Would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse?

[bigbarada]

Find out here:
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/zombie

I have a 70% chance of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse. :thumbsup:

There are some other cool quizzes on that sight, like how many 5-year-olds could you take in a fight? I can only take 11, but I'm just a big ol' softie.:D

[DarthBrandon]

Says I have an 82% chance of survival.

[UKWildcat]

I have a 69% chance of surviving.

I expected my score would be a little higher than that. :(

[bigbarada]

You can up your percentage by owning a gun and not being squeamish about blowing the heads off of loved ones.:yes:

[LTBasker]

I got a 47% survival rate, although it doesn't really offer much about strategy. Personally, I'd find a gun and head to the nearest places that would have morgues (which would be the largest amounts of unburied dead), that should control the local outbreak for a bit.

[Slicker]

I got a measly 52%. Oh, well. At least I know LT'll die before me. :p

[LTBasker]

Sure, but they'll be full from me when they get you, so your death should be much slower. :p

[Slicker]

Sure, but they'll be full from me when they get you, so your death should be much slower. :pTouche! I admit defeat and I'll gladly take the quick death and be a gentlemen and let you die slowly.:yes::love:

[pegger]

Wow - I suck. 50%.

[CaptainSolo1138]

Damn. I came in at 47%. I guess I need to be more heartless and support the 2nd Amendment better.

[Jargo]

53% chance. I screwed up by staring lovingly at my zombified family member before shooting their head off. However I do get the feeling that the test is slightly loaded.

[Jedi_Master_Guyute]

I got a 60% chance, but it's only because I'm not in shape as I should be and I don't own any weapons; also, I live in Toledo, which is a moderately sized city. But my apartment building is pretty solid and I feel pretty safe. :thumbsup:

[El Chuxter]

I got a 99% chance of being totally sick of zombies after all the zombie crap in the past few years.

[Jargo]

Even Shaun of the dead?

[El Chuxter]

Okay, granted I haven't seen it, but it looked pretty good. I'm just not sure how many more times we can see Night of the Living Dead remade under different names with hip young actors. It's not like zombies are interesting villains, since they have no brains.

[mtriv73]

Even Shaun of the dead?

That was one of the funniest movies I've seen in the last few years. Then I was really disappointed in the follow-up cop movie they made.

I haven't taken the quiz yet, but I don't think I'd do very well. I have a gun, but have no idea what size ammo it takes or where to buy it. Also, since it hasn't been fired since 1945, I'd be kind of leary of using it in the first place. I could light 'em up with paintballs though.

[darthvyn]

I got a 47% survival rate, although it doesn't really offer much about strategy. Personally, I'd find a gun and head to the nearest places that would have morgues (which would be the largest amounts of unburied dead), that should control the local outbreak for a bit.

i have a feeling that your instinct to take a trip to the morgue in the event of a zombie outbreak is part of the reason why you got 47%... it's pretty counter-intuitive.

[Rebo's_Guitarist]

Eh, 47%.

Why would you hide in Wal Mart. The greeters there are already zombies.....

[CaptainSolo1138]

i have a feeling that your instinct to take a trip to the morgue in the event of a zombie outbreak is part of the reason why you got 47%... it's pretty counter-intuitive.
But if you go and start offing corpses, you're kind of nipping the problem in the bud. I think its a good idea. He'd die in the process, but its a good idea.

[darthvyn]

But if you go and start offing corpses, you're kind of nipping the problem in the bud. I think its a good idea. He'd die in the process, but its a good idea.

hey, man, i got a 60%. you want to listen to me.

[BountyHunterScum]

The test is slightly load/bullcrap. But i'm surprised some people here actually got 50% or higher considering some of you vote democrat and we know how they hate guns and every other self defense measure. :p

[CaptainSolo1138]

The test is slightly load/bullcrap.A thread about how likely you are to survive a zombie attack is bullcrap? You don't say...

[bigbarada]

The test is slightly load/bullcrap.

Now way! This thing is completely scientific. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy more guns and canned goods.

When those zombie come knocking on my door, I'll be ready.:mad:

:D

[bigbarada]

I got a 99% chance of being totally sick of zombies after all the zombie crap in the past few years.

Well, then see how many five-year olds you can take on at once. I didn't do so good on that test and I think my unwillingness to beat up a five-year old with the unconscious body of another five-year old was what hurt me.

BTW, I was never a zombie movie fan, at all, until I watched Shawn of the Dead.

[jedi master sal]

"You Have a 71% Chance of Survival!"

I would have scored higher, had I more food in the house and could actually run for a distance...

But my gun skills boosted me up.

[Jargo]

y'know with michael jackson's face being in the state it is they won't need to do any special make-up for the thriller 25 anniversary. he comes with pop off bits already.

I was thinking a combine harvester would be quite a good vehicle to use against zombies. provided they were only coming from one angle. just chop em up with the front rotary blades. I'm sure I could do an A-team and weld armour plating onto the cab though. keep the buggars off me. A fire truck filled with some kind of acid mix instead of warteeeeer and just spray the zombies and watch em dissolve.

nice sharp samurai katana. slice em. crotch to brain.

night vision goggles. grenades. land mines and acid pits. razor wire. for when they come at night...mostly.

[bigbarada]

y'know with michael jackson's face being in the state it is they won't need to do any special make-up for the thriller 25 anniversary. he comes with pop off bits already.

I was thinking a comined harvester would be quite a good vehicle to use against zombies. provided they were only coming from one angle. just chop em up with the front rotary blades. I'm sure I could do an A-team and weld armour plating onto the cab though. keep the buggars off me. A fire truck filled with some kind of acid mix instead of warteeeeer and just spray the zombies and watch em dissolve.

nice sharp samurai katana. slice em. crotch to brain.

night vision goggles. grenades. land mines and acid pits. razor wire. for when they come at night...mostly.

