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Mad Slanted Powers
02-28-2007, 09:53 PM
Many have complained about the many flaws in the prequels, but they could have been much worse. We could have had something like the following from the Phantom Menace:

Anakin says to Qui-Gon, "But you just gots to help us mister, you just GOTS to!" I'll take "Yippee" and "Spinning is a good trick" over that any day.

Or, horror of horrors, we could have had Jabba being entertained by another ROTJ Special Edition style musical number.

Slicker
02-28-2007, 09:56 PM
We also could've had Jango appear in Episode III and teach Boba the trick to dying on camera but miraculously living.:thumbsup:

Kidhuman
02-28-2007, 10:31 PM
Mace could have had more lines.

2-1B
02-28-2007, 10:33 PM
Gollum could have been in them and they also could have had Hobbits.

stillakid
03-01-2007, 07:01 AM
The movies could have been longer. I know it seemed like an eternity....

DarkArtist
03-01-2007, 12:30 PM
the ewoks could have been replaced with an army of Jar Jar. theat would be very Bombad.

we could have seen Baby Han and Lando in ROTS

JON9000
03-01-2007, 12:35 PM
It could have been 3 movies of Vader running around performing coup de graces on all the Jedi. That's what fans wanted and it would have sucked. Cheers.

Rogue II
03-01-2007, 01:01 PM
Yoda could have been a bigger jackarse.

Dengar could have been one of the pod racers.

Bossk could have been at the pod race instead of Aurra Sing.

Anakin could have also built R2-D2.

Roseanne Barr replaces Nattalie Portman.

Senator Oprah.

DarkArtist
03-01-2007, 02:25 PM
Yoda could have been a bigger jackarse.

Dengar could have been one of the pod racers.

Bossk could have been at the pod race instead of Aurra Sing.

Anakin could have also built R2-D2.

Roseanne Barr replaces Nattalie Portman.

Senator Oprah.

Roseanne Barr ???? didn't she play Gragra the Gorg Monger ?

Senator Oprah (and as my first act I will create a Grand army of Oprah to dominate the galaxy.)

mtriv73
03-01-2007, 02:44 PM
Jar Jar could have spoken like doanld duck.

Rogue II
03-01-2007, 03:16 PM
Roseanne Barr ???? didn't she play Gragra the Gorg Monger ?

Senator Oprah (and as my first act I will create a Grand army of Oprah to dominate the galaxy.)

Well, if Roseanne Barr played the role of Padme, there wouldn't be quite as many requests for a figure of Padme wearing that black S&M outfit from AOTC.

Mad Slanted Powers
03-01-2007, 06:53 PM
Jar Jar could have spoken like doanld duck.or Goofy.

Many complain about the scene with Anakin and Padme rolling around in the field. They also point out that AOTC didn't portray Anakin and Obi-Wan as being good friends. However, I think the movie would have been worse if the Anakin/Padme field scene was replaced with a friendly wrestling scene featuring Anakin and Obi-Wan.

2-1B
03-01-2007, 07:00 PM
They could have been made in an era when there wasn't an internet on which to complain about them. :)

stillakid
03-01-2007, 09:33 PM
Question: Ways in which the Prequels could have been worse.
Answer:

They could have been made in an era when there wasn't an internet on which to complain about them. :)


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CaptainSolo1138
03-02-2007, 11:14 AM
George Lopez as Obi-Juan Kenobi

Mr. JabbaJohnL
03-02-2007, 11:33 AM
Gary Coleman as a precocious lil' astro droid.

2-1B
03-02-2007, 07:10 PM
Question: Ways in which the Prequels could have been worse.
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Many people didn't like the prequels, so it would have been more painful I assume if they didn't have an e-outlet to discuss their frustrations. :)