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2-1B
02-04-2007, 12:27 PM
I'm not sure where I was in the dream but I think that I was at some sort of place of business since there were people milling around an office...and I soon saw this little toddler wandering around on the floor. "That looks like Cappy's little Hayden," I said to myself, apparently because in the context of the dream I must have met Caps before (for the record we have not met in real life). So I scooped up this baby and he had a cell phone on him, turned out it was Caps' blower. I started looking through it for numbers and I found Cappy's so I called him to tell him I found (one of his twin) kid(s). Of course, I got his voicemail so I said to him "hey Adam this is Tony, I found your baby. Call me back" He didn't holla back right away, so I took the child home with me to try and keep an eye on him til I heard back from his old man. HE DIDN'T CALL BACK UNTIL THE NEXT DAY. When he did, man I sure gave him a hard time because it seemed like he was out drinking with a bunch of friends and I was livid. But not as ticked as I was when I then asked "are you gonna come pick him up?" and I was answered with, "can you bring him over here?" No, I could not because I didn't have any kind of child seat for the young lad to travel in. That would not be safe, nor is it my responsibility. So after I told him this, I got the most salty in the dream when he then said "Can't I just pick him up tomorrow?" Holy man, I was wild at the thought of having to babysit a missing child after his parent learned of his whereabouts and couldn't be bothered to come get him right away.

I'm not sure where Hayden's Twin Bean was, maybe safe and sound with Mrs. Solo (???) but then again she was nowhere to be found, either, so I suppose she is complicit in all of this as well.

Maybe if the Dream-World Mrs. Caps would keep her husband on a leash, the Dream-World Cappy wouldn't be such a lousy father.

DarthQuack
02-04-2007, 12:28 PM
"Hey Ace"

"Yea, Dan?"

"You're a weird guy.....weird guy!"

Kidhuman
02-04-2007, 12:33 PM
It wasnt a dream, it was reality

Slicker
02-04-2007, 03:06 PM
That's far better than any of those dreams that Tycho has! ;)

Rocketboy
02-04-2007, 03:20 PM
Anyone find it odd that Caeser had a dream about Cappy and it didn't involve hardcore nudity?

I do.

Tycho
02-04-2007, 03:51 PM
That's far better than any of those dreams that Tycho has! ;)

Hey excuse me! I had an ingestion-by-a-great-white-shark-dream!

Meanwhile, that was a good piece of writing work there, Caesar!

I think it's interesting when people remember their dreams and write stories about them. It certainly beats much of reality.

JimJamBonds
02-05-2007, 12:38 AM
Hay Caesar, its time for you to lay off of the........ well I don't know what but something you're eating/doing/drinking is giving you funky dreams and you need to cut it out of your diet!

Slicker
02-05-2007, 01:09 AM
Surgeon Generals Warning: Eating Slicker's Mom before bed can cause hallucinations, night mares, herpes, dry mouth and dreams about her grandkids.

CaptainSolo1138
02-05-2007, 06:50 AM
Holy...wow....what the....huh?

That's quite the dream, Caes. I'm not nearly that bad of a parent. I'll plop one in the Exersaucer and one in the swing for 10 minutes so I can get in a couple "Guitar Hero" songs, but leaving them to roam free? Not quite. At least H-Christ had a celly.:beard:

I can't wait for Mrs. Solo to read this. She's gonna make a "why-did-he-dream-something-like-that-and-are-you-that-bad-of-a-father?!" face.

BTW, how much do I owe you for watching the little tyke? Can I pay you in leftover beer?

Tycho
02-05-2007, 11:24 AM
No. Give him unsold "Bears SuperBowl 41 champion" merchandise.

CaptainSolo1138
02-05-2007, 12:14 PM
I was saving that for frett. I guess there's a huge market for unsold Brewers championship stuff though.

El Chuxter
02-05-2007, 12:27 PM
I had a dream last night where my father was a bad Cappy. He kept trying to make Slicker's Mom jokes, but got them wrong. Oh, and he robbed a bank.

JimJamBonds
02-05-2007, 12:43 PM
Those would be collectors items since it was 25 years ago.

bobafrett
02-05-2007, 06:46 PM
I had a dream that cappy gave me all of this 50% off Bears Super bowl merchandise, but then he was almost tackled by Brian Urlacher, but the Capstir managed to duck, and inside the shirts he gave me were both his kids, with notes pinned to them saying "Give us a good home", so I locked them up in my son's room and fed them bread and water. The End

CaptainSolo1138
02-05-2007, 10:30 PM
so I locked them up in my son's room and fed them bread and water.That's it, jerk. I'm taking back all the Bears stuff I gave you.:upset: :p

2-1B
11-18-2007, 02:56 PM
Cappers when you took back the merch, did Frett return your young'uns as well? :confused:

CaptainSolo1138
11-19-2007, 06:40 AM
Yes, but only because I agreed not to give back Rex Grossman.

2-1B
11-19-2007, 06:16 PM
I had a dream Friday night that Cappy is a bad lover.

El Chuxter
11-19-2007, 06:18 PM
He is.....

2-1B
11-19-2007, 06:19 PM
I had a dream Friday night that Kwinn is a bad Eskimo.

El Chuxter
11-19-2007, 06:21 PM
I had a dream Friday night that Caesar is really an android from the future, sent to destroy Aerosmith and usher in the new age of darkness.

bobafrett
11-19-2007, 08:01 PM
I had a dream that I farted in Caesar's face in front of Dave Prowse, and they both liked it!

Kidhuman
11-19-2007, 09:22 PM
Did Caesar get pink eye from it?

CaptainSolo1138
11-20-2007, 07:35 AM
More like stinkeye.








(I took the high road. My first thought was "browneye".)

2-1B
11-20-2007, 07:14 PM
At least you didn't say Deadeye...that would have been the lowest.

JimJamBonds
11-20-2007, 10:46 PM
What about a Buckeye!?!?

2-1B
11-20-2007, 11:08 PM
Whoaaaaaaaaa Nelllyyyyyyyyy !!!!

bobafrett
11-26-2007, 08:34 PM
Did Caesar get pink eye from it?


Now, but I blew a whole in my Star Wars underoo's.

2-1B
11-26-2007, 09:53 PM
You blew a whole what ? :confused:

bobafrett
11-27-2007, 01:52 PM
Sorry, but when I use the word "hole" I think of Courtney Love's band, and I don't want that skanky broad anywhere near my underwear!

2-1B
11-27-2007, 06:19 PM
Your loss, fella.

El Chuxter
11-27-2007, 06:49 PM
I let her near my underwear once, and she started yelling, "Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to!" It was weird. Technically, it wasn't even my underwear yet, since it was still in the cart and I hadn't paid for it.