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El Chuxter
02-07-2007, 12:21 AM
With Slicker about to be shipped overseas (hopefully the military will punch some airholes in the box), Slicker's Mom jokes are about to become unfunny.

So get them out of your system now.

I'll start off:
Slicker's Mom is so ugly, even Stevie Wonder has to put a bag over her head.

Slicker
02-07-2007, 12:29 AM
Slicker's Moms breath smells like train smoke.

CaptainSolo1138
02-07-2007, 12:38 AM
Slicker's mom is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

JimJamBonds
02-07-2007, 01:06 AM
With Slicker about to be shipped overseas (hopefully the military will punch some airholes in the box), Slicker's Mom jokes are about to become unfunny.

Ahhhh why would it be unfunny? Its just Japan and I'm about 99.99% sure that they know who Slicker's mom is over there.

Rogue II
02-07-2007, 01:10 AM
Slicker's mom is so hairy, Big Foot stopped to take her picture.

I apologise for talkin bout Slicker's Mom...I should know better...heck, I don't even know the Man...

DarthQuack
02-07-2007, 01:29 AM
Did everyone see the Superbowl commercial with Slick's mom in it? How could you miss it.....It was the Sierra Mist one with Slick's mom having the beard comb over :D Doesn't get much better than that.

Rocketboy
02-07-2007, 01:40 AM
Last hurrah my big white *ss!

Slicker's Mom jokes were never funny to begin with and that's what made them so damn funny.

And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.
Besides, they won't Slicker's Mom overseas anyway...
Something about being worse than bird flu and sars combined...

El Chuxter
02-07-2007, 10:40 AM
We shouldn't make fun of Slicker's Mom this way. The woman is a saint. Well, she's always on her knees, at any rate.

Slicker
02-07-2007, 12:57 PM
And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.
Besides, they won't Slicker's Mom overseas anyway...
Something about being worse than bird flu and sars combined...What the hell are you talkin' about?!

I sent her over a year early to scout it out. Here's the article to prove it (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_he_me/japan_aids).

CaptainSolo1138
02-07-2007, 03:11 PM
I sent her over a year early to scout it out. Here's the article to prove it (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_he_me/japan_aids).
Dear God, man. You're gonna burn for that one.lol

And it's Slick that going overseas, not his mom.She's been there since the mid-50's.
(http://www.cogulus.com/blog/images/g/godzilla.jpg)

El Chuxter
02-07-2007, 03:14 PM
You know, I've been trying for about a year to find a picture of the annoying lady from the Honey Bunches of Oats commercials--the one with the Coke bottle glasses and hairnet who says, "They're a mouthful of joy!"--to post here as the first confirmed picture of Slicker's Mom.

I've been unable to find any such pictures, which is a bit surprising, since they air those irritating commercials all the time.

And here in the past couple of days, I've seen pictures of Godzilla and Astronaut Nowack posted as being Slicker's Mom. What gives?

CaptainSolo1138
02-07-2007, 03:16 PM
You mean her (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1563/areyouhungry7pm.jpg)?

El Chuxter
02-07-2007, 04:35 PM
Slicker's Mom revealed--finally!!!

:D

Kidhuman
02-07-2007, 05:35 PM
You should have asked Cappy all along. All he had to do was open his wedding album for the pic.

Rocketboy
02-07-2007, 06:03 PM
What the hell are you talkin' about?!

I sent her over a year early to scout it out. Here's the article to prove it (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_he_me/japan_aids).And that is exactly the reason they won't let her overseas anymore.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-07-2007, 07:28 PM
I think Slicker's Mom does indeed know a thing or two about "mouthfuls of joy."

JediTricks
02-07-2007, 08:52 PM
You mean her (http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1563/areyouhungry7pm.jpg)?


Slicker's Mom revealed--finally!!!

:DNo no no, that's tranny Urkel!


The government's been giving out Slicker's mom to the homeless lately in an effort to make the homeless look better by comparison.

A new welfare plan is to give out pictures of Slicker's mom to poor people in the hopes that by looking at it, they won't be hungry anymore.

Apartment building managers all over the country are checking for toxic mold spores, knowing the only thing that can get rid of them is Slicker's mom. Luckily for building owners, she doesn't cost much.

Slicker's mom is the reason the Mayan civilization disappeared.

Legend has it that when the moon is full, the accursed will transform into Slicker's mom and terrorize the English countryside.

When someone refers to the butt of a joke, they're referring to Slicker's mom.

Slicker's mom: the original version of the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Bovine spongiform encephalopathy, commonly known as Slicker's mom, is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle, which infects by a mechanism that surprised biologists on its discovery in the late 20th century. While never having killed cattle on a scale comparable to other livestock diseases, such as foot and mouth and rinderpest, Slicker's mom has attracted wide attention because it seems possible to transmit the disease to humans; it is thought to be the cause of variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, a human brain-wasting disease.

Slicker's mom = Tranny Urkel.

El Chuxter
02-21-2007, 12:19 AM
It is a creature rumored to exist only in myth.

But, finally, photographic evidence of its existence has now been uncovered.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the first verified photograph of...
SLICKER'S MOM!!

Rocketboy
02-21-2007, 01:10 AM
I was always under the assumption this was Slicker's Mom...

El Chuxter
02-21-2007, 01:18 AM
But, duuuuuuude, the grillzTM!