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Tycho
05-22-2007, 08:16 PM
How could your favorite movies or TV shows be improved with the casting of Gilbert Godfrey?

I was just thinking of the roles I'd have had him play:

Batman - as Alfred the Wayne Manor butler
Star Wars Prequels - as Qui-Gon Jinn
Star Wars Sequels - as Princess Leia
Transformers - as Megatron
Spider-Man - as Eddie Brock / Venom
Pirates of the Caribbean - as Captain Jack Sparrow
Smallville / Superman - as Lex Luthor
X-men - as Dr. Xavier

What other roles or changes would you make if you could cast Gilbert Godfrey?

General_Grievous
05-22-2007, 09:30 PM
The Passion of the Christ-as Jesus Christ

darthvyn
05-22-2007, 10:06 PM
X-men - as Dr. Xavier

that's professor xavier... and would be hysterical, actually.

mtriv73
05-22-2007, 10:15 PM
He really annoys me. I'd cast him as Barney Fife in the Andy Griffith Show though.

General_Grievous
05-22-2007, 10:18 PM
Schindler's List-as Oskar Schindler

El Chuxter
05-22-2007, 10:32 PM
Forget this. If they can make a stupid sitcom about the Geico cavemen, then they should have Gilbert star in a feature-length film about the Aflac duck!

2-1B
05-22-2007, 10:47 PM
Gottfried.

Tycho
05-22-2007, 11:16 PM
Gottfried.

Ah a true fan! :thumbsup:

2-1B
05-22-2007, 11:29 PM
I have seen Problem Child 78 times.

General_Grievous
05-22-2007, 11:59 PM
I have seen Problem Child 78 times.

I tip my hat to you, sir.

Rocketboy
05-23-2007, 12:32 AM
I have seen Problem Child 78 times.That explains so much.

Tycho
05-23-2007, 12:45 AM
All hail Caesar!

I nominate him reigning King of Gottfried fandom!

TeeEye7
05-23-2007, 05:42 AM
William Wallace - "Braveheart"

El Chuxter
05-23-2007, 10:46 AM
William Wallace - "Braveheart"

Just imaginging, "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives," in Gilbert's voice is more than enough.

I think he should play Mxyzptlk in the Superman cartoon.

Lord Malakite
05-23-2007, 12:36 PM
I think he should play Mxyzptlk in the Superman cartoon.
Uh..... Should I tell him or should someone else? :lipsrsealed:

As for me, I'd have Gilbert play Anakin during the scene where he catches on fire or Mace when he gets electrocuted out the window. Additionally I'd have him play the soldier from Private Ryan that gets the knife to the chest slowly, Joker falling from the cathedral tower in Batman, Green Goblin being impaled in Spider-Man, King Pin having his knees dislocated in Dare Devil, Dole from Sling Blade, the flying cow from Twister, the grandma from Mars Attacks, and Dennis Nedry during the dilophosaurus scene.

darthvyn
05-23-2007, 01:33 PM
the grandma from Mars Attacks,

so... i see where you're going with the rest, but didn't the grandma survive? you could've picked ANYONE else in that movie, other than natalie portman, the main kid, the boxer guy, pam grier and tom jones and you would've hit one that died a horrible death.

let's just say he should've played all of jack nicholson's parts... that way he could've died like, three times.

El Chuxter
05-23-2007, 01:39 PM
I think he should've survived, and performed a duet with Tom Jones in the end.

Lord Malakite
05-23-2007, 02:04 PM
so... i see where you're going with the rest, but didn't the grandma survive? you could've picked ANYONE else in that movie, other than natalie portman, the main kid, the boxer guy, pam grier and tom jones and you would've hit one that died a horrible death.

I just like putting him in funny (almost absurd) situations, it has nothing to do with killing him (though in a majority of my picks he does die horribly :D). Of all the parts in Mars Attacks having him play the senile grandma seemed the most absurd. If you want me to continue the killing spree though I guess he could be the brother who gets disintigrated while holding the flag, the one that gets stepped on, or the first lady. lol

Qui-Long Gone
05-23-2007, 06:49 PM
He'd be a great voice for the Jurrasic Park T-Rex, Grimlock, Peter Jackson's King Kong, Gollum and/or the animated series Yoda....:thumbsup:

Tycho
05-23-2007, 07:28 PM
Actually, I just envisioned Gilbert Gottfried replacing the giant, mutated iguana in the American Godzilla movie! Now that is scary!

Qui-Long Gone
05-23-2007, 07:43 PM
Actually, I just envisioned Gilbert Gottfried replacing the giant, mutated iguana in the American Godzilla movie! Now that is scary!

Scary funny....

General_Grievous
05-24-2007, 12:51 AM
I've got it.

All 300 Spartans in "300". Think about it.

Qui-Long Gone
05-24-2007, 09:56 AM
I've got it.

All 300 Spartans in "300". Think about it.

"Thissssh is Ssshparta!"


heheheheheheheheh:thumbsup: