View Full Version : Leia's Bikini!

10-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Luke had the hots for Leia from the moment he saw her. He doesn't learn that they are brother and sister until later in ROTJ.

So in the middle of ROTJ when he gets to see her in that metal bikini, it only stands to reason that he is thinking .... _______

Fill in the blank!!!!

1. ________________
2. ________________

10-10-2007, 02:46 PM
Fill in the blank!!!!

1. I'm glad my wood is hidden by my black clothing.
2. Man she smells good against my skin

Qui-Long Gone
10-10-2007, 03:46 PM
3. I hope she's not my sister...

4. Am I gay?

10-10-2007, 05:10 PM

1. damn....

2. hey han.

10-10-2007, 11:15 PM
7) "Fill in the blank!"

10-10-2007, 11:25 PM
look at the size of those things!

would you like to hold my lightsaber?

10-10-2007, 11:44 PM
Giggity giggity giggity!

What Would Jesus Do?

10-11-2007, 12:32 AM
12) What would 2-1B do? Afterall, he recognizes the medicinal value of an orgasm.

Qui-Long Gone
10-11-2007, 03:28 PM
13. Man I love the dunes of Titooine....

10-11-2007, 04:12 PM
14. Forget Han, I am going to concentrate on rescuing Leia. She will surely wear something skimpier for me if I rescue her.

El Chuxter
10-11-2007, 08:41 PM
15. Dude, if Han dies, maybe I have a chance! She's a good kisser.

10-11-2007, 09:11 PM
16. I bet she slept with that fat slug, the slut.
17. I wonder if he was better than me.

10-12-2007, 05:14 AM
18. "Hey! That reminds me. I need to pick up a couple of quarts of blue milk."

10-12-2007, 07:19 AM
"I'd go to Tosche Station for your power converters. Wink, wink, Nudge, Nudge. Get it? Huh? Huh?! What I mean is I wanna stick my thing all in them guts. Sorry, I'm not very good at analogies."