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El Chuxter
09-23-2006, 11:27 AM
Just so we don't have to start a new thread for each. Just limit each post to one completely random thought.

I am exactly 573.6% sexier than Cheryl Hines.

CaptainSolo1138
09-23-2006, 11:33 AM
When I die, I'm gonna crap my pants and NO ONE is gonna laugh. What a waste of good physical comedy.

Kidhuman
09-23-2006, 12:22 PM
Where does the weight go when its lost?&

seanmcfripp
09-23-2006, 01:56 PM
Maybe Yankees fans aren't so bad.

El Chuxter
09-23-2006, 02:04 PM
What do ninjas do when they need to renew their driver's licenses?

Jargo
09-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Are tooth fairies classed as birds or insects? :sad:

LusiferSam
09-23-2006, 06:40 PM
I need to be writing about Seyfert galaxies rather playing with my Zippo and reading other people's random thoughts.

Kidhuman
09-23-2006, 07:56 PM
If a quiz is quizacle, whats a test?&

General_Grievous
09-23-2006, 09:12 PM
When the Jackass guys die, will they have a spot in the Academy Awards "In Memoriam" segment?

2-1B
09-23-2006, 09:54 PM
Why doesn't Washington spell their team as the Gnats ? :confused:

stillakid
09-23-2006, 09:59 PM
FREE TIBET*









*(with 4 proof of purchase seals and $2.95 S&H)

Jargo
09-23-2006, 10:34 PM
which products are included in that offer?

stillakid
09-23-2006, 10:54 PM
which products are included in that offer?


Tibet







_____________________________

Kidhuman
09-23-2006, 11:17 PM
Hillary Clinton is a man.&

2-1B
09-23-2006, 11:23 PM
Hillary Clinton is a man.

That's not an "incredibly stupid thought", it's probably pretty true. :confused:


&

Okay, maybe it was. :D

Rocketboy
09-23-2006, 11:41 PM
How do you throw away an old trash can? You can't just set it out at the curb. Do you have to out it inside the new trash can? Or put it in a large garbage bag? Maybe you need to leave a note on it for the trash guys...

seanmcfripp
09-24-2006, 08:09 AM
Why doesn't Washington spell their team as the Gnats ? :confused:

The Nats still have a shot at the wild card.

Slicker
09-24-2006, 09:37 AM
Going off RB's theme. How do you sell a real estate location? You can't very well put a for sale sign out front because people'll think it's advertising.

Blue2th
09-24-2006, 12:15 PM
If I say tomato, and you say tomato, it's spelled the same way.:ninja:

Kidhuman
09-24-2006, 12:44 PM
What is everyone in the world flushed their toilet at the same time? &

LusiferSam
09-24-2006, 01:42 PM
%$(*#~) @!! I feel like ate the special from the dinner at the end of Spaceballs.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-24-2006, 04:16 PM
Why do special teams get the shaft when it comes to reasons for winning football championships? You hear about how "defense wins champsionships," and that "a good offense can beat a good defense." So sad, such a waste...

Rocketboy
09-24-2006, 05:01 PM
Remember the movie Happy Gilmore?
It was pretty cool.

mabudonicus
09-24-2006, 08:49 PM
For some reason, everytime I try to contibute to this thread, I have to just give up for fear of getting a temporary suspension due to the content that comes into me head, why is that??&

Darth Jax
09-24-2006, 09:46 PM
if paris hilton is a celebrity why not me? i have no talent either.

Bobby Fett
09-24-2006, 11:48 PM
Why are there more horse's arses than there are horses?

Blue2th
09-25-2006, 12:46 AM
If a tree falls on a bear carping in the woods, and there is no one around to hear it, does it really stink?

Deoxyribonucleic
09-25-2006, 02:57 AM
Considering the ratio of birds to humans, I'm surprised people don't get pooped on more!

CaptainSolo1138
09-25-2006, 07:46 AM
What is the square root of "awesome"?

Kidhuman
09-25-2006, 07:56 AM
& is here to stay

JetsAndHeels
09-25-2006, 11:32 AM
Raiders are a good team this year

Bel-Cam Jos
09-27-2006, 09:55 PM
Anyone notice that the losing teams on Monday Night Football this season are averaging 1.0 points per game so far?

Darth Cruel
09-27-2006, 10:09 PM
I wondered during the O.J. Simpson trial that if a small hijo is an hijito is a small judge a Judge Ito?

Edit - And I truly hope that this post amuses people. It is my 1500th and I wanted my 1500th to be special.

Mad Slanted Powers
09-28-2006, 01:05 AM
If teeth is the plural of tooth, and feet is the plural of foot, is sheep the plural of shoop?

JEDIpartner
09-29-2006, 01:33 PM
It also inspired about 20 minutes of unbridled giggling.

Rogue II
09-29-2006, 01:54 PM
Ever notice that mice have no shoulders at all? When you try to put a little necklace on them, it just slides on down their torso.

Darth Cruel
09-29-2006, 01:59 PM
I was at a game one day, wondering why baseballs get bigger as they get closer...then it hit me...








