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Tycho
03-03-2008, 07:45 PM
This was prompted by another post in a different thread.

I Tycho, will go first.

I still maintain I'm probably the twisted, red-headed step-child around here: immature, annoying, precocious, but might be missed if he didn't make it to the family table.

Thanks for all the love guys. It sort of lends to making me tolerable.

ADDENDUM: Why do I think at least half the mods are going to say they play the role of Tycho's babysitter?

TeeEye7
03-03-2008, 08:40 PM
Just label me the Eccentric Uncle. :thumbsup:

That's yet to be defined.....

DarthQuack
03-03-2008, 08:45 PM
I'm the brother who doesn't speak up all too much...mostly keeps to himself...but from time to time will drape Tycho's hand in warm water while he sleeps so he'll wet the bed.

Oh yea, I also have the bedroom next to the mom's room, (AKA Slicker's Mom) that has the peephole into.

2-1B
03-03-2008, 08:50 PM
I'm the creepy molestor uncle. :thumbsup:

DarthBrandon
03-03-2008, 08:51 PM
Oh yea, I also have the bedroom next to the mom's room, (AKA Slicker's Mom) that has the peephole into.

So at least I know who's watching Slicker's mom & I, during & after the action figure fest. You sick freak you.:D

Neuroleptic
03-03-2008, 08:52 PM
I am that person that everyone else wonders why in the heck they are at this reunion.

LusiferSam
03-03-2008, 09:13 PM
I'm an agitator and smart aleck. I sit quietly in the corner until provoked. Then I stir the pot and try to tick off as many people as I can.

Rocketboy
03-03-2008, 09:19 PM
I'm the guy that farts in your cereal when you go to get the milk. Then I laugh because you're eating my fart.

PloKoon_08
03-03-2008, 10:08 PM
I'm the one who everyone just knows as "that guy". The one who shows up at the reunion, and everyone knows that I actually do belong there, they just can't for the life of them remember who I am.

Kidhuman
03-03-2008, 10:25 PM
I am the guy giving kids the alcohol

Jedi_Kal-El
03-03-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm the guy who has fun no matter what.

Bel-Cam Jos
03-03-2008, 10:38 PM
I'm the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to assign homework, but then convinces her that it was supposed to be a different, more funnerer one.

Or I'm the person who does that thing, that's, you know, something interesting or unusual when that other thing happens around that place. You know, right?

El Chuxter
03-03-2008, 11:31 PM
I'm the guy who goes in the bedroom to play video games and you never see me for the entire reunion, but occasionally hear me cussing out the game.

mabudonicus
03-04-2008, 08:00 AM
I am the humourist and porn-hookup/pimp who tries to make money off of naughty pics of his girlfriend
:beard: Iso&Baws
and some would call me a bragart which is kinda true but I got a damn good reason (which some of you know "firsthand" LMAO :D)

CaptainSolo1138
03-04-2008, 08:41 AM
I'm the uncle who gets rip shi**in' drunk and tells uncomfortable jokes while the kids are still awake.

Jargo
03-04-2008, 09:18 AM
I'm afraid I couldn't possibly comment. Oh I just did. And again. And again. woo me.

I defy definition. I'm like that black cloud of smoke on Lost. who knows what the hell that is.

jedi master sal
03-04-2008, 09:25 AM
I'm the old codger of a grandpa who yells at the neighborhood kids to "Get off my lawn!"

But I love my family dearly in spite of my quirks.

Mad Slanted Powers
03-04-2008, 10:11 AM
I am the voice of reason amidst all the insanity.

UKWildcat
03-04-2008, 12:54 PM
I am The Dude

Mister Roboto
03-04-2008, 01:28 PM
I'm the guy who lives in the nosy neighbor that invited himself to the party and jumps into conversations that don't pertain to him. And when no one is looking, I sneak into the bedrooms and sniff the women's underwear.

Jargo
03-04-2008, 01:29 PM
I am the voice of reason amidst all the insanity.If you say so.

