I'd like to publicly apologize...

[El Chuxter]

...to John Mayer.

Mr Mayer, after hearing that wretched piece of crap "Your Body Is a Wonderland," I called for a fatah against you, and I'm not even Muslim.

However, in light of the recent appearances I've seen you make, your earnest attempt to bring blues and old-school R&B back to rock music, and the strength of your last album (which is easily one of the best of last year), I must humbly apologize and eat my words.

You rock.

But if you ever dredge up "Your Body" again, I'll call for another fatah. No amount of good works can atone for that trash.

[Rocketboy]

Chris Griffin said it best with graphitti:
"That's Enough John Mayer"

[plasticfetish]

I always thought you were pretty funny EC, but after reading...
Mr Mayer, after hearing that wretched piece of crap "Your Body Is a Wonderland," I called for a fatah against you, and I'm not even Muslim....I can't stop laughing. And I know it's late and all, but that's really funny.

[2-1B]

I think he blows.

[Qui-Long Gone]

Kenny G blows, Mayer strums....and makes funny faces too...

[El Chuxter]

Kenny G blows

In more ways than one.... :eek:

[JON9000]

...to John Mayer.

Mr Mayer, after hearing that wretched piece of crap "Your Body Is a Wonderland," I called for a fatah against you, and I'm not even Muslim

Remember that it was all in a good cause, namely getting into JLH's knickers. Or was it Heidi Klum's? Regardless, you know you would have done the same!

[mtriv73]

Remember that it was all in a good cause, namely getting into JLH's knickers. Or was it Heidi Klum's? Regardless, you know you would have done the same!

Why would he want to get into Jennifer Lopez's Horses' knickers?