This one is not original, but I laugh whenever I think about it.

stillakid
09-29-2006, 02:43 PM
I was at a game one day, wondering why baseballs get bigger as they get closer...then it hit me...







This one is not original, but I laugh whenever I think about it.


So this seal walks into a club....

Jargo
09-29-2006, 08:40 PM
So what exactly is it that the birds and the bees get up to?

maatu
09-29-2006, 09:13 PM
that one question.it's testacles

maatu
09-29-2006, 09:14 PM
did you hear the one about the blonde?

Bel-Cam Jos
09-30-2006, 11:29 AM
I'll edit this for content that won't send it to the R P...

On my Joke-A-Day calendar recently: "A [religious leader], a[nother religious leader], and a [woman of questionable actions] walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'is this some kind of joke?'"

Ha







ha.

stillakid
09-30-2006, 12:15 PM
I'll edit this for content that won't send it to the R P...

On my Joke-A-Day calendar recently: "A [religious leader], a[nother religious leader], and a [woman of questionable actions] walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'is this some kind of joke?'"

Ha







ha.

A priest, a rabbi, and a blindman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Mad Slanted Powers
09-30-2006, 12:38 PM
Frozen Toast. All you have to do is stick it in the toaster and it's ready to eat.

darthvyn
09-30-2006, 03:37 PM
Frozen Toast. All you have to do is stick it in the toaster and it's ready to eat.

that's like my product: instant water - just add water!

it's gonna make me millions!

Kidhuman
09-30-2006, 04:32 PM
My idea is to sell Cheerios as beagel seeds.&

stillakid
09-30-2006, 05:45 PM
Everybody complains that life is too short, but then they complain when they've had a long day.

Jargo
09-30-2006, 07:56 PM
I'd like to start a baby farm. using sperm donated by myself to fertilise employed womb bearers. then introduce the superior young to the world via an adoption agency. I intend to utilise Australia because it's a useless wasteland. so will be setting up a huge complex with hundreds of employed womb bearers plus other employees in the care giving professions.
Plus facilities to ensure womb bearers are in the top physical shape.
womb bearers may be of any ethnicity or country of origin.
As the project gains momentum i may have to edge out any indiginous peoples or citizens of OZ. Tasmania and new zealand will make suitable new homes for them though.
womb bearers will of course be subject to stringent IQ testing. don't want to be populating the world with dumb kids.
phase two of my project involves introducing substances into the global water supply that will sterilise the weak and poor. thus building a genetic dead end and halting substandard gene pools.
I will also be fostering links with assasin organisations who will take out the pro-lifer faction. or anyone else who objects to my brilliant project.
I will eventually be daddy to the world.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-30-2006, 08:46 PM
Does anyone know of the link to the breakfast sausage page?

Does the website for A.D.D. use hypertext?

What is the address for Wisconsin Wrench World?

Dar' Argol
10-01-2006, 01:53 AM
What the heck does "Little pitchers have big ears" really mean???

With determination, stubborness, vasiline, and a rather large hammer you can make a round peg fit in a square hole!

Jargo
10-01-2006, 07:12 AM
which particular butterfly in which particular rainforest is responsible for all this chaos?

Mad Slanted Powers
10-01-2006, 12:56 PM
which particular butterfly in which particular rainforest is responsible for all this chaos?
It's either the one with the dog in that Heart song, or it is Iron Butterfly.

Bel-Cam Jos
10-06-2006, 11:32 PM
The Wendy's fast food company sponsors the High School Heisman scholarship for male and female student athletes? Why is its website Wendy:She Is Man.com?

stillakid
10-06-2006, 11:39 PM
Doesn't "near miss" mean that you actually hit something?

Jargo
10-07-2006, 07:08 PM
wouldn't it be cool if pizza could be delivered via the internet cables. like teleportation but because it's broadband there's no need to squish up the pizza. spose they could send it slice by slice if need be though.

Mad Slanted Powers
10-07-2006, 07:14 PM
wouldn't it be cool if pizza could be delivered via the internet cables. like teleportation but because it's broadband there's no need to squish up the pizza. spose they could send it slice by slice if need be though.
Excellent. Just plug a USB feeding tube into your computer and you can download any food right into your mouth.

stillakid
10-07-2006, 07:33 PM
wouldn't it be cool if pizza could be delivered via the internet cables. like teleportation but because it's broadband there's no need to squish up the pizza. spose they could send it slice by slice if need be though.

The cable would have to be a triangle shape though instead of round.

Mad Slanted Powers
10-08-2006, 01:16 AM
I know it's an X-Box, but what is it now?

Jargo
10-08-2006, 09:30 PM
if an infinite number of simians given typewriters and an infinite amount of time can somehow write a shakespeare play/sonnet, doesn't that imply that at some point one of those simians is going to get really really - really bored and cheat?

Bel-Cam Jos
10-08-2006, 11:13 PM
wouldn't it be cool if pizza could be delivered via the internet cables. like teleportation but because it's broadband there's no need to squish up the pizza. spose they could send it slice by slice if need be though.When I first heard of buying food online, I thought that was one of the dumbest ideas ever (not because I believed they'd send it via cable, just that it was lazy and you would have food that wasn't very fresh).

Mad Slanted Powers
10-08-2006, 11:20 PM
When I first heard of buying food online, I thought that was one of the dumbest ideas ever (not because I believed they'd send it via cable, just that it was lazy and you would have food that wasn't very fresh).
Lazy perhaps, but you could still have fresh food. You would just go onto the grocery store website and order what you want and they could deliver it to you, or have it ready for you to pick up. There is also that Schwann's truck that I often see around here that delivers all kinds of frozen food. I've never used them, but I think one of my brothers has.

I still like the idea of just sticking a tube in your mouth and downloading dinner.

stillakid
10-09-2006, 01:01 AM
For a half a second, I thought I understood women.

CaptainSolo1138
10-11-2006, 08:26 AM
It'd suck to be scared half to death twice at the same time.

El Chuxter
10-17-2006, 01:56 PM
An album called Henry Kissinger Sings the Hits of The Police would probably never be certified Gold.

pbarnard
10-17-2006, 02:35 PM
Paranoia is better than loneliness because you're never truely alone.

El Chuxter
10-18-2006, 02:38 PM
At the end of the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air," Will gets a ride in a cab that has "FRESH" as the license plate number and dice on the mirror. When he gets to his uncle's house, he tells the cabbie, "Yo, holmes, smell you later."

Whatever happened to that cabbie?

sith_killer_99
10-18-2006, 06:49 PM
if paris hilton is a celebrity why not me? i have no talent either.
Why? Do you have a poorly done amature video on the net for download?



Once I went to Wendy's and told everyone working there that they are ugly and everyone treates them like red-headed step children because they are red-headed step children.

When I left, the sign on the door said "Thank you for patronizing Wendy's"!

Kidhuman
10-19-2006, 02:06 AM
The Greatest battle waves are selling like hotcakes.

Tycho
10-19-2006, 06:35 AM
"Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

"I'll have the No. 4 Quarter Pounder Meal with no onions on my burger. Please don't super-size me."

"Oh, and Mr. Pibb to drink, please."

mtriv73
10-19-2006, 03:02 PM
I can't think of a single word that rhymes with "walrus."

El Chuxter
10-19-2006, 03:37 PM
I alone have more posts in "L.A. area Just Found news" than there are total posts in most threads here, and I live about an hour from LA.

Tycho
10-19-2006, 03:39 PM
I post in the LA Just Found Thread too - because no one really posts in any San Diego thread.

I think once other Star Wars collectors learned I lived down here, they moved out of town!

El Chuxter
10-19-2006, 03:45 PM
That thought was neither stupid nor incredibly.

Tycho
10-19-2006, 03:47 PM
Alright then: It was False-Stupid.

Darth Cruel
10-19-2006, 03:48 PM
I know it's an X-Box, but what is it now?

Now it is what X-Men do in the X-Ring.

Kidhuman
10-19-2006, 08:28 PM
I alone have more posts in "L.A. area Just Found news" than there are total posts in most threads here, and I live about an hour from LA.

The same for me, except I live 3000 miles away from L.A. At least you can drive there and back in under 3 hours(traffic withholding)

Mad Slanted Powers
10-20-2006, 02:32 AM
Now it is what X-Men do in the X-Ring.
Are X-Men women now?

If we had a Staples in town, I'd consider going there and asking where I can get one of those Copy Cats that was in their commercial.

JEDIpartner
10-31-2006, 01:07 PM
I wonder if the kids called Willy Wonka a "candy a**" when he was a kid... Hmmmm...

El Chuxter
10-31-2006, 01:19 PM
You know, someone had to invent the Pet Rock.

Rogue II
10-31-2006, 01:52 PM
I sometimes fantasize that my Toyota Pick-up is one of those vehicles from M.A.S.K. and it can transform into a jet plane.

Tycho
10-31-2006, 02:44 PM
I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and I nicknamed him "Chief."

I used to drive a Nissan Pathfinder and I called him "Pat."

People nickname boats, so why not automobiles?

El Chuxter
10-31-2006, 02:52 PM
I nicknamed my left buttcheek "Slicker."

Mad Slanted Powers
10-31-2006, 07:49 PM
I feel more like I do now than I did before.

JEDIpartner
11-01-2006, 12:20 PM
I like cheese. :pleased:

Bel-Cam Jos
11-01-2006, 08:30 PM
I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and I nicknamed him "Chief."

I used to drive a Nissan Pathfinder and I called him "Pat."

People nickname boats, so why not automobiles?I named my first car "Bonjo" (long story). I named my second car "Nexthis" (pronounced "nexus," another long story), and my current car is "Elizabeth" (shorter story).

JimJamBonds
11-01-2006, 11:36 PM
I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and I nicknamed him "Chief."

I used to drive a Nissan Pathfinder and I called him "Pat."

People nickname boats, so why not automobiles?

Actually people NAME boats.

stillakid
11-02-2006, 04:16 AM
There's a warning on my bottle of sleeping pills that says the pills may cause drowsiness.

Tycho
11-02-2006, 11:25 AM
We haven't heard from George Bush or John Kerry in this thread. They could out-do all of us. :rolleyes:

El Chuxter
11-02-2006, 11:41 AM
But not Phil Angelides. He's just a rock, and therefore has no stupid thoughts.

Kidhuman
11-02-2006, 03:16 PM
Rob Leifeld rules all

Rogue II
11-03-2006, 12:19 PM
It would be really cool if someone in Hollywood could come up with a script for a buddy-cop movie that would star Robert DeNiro and 50 Cent.

El Chuxter
11-03-2006, 12:38 PM
Even cooler if it was Michael Clarke Duncan and Garry Shandling, and they played time-travelling cops stuck in medieval Europe.

Rogue II
11-03-2006, 12:49 PM
Did I say buddy cop? I meant police thriller (http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/061102m.php).

El Chuxter
11-15-2006, 06:48 PM
If you rob Peter to pay Paul, does Mary get mad?

Tycho
11-15-2006, 06:55 PM
No, you rob Peter to pay MARY so that Paul gets laid! :thumbsup:

El Chuxter
11-15-2006, 07:00 PM
Something about that is so incredibly wrong that it defies categorization.

Mad Slanted Powers
11-15-2006, 09:10 PM
What exactly is the pale, and how does one go beyond it?

LusiferSam
11-15-2006, 09:26 PM
LaTex sucks and my wrists hurt from typing all day.

kool-aid killer
11-16-2006, 12:30 AM
One of my kitchen knives broke. How do i dispose of the broken blade? I cant just throw it in the trash bag, it might rip out and stap/slice me or the garbage man.

El Chuxter
11-17-2006, 11:25 AM
If Jimmie Rodgers, James Brown, Michael Jackson, and Diddy were somehow to record a song together, would the lyrics read, "A-dee-a-dee-eee-ee-ee-ee-eeee-eeeeee, oooowwwwwwwwwww, hee-hee, uh huh, yeah"?

Mad Slanted Powers
11-17-2006, 07:29 PM
I wish that whoever keeps breaking dinner would stop it, because I'm getting tired of fixing it.

Tycho
11-17-2006, 09:12 PM
There were 100 stupid thoughts in this thread already before I posted this!

CaptainSolo1138
11-17-2006, 09:34 PM
Go banana!

Jargo
11-17-2006, 10:11 PM
does farting lots tone your butt cheeks? all that rippling flesh must get trimmer with extreme flatulence. Hey KH?......

Kidhuman
11-17-2006, 11:42 PM
Why my butt gotta be the butt of jokes?

CaptainSolo1138
11-17-2006, 11:44 PM
KH's butt had it's own "Event" card in the old SW:CCG.

Mad Slanted Powers
11-18-2006, 02:44 AM
does farting lots tone your butt cheeks? all that rippling flesh must get trimmer with extreme flatulence. Hey KH?......

Maybe, but clenching hard to keep one from coming out can be just as effective.

Rogue II
11-18-2006, 10:00 AM
Kidhuman's name in Navajo actually means "Walks with Clenched Cheeks"

El Chuxter
11-18-2006, 10:04 AM
And in Swahili, it means, "He who poops where he bathes and should wear socks so as not to get doondoon in between his toes."

JEDIpartner
11-18-2006, 10:27 AM
The world goes around and poops.

Jargo
11-18-2006, 07:01 PM
If a fly is travelling west at a velocity of five miles an hour and a car is travelling east at 50 miles an hour, and a the road is straight and there is no cross wind, does the fly know it's *** is gonna be wearing it's smile very soon?

Mad Slanted Powers
11-18-2006, 07:37 PM
Kidhuman's name in Navajo actually means "Walks with Clenched Cheeks"
And his rap name is Sir Poops-a-Lot. He's up there among the pantheon of great rappers such as Puff Doggy, Ice Daddy, 2Fat, and The Notorious P.I.G. (I actually found an entry for Notorious P.I.G. on allmusic.com, but there was nothing there).

Tycho
11-19-2006, 01:25 AM
I would like it if dougnuts, DingDongs, and Twinkies could talk.

I just imagined myself in a small restaurant conversing with some.

CaptainSolo1138
11-19-2006, 11:38 AM
DingDongsI just shake mine around and pretend it's a sock puppet.

Tycho
11-19-2006, 03:48 PM
I had a dream that I had to hire a really old man in boxer shorts to fix my shower-bathtub so it would drain, as well as make the toilet flush. He fell down into the water in the tub. He also wanted $15,000 to do the job. I said I'd pay $1,200 but was fumbling, probably giving in to $1,500 for the work. It took him less than 5 minutes and he pulled a drain lever I did not notice before. Perhaps this truly counts as a nightmare.

Slicker
11-19-2006, 03:58 PM
Perhaps this truly counts as a nightmare.Or a homoerotic fantasy...

El Chuxter
11-19-2006, 04:14 PM
I had a dream where KH tried to hire an old man in boxer shorts to fix his shower, and the old guy said, "Hunh-uh! There's poop in there!"

Jargo
11-19-2006, 08:48 PM
Or a homoerotic fantasy...
how would you know. that's the question... how would you know......

Rogue II
11-19-2006, 10:55 PM
how would you know. that's the question... how would you know......

From what I hear, you learn that kind of stuff in the Navy.

