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General_Grievous
01-27-2008, 08:45 PM
Oh, this should be fun. Just as the title suggests, describe your love life using a quote from any of the six movies. I'll start off:

"What a desolate place this is!"

Your move. :p

Rocketboy
01-27-2008, 08:59 PM
Oh, I'd get this thread deleted or get myself in a bit of trouble if I said what I wanted to say, so I won't say anything...unless I'm "braver than I thought."

2-1B
01-27-2008, 09:03 PM
"What a wonderful SMELL you've discovered!"

2-1B
01-27-2008, 09:04 PM
I'll take care of Tycho's while I'm here:

"There's one, set for stun!"

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2008, 09:10 PM
"We seem to be made to suffer . . . it's our lot in life." :eek:

Deoxyribonucleic
01-27-2008, 09:15 PM
"We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous!"

Great*ss thread! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

2-1B
01-27-2008, 09:17 PM
"Hold your fire, there are no life forms."

Rocketboy
01-27-2008, 09:25 PM
Ah what the heck...

"Great kid, don't get cocky!"

"Stay on Target."

"Looks like you've got something jammed in there real good."

"She'll make point five past lightspeed."

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."

"I'm going to regret this."

"Point that thing someplace else."

"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

Deoxyribonucleic
01-27-2008, 09:27 PM
Ah what the heck...

"Great kid, don't get cocky!"

"Stay on Target."

"Looks like you've got something jammed in there real good."

"She'll make point five past lightspeed."

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."

"I'm going to regret this."

"Point that thing someplace else."

"Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

All of them...PERFECT! Glad you decided to 'go there' :whip:

My personal fave and a great image producer in the brainbox...

"Looks like you've got something jammed in there real good."

stillakid
01-27-2008, 09:34 PM
OFFICER
We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger.

Rocketboy
01-27-2008, 09:34 PM
All of them...PERFECT! Glad you decided to 'go there' :whip:Thanks!
The first one that popped into my head is the one I didn't list but alluded to in my initial post.

Rocketboy
01-27-2008, 09:37 PM
Original Version:
"You're lucky you don't taste very good."
Special Edition Version:
"You were lucky to get out of there."

DarthQuack
01-27-2008, 09:49 PM
"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph?" that's more for being in the sack though :P

2-1B
01-27-2008, 10:02 PM
"Why are we still moving towards it?"

General_Grievous
01-27-2008, 10:27 PM
"It's a trap!"

2-1B
01-27-2008, 10:53 PM
"Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

Deoxyribonucleic
01-27-2008, 10:57 PM
This thread is cracking me up! I think this is the best thread EVER concocted here on SSG!

2-1B
01-27-2008, 11:17 PM
"If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive."

Deoxyribonucleic
01-27-2008, 11:20 PM
"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"

2-1B
01-27-2008, 11:23 PM
"She's gonna blow!"

Rocketboy
01-27-2008, 11:36 PM
Even thought it is from the PT:
"No...no...mom, no...NO!"

Mad Slanted Powers
01-27-2008, 11:43 PM
I think the one in the first post works for me: "What a desolate place this is."

Or perhaps, "that wizard's just a crazy old man."

"You're not permitted in there, it's restricted."

Slicker
01-28-2008, 01:23 AM
"...my father has it, I have it, and...my sister has it..."
"come with me"

BlueSnags
01-28-2008, 01:40 AM
"Look at the size of that thing"

-Snags

mabudonicus
01-28-2008, 05:15 AM
"No ship that small has a cloaking device"
:beard: Iso & Baws
Actually doesn't apply but a good one nonetheless

CaptainSolo1138
01-28-2008, 07:11 AM
"Hello. What have we here?"

Blue2th
01-28-2008, 07:30 AM
"Do or do not, there is no try"

"Remember your failure in the cave"

Ji'dai
01-28-2008, 01:47 PM
"Why, I guess you don't know everything about women yet?"

"Ooh, I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!"

CaptainSolo1138
01-28-2008, 02:57 PM
Oota goota, Solo?

Jedi_Kal-El
01-28-2008, 03:06 PM
"Evacuate, in our moment of triumph?" that's more for being in the sack though :P

Another one you could use there is..."This is Red5, I'm going in."

Rocketboy
01-28-2008, 03:13 PM
"You take that one. I'll take these two."

JediTricks
01-28-2008, 03:30 PM
"Thats what I'm trying to tell you, kid. It ain't there. It's been totally blown away."

JON9000
01-28-2008, 03:31 PM
At that speed do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?!

:eek:

JON9000
01-28-2008, 03:32 PM
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Okay, that's kinda gross.

General_Grievous
01-28-2008, 04:04 PM
"They're coming in too fast!"

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-28-2008, 04:38 PM
"General Grievous? You're shorter than I expected." :p

JediTricks
01-28-2008, 04:55 PM
"A communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion!"

TeeEye7
01-28-2008, 05:28 PM
It's not a quote, but I can't help it:

Han shot first.

:p

It is part of the OT....