*wanders off laughing*

darthvyn
03-04-2008, 02:27 PM
i am the paperclip that tells all the hotdogs to fight the giant prehistoric sloths.

pegger
03-04-2008, 02:52 PM
I'm the guy that comes over, drinks all the beers, and then passes out on the couch - and snores.

good times...

jedi master sal
03-04-2008, 03:13 PM
I'm the guy that comes over, drinks all the beers, and then passes out on the couch - and snores.

good times...

Yeah, just next time, please don't pee on the couch in your sleep...

JON9000
03-04-2008, 03:32 PM
I'm the guy who knows what LuciferSam's sig line means and where it is from without having to look it up. Like Brainy Smurf to the Smurfs, so too am I to SSG, I suppose, only twice as obnoxious!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
03-04-2008, 06:24 PM
I'm the hot cousin for whom you have strange feelings.

Please try to fight it.

bobafrett
03-04-2008, 06:35 PM
I am the brother/uncle who comes over and goes through the fridge looking for something to eat even though you are just an hour away from having dinner made.

I am mentally undressing your wife too.

CaptainSolo1138
03-04-2008, 08:42 PM
I am mentally undressing your wife too.
That thought, coupled with the image of you grubbin' a cold chicken leg out of the fridge, letting the congealed grease fall where it may, has rendered me sterile. Well played, sir.:beard:

Kidhuman
03-04-2008, 08:45 PM
I am the guy who poops in your shower.

Mad Slanted Powers
03-04-2008, 08:45 PM
If you say so.

*wanders off laughing*
Spoken like a true insane person. Please, seek help before you hurt yourself or others.

Tycho
03-04-2008, 09:09 PM
I thought I could also be the insane cousin whom you have a new straight-jacket waiting for every time I come over. Only it's really hard to get me into one.

The newest offer though - the straight jacket with Michael Bay's picture on it and the Autobot logos - well it's really tempting to me. If you promise you won't tie it up this time so I can't reach my Mouse Droids...

bobafrett
03-06-2008, 01:14 PM
That thought, coupled with the image of you grubbin' a cold chicken leg out of the fridge, letting the congealed grease fall where it may, has rendered me sterile. Well played, sir.:beard:

You are welcome!

General_Grievous
03-06-2008, 07:21 PM
I'm the lovable neighbor kid who is greeted with the sound of applause from a live studio audience every time I make an appearance.

Kidhuman
03-06-2008, 07:30 PM
I am the kid that jacks for kids for their lunch money.

DarthQuack
03-06-2008, 07:43 PM
I'm the one receiving the book drops.

pegger
03-06-2008, 08:01 PM
Yeah, just next time, please don't pee on the couch in your sleep...

opps...

I'm moving to the floor now.

Deoxyribonucleic
03-06-2008, 08:10 PM
The mother. Impregnated with all you fools by midichlorians of course. ;)

Kidhuman
03-06-2008, 08:24 PM
The mother. Impregnated with all you fools by midichlorians of course. ;)

Wat else would it be, a turkey baster?

Deoxyribonucleic
03-06-2008, 08:27 PM
Wat else would it be, a turkey baster?

Oh yeah, there was that one time you helped me with that, I forgot...I forgot. Who came from that one? Caesar I think.

jjreason
03-06-2008, 08:43 PM
I'm the one that causes everyone to shut up and look at me when I walk in the room. That's when I feel uncomfortable and leave.... only to hear thunderous laughter when I close the door behind me. :cry::D

Jedi_Kal-El
03-06-2008, 09:17 PM
I'm the one that causes everyone to shut up and look at me when I walk in the room. That's when I feel uncomfortable and leave.... only to hear thunderous laughter when I close the door behind me. :cry::D

Maybe it's the way you walk? Or could it be that thing on your nose?

Devil King
03-06-2008, 11:17 PM
I'll be the guy everyone asks about, but never actually shows up.