El Chuxter
11-20-2006, 12:56 AM
If I were to start a "Quick Question About Matthew Sweet" thread, would anyone pick anything other than Girlfriend for "favorite album"?

Mad Slanted Powers
11-20-2006, 01:50 AM
"Girlfriend" and "Superdeformed" from the No Alternative comp are the only songs I know, the answer is probably "no".

Slicker
11-20-2006, 02:47 PM
how would you know. that's the question... how would you know......From what I hear, you learn that kind of stuff in the Navy.

Jargo
11-20-2006, 03:00 PM
what sort of stuff?

Slicker
11-20-2006, 03:30 PM
what sort of stuff?You know...stuff...

Tycho
11-20-2006, 06:11 PM
I just had another dream that I was in a type of foreign language lab, only I was listening to tutorials on how to use a multi-line telephone and learning about the history of calling features provided by AT&T. A simulated phone was laid out on a flat touch screen in my desk in front of me. The classroom was basically empty, but my 6th grade teacher walked in as I was struggling to try and figure out how to use a telephone. If I failed to pass the test she was going to give me, I'd lose my license to make phone calls. NUTS!

"You have reached a line that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording by error, you may hang up and try to dial your call again. If you need further assistance, you may dial "Zero" and an operator will assist you."

You know in my dream, I even forgot the number to call "Zero" for an operator to assist me.

Jargo
11-20-2006, 06:39 PM
You know...stuff...

Oh let's do lunch and you can tell me aaaaaaaaall about it.... :lipsrsealed:

El Chuxter
11-20-2006, 08:22 PM
Cue up the theme from "Sanford and Son."

Jargo
11-20-2006, 10:09 PM
har har har.

I'm going to bed.

and not alone........

my dog will be keeping me warm. my feet warm. my feet.

*turns sharply on heels and swoops out of room.*

El Chuxter
11-21-2006, 03:46 PM
I'm working on my doctoral thesis in History, and would appreciate any help in finding original documents that support my theory that Jack the Ripper was actually Ahmed Best, who was thrown more than 100 years into the past after eating some tainted Oreos, was driven irreparably insane, and was ordered by a memory of the Barney television show (which now served as a sort of imaginary friend) to slash up prostitutes in Victorian London.

Jargo
11-21-2006, 05:50 PM
is he a surgeon? the bodies were cut apart by someone with surgical knowledge. organs carefully removed. perfect precision incisions. he knew how to break apart the rib cage to gain access to the organs. My money is on Dougie Howser rather than Ahmad best.

Mad Slanted Powers
11-21-2006, 07:46 PM
I thought that old episode of Star Trek explained Jack the Ripper.

Tycho
11-21-2006, 07:52 PM
I thought that old episode of Star Trek explained Jack the Ripper.


It's funny. I thought of watching that when I saw this subject brought up. Maybe that's not a stupid thought. The episode is about Scotty and Scotty was cool.

The voodoo sieance (spelling) scene was a bit far-fetched though. But it was consistant - Captain Kirk always had to be around women who were moaning. But this one was married if I recall.

I havd a new very random and incredibly stupid thought to post.

Once I post it, I'm hoping I can get this out of my head. So here goes:

BUCKETS CAN HOLD WATER!

Discuss.

Cups, pales, pitchers, glassware, spoons, canteens, jars, jugs, troughs, wells and more all operate on the same principles that help buckets to hold water.

This ancient technology has been with humans for a long time - perhaps not long after they discovered rivers, puddles, lakes, ponds, swamps etc. hold water.

Oceans are also made of water, but they have salt-water.

Drinking salt-water is not good for you.

Regular plain old water is amazing. It's most refreshing when cold.

Refrigerators chill water. You put the water in a jug or bottle, a pitcher, or even a cup or class before you put it in the refrigerator.

However, some refrigerators have water dispensers on their exterior. They also often make ice.

Ice is really hardened, very cold water. If ice sits out at room temperature, it will become water.

Swimming pools are also filled with water. As our bathtubs, jacuzzis, etc.

I'm sorry, but this just suddenly fascinated me. I think I'm going crazy over water. I'll splash some on my face.....ah....refreshing. Now I will demonstrate how you drink a glass of water. Gulp! Ah...most refreshing, indeed.

Water occupies most of our planet. We come from planet earth. Earth is made up of a lot of water.

People and animals are made up of a lot of water, too. Blood is just water with iron and carbon and a few other protein elements in it. When you bleed, you are leaking water. Guns can pop people like water balloons. It would seem that the NRA is a Water Rights group.

I think someone put something in my water.

There have been movies made about water - things that live in it, big waves of it, ships that traverse it, sports that take place on or in it, explorers moving through it, etc.

In fact, any movie with people in it has water in it, remember?

You'd think cartoons would be the exception, but most cartoons have water in it somehow - cartoon water!

This post might be incredibly stupid, but actually, thinking about water doesn't seem so stupid any more. Perhaps I'm getting off-topic as this subject might not be stupid any more?

But water is fascinating! That's for sure. Maybe it belongs in an "Incredibly fascinating thought thread?"

