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Val Da Car
09-22-2007, 03:43 PM
I found this quite HI-larious
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25341

What is Code 3 anyway?
TeeEye7
09-22-2007, 05:30 PM
I don't remember who it was, but this essentially was from someone's stand-up comedy routine years ago. It looks like an enterprising individual constructed some Kmart letterhead to make it look official.

It still holds up lol
Val Da Car
09-22-2007, 08:54 PM
DEE Dee dee....

total fake, my bad..

The Kmart store's address is real but the person is not
Kidhuman
09-22-2007, 09:54 PM
I thought you really got banned from Kmart. Damn what a let down. I was looking foward to a good story of you knocking out a cashier or something
Val Da Car
09-22-2007, 10:22 PM
Actually on a similar note, A few years ago when the VTOC hit and someone returned a European POTF in the VOTC case I did show a "Manager" at the nearest KMart to my home this return that was actually theft and looked at me like I lost my D*****D mind.

I noted the French & Spanish & English on the packaging and he still looking at me like I left my straightjacket in the office.

Last time I was in that store I knocked over 2 boxes and got paper cuts on my leg so screw it.
jedi master sal
09-22-2007, 10:29 PM
I thought you really got banned from Kmart. Damn what a let down. I was looking foward to a good story of you knocking out a cashier or something

Yeah, me too. What a let down.

I vote for Val to immediately go to KMart and throw himself to the wolves for us.

lol
mabudonicus
09-23-2007, 09:08 AM
I'm with them guys, VDC, you know what you must do :D

This title reminded me of a certain other forumites K-mart story of Unleashed General Greivous- care to relate it- yuo know who you are ;)
:beard: Iso & Baws
KH should have been banned for that
JediTricks
09-23-2007, 04:35 PM
I knew it was fake from the moment I started reading it, but it was a hell of a laugher anyway! Thanks!
El Chuxter
09-23-2007, 06:18 PM
I got banned from K-Mart once when I went into the electronics section, dropped my pants, left them on the floor, and walked around the rest of the store, singing "That Old Grey Mare" while putting blobs of my own excrement (which I was producing as I strolled along) into Easter eggs and hiding them so that kids would find them and think they were full of chocolate.









Okay, not really.
2-1B
09-23-2007, 08:47 PM
Chux, you were hiding live action Transformers movie DVDs for kids to find? I didn't know it was released yet. :confused:
Kidhuman
09-23-2007, 09:16 PM
I'm with them guys, VDC, you know what you must do :D

This title reminded me of a certain other forumites K-mart story of Unleashed General Greivous- care to relate it- yuo know who you are ;)
:beard: Iso & Baws
KH should have been banned for that


I thought of the same story too Mabs. I just dont feel like typing out the entire story, but will do it soon.