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dr_evazan22
02-22-2008, 09:05 AM
Bad Reporter is a comic spoof of what is in the news.

One of the headlines in todays is:

US shoots down errant satellite. A perfect hit, but some unexpected fallout...
Rocket Destroys Satellite - Still Denies Steroid Use
Sports physicians question Clemens' ability to destroy spy satellites at age 45
GOP Senators debate the need to punish a hero who's saved the Earth yet again.

The "pic" shows Clemens colliding with satellite, starting to explode.

Does anyone else get this? (Bad Reporter, not the joke, lol)

CaptainSolo1138
02-22-2008, 09:36 AM
That's awesome. Do you have a link to the "story"?

And where was Andy Petitte during this?

dr_evazan22
02-22-2008, 10:40 AM
Unfortunately, no. I have a subscription to MyComcsPage.com and get a daily email. Bad Reporter is updated 2 - 3 times a week. If you PM me an email addy I'll forward it. The other 2 "headlines" are about Obama beginning to eclipse the moon, and the McCain / Lobbyist story.

And I don't have a clue how to attach an image here.

mtriv73
02-22-2008, 12:48 PM
Here it is...just google bad reporter and it 's easy to find

dr_evazan22
02-22-2008, 03:14 PM
Thanks... I think the image of McCain's head popping out of the baby sling is funny too.

JediTricks
02-22-2008, 03:57 PM
I dunno what it is, but those 3 headlines seem remarkably toothless, I didn't find them funny at all. Maybe they're too watered down for my tastes, I'm a The Onion man myself.

jedi master sal
02-22-2008, 04:19 PM
I dunno what it is, but those 3 headlines seem remarkably toothless, I didn't find them funny at all. Maybe they're too watered down for my tastes, I'm a The Onion man myself.

So you're like an ogre?

Onions-Ogres...

nm

JediTricks
02-22-2008, 04:28 PM
Toothless.

Jedi_Kal-El
02-22-2008, 04:46 PM
Toothless.

Extremely toothless.

JetsAndHeels
02-22-2008, 05:37 PM
The government had no choice but to shoot down that satellite. Someone had to stop the Patriots from winning Super bowls, why not our government?

JediTricks
02-22-2008, 10:29 PM
Extremely toothless.
Just like Slicker's mom.

Jedi_Kal-El
02-22-2008, 11:12 PM
Some like it that way.

JediTricks
02-22-2008, 11:50 PM
Some like it that way.
Just ask the 5th fleet.

Jedi_Kal-El
02-23-2008, 12:11 AM
Just ask the 5th fleet.

I'll have to do that sometime.

El Chuxter
02-23-2008, 01:06 AM
Slicker's Mom is armed and toothless.

(I know at least JT will get that, as he jumps on my case every time I misquote that movie. :D)

JediTricks
02-23-2008, 03:42 PM
Is that a "rough and toothless" reference?

El Chuxter
02-23-2008, 03:46 PM
Dammit, I knew if I guessed the first word wrong, you'd immediately correct me. :)

JediTricks
02-23-2008, 04:53 PM
Because the joke is that one man is "tough and ruthless" while the other is "rough and toothless"? Boy, that joke sure falls flat on the page. Guards, get this man a drink!