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Jargo
02-07-2008, 05:27 PM
What's everyone getting me for my 40th birthday on Weds 13th next week? :whip:

Jedi_Kal-El
02-07-2008, 05:29 PM
You wanted a rainbow battalion of Clone Troopers. I'll see what I can do. :thumbsup:

jjreason
02-07-2008, 05:59 PM
A stern talking to. Your body's a temple, young man, not an amusement park!!!! :D

CaptainSolo1138
02-07-2008, 06:16 PM
Some food that has flavo(u)r and a day of sunshine. Oh, and we'll start a thread in your hono(u)r.

Just kidding. You can have whatever you want. Shall I start swimming now?

A stern talking to. Your body's a temple, young man, not an amusement park!!!! What are you doing posting?! The Habs and Leafs game just started, dammit! Get in front of a TV!

DarthQuack
02-07-2008, 06:35 PM
An AARP card?

Deoxyribonucleic
02-07-2008, 06:40 PM
and a gift card to Forest Lawn Memorial ;)

Jedi_Kal-El
02-07-2008, 06:45 PM
An AARP card?


and a gift card to Forest Lawn Memorial ;)

You two are bad. At least throw him a cane before you bury him. :whip:

jedi master sal
02-07-2008, 08:16 PM
I think I got a turd with your name on it. But hey, it's in the shape of a clone, so what more could you ask for!
(It's EU)

El Chuxter
02-07-2008, 08:18 PM
A rotary-dial cell phone, so you don't have to deal with those newfangled buttons. It also has a cord, to make you extra comfortable.

Jedi_Kal-El
02-07-2008, 08:40 PM
I think I got a turd with your name on it. But hey, it's in the shape of a clone, so what more could you ask for!
(It's EU)

Please don't give Hasbro any ideas Sal. :ermm:

Rogue II
02-07-2008, 09:47 PM
A lap dance.

TeeEye7
02-07-2008, 10:13 PM
A couple of Mormon missionaries with a boom box blaring Donny and Marie music. :yes:

jedi master sal
02-07-2008, 10:21 PM
Please don't give Hasbro any ideas Sal. :ermm:

You don't already think some of those clone ideas were turds in clone shape??

7th Legion pooper er.. trooper anyone?? heh heh

Jargo
02-08-2008, 08:10 AM
Well so far RogueII, TI7 and Cappy have got my attention. :love: The rest of you suck. :frus:

Cmon, where's the bling, where's the riches and glittering awesomeness? Take a look at my profile pics, do I look like a guy in need of a zimmer frame or power pack for the stair elevator? :Ogre:

jedi master sal
02-08-2008, 09:52 AM
...Take a look at my profile pics, do I look like a guy in need of a zimmer frame or power pack for the stair elevator? :Ogre:

Whoah dude, is that you? I thought that was Justin Timberlake.

(That's your present..no, not Justin Timberlake, I mean the compliment.) :p

Jargo
02-08-2008, 09:54 AM
I'm gorgeous. Adore me.

El Chuxter
02-08-2008, 11:40 AM
We all do.

Doesn't that make up for the lack of gifts?

If not, my brother sent me a totally random box a few months ago, which included an electric nail polish remover, lights, a backscratcher, and an open copy of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. I could maybe re-gift it?

Deoxyribonucleic
02-08-2008, 12:08 PM
I'm gorgeous. Adore me.

For a second, I thought of switching sides! :love:

Jargo
02-08-2008, 12:09 PM
Just shove slicker in a box. no need to giftwrap. economy post should do. Note i said Slicker not Slicker's Mom. you aint palming that old moose off on me.

I have that effect on ladees. admittedly it's usually middle aged ones with hormone troubles but... :silly:

Jedi_Kal-El
02-08-2008, 02:29 PM
You don't already think some of those clone ideas were turds in clone shape??

7th Legion pooper er.. trooper anyone?? heh heh

POINT!


Well so far RogueII, TI7 and Cappy have got my attention. :love: The rest of you suck. :frus:

Cmon, where's the bling, where's the riches and glittering awesomeness? Take a look at my profile pics, do I look like a guy in need of a zimmer frame or power pack for the stair elevator? :Ogre:

Gold Digger! :p


Just shove slicker in a box. no need to giftwrap. economy post should do. Note i said Slicker not Slicker's Mom. you aint palming that old moose off on me.

I have that effect on ladees. admittedly it's usually middle aged ones with hormone troubles but... :silly:

Oh thanks. Just take Slicker and leave us stuck with his mom huh?

Jargo
02-08-2008, 06:50 PM
Oh god yeah. lol

jedi master sal
02-09-2008, 07:54 AM
For a second, I thought of switching sides! :love:

Whoah! I never thought I'd see THAT post!

bobafrett
02-10-2008, 03:28 PM
An 8 X 10 glossy picture of my ego.

Jargo
02-10-2008, 07:00 PM
is an 8x10 big enough....? :silly:

Only two days to go. get your offerings in folks. Pile 'em up over there --->

:whip:

Jedi_Kal-El
02-10-2008, 07:47 PM
Ok going out on a limb here, but how about a rainbow battallion of Clones that look like Slicker. :thumbsup:

Edit: I'll be sure to include lots of bling to go with each Clone to satify the gold digger in you. :whip:

Jargo
02-10-2008, 08:04 PM
I wanna puppy an a bike an a speedboat an a helicoptor ride an a walk on part in a movie an a laptop an a table an a chair made of cheese an two balls of glue to be my friends.

Dar' Argol
02-11-2008, 05:53 AM
thought about offering you my first born . . but she's already 7. However my second born is due any day now . . . . but I think Mrs. Argol may kick my butt.

Jargo
02-11-2008, 06:29 AM
yeah, i have several first borns. the cupboard under the stairs is getting a bit crowded. not that I mean to sound ungrateful and all but y'know?

Oh and i want a cake. a big cake and I want Marco Dapper to jump out the middle and do a little dance for me.

Jargo
02-12-2008, 07:02 AM
Only 17 hours and 11 minutes left folks. stack em up.

bobafrett
02-16-2008, 11:06 AM
is an 8x10 big enough....? :silly:

Only two days to go. get your offerings in folks. Pile 'em up over there --->

:whip:
No, I would need a large banner hanging down the entire length of the Sears tower to contain it all, so you'll only get a picture of a small portion of my ego.

Jargo
02-16-2008, 01:33 PM
good show. I only live in a railwayman's cottage.