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JetsAndHeels
08-18-2006, 02:33 PM
The mother f*%king snakes on this mother f*%king messageboard.

Discuss.

El Chuxter
08-18-2006, 02:34 PM
Did Samuel call you, too?

JetsAndHeels
08-18-2006, 02:48 PM
Did Samuel call you, too?

Yeah, good ol' Mace rang my cell this morning.

Kidhuman
08-18-2006, 02:56 PM
Damn that took long enough. I sent it when, Tuesday night?

kool-aid killer
08-18-2006, 03:07 PM
"Pick Up Yo Phone, Motherlover!!!"

DarthQuack
08-18-2006, 04:32 PM
I had lots of fun sending out about 50 of them.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-18-2006, 04:47 PM
Ssssnakesss can sssenssse thossse who are ssssick and exhausssted, ssso I'd watch out, JetssssAndHeelssss!

I heard a radio show playing the message Sam J. sent, where the name was wrong. I'd be funny to sent a "personalized" message that's not quite right. Or, as this is a Star Wars site, a SW-themed one!

Samuel L. Jackson: "Hey! Farmboy! Yeah, you with the floppy hat and whiny voice. I hear you're moping around 'cause you can't get into the Academy. Well, you need to get your sunburned, Tusken fightin', Needle threadin', droid cleanin' butt to see SOAP. Yeah, that's right; Snakes on a Plane spells out "soap." Got a problem with that? I didn't think so. Grab your landspeeder, watch out for Jawa crawlers and see Snakes on a slaymo sith spawn Plane tonight! Or I won't let your father on the Counsel and you'll never even be born!"

Jargo
08-18-2006, 05:06 PM
what?

snakes? I hate snakes.

DarthQuack
08-18-2006, 06:38 PM
"snakes...snakes.....i dont know no snakes....."

"he sounded like a snake...."

figrin bran
08-19-2006, 12:53 AM
it oughta make great parody fodder for scary movie 6 or whatever number they're on.

bobafrett
08-19-2006, 09:07 AM
I've got a snake in my pants! Now there's the porn title!

Banthaholic
08-19-2006, 09:34 AM
I've got a snake in my pants! Now there's the porn title!

Glad to see someone had the courage to post it, for that I salute you.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-19-2006, 11:19 AM
Samuel L. Jackson: "Hey! Fat slob! Yeah, you with the pipe in your mouth and green goop all over. I hear you're moping around 'cause your rancor's dead, your favorite decoration's been snagged, and on top of all that, you've been choked to death. So what? That never stopped me before. You need to get your blubber tail haulin', glitter spice runnin', Jedi mind tricks avoidin', droid torturin' butt to see SOAP. Yeah, that's right; Snakes on a Plane spells out "soap." Got a problem with that? I didn't think so. Grab your sail barge, watch out for CGI bantha packs and see Snakes on a slaymo-sith-spawn Plane tonight! Or I'll have somebody write a story where your relatives wear dreadlocks and seek revenge on metal bikini wearin' rebels!"

Kidhuman
08-19-2006, 12:16 PM
For your saftey, I will post this:

bobafrett
08-19-2006, 12:26 PM
For your saftey, I will post this:


Now another reason for me to be terrified of flying. Thanks KH!

Bel-Cam Jos
08-19-2006, 06:38 PM
For your saftey, I will post this:I saw that at the Comic-Con as a full wall size banner. It had another part with the snakes sliding down the inflatible slide and some other parts of the plane.

Songs on the soundtrack?

"Cold Hearted Snake" Paula Abdul
"Snake Eye" AC/DC
"Snake in the Grass" Elton John
"Union of the Snake" Duran Duran
"Leavin' on a Jet Plane" Peter, Paul, and Mary
"Aeroplane" Red Hot Chili Peppers
Anything by Jefferson Airplane
"Shirley, You Can't Be Serious" George Zip :p

2-1B
08-19-2006, 07:15 PM
Don't forget Alice Cooper's Constrictor album in its entirety. :)

El Chuxter
08-19-2006, 08:44 PM
There'd be lots of old blues numbers on there, particularly "Crawlin' Kingsnake."

Bel-Cam Jos
08-23-2006, 10:32 PM
And Huey Lewis and the News' "Stuck With You," Def Leppard's "Love Bites," BBD's "Poison."

So, it was #1 at the box office, eh? What're the odds it'll pull a Star Wars-esque run of consecutive weeks at the top?

Dar' Argol
08-25-2006, 03:27 PM
Well, apparently there is already a sequel . . .

LusiferSam
08-26-2006, 11:25 AM
"I'm sick and tired of these mother @$%*^! snakes on this mother @#*&!^$ lunar module!" some how just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-26-2006, 12:03 PM
"I'm sick and tired of these mother @$%*^! snakes on this mother @#*&!^$ lunar module!" some how just doesn't have the same ring to it.Well, the premise is totally unbelievable. I mean, NASA tracks the weight of all missions, so they'd obviously know it was too heavy. And how could the snakes breathe without oxygen? No way. SOAP, is much more realistic. :rolleyes:

Other taglines?
"That's one small step for man, one giant... %$@#! There's a @$%*^# python on the lunar module!"

"Get my @$%*^# golf club!"

"Space. The final brassiere." (just wanted to give props to Jeff Albertson, aka Comic Book Guy ;) )

"It's t-minus zero seconds before I kick your @$%*^# @$$!" :eek:

Dar' Argol
09-06-2006, 08:31 PM
Just to stir stuff up again, I saw this at Hollywood video the other day. It's real . . . seriously . . . . I mean it . . . . really . . . . .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Snakesonatrain.jpg

JetsAndHeels
09-06-2006, 09:38 PM
Just to stir stuff up again, I saw this at Hollywood video the other day. It's real . . . seriously . . . . I mean it . . . . really . . . . .


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Snakesonatrain.jpg

I watched this and let me just say that everyone should stay away. Its bad, and I dont mean the good kind of bad..its really, really bad.
I think it had a budget of about 5 dollars.

Dar' Argol
09-07-2006, 10:39 PM
I kinda figured it would ber bad, but now its kinda bugging me in a SW Holiday Special masochistic kinda way . . . .