The Muppet Show song that likely never existed.

[JEDIpartner]

I had the craziest dream the other night involving Kermit auditioning new songs for the show.

I woke up remembering the words and the whole melody... the kicker is, as far as I know, this song doesn't even exist!!!!

Muppet 1: Tell me what kind of bag you need...

Muppet 2: I need a bag; a paper bag

Muppet 1: Why do you need a paper bag?

Muppet 2: I need it for my goat!

Muppet 1: Why do you need it for your goat?

Muppet 2: I need it to carry him 'cross the moat!

Muppet 1: Is that why you need a paper bag?

Muppet 2: Yes, my poor goat cannot float!


Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?

[DarthQuack]

I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...

[Jargo]

I think you need to stop eating so late at night.

[Kidhuman]

I think you should play it at a Show JP.

[JEDIpartner]

I wish I had the last 30 seconds of my life back...

Oh, you're SO important. :rolleyes:

[jedi master sal]

Just knowing me kinda explains all of this, doesn't it?

Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!

[JEDIpartner]

Yes but shouldn't that read "a fabulously dressed goat" then....JUST KIDDING!

This one doesn't say "fabulous"... :sleeping: