I had a dream where the devil or a demon that looked like a goat grabbed my left hand

[Tycho]

I was asleep in my bed or so I thought.

But I woke up in Hell - it must have been. It was actually quite beautiful and all firery. It looked like Mustafar actually. Anyway, I think I was chained but apparently really loosely. There was another prisoner, (inmate?), sort of next to me, hammering at something.

A tall, sort of furry demonic character came over and grabbed me, lifting my whole body with his grip on my left hand. I think he was crushing bone there and my hand felt wet like it was bleeding. He drew me up to his face and it was sort of that of a goat. He kind of had goat horns and a horses snout. I thought he'd have fangs, but his mouth was full of sort of threatening horse's teeth. He drew me to his face like he was going to chomp me, but then threw me back - almost like he was disappointed that I wasn't nearly as evil as I should have been to deserve to be there.

If this was a premonition of my destiny towards Hell, I find myself troubled that I'd disappoint Satan by not being more of a trouble-causer than I already am. But I might not have been even worthy of meeting Satan and the goat might've just been a low-level demon or something.

The good news was that I felt pretty much at home in Hell, thus I'll continue preparing for my trip to go there.

[decadentdave]

Okay Tycho, after reading your last thread about building a nuclear mouse droid, I am really concerned for your mental health. :twisted:

[chrisc]

you dont smoke any natural herbs do you?

[JetsAndHeels]

Wow, it's funny you mention this Tycho.

I had the same damn dream last night too.

[Tycho]

LOL. No Chris. I'm very seriously drug free.

However, when I get new plastic toys, I love to open them and sniff them. The Mouse Droid (and actually favorably 7" Boba Fett Unleashed) are my favorites.

Some here think that sniffing figures caused my massive brain aneurysm in 2005. Sure, go ahead and blame Mouse Droids for all my problems. But who will have the last laugh when I complete construction of my nuclear Mouse Droid! :crazed:

(I really do sniff my new figures, but the whole promotion of said idea started as a parody of all the kids using drugs (mostly weed) in my college dorms while I spent serious cash on Hasbro stuff. I remember the day I tried to sneak the Millennium Falcon into my dorm without getting seen by too many and having to answer questions about how far over "Ages 4 & Up" I was, LOL. Later I just learned to rock with it and like the chance to prove I could still get girls in spite of having toys in my rooms.)

But anyway, perhaps all this has nothing to do with seeing 7 foot tall goats walking on 2 legs in Hell.

[El Chuxter]

Tycho, just in case I need to remind you again today:

Sometimes you scare me. :p

[Darth Jax]

tycho have you not been sleeping well? it's been at least a month since you regaled us with a tale of your latest dream.

[Tycho]

I sleep rather irregularly. If I have a really great dream, I write it up as a plot outline for a story. (That's been my source for my major novel) If it's sort of only appropriate for a fast post, I bring it up here.

The Devil-Goat thing might be useful in the fantasy genre, but that's not an area of interest for me really. If I ever go back to that, it won't be terribly original, but it might be a refreshing change for me.

I'm writing historical fiction actually, and my other preference would be Star Wars, but I need to break some barriers first.

[Jedi_Master_Guyute]

oddly enough, my "Hell" would be a place where all day long the dreams of Tycho are read out loud and acted out by guys in mouse droid costumes.
and then for an encore, we would learn about false truths. :thumbsup:

[Blue2th]

That was the Purgatory Goat. You're not good enough for heaven, and not bad enough for hell. :twisted: :whip: :Ogre:

[LTBasker]

Stand back! For I will translate your dream!

It's hot. Really hot. You may not know it, but your subconcious does!

And you're hungry, really hungry. You may not know it, but your subconcious does!

You want a friend with a goatee to give you lambchops while someone builds your dust-tree display cases in the background.

And it's hot, really hot. You just don't know it!

The hand breaking thing...maybe your goatee'd friend thought your hand was a walnut.

[Tycho]

oddly enough, my "Hell" would be a place where all day long the dreams of Tycho are read out loud and acted out by guys in mouse droid costumes.
and then for an encore, we would learn about false truths. :thumbsup:

That sounds awesome JMG! Wow. I could take that onto Broadway.

Blue2th, thanks for the insight. The Purgatory's Guardian Goat, huh?

This twisted goat attacks people! (http://cbs4boston.com/pets/local_story_285144254.html)

I also found the attached picture of Satan by a Google search:

[Tycho]

I got this new picture of Satan today from my Devil-Worshiping Cult.

Check it out!

[Slicker]

That's gotta be the most pornographic Devil I've ever seen.

[Tycho]

By the way, sorry to doublepost, but you guys should listen to that 9-1-1 tape on the article I linked to concerning the Demonic Goat that attacks the pregnant woman walking her dog.

It's real, but the 9-1-1 dispatcher is even laughing at how ridiculous it all sounds.

They should've added "baaaah - baaaah!" noises to the background and I would have been rolling!

And do a search for "Goats on a Boat," in the movie (other) forum. It's the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane." Funny!

Nevermind, Here It Is! (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33937&highlight=Goats+Boat) Enjoy! Baaaaah!

[El Chuxter]

"Do I make you h***y, baby?"

[Blue2th]

I got this new picture of Satan today from my Devil-Worshiping Cult.

Check it out!
Tycho, That's Tim Rice playing the Devil in "Legends" with Tom Cruise and Mia Sara. Great movie with Tangerine Dream doing the soundtrack. He does have goat feet (hooves?) :thumbsup: