View Full Version : Best poop references

El Chuxter
09-26-2007, 05:18 PM
I think the clear winner, IMHO, is "Roses" by the Outkast:
"I know you like to think your s*** don't stink
But lean a little bit closer and your roses really smell like poopoo
Your roses really smell like poopoo"

"Cuckoo for Caca" by Faith No More has some good bits:
"S*** lasts forever, 'cause s*** lasts forever!"

There's always "When the S*** Goes Down" by Cypress Hill, which can work no matter how you interpret the s-word.

And, of course, Bobby Jimmy's classic: "Somebody Farted."

Frank Zappa's works are full of poop references. My fave is from "T*****s and Beer":
"That's when the devil, he farted
And he fell off the cliff!

09-26-2007, 07:32 PM
Eminem "The Way I am"

"....And I'm thankful for every fan that I kick cause I can't take a s**t in the bathroom without someone standing by it..."

Mr. JabbaJohnL
09-26-2007, 09:27 PM
Every Fall Out Boy song. :yes:

09-26-2007, 11:02 PM
That Natalie Portman SNL tune where she makes a reference to doin it on a dude's chest or something.

Mad Slanted Powers
10-18-2007, 01:02 AM
Alice In Chains - "Man in the Box"

I'm the man in the box
Buried in my sh**

and later

I'm the dog that gets beat
Shove my nose in sh**

El Chuxter
10-18-2007, 09:18 AM
The original version of NIN's "Hurt" (made famous by Mr Cash, but with this line changed):

"I wear this crown of s***"

10-18-2007, 09:49 PM
Every Fall Out Boy song. :yes:


Bel-Cam Jos
10-27-2007, 08:07 PM
Extended version of "Outshined" by Soundgarden:

"The grass is always greener
Where the dogs are s****ing.
Oh yeah."

And the famous song by Tennessee Ernie Ford:

"You take a load - sixteen tons
Whaddya git?
Another loud moan
And deeper in ****."

No Doubt had a song titled "Go." Wonder if it ever made #2? Made it to #2 on the charts, that is. :D

El Chuxter
10-27-2007, 08:33 PM
I didn't realize "debt" was a bad word, and a euphemism for moving bowels. :p

10-28-2007, 11:27 AM
moving bowels. :p

Sounds like a good name for a musical group given the name of this thread. They could provide backup vocals for the Talking Heads ;)

I'm just flushed with excitement at the thought! :rolleyes:

El Chuxter
08-19-2008, 11:28 AM
I will play tambourine in the Moving Bowels. Who's with me?

Mad Slanted Powers
08-19-2008, 12:04 PM
Every Fall Out Boy song. :yes:

I actually like that "Dance Dance" song, enough to buy it from iTunes.

L7 had a song called "Sh*tlist".