Mad Slanted Powers
11-21-2006, 09:23 PM
It is the empty space of a bowl that makes it useful to hold things such as water, or to wear as a hat on your head.

Rogue II
11-21-2006, 09:35 PM
If you play Titantic in reverse, the ship appears out of the water, everyone dries off, and arrives safely at port.

CaptainSolo1138
11-21-2006, 10:07 PM
But sadly, Kate Winslet puts her clothes back on and Leo is among the living.

Darth Cruel
11-21-2006, 10:58 PM
If I had my life, and you had your life, and I took your life...would I have 2 lives?

Mad Slanted Powers
11-21-2006, 11:40 PM
I always hated those kids that made fun of Mikey in the Life cereal commercial. And the kids that wouldn't let the rabbit have any Trix.

Jargo
11-22-2006, 01:41 PM
I like mud.

El Chuxter
11-22-2006, 01:56 PM
Dinobot Commander Grimlock was stranded on a desert island and rebuilt into a radio by Doctor Doom and Cobra Commander, but stranded when they were presumably killed by a ghost who looked like Rupert Grint. Now his only hope for escape is to be brought back with Gilligan and the other castaways when (and if) they themselves are rescued.

Tycho
11-22-2006, 01:59 PM
The Professor tried to use the new Grimlock-radio to call for help.

He transmitted the following message:

"Me Koo-Coo for coconuts!" Some who think the message was actually received think it convinced all intelligent life to avoid Dinobot Island.

And there are rumors of Predacons on "Site B."

Jargo
11-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Nakedness is great in winter.

Mad Slanted Powers
11-22-2006, 08:23 PM
Naked should be pronounced so that it rhymes with baked.

El Chuxter
12-18-2006, 05:43 PM
If Sam Beckett were to quantum leap into Al while Al was guiding him on another mission he'd not been on yet, who would play who?

JEDIpartner
12-20-2006, 09:13 AM
Hey!! I think I'll go climb Mount Hood in the winter!


:(

Mad Slanted Powers
12-20-2006, 10:11 AM
If you raise the right hand of the Jerjerrod figure, it looks like he is doing that "Head Crusher" thing.

figrin bran
12-20-2006, 10:41 PM
are all the "i had a dream" threads going to be merged into this one?

Tycho
12-21-2006, 02:11 AM
are all the "i had a dream" threads going to be merged into this one?

That would be a nightmare!

2-1B
12-21-2006, 03:49 AM
yet very fitting.

mabudonicus
12-21-2006, 02:21 PM
Hmmm anyone ever try windsurfing on mount baldy??

Or shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln??

Or do those phrases mean exactly what they sound like??

And agreed with Caesar, and the theme song should be Also Spracht Zarathustra :beard:Isobaws&

El Chuxter
02-07-2007, 01:16 AM
JimJamBonds ain't got nobody. Nobody cares for him, nobody, nobody. He's so sad and lonely, sad and lonely. Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with him, 'cause he ain't so bad?

Tycho
02-07-2007, 02:36 AM
We can hook him up with Captain Nowak. She needs a Valentine.

Mad Slanted Powers
02-07-2007, 10:06 AM
Poco - "It happens all the time, this crazy love of mine"

El Chuxter
02-15-2007, 11:38 PM
I bet when Zsa Zsa Gabor made a cameo in The Naked Gun 33 1/3, she had no idea that, years later, her husband would claim to have knocked up one of her co-stars.

Qui-Long Gone
02-15-2007, 11:40 PM
I was more surprised to hear Zsa Zsa was still alive....she sounds like a Dreadknock from Gi Joe...

Rogue II
02-18-2007, 03:03 PM
How can the Daytona 500 be the Super Bowl of NASCAR if it isn't at the end of the season, and the winner isn't the world champoin?

2-1B
02-18-2007, 06:10 PM
I bet when Zsa Zsa Gabor made a cameo in The Naked Gun 33 1/3, she had no idea that, years later, her husband would claim to have knocked up one of her co-stars.

excellent observation Chux, I never made that connection ! :eek:

JimJamBonds
02-18-2007, 07:52 PM
How can the Daytona 500 be the Super Bowl of NASCAR if it isn't at the end of the season, and the winner isn't the world champoin?

How can a world champion be awarded when all of the teams play in one country?

CaptainSolo1138
02-18-2007, 10:35 PM
How can someone be named "the best driver"? That's like saying someone is the best "grocery shopper".

JetsAndHeels
02-18-2007, 10:37 PM
An even better question: how can anyone actually like nascar??

Mad Slanted Powers
02-18-2007, 10:44 PM
How can someone be named "the best driver"? That's like saying someone is the best "grocery shopper".

My mom might be able to contend for that title. She always tries to buy on sale and plans her trips so she doesn't have to double back and so that she buys the cold stuff at the last stop. You don't want that ice cream to melt.

Qui-Long Gone
02-20-2007, 09:45 PM
How can a world champion be awarded when all of the teams play in one country?


There're other countries? WTF###!!!!!!!!!!!!!:upset:

El Chuxter
02-20-2007, 11:54 PM
I wish Jack in the Box would release a DVD of all their commercials. I would totally buy it.

Bun is not meat nor cheese.