Yes! A combine would work nicely. Just as long as you raise up the blades and catch them all right across the middle. If you get too many thighbones, it might jam up the mechanisms inside. Plus, you would definitely want a corn-head on there. A bean-head would just rip them apart at the ankles. I've spent hours riding on a combine while harvesting corn and I've seen birds get pulled inside that corn-head and just disintegrate.:D

A couple of guys riding alongside with shotguns should keep any zombies from clinging to the sides.

[El Chuxter]

I would just fart on them. They'd all say, "Eewwww, you farted!" and run away.

[Droid]

I got 40%, but I answered the questions honestly rather than what might give me a high score. I would try to track down my loved ones - I know you're not supposed to do that.

I think it would be easy to survive one night of the zomies, like night of the living dead. I think it would be nearly impossible to survive if the situation lasted indefinitely like Day of the Dead and Dawn of the Dead suggest.

For surviving one night I would get in my attic or on my roof and wouldn't even fool with trying to fortify the house. I have never seen any zombie movie that suggests they have the intelligence or strength to climb.

[jedi master sal]

I have never seen any zombie movie that suggests they have the intelligence of strength to climb.

"I am Legend"....


nuff said.

[LusiferSam]

I've got an 87% of survival. Owning a number of guns (all of my are shotguns, but my dad has a lot of high powered rifles) and being very good shot (I'm better with a rifle than a shotgun, but pointblank who cares). I live out in the sticks too. Now maybe I need to care more about my friends and family in very life, but when the zombie apocalypse comes they won't be dragging me down.

[Dar' Argol]

I don't know about surviving a zombie attack but I can take on 26 5-year olds!! Take that kindergardeners!!!

[Kidhuman]

71% for me, not too bad.

[vader68]

I got a 49................. BRRRAAAIIINNNNSSS!!!

[Droid]

"I am Legend"....


nuff said.

But I didn't see it!

[DarthQuack]

40% for me....lovely....I hope we do have zombie's someday...life can be so boring without them.

[Jedi_Master_Guyute]

40% for me....lovely....I hope we do have zombie's someday...life can be so boring without them.

lol My buddy Josh and I have an idea that when the zombie apocalypse hits, all the nerds and geeks like us who watch zombie films and know how to take care of business and thus, be deemed king like. lol when things would be bad at work, we'd just say, "Zombie apocalypse..." and it'd brighten our day. hehehe :thumbsup:

I can also take on 23 five year olds. I'm happy with that result. :thumbsup:

[jedi master sal]

But I didn't see it!

~~You need to go see it~~

[El Chuxter]

Would you want to survive a zombie apocalypse? That's the question. Everyone you know is dead, you can't go out for fear of zombies, and there's no one to make fish tacos for you. That sucks.

[DarthQuack]

If it's just you and your buddies with Slick's mom around to procreate the species if you choose to, you could just loot all the stores and Steve Sansweet's house too.

[Neuroleptic]

I have a 55 percent chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. I only have sharp objects and blunt objects as weapons (a sword, a pair of sai, and a crow bar). And, I'd be crazy enough to attempt to rescue people (but not risk my hide for em!). I'd probably cling to the first leader I came to since I'm not much of a leader in a group. Though I do work well on my own. To my favor, I also live in the sticks. I wouldn't hesitate to shoot family that was zombified, since I'd want to put them out of their missery, and I wouldn't go across town to save family since they are already zombies!

In other news . . .

I am 60% geek. I somehow thought that would be higher.

My dead body is worth $4,665. And to think, this morning I was feeling like a million bucks.

My mind is 80% creative. Maybe I really SHOULD write that movie script?

I have a 55 percent chance of eating my buddies in a blizzard. I just hope their's BBQ sauce around.

And I can take on a whopping 25 5 year olds! I think I'd have a lot of fun doing that so long as I wouldn't get arrested either. First one that attacks me becomes a weapon! Just grab the little jerk and start swinging him round by his legs!

[Jargo]

you worry me......

[Dar' Argol]

you worry me......

And you say that with that avatar of yours licking himself . . :rolleyes:

[Kidhuman]

And you say that with that avatar of yours licking himself . . :rolleyes:

As gross as it is, it slays me with hilarity.

[jedi master sal]

And you say that with that avatar of yours licking himself . . :rolleyes:

Hey Dar what's up bro. Haven't heard from you in awhile it seems.

[Dar' Argol]

As gross as it is, it slays me with hilarity.

True, true . . but it doesn't mean I don't shutter first . . . ewh!


Hey Dar what's up bro. Haven't heard from you in awhile it seems.

Heyya Sal! Been here and there, collectings kinda slowed as my collections has matured and gotten more expensive . . . that and I'm eagerly awaiting my son's birth in a month!! How have you been Sal??

On a side note, I'm 65% geek . . . . that should be higher . . . .I need to work on that!:thumbsup:

[Kidhuman]

I don't know about surviving a zombie attack but I can take on 26 5-year olds!! Take that kindergardeners!!!

I can take on 32 it said. I have no qualms about picking up little Amanda and using her as a weapon either.

[Lord Malakite]

"You Have a 97% Chance of Survival!"

I'm ready for the Zombie onslaught. :thumbsup: I'd survive at no cost. Not only would I kill those that have turned into Zombies (including loved ones), I'll go one step further. I'd eat the dead Zombies to preserve my canned food supplies for later use. Call it poetic justice. :D