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bobafrett
07-12-2007, 08:23 AM
Based on Stilla's "Choked or Electocuted" thread, how would you rather be put to death if captured by Jabba, Fed to the Rancor or to the Sarlaac?

CaptainSolo1138
07-12-2007, 08:36 AM
Rancor. I'd lure it near a door with my sexiness and then give him an Anne Boleyn..

stillakid
07-12-2007, 12:13 PM
Both are gruesome in their own special ways....


Death by Rancor means being chomped in two then maybe being ever so slightly conscious as you slide down his gullet.

Death by Sarlacc means going straight down the gullet alive then feeling that special tingle as digestive juices go to work on you.

Given those choices, I'd likely go for the Rancor to end it quicker.

2-1B
07-12-2007, 05:59 PM
Sarlaac no question, so an EU "writer" could bring me back to life.

Problem solved.

General_Grievous
07-12-2007, 09:53 PM
Damn. Caesar beat me to it.

figrin bran
07-12-2007, 10:09 PM
No. I beat Caesar to it when i mentioned "being tossed to the Sarlaac as i like my chances of survival" on "choked or electrocuted".

stillakid
07-13-2007, 08:02 AM
Sarlaac no question, so an EU "writer" could bring me back to life.

Problem solved.

Yeah, but then you'd have to get married. :love:

2-1B
07-13-2007, 04:46 PM
If it meant having Dengar as my Best Man, I would be honored. :)

To all of you cryin that I beat you to it...go ahead and do your own retcon. I'm not stoppin ya. lol

JediTricks
07-13-2007, 10:50 PM
Sarlacc, that thing doesn't seem so tough. The Rancor's gonna do some horrible stuff to you right away, very violent, and everybody's gonna laugh and throw stuff at you.

TeeEye7
07-13-2007, 11:16 PM
I'd dive head-first down the rancor's throat so that I could party with Oola! :lipsrsealed:

Kidhuman
07-13-2007, 11:45 PM
I'd rather Jabba sit on my face.

El Chuxter
07-14-2007, 10:25 AM
No, Caesar, you have to be Dengar's best man.

Are you still game?

stillakid
07-14-2007, 11:39 AM
I'd rather Jabba sit on my face.

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!" :love:

2-1B
07-14-2007, 12:33 PM
No, Caesar, you have to be Dengar's best man.

Are you still game?

I am. :yes:

And even greater honor, indeed ! :)

stillakid
07-14-2007, 12:49 PM
I am. :yes:

And even greater honor, indeed ! :)


Even with the powder blue tux you have to wear?

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
07-18-2007, 12:28 AM
Sarlacc's slow digestion reminds me of a spider's prey sitting helplessly on a web, waiting for its eventual painful death by acid.

I'd hope for the Rancor to swallow me whole, so I can make a grand exit a la the alien in Alien out of John Hurt's character. But knowing my luck, the Rancor would slowly pick off and chew up my fingers and toes, leaving me to writhe in agony before going to the more vital organs.