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Slicker
01-02-2008, 11:11 PM
I don't see an iJJreason or an iRogue II or even an iCaptainSolo1138 but I DO see an iSlicker!

Eat it one and all!

2-1B
01-02-2008, 11:23 PM
iCaesar ur iSlicker if i evr c u walkin down street w/1

TeeEye7
01-03-2008, 01:03 AM
Wazzup? Is it like a condom for an iPod?

If Slick's name's on it I'm sure he'd endorse nothing less than a magnum size! :lipsrsealed:

General_Grievous
01-03-2008, 01:07 AM
I must say, Slick. I'm jealous.

Slicker
01-03-2008, 01:20 AM
Wazzup? Is it like a condom for an iPod?

If Slick's name's on it I'm sure he'd endorse nothing less than a magnum size! :lipsrsealed:It is indeed an iPod condom but, alas, it's only a regular size.:cry: It is however ribbed for her pleasure!!!

CaptainSolo1138
01-03-2008, 07:38 AM
I'm kind of disappointed, as I was thinking "I, Slicker" would make a great Will Smith vehicle.:cry:

Tycho
01-03-2008, 09:51 AM
That's cool Slicker! That's a knarly product to have named for you.

I have electric slot racing myself, but they mis-spelled several things:

"Tyco" instead of "Tycho," - but Hasbro corrected that with my action figure.

But it my idea was always supposed to be elctric slut racing. They just couldn't get that right.

But now if you're going to have slut racing, you need all the accessory gear - like the i-Slicker!

Kidhuman
01-03-2008, 02:18 PM
So, basically you're a tool?

Bel-Cam Jos
01-03-2008, 03:27 PM
So, basically you're a tool?LOL!
But alas, he is a tool for a tool; a tool's tool, if you will.

But that's nothing, as...




MILESTONES IN THE HISTORY OF BELOIT CORPORATION

1981 Beloit introduces the Thin Channel ConverFlo headbo, Bel-Champ dryer concept, Ecamp eddy current heating, BEL-CADD computer aided design and drafting and BEL-CAM computer aided manufacturing. ... I am an assistant (a tool, if you will :rolleyes: ) in a paper manufacturing company, that filed for bankrupcy before 2/3 of the SW Prequels were released. :pleased:

JediTricks
01-03-2008, 05:19 PM
You're a cheap knock-off accessory for an out-of-date iPod they don't make anymore? Whoopee?

The only people who buy those are iDiots.

El Chuxter
01-03-2008, 05:29 PM
They don't make the Nano anymore?

JediTricks
01-03-2008, 05:33 PM
They don't make the Nano anymore?
They do, but the new Nano is a total different shape:
previous version: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Blue_iPod_Nano.jpg
current version: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IPod_nano_3g_black.jpg

El Chuxter
01-03-2008, 05:38 PM
Ah. I'm an iPod know-nothing.

jjreason
01-03-2008, 05:55 PM
Sweet - see if you can change your "screen name" to iSlicker so that we can count the seconds until Apple tries to sue us you!!! :D

Slicker
01-03-2008, 07:05 PM
You're a cheap knock-off accessory for an out-of-date iPod they don't make anymore? Whoopee?Just for those comments you won't be added to my SSG friends list. Hmmmpfh!

Tycho
01-03-2008, 07:11 PM
You guys are all assuming Slicker wants to be associated with an electronics accessory.

What if it's actually his secret survivalist codename?

Suppose his aircraft carrier crashes into Antarctica. Stranded there with a need for fresh water, he becomes an is-Licker! Uh-huh. Almost spelled the same. But he may also get a starring role in March of the Penguins 2!

So you should all be nice to him.

CaptainSolo1138
01-03-2008, 10:13 PM
Holy crap, Tycho. I lol'd mightily at that post. Well played, sir.

JediTricks
01-04-2008, 04:52 AM
Just for those comments you won't be added to my SSG friends list. Hmmmpfh!Don't blame me, blame Apple for fooling you into thinking it'd be something good and then pulling the rug out from under you when the item was no longer supported. Of course, since they do this all the time, I guess you should have known better first.

Really though, we shouldn't be distracting you with all this, I think you should start worrying now about Tycho's brilliant assessment of the covert Naval strategy of sending the USS Kitty Hawk to Antarctica to fly her dozens of fighter and reconnaissance aircraft around internationally-claimed but utterly empty waters, all the while without an icebreaker escort. I think it may have something to do with the realization that penguins could fly all along and haven't been doing so because they're planning a surprise attack - either that or we're finally going to wage open war against those godless killing machines known as fur seals.

Bel-Cam Jos
01-04-2008, 11:41 AM
Really though, we shouldn't be distracting you with all this, I think you should start worrying now about Tycho's brilliant assessment of the covert Naval strategy of sending the USS Kitty Hawk to Antarctica to fly her dozens of fighter and reconnaissance aircraft around internationally-claimed but utterly empty waters, all the while without an icebreaker escort. I think it may have something to do with the realization that penguins could fly all along and haven't been doing so because they're planning a surprise attack - either that or we're finally going to wage open war against those godless killing machines known as fur seals.I'm probably going to dragged away by federally-employed goons of the Dept. of Nat'l Security, but I recently came across a secret transcript of that very issue:

Quack, quack, quack [sound of chirping noise, followed by multiple icy splashes]

And now: goodbye, everyone. :cry: :theyrecomingtotakemeawayhahaheehee:

Tycho
01-04-2008, 01:31 PM
JT: you could be on to something. Remember when I posted that I thought insects were planning to take over the world?

What if that was just a cover-story created because of an alliance with the penguins?

It might be true. Maybe they really CAN fly and they are the ones secretly planning to take over the world from their hidden bases in Antarctica?

Slicker, you should inform military intelligence that we may be on to a breakthrough in an effort to pinpoint the al-Quacker network! We should comb Antarctica if we have to.

But it will be dangerous. I saw this documentary movie that revealed Aliens and Predators might also be based there. They must be trading technology with the Penguins.

Come to think of it, this looks like a job for Batman!

Bel-Cam Jos
01-04-2008, 03:45 PM
Right now, the only Penguin who's taking over the world is Sidney Crosby. Actually, come to think about it, there's not really much difference between Antarctica and Pittsburgh. :Pirate:

JediTricks
01-06-2008, 03:41 PM
I'm probably going to dragged away by federally-employed goons of the Dept. of Nat'l Security, but I recently came across a secret transcript of that very issue:

Quack, quack, quack [sound of chirping noise, followed by multiple icy splashes]

And now: goodbye, everyone. :cry: :theyrecomingtotakemeawayhahaheehee:It's the penguin mafia you have to watch out for, one day you wake up and there's fish heads on your bed.


JT: you could be on to something. Remember when I posted that I thought insects were planning to take over the world?

What if that was just a cover-story created because of an alliance with the penguins?Well, insects already have taken over the world, they are the most common creature on the face of the earth and probably always have been. I guess they don't seem to mind us though.


It might be true. Maybe they really CAN fly and they are the ones secretly planning to take over the world from their hidden bases in Antarctica?The only problem with that theory is that most penguins reside in temperate regions in the southern hemisphere, only a small number actually live in the polar regions.