View Full Version : Kryptonite is real

04-24-2007, 01:14 PM
Eat it Superman!

LONDON - Kryptonite, which robbed Superman of his powers, is no longer the stuff of comic books and films.

A mineral found by geologists in Serbia shares virtually the same chemical composition as the fictional kryptonite from outer space, used by the superhero's nemesis Lex Luthor to weaken him in the film "Superman Returns."

"We will have to be careful with it we wouldn't want to deprive Earth of its most famous superhero!," said Chris Stanley, a mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum.

Stanley, who revealed the identity of the mysterious new mineral, discovered the match after searching the Internet for its chemical formula sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide.

"I was amazed to discover that same scientific name written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luther from a museum in the film 'Superman Returns,'" he said.

The substance has been confirmed as a new mineral after tests by scientists at the Natural History Museum in London and the National Research Council in Canada.

But instead of the large green crystals in Superman comics, the real thing is a white, powdery substance which contains no fluorine and isn't radioactive.

The mineral, to be named Jadarite, will go on show at the London's Natural History Museum starting tomorrow.


Lord Malakite
04-24-2007, 01:37 PM
Of course it doesn't look like or have the properties of Kryptonite. It doesn't contain fluorine and the missing "unknown" alien element they couldn't figure out in Superman III. I say we add some tar to it and then see what happens. :lipsrsealed:

04-24-2007, 01:44 PM
I told you guys all this was real. Ha.

04-24-2007, 02:42 PM
Can you put it in coffee?

El Chuxter
04-24-2007, 02:44 PM
Slicker's Mom is real, too, but you don't see me bringing her up here, do you?

Wait. Never mind.