Mad Slanted Powers
02-21-2007, 12:14 AM
I wish Jack in the Box would release a DVD of all their commercials. I would totally buy it.That would be totally wingnut.

Tycho
02-23-2007, 12:15 AM
Actually, I'd go and see a movie about Jack in the theaters.

He amuses me.

Mad Slanted Powers
02-23-2007, 12:47 AM
I need to figure out how to make a head like his so I can dress as Jack on Halloween. I'd have to be sure I could change the mouth for different expressions.

Tycho
02-23-2007, 01:13 AM
A few years ago I saw a guy dress as Jack and visit "his" restaurants on Halloween, posing as "the owner."

I only saw him at one. They gave him free food. (I think he was wise not to ask for the contents of the cash register!)

I'm sure the stunt could have worked a few times at a few different restaurants, but he would have easily gotten full. And how many meals could you eat? 3 in the course of a night on the town in costume?

But I'm sure it was fun.

Mad Slanted Powers
02-23-2007, 07:27 PM
I find that hard to believe. In that one commercial, he forgot his wallet, and the girl behind the register wouldn't give him anything.

General_Grievous
02-24-2007, 06:21 PM
Here's a stupid thought: I could eat a whole midget in two sittings.

Mad Slanted Powers
03-12-2007, 07:50 PM
I wanna be a palm pilot and fly a laser jet.

Tycho
03-18-2007, 01:38 AM
I don't even have a stupid thought. I'm working on my story (or I was) and I might take a break, eat a really late dinner (it's 10:30pm), hit myself in the head with a large, heavy object, go to the grocery store. I'm just not sure. I might go out for a drink. I took a nap from like 5pm - 9:30pm or so I guess. So my timing is kind of off. It's St. Patty's Day so most bars will have a line to get in tonight and I don't think I have the patience for that.

I want to post something incredibly stupid or obnoxious because I feel a need for attention again, but I can't think of anything. Maybe a thread describing vomit or diarrhea? But I don't have any at the moment to review.

I need some help. I wished JediTricks was online as I could ask him what I should post that would really annoy him this evening. Alas, my mind is drawing a blank perhaps because I'm overtired.

Anyway, perhaps it is obnoxious to ramble on and on about wishing I was more obnoxious this evening? I'm afraid that's the best I can do for the time being.

Oh! I know a topic I could bring up! But it would get deleted almost immediately as I mention it. I never knew what this thing was until I heard about it on "The Shield." It's pretty gross and I can't believe people use or create these things.

Mad Slanted Powers
03-18-2007, 01:44 AM
I could destroy you ALL with a single thought, stupid or otherwise! Fortunately for you, I haven't got a thought in my head.

Tycho
03-18-2007, 01:58 AM
Actually, it's unfortunate MSP. I've never been destroyed before, so it would kind of break up the boredom here.

There's a party going on here downstairs in one of the recreation lounge facilities that residents can book in my complex. I might crash the party, but I kind of prefer quiet to loud noise. Tipsy college girls falling out of their clothing is always a plus though. They're just really annoying to deal with (and that's coming from ME of all people! :rolleyes: )

El Chuxter
11-27-2007, 02:01 PM
And in Swahili, it means, "He who poops where he bathes and should wear socks so as not to get doondoon in between his toes."

Hey, mabs! 11/18/2006: The first known (so far) reference to doon on this site!

El Chuxter
11-27-2007, 02:02 PM
Why is Journey so much better than the sum of its parts? Steve Perry solo sucks, the other guys without Steve Perry suck. But put them together, and it's like a chocolate-covered pepperoni taco with a cherry on top.

El Chuxter
11-27-2007, 02:03 PM
I just dropped a turd that's bigger than my daughter is now, which is about four times as big as she was when she was born. I don't know why my wife was complaining.

El Chuxter
11-27-2007, 02:03 PM
Which member of Nelson is the girl? 'Cause she's pretty hot.

Tycho
11-27-2007, 05:36 PM
Tyra Banks had trans-sexuals on her show today. Hot "women" that were born as men.

I turned it off right away. I could not stand looking at that.

Oh, I had it on that channel because I was listening to a court tv show while I shaved and Tyra came on afterwards.

Tonysmo
11-28-2007, 03:00 AM
Tyra Banks had trans-sexuals on her show today. Hot "women" that were born as men.

I turned it off right away. I could not stand looking at that.

Oh, I had it on that channel because I was listening to a court tv show while I shaved and Tyra came on afterwards.



did one of them catch your eye? and you couldnt bear to think about the thoughts running through your head.. " dayum.. shes pretty haw... *shudder* OH NOES MEN WHO ARE WOMENZ!! run away run away!!

must.. change.. channel..


:whip:


tyra is hot.. I'd yank that hair piece right off'a that

Mike Troxell
11-28-2007, 04:31 PM
A Ziploc sandwich bag is good for what ails you.

As long as what ails you is sandwiches.

Tycho
11-28-2007, 04:42 PM
Why do they call a sandwich a sandwich in the first place?

They aren't made of sand.