Tycho
03-07-2008, 12:11 AM
That's funny, because I'm the guy who shows up that everyone wishes would leave! :D

Tonysmo
03-07-2008, 05:29 AM
Id be the one reassuring everyone I REALLY AM teh Smo :)

CaptainSolo1138
03-07-2008, 07:29 AM
Oh yeah, there was that one time you helped me with that, I forgot...I forgot. Who came from that one? Caesar I think.I thought Caesar was born from the butt?

2-1B
03-07-2008, 07:33 AM
I'm the one that causes everyone to shut up and look at me when I walk in the room. That's when I feel uncomfortable and leave.... only to hear thunderous laughter when I close the door behind me. :cry::D

So this is how liberty dies JJReason exits a room. With thunderous applause.


I thought Caesar was born from the butt?

Chi Min Dakka

jjreason
03-07-2008, 08:02 AM
Maybe it's the way you walk? Or could it be that thing on your nose?

I'm not sure. I just have to keep telling myself that a) you're all laughing with me and b) it's better to be laughed at with than be ignored.

pegger
03-07-2008, 08:22 AM
Wait - JJ was here?

Deoxyribonucleic
03-07-2008, 01:18 PM
I'm not sure. I just have to keep telling myself that a) you're all laughing with me and b) it's better to be laughed at with than be ignored.

I'm laughing with you honey, after all, you're my son and it's my duty to tell you that all your brothers and sisters are laughing with you too.

;)

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
03-07-2008, 08:42 PM
I'm the family member who left the nest, long ago.

There was a time where I lived and breathed with the clan, but now, I have moved on with my life. I live faraway and pop up only every now and then. I hug mom and dad, comment how everyone looks different, attend a party or two, reminisce about good times, only to ultimately leave, akwardly saying how I will see everyone soon, knowing all to well that I won't.







Wait a minute, scratch that, I'm the nephew Chartwell waiting for the inheritance.

jjreason
03-07-2008, 08:50 PM
I'm laughing with you honey, after all, you're my son and it's my duty to tell you that all your brothers and sisters are laughing with you too.

;)

It's very nice to be mothered every now and again. :D

Thanks for helping me through this tough time, Deary. :love:

Kidhuman
03-07-2008, 09:11 PM
I am laughing at the fat cop

jjreason
03-07-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm not the cop yet, remember? ;)

Anyhow, I went and got all gizzed up after being laughed out of the party the first time - and now I'm back, half-empty bottle in hand. I'll be the one staggering around laughing too loud and playing grab-*** with some girls who are quite disgusted with me. Might be the one who winds up getting thrown out the front door, too.... but we'll have to wait and see what happens. :D

Jedi_Kal-El
03-07-2008, 11:18 PM
I'm not the cop yet, remember? ;)

Anyhow, I went and got all gizzed up after being laughed out of the party the first time - and now I'm back, half-empty bottle in hand. I'll be the one staggering around laughing too loud and playing grab-*** with some girls who are quite disgusted with me. Might be the one who winds up getting thrown out the front door, too.... but we'll have to wait and see what happens. :D

No, stick around a while. It gets really interesting when you stagger in with the half empty bottle.:thumbsup:

Slicker
03-08-2008, 04:50 PM
I'm the life of the party that'll do just about anything for a laugh.

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
03-08-2008, 08:06 PM
I'm the life of the party that'll do just about anything for a laugh.

No Slick, you are having delusions of grandeur. You're the bastard son that we chain up in the basement and feed fish heads to.

Jedi_Kal-El
03-08-2008, 08:09 PM
When did we start feeding him more than just rice?

Slicker
03-08-2008, 10:22 PM
No Slick, you are having delusions of grandeur. You're the bastard son that we chain up in the basement and feed fish heads to.Which is what I said. It's not that I like the fish heads but you guys laugh at me so that's why I do it.



*goes to the fridge to get some delicious fish heads*

Jedi_Kal-El
03-08-2008, 10:26 PM
Fish heads, fish heads. Rolley polley fish heads. Eat em up yum!