2-1B
01-28-2008, 05:31 PM
"Look at 'em there, pretty maids all in a row. I want the one on the left, she's perfect. Which one d'you want? Huh, huh, huh?... Alright...Oh yeah. Wait a second. Is this your first time? God, you're gonna remember this the rest of your life. Can't believe you've never been cow tipping before! Get ready to live. Huh, huh, huh, ssshhhh! She's sleepin'. What you do is, you put your shoulder into her and you push...They fall over, hee, hee, hee."

Jedi_Kal-El
01-28-2008, 05:34 PM
It's not a quote, but I can't help it:

Han shot first.

:p

It is part of the OT....

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!:D

Kidhuman
01-28-2008, 09:48 PM
Slickers moms room: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

General_Grievous
01-28-2008, 09:56 PM
"General Grievous? You're shorter than I expected." :p

lol Well played, sir. Well played.


"I'm too weak! Don't kill me! Please!"

Bel-Cam Jos
01-28-2008, 10:19 PM
Describe your love life using a Star Wars quote:

Serious: "That's what I'm trying to tell you, kid. It ain't there. It's been totally blown away."

Shocking: "What's that flashing?" :eek:

Drugged/Confused: "I never knew I had it in me."

Awkward: "Ouch! Oh, that hurt! Bend down, you thoughtless... ow! "

Rough: "Go for the legs."

Sad/Pathetic: "I've got a problem here... I can hold it... No, I'm all right... AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! "

Blunt: "That... is why you fail..."

Kidhuman
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Hey, its me.

Mad Slanted Powers
01-29-2008, 01:01 AM
Always with you it cannot be done.

DarthBrandon
01-29-2008, 09:18 AM
Slickers moms room: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

Nice:D

I always preferred this: Slickers moms room: "You're All Clear, Kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.":D lollol

Slicker
01-29-2008, 10:14 AM
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"I never knew I had it in me."

"There is good in him, I've felt it."

"Sorry about the mess."

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."

"Control, control. You must learn control."

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

Rocketboy
01-29-2008, 10:30 AM
Also may apply to Slicker's Mom:
"This is no cave!"

General_Grievous
01-29-2008, 12:30 PM
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"I never knew I had it in me."

"There is good in him, I've felt it."

"Sorry about the mess."

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."

"Control, control. You must learn control."

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

"I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

lol lol lol lol

All solid gold. Can't believe I forgot about "Sorry about the mess."

mtriv73
01-29-2008, 01:11 PM
About a few ex-gf's:

"She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy."

________________________________________

"Now the circle is complete." "You may fire when ready."

jjreason
01-29-2008, 01:21 PM
Great shot, Kid - that was one in a million. ;)

Jedi_Kal-El
01-29-2008, 03:00 PM
Not only are there alot of great quotes, but....I'm sensing quit a bit of love for Slicker's mom.

CaptainSolo1138
01-29-2008, 03:04 PM
Not only are there alot of great quotes, but....I'm sensing quit a bit of love for Slicker's mom.
Do a forum search. You'll see just how much love she's gotten around this place in the last couple years.:)

Deoxyribonucleic
01-29-2008, 03:22 PM
Do a forum search. You'll see just how much love she's gotten around this place in the last couple years.:)

SLick's Mom goes both ways too :thumbsup: I would know!

DarthQuack
01-29-2008, 03:27 PM
Be careful Artoo!

CaptainSolo1138
01-29-2008, 03:34 PM
SLick's Mom goes both ways too :thumbsup: I would know!OK, I'm in a bit of a pickle here: Is that hot or not? Seeing Deoxy making out with a chick? Hot. Seeing Deoxy making out with my mom? Not so much.

El Chuxter
01-29-2008, 03:41 PM
She said Slicker's Mom, not CaptainSolo1138's Mom. Keep in mind these are fictitiousional moms here.

Bel-Cam Jos
01-29-2008, 03:43 PM
Arrogant: "I do believe they think I'm some sort of a god."

Chauvinistic: "Good. Our first catch of the day."

Boastful: "You'll find I'm full of surprises."

Grouped together: "Oh... Biggs and Tank are right. I'm never gonna get outta here."

Grouped together, politely: "We would be honored if you would join us."

Bondaged: "It is useless to resist."

Self-defeating: "Like the rest of the garbage..."

Experimentally wrong: "I'm backwards, you idiot!"

Mad Slanted Powers
01-30-2008, 09:24 PM
"Ten Thousand?"

"Easy? You call that easy?"

"Wait, I can't see, pal. What's goin' on?"

"I'd sooner kiss a Wookiee"

Bel-Cam Jos
02-02-2008, 04:21 PM
Defeated: "NOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Settling: "Well, short help's better than none at all."

Short and to the point: "Cut the chatter."

Just short: "Hey down there! "

Brave: "I'm gonna bring us closer to one of the big ones."

Making excuses: "My hands are dirty."

Bringing in the hired help: "My hands are dirty, too."

Illegal: "He's my brother." :eek:

Hopeful: "Then perhaps she will."