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Jargo
02-13-2007, 11:36 AM
Worship me mofo's. :whip:
I'm 39. three nine. thirty nine. №39
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JimJamBonds
02-13-2007, 11:46 AM
Easy there nobody likes a bragger. ;) Happy birthday DP.

mabudonicus
02-13-2007, 11:46 AM
39?? But your profile said you were younger, I don't get it???

;)

Serisouly tho Bro, hope you gots the Killer on hand, and I will perform some kind of trans-atlantic toast to ya later on today. Have a good one!!!!!
\m/ :beard:Isobaws&

figrin bran
02-13-2007, 11:47 AM
happy birthday!

El Chuxter
02-13-2007, 11:57 AM
In the year of '39, a silver ship came from the blue
The volunteers came home that day

Wait, wrong "39."

:p

Rogue II
02-13-2007, 12:07 PM
:thumbsup: Happy Birthday Mr. DP! I hope you don't mind that your gift is the same thing I bought you last year. Nothing.:thumbsup:

Slicker
02-13-2007, 12:47 PM
39? I thought you turned 39 last year? You sure you aren't thirty-ten? :p


Either way, happy birthday and here's to many more!

JEDIpartner
02-13-2007, 01:44 PM
Betch, please! :whip:


Oh, happy birthday! :love:

bobafrett
02-13-2007, 06:28 PM
Happy Birthday!!

Jargo
02-13-2007, 06:57 PM
Thank you, thank YOU dear friends.
Sadly there was no Elmo suit waiting for me when I awoke so perhaps I'll have to wait til next year for that.

Methusela

Kidhuman
02-13-2007, 08:35 PM
Happy B-day MDP, Jargo or whomever you are today. I hope you enjoyed it.

El Chuxter
02-14-2007, 01:29 AM
It looks like I didn't wish you a happy one myself, Grand Moff Jargo.

CaptainSolo1138
02-14-2007, 07:28 AM
Would you like a DP for your birthday, DP?

Happy birthday, peaches!:love:

2-1B
02-15-2007, 09:45 PM
happy belated birthday, berries. :love:

pegger
02-16-2007, 12:05 PM
Happy belated daddypants!

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
02-23-2007, 05:24 PM
Happy Belated Birthday. Look at the bright side Jargo, you are only unofficially half-way through your life now (The average man does live until about 78). I expect yous to do lots of livin' :hurt:

Jargo
02-23-2007, 09:12 PM
well I intend to do so. unless Mars attacks. Or dinosaurs stampede. or I give birth to an Elk.

Dar' Argol
02-24-2007, 11:16 AM
How ever did I miss this great chance to razz a senior member!?!?!

he he he . . . Happy Belated Birthday Jargo MR. DADDYPANTS!!!!

You know, I think we should all go around talking about Jargo again so then these newer members will be like "Who's this Jargo Chap" and then Jargo can reach the infamous stature of Deckerd Smith . . . or at least close. Jargo can become a SSG Urban Legend. Like you should not go the the card section and post his name 3 times in a row or he'll appear on your screen!!

Man I've had too many Pezz today . . . . he eh he!!!:thumbsup:

InsaneJediGirl
02-24-2007, 12:08 PM
Happy Belated Birthday

dr_evazan22
02-24-2007, 09:14 PM
only 14 days late, but Happy Birthday Daddy!

Kidhuman
02-13-2008, 07:26 AM
And it is again. Happy Birthday MDP

CaptainSolo1138
02-13-2008, 07:58 AM
Happy birthday, Andy. Did the carrier pigeon arrive yet with the package I sent?

Kidhuman
02-13-2008, 08:00 AM
Happy birthday, Andy. Did the carrier pigeon arrive yet with the package I sent?

I think you should have used FedEx instead.

CaptainSolo1138
02-13-2008, 08:16 AM
I think you should have used FedEx instead.
No way! They're murderous on international fees.




Besides, I'm mad at FedEx right now. They didn't leave "Rockband" yesterday while I was at work.:mad:

TeeEye7
02-13-2008, 08:40 AM
Happy Birthday Jargo/Emperor Jargo/MR. DADDYPANTS/Andy!

May the next 40 be filled daily with hot and cold running missionaries! ;)

pegger
02-13-2008, 09:03 AM
HA! You're 40.

Happy B-day.

Jargo
02-13-2008, 11:45 AM
thank you kindly please.

I am officially fourty years two hours and thirty six minutes old.

And I didn't get a single pair of socks or hideous underwear for my birthday so I'm not old old yet.

so far, three bottles of aftershave, a DVD of a fantastic BBC comedy called Ideal, A carry case for my digivid cam, and a LEGO Viking longboat. YAY!

CaptainSolo1138
02-13-2008, 11:50 AM
And I didn't get a single pair of socks or hideous underwear for my birthdayWait until my carrier pigeon arrives. (http://www.cocksox.com/)

Jargo
02-13-2008, 11:53 AM
:cross-eye oh my. needs to be a big pigeon to carry one of those guys.:yes:

El Chuxter
02-13-2008, 01:31 PM
Happy birthday, Grand Moff Jargo.

