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Slicker
09-20-2006, 05:15 PM
The thread put up by pbarnard inspired me to look at eBay for that new Elmo. I did and searched for the highest price first and this is what I found (http://cgi.ebay.com/10-MILLION-DOLLAR-TICKLE-ME-ELMO-TMX-NO-JOKE-SEALED_W0QQitemZ110035454635QQihZ001QQcategoryZ262 2QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem). I can't even put into words the amount of hatred I have for these useless souls that try and profit off of others wealth. Get a job and get a life.


Just search Tickle Elmo and search by highest first and you'll be disgusted as much as I was.

shammykenobi
09-20-2006, 05:26 PM
There's only one word for a person like this:

F**K T@RD

Mr. JabbaJohnL
09-20-2006, 05:54 PM
Holy God, ten million bucks for college? This guy needs to shop around. :D

General_Grievous
09-20-2006, 07:38 PM
The dude looks like Fred Savage from "Goldmember". Moley moley moley. He'll donate 40%...how generous. But it's just a joke. The guy obviously has way too much time on his hands.

darthvyn
09-20-2006, 07:53 PM
anyone do the math on what kind of listing fee this guy paid? or will pay if it actually sells???

2-1B
09-20-2006, 09:42 PM
I like his spelling of "rediculous"

Kidhuman
09-20-2006, 09:56 PM
Dude, this is a sham. I could imagine some fool buying this.&

JimJamBonds
09-20-2006, 11:56 PM
This same type of carp happen 10 years if I remember correctly.

Jargo
09-21-2006, 09:33 AM
I want that full size Elmo suit. screw the toy I want that suit.

Dar' Argol
09-21-2006, 03:48 PM
Hmmm . . seems I missed it:(


his listing (110035454635) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.

Kidhuman
09-21-2006, 04:00 PM
He was basically selling it for 1,000,000 dollars with a BIN for 10 million.&

scruffziller
09-21-2006, 05:30 PM
It has been removed.

Jargo
09-21-2006, 09:03 PM
anyone know where I can get me an Elmo suit.............

Jargo
09-22-2006, 01:53 PM
this may get me suspended or banned for being too rude but anyway, saw this joke today and it made me smile.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. “I’m sorry” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...... Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!”

Slicker
09-22-2006, 03:19 PM
LMAO!!!


That's f-in' hilarious!!!



If you get your Elmo suit the first new member gets to give you two test tickles.:love:

Jargo
09-22-2006, 04:11 PM
Best I could find http://cgi.ebay.com/Brand-new-Red-monster-Mascot-Costume-Look-a-like_W0QQitemZ110035606104QQihZ001QQcategoryZ19255 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Far too pricey for me though. :(

Slicker
09-22-2006, 04:35 PM
Truly. F-in'. Frightening.






Sebulba...Virginia...Captain Tarpals...oh, carp. Wrong thread...

bobafrett
09-23-2006, 12:11 AM
Best I could find http://cgi.ebay.com/Brand-new-Red-monster-Mascot-Costume-Look-a-like_W0QQitemZ110035606104QQihZ001QQcategoryZ19255 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Far too pricey for me though. :(


Sweet! I'm very ticklish! I could go to a bar and get all the babes to try to find where I'm Not Ticklish!