Wich what? Was it ever supposed to be "witch?" Is a sand-witch a witch that lives in the desert? Maybe like a Tusken Raider mystical priestess? What does that have to do with peanut butter and jelly though? It's really important for you to also understand that tuna fish are not naturally found in the desert either.

OK, well there is sand on the beach. And there is water at the beach. Between the water and the sand, there might be tuna swimming somewhere. And maybe a discarded jar of peanut butter floating somewhere, like if it fell off a boat.

And if you're not sure what's going between the bread, you might ask which (ingredient) fell off the boat today.

If you asked that question on the beach, you'd be most likely sitting on the sand.

So it's therefore called a sandwich!

Mad Slanted Powers
11-28-2007, 09:27 PM
It's named after the Earl of Sandwich. Didn't you see the old SNL sketch?

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

Uncle Salty
11-29-2007, 01:50 AM
i think this thread is incredibly stupid.

zing!!

Tycho
11-29-2007, 10:17 AM
It's supposed to be stupid. What: You didn't know that? Are you stupid or something? ;)

Well, that's OK. This thread also exists for stupid people to post in here. Which explains why I'm here. But I'm too stupid to realize that. Or do I, but I post in here anyway. Even more stupid. :crazed:

Ji'dai
12-01-2007, 06:46 PM
While checking out the latest periodicals at the newstand the other day, I noticed that Michael Jackson is gracing this month's cover of Ebony magazine...

I suppose it's good to see them embracing cultural diversity by putting a white man on the cover.

Mad Slanted Powers
12-04-2007, 08:59 PM
What part of the egg is the nog?

Qui-Long Gone
12-19-2007, 12:35 PM
It's named after the Earl of Sandwich. Didn't you see the old SNL sketch?

What is the sound of three hands clapping?

You left out the best part of that sketch you know? :grin:

Mad Slanted Powers
12-19-2007, 07:32 PM
You left out the best part of that sketch you know? :grin:

Give me a sandwich and a douchebag and there is nothing I cannot do.

2-1B
12-19-2007, 08:39 PM
Give me a sandwich and a douchebag and there is nothing I cannot do.

Will a sandwhich and Caps1138 suffice ? I think it's a very similar pairing.

El Chuxter
01-01-2008, 03:14 PM
You have to wonder: When Sissy Spacek was cast in Coal Miner's Daughter, why didn't Loretta Lynn say, "Dude, you can make a movie about me, but if you don't cast someone who doesn't look like the love child of Medusa and an upright vacuum cleaner, the deal is off"?

General_Grievous
01-02-2008, 05:58 PM
Not so much a stupid thought as a stupid rant.

So I pop in "Back to the Future Part III" on my DVD player to check out some of the extras. I start up one that's named "Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy", which clearly is a documentary from 1990. It starts off in the Old West, and you see the DeLorean itself drive towards the camera. It screeches to a halt and the doors start to open. I wonder, "Hmmm...who's going to come out of the car? Christopher Lloyd? Michael J. Fox? No, those would be far too obvious. Hell, even Crispin Glover would make more sense than who finally emerges from the car.....

Kirk f**king Cameron.

Kirk Cameron. Driving the DeLorean. Answering fan mail about the BTTF trilogy. Who thought this was a good idea? Which producer was sitting in a board room saying, "Okay, we need a host for this "Back to the Future" special. Who should we ask? Oh, I've got a perfect idea! Let's ask Kirk Cameron, even though he's got nothing to do with the movies!" I've seen other movie documentaries hosted by random people, like a "Jurassic Park" doc hosted by James Earl Jones, but that's James Earl Jones. This is Kirk Cameron. What were they thinking?!

Tycho
01-02-2008, 06:05 PM
I would like to see Alicia Silverstone host the behind-the-scenes special on the Superbad DVD special edition.

Rocketboy
01-02-2008, 06:09 PM
Do penguins get cold?

Kidhuman
01-02-2008, 07:31 PM
Would Penguins be considered sea food?

Slicker
01-02-2008, 09:44 PM
If you put your weiner inside a potato would that be a dictator?

Mad Slanted Powers
01-02-2008, 10:34 PM
If you put your weiner inside a potato would that be a dictator?If so, I am wondering what the definitions of "dictation" and "contradiction" are.

Neuroleptic
01-02-2008, 11:15 PM
Always remember:

Pillage BEFORE you burn

Rocketboy
01-03-2008, 12:05 AM
If so, I am wondering what the definitions of "dictation" and "contradiction" are."Dictation" sounds like something you should see a doctor for and "Contradiction" involves up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

El Chuxter
01-03-2008, 12:37 AM
I wonder how many people in the US couldn't tell you when and where World War II was fought, but can tell you what up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start means.

We'd probably all be ashamed to find out.

Mad Slanted Powers
01-03-2008, 01:10 AM
It's probably pretty high because, like, you know, too many US Americans, not only don't have access to maps and such, but also like, too many don't have the History channel, so they don't know about how the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Tycho
01-03-2008, 10:54 AM
Ah yes: Miss Teen South Carolina. :thumbsup:

CaptainSolo1138
01-03-2008, 10:59 AM
I wonder how many people in the US couldn't tell you when and where World War II was fought, but can tell you what up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start means.
30 lives and you start at siege of Berlin