(You forgot that one, TeeEye7.)

Jargo
02-13-2008, 01:54 PM
was I ever just a Moff?

now I just imagined myself as a cockney moth. awight me old china! larfin'. Diamond geezer. up the apples and pears, cup o' rosie lee. plonk along on the old joanna an' 'ave a singsong.

El Chuxter
02-13-2008, 02:12 PM
Between Plain Old Jargo at the old site and Emperor Jargo here, you were Grand Moff Jargo at the old site. I also believe you've been Supreme Being Jargo once or twice.

Isn't it scary I know more about you than you do? :)

Jedi_Kal-El
02-13-2008, 04:14 PM
Happy Birthday, MDP :thumbsup:

Mister Roboto
02-13-2008, 04:54 PM
Happy Birthday, Mr. Daddypants.

UKWildcat
02-13-2008, 04:59 PM
Why is it every time I see this thread title I think of the words "and I'll cry if I want to"?


Anyways, Happy Bday Jargo!!!

El Chuxter
02-13-2008, 05:06 PM
Why is it every time I see this thread title I think of the words "and I'll cry if I want to"?
Least I'm not the only one. :thumbsup:

JEDIpartner
02-13-2008, 06:14 PM
Worship me mofo's. :whip:
I'm 39. three nine. thirty nine. №39
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Happy birthday you old slag.


:pleased:


:love:

Deoxyribonucleic
02-13-2008, 06:17 PM
Worship me mofo's. :whip:
I'm 40. FOUR ZERO. Forty. №40
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Happy Birthday you sexy beotch! You should be damn flattered as this is coming from a lesbian ;) Hope you have lots of fun today my dear :love:

El Chuxter
02-13-2008, 06:19 PM
To honor your monumental birthday and help you celebrate, Rocketboy has announced he's "changing teams."

Oh, and he's mailing himself to you, naked, in a giant chocolate cake with raspberry icing.

Kidhuman
02-13-2008, 06:45 PM
Oh, and he's mailing himself to you, naked, in a giant chocolate cake with raspberry icing.

Chocolate Rocket cake, you're a lucky bastage

Dar' Argol
02-13-2008, 07:11 PM
Happy Birthday Jargo!!!

You know . .I started reading this thread and it said you were 39 . . I got confused . . I thought that was last year . . then I see a post by me about razzing senior members. . . and I'm like . . when did I post in this thread . . .

I completely ignored the dates and thought this was a brand new thread . . . . silly me . . . . for that I will go flog myself :whip:

General_Grievous
02-13-2008, 07:24 PM
Happy Birthday, Mr. DP! Have a good one! :)

Kidhuman
02-13-2008, 07:34 PM
for that I will go flog myself :whip:

You just gave MDP a present and didnt know it.

JetsAndHeels
02-13-2008, 07:38 PM
Happy 40th birthday MDP.

2-1B
02-13-2008, 07:59 PM
Happy 40th, Andy ! ! !

Chocks Away, Old Bean. :whip:

Devil King
02-13-2008, 10:33 PM
Happy birthday Andy

You're so old that you don't leave finger prints anymore.

Cheers

UKWildcat
02-13-2008, 10:38 PM
Why is it every time I see this thread title I think of the words "and I'll cry if I want to"?Least I'm not the only one. :thumbsup:

Glad to hear I'm not the only one either. :D

Slicker
02-13-2008, 11:09 PM
*sexy Marilyn Monroe voice* Happy Birthday...Mr. Daddypants. Happy Birthday tooooooo yoooooooouuuu...

And here's another part of RB's gift. :o

CaptainSolo1138
02-13-2008, 11:16 PM
Crap. I shoulda sent the banana hammocks with RB.:cry:

Jargo
02-14-2008, 08:55 AM
:love: aw shucks. you guys!

Well I went out last night to celebrate. my BF and my adopted little bro. we opted for a couple of the more traditional pubs where the carpets are more like molasses and the decor is as was in the 1100's. where the bar staff have as much life as a beached whale and the regular clientelle seem to be nailed to the threadbare seating. add onto that thumping dance tracks and you have the perfect setting for getting blind drunk. and i'm afraid i got very, very drunk. strong dry cider will do that to a person though. good job i wasn't mixing schnapps in too. or absinthe. we don't really speak of absinthe though, not after what happened last time.............

weirdly i got my hangover last night. monstrous banging head at four am. slight nausea and sweats. i'm fine today though. right as rain. huzzah!:thumbsup:

bobafrett
02-16-2008, 11:54 AM
Happy Belated birthday! I remember when I turned 40.

Devil King
02-16-2008, 10:29 PM
:love: aw shucks. you guys!

