Why was Anakin/Darth SO bitter?

[stillakid]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2.

[El Chuxter]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"

[CaptainSolo1138]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.

[pbarnard]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.

[bigbarada]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.

[Rocketboy]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.

[CaptainSolo1138]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".

[Kidhuman]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map

[2-1B]

9. Angostura was his main sponsor.

[bigbarada]

10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.

[TeeEye7]

. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted im into a suit that was tow sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. :cry: People hated to be around him because of it.

[stillakid]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. :cry: People hated to be around him because of it.
12. He had just gotten used to working only in greenscreen and HATED having to deal with real environments.

[Kidhuman]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. People hated to be around him because of it.
12. He had just gotten used to working only in greenscreen and HATED having to deal with real environments.
13. 18 years of not wiping his butt left a serious case of burning rim

[Rocketboy]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. People hated to be around him because of it.
12. He had just gotten used to working only in greenscreen and HATED having to deal with real environments.
13. 18 years of not wiping his butt left a serious case of burning rim
14. Hated black people (oh sweet irony!)

[JetsAndHeels]

15. For some reason people got Darth Vader confused with Mufasa from the Lion King.
16. When he was a child, Shmi made him eat this (http://www.englishteastore.com/auspdipu.html) every night for dinner.

[Rocketboy]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. People hated to be around him because of it.
12. He had just gotten used to working only in greenscreen and HATED having to deal with real environments.
13. 18 years of not wiping his butt left a serious case of burning rim
14. Hated black people (oh sweet irony!)
15. For some reason people got Darth Vader confused with Mufasa from the Lion King.
16. Sick of being asked "Dude, you totally have to do my voicemail message!"

[stillakid]

1. hadn't gotten whoopie in over twenty years.
2. Was never able to get over reputation as "the stupid kid from Jingle All the Way"
3. Unable to shout "YIPPEE!" after puberty set in.
4. Asthma prevented him being able to catch kids playing in yard and show them the true nature of the Force.
5. Never knew his real father, so was always haunted by the possibility that Shmi was a tramp.
6. Two words: jock itch.
7. Wilford Brimley's pronunciation of "diabetes".
8. Couldnt find Tatooine on a map
9. Angostura was his main sponsor.
10. Palpatine permanently grafted him into a suit that was two sizes too big.
11. Was an incurable crybaby. People hated to be around him because of it.
12. He had just gotten used to working only in greenscreen and HATED having to deal with real environments.
13. 18 years of not wiping his butt left a serious case of burning rim
14. Hated black people (oh sweet irony!)
15. For some reason people got Darth Vader confused with Mufasa from the Lion King.
16. When he was a child, Shmi made him eat this (http://www.englishteastore.com/auspdipu.html) every night for dinner.
17. Sick of being asked "Dude, you totally have to do my voicemail message!"
18. Then as a teen, the Jedi made him eat THIS (http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-736804.jpg) every morning for breakfast.

[2-1B]

19. Scurvy

[bigbarada]

20. Padme neglected to mention that she had contracted genital warts from ol' Paulo on Naboo.

[El Chuxter]

21. Because his Padawan died. Duh.

[Rocketboy]

22. Because, for a brief period of time during the Clone Wars, he was an ugly woman.

[El Chuxter]

23. Because he got his arse tore up by a secret apprentice and a female Imperial officer riding a rancor with enormous tusks in a video game. Duh.

[CaptainSolo1138]

24. "Old man" jokes in Indy IV.

[Jedi_Kal-El]

25. If you had to wear a catheter for 20 years, you'd be bitter too.

[Rocketboy]

26. When he burst into flames he burned his wee wee.