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Jedi_Kal-El
03-12-2008, 08:28 PM
...on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?

jedi master sal
03-12-2008, 11:00 PM
...on a deserted island, and could only have 5 things to help you survive, what would you want to have with you?

Never ending clean source of water
Never ending fire in an unextinguisable firepit
Never ending food
Shelter
A hot babe! (Non-whining and non-b!tchy)

Exhaust Port
03-12-2008, 11:32 PM
A big boat
Gas for the big boat
Food for the big boat
GPS
Satellite radio.

View of me waving goodbye to the deserted island....Priceless.

2-1B
03-13-2008, 12:15 AM
Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?

Jim: I guess.

Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.

Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.

Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…

Jim: Nice. Smart.

Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

JediTricks
03-13-2008, 12:30 AM
"Slicker's mom"



"Slicker's mom" repellent.

Slicker
03-13-2008, 04:06 AM
burrrrnnn. u got her good@!!


I'd bring:

A helper monkey
A tuxedo for the helper monkey
Roller skates for said helper monkey in a tuxedo
A top hate for the roller skating tuxedo wearing helper monkey
A bottle of water

Jargo
03-13-2008, 09:48 AM
Top hate? What, like non tipping diners? Someone elses pee on the toilet seat? A CD of some chick whining about menstruation?

I would take a tent. A polar sleeping bag. A tazer gun. a Swiss army knife. And a certain someone..........

UKWildcat
03-13-2008, 11:00 AM
Dwight: Question, is there firewood on the island?

Jim: I guess.

Dwight: Then I would bring an axe, no books.

Jim: It has to be a book Dwight.

Dwight: Fine. Physician’s Desk Reference…

Jim: Nice. Smart.

Dwight: …hollowed out. Inside: Waterproof matches, iodine tables, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

Awesome! Immediately what I thought of when I read this thread. :thumbsup:

LusiferSam
03-13-2008, 11:26 AM
A good knife: A knife is a very useful tool and hard to replace with anything else.
Something to collect water in: You can live long without water. If you can find a source of water, having something to collect it in is important.
A flint sparker: They take more practice than a match or lighter, but flint sparkers work under a wider range of conditions and don't run out.
Some rope or cord: Rope, like a knife with just too useful and hard to replace.
Oh, I'll say an ax: Not knowing what type of island this is, I'll get an ax a long.

mtriv73
03-13-2008, 11:44 AM
A big spoon


Edit: Oh I thought you said a desserted Island.

In that case:

Machete
Lots of twine
Flint
Canteen
Satellite phone to call someone to pick my deserted self up and bring me some dessert.

Rocketboy
03-13-2008, 12:02 PM
Water
A Llama
A Nine iron
Cool Whip
Natalie Portman

CaptainSolo1138
03-13-2008, 01:40 PM
Moneyball by Michael Lewis
Anne Hathaway
3x Cruisemissle Trooper

mtriv73
03-13-2008, 02:12 PM
Water
A Llama
A Nine iron
Cool Whip
Natalie Portman

I don't know what you're going to do with a llama, a nine iron, and Natalie Portman but I think it would make a heck of a story to tell the grandkids.

Jedi_Kal-El
03-13-2008, 04:27 PM
I don't know what you're going to do with a llama, a nine iron, and Natalie Portman but I think it would make a heck of a story to tell the grandkids.

Well, I have a pretty good idea what he might do with the Cool Whip and Natalie Portman. I know it's what I'd do. :lipsrsealed:

CaptainSolo1138
03-13-2008, 04:45 PM
I know it's what I'd do.
Me, too. I love ice cream sundaes.

JediTricks
03-13-2008, 11:28 PM
Well, I have a pretty good idea what he might do with the Cool Whip and Natalie Portman. I know it's what I'd do. :lipsrsealed:
"This can mean only one thing: Cannibalism!" - Sio Bibble

Rocketboy
03-13-2008, 11:38 PM
I don't know what you're going to do with a llama, a nine iron, and Natalie Portman but I think it would make a heck of a story to tell the grandkids.I'd tell you, but I'd be banned for life.

Tonysmo
03-14-2008, 05:35 AM
Laptop with satellite connection to make infrequent posts on random forums

Dog with laser beam on its back.

secret decoder ring from a lucky charms box.

Seeds of a certain illegal plant.

A bucket

Jargo
03-14-2008, 09:58 AM
Natalie 'Nat' Hershlag. No wonder she changed it to Portman.

Jedi_Kal-El
03-14-2008, 10:26 AM
Natalie 'Nat' Hershlag. No wonder she changed it to Portman.

Actually MDP, Portman was her grandmother's maiden name from what I remember reading. But yeah, I change mine too.

2-1B
03-14-2008, 11:32 PM
Moneyball by Michael Lewis