Well I went out last night to celebrate. my BF and my adopted little bro. we opted for a couple of the more traditional pubs where the carpets are more like molasses and the decor is as was in the 1100's. where the bar staff have as much life as a beached whale and the regular clientelle seem to be nailed to the threadbare seating. add onto that thumping dance tracks and you have the perfect setting for getting blind drunk. and i'm afraid i got very, very drunk. strong dry cider will do that to a person though. good job i wasn't mixing schnapps in too. or absinthe. we don't really speak of absinthe though, not after what happened last time.............

weirdly i got my hangover last night. monstrous banging head at four am. slight nausea and sweats. i'm fine today though. right as rain. huzzah!:thumbsup:

What's wrong with absinthe? An ex of mine and i used to order it off the net. "This is an unsocilitated gift" is a great way to get past customs, apparently. But, while others have said that drinking it is like smoking weed and drinking liquor at the same time, it's never had those effects on me.

Jargo
02-17-2008, 11:44 AM
I've never had any ill effects like the DT's or weird emotional impulses from drinking. however there was one night when i tried absinthe. the real stuff, not the weak imitation stuff served in most places. I ended up having three shots of absinthe, a shot of whiskey and a couple of pints of cider. very shortly after my third shot of absinthe I went to the john and threw up. then burst into tears and felt like the whole world was ending. I had a weird compulsion for the next three hours to intermittently vomit and bawl like a baby. I also completely lost the strength in my legs and kept sort of folding up in a corner by the wash basin. I guess it was a kind of psychotropic event. what with thinking the world was ending and there was nothing i could do and a total feeling of despair and worthlessness and impotence.
never experienced anything like it in all the 24 years i've been drinking. never had it with cider beer or spirits. never had it with cocktails or fancy trendy drinks. just with absinthe. and just the once coz a repeat of that three hours is just too much to contemplate.

don't leave fingerprints? you're awful cheeky for a whippersnapper. :p

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
02-19-2008, 12:41 PM
To a man whose got more hard luck stories, from a man who wishes he had more.

Happy another year closer to death Belated Birthday Jargo!

jjreason
02-19-2008, 04:58 PM
Congrats, Andy. All the best for the year ahead! :thumbsup:

Jargo
02-19-2008, 05:22 PM
To a man whose got more hard luck stories, from a man who wishes he had more.

Happy another year closer to death Belated Birthday Jargo!
HAHAHA! I'll never die, NEVER! :whip:


But thank you anyway.

Now stop staring at my ear hair. :cross-eye

Dar' Argol
02-19-2008, 06:36 PM
Now stop staring at my ear hair. :cross-eye

I'm not . .I'm staring at the nose hair that comes out of one nostril and goes into the other . . . . does it end??

Jargo
02-19-2008, 09:34 PM
yes. but i use it to floss with.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
02-19-2008, 11:50 PM
HAHAHA! I'll never die, NEVER! :whip:


But thank you anyway.

Now stop staring at my ear hair. :cross-eye


Actually, I was staring at your wax buildup, but your ear hair is most impressive. I can't wait until mine grows in! :tired:

TeeEye7
02-13-2009, 12:07 PM
Happy Birthday!

I hope your day is a regal one!

TI7

Bel-Cam Jos
02-13-2009, 01:37 PM
You'll always have the rights and privileges afforded to any Emperor, or to Fathers of Pants!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-13-2009, 04:17 PM
I wished you a happy birthday at Facebook but I would like to reiterate it here.

So, happy birthday!

Jargo
02-13-2009, 06:37 PM
Thanks guys. I've been relaxing all day playing with my new Lego RC passenger train. I've never had a train set before. I also got the station to go with it and the gas pump and car wash set. Absolutely top presents. :) I've obviously trained my partner well. And i'm in a good mood. The reason why I can't reveal for a couple of weeks.......

And it was sunny today. the first sunny birthday I've had in centuries. Bonus!

Darth Jax
02-13-2009, 10:59 PM
Happy birthday

and we'll be waiting weeks to find out why you're so joyful

JetsAndHeels
02-14-2009, 01:47 PM
Glad you had a happy birthday Jargo.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
02-15-2009, 11:55 PM
For the 45th consecutive time on SirSteves, I would like to wish someone a Happy Belated Birthday.

Maybe instead of another tardy birthday greeting next year Jargo, I'll wish you a Happy Birthday now and save you some grief.

Slicker
02-16-2009, 01:32 AM
Jargo may be a bit slow but it's not nice to call him a tardy! :mad::mad:;)


Happy Birthday Andy. My excuse is that I was away from the interwebz for the weekend.

Old Fossil
02-16-2009, 07:08 AM
Cheers, Lord Emperor! Glad you had a good day.:yes:

bobafrett
02-16-2009, 08:14 AM
Happy Birthday Lord Jargo, may you get most everything you want.

Kidhuman
02-16-2009, 08:17 AM
HAppy B-day JArgo, a few days late

DarthQuack
02-16-2009, 08:58 AM
Happy Belated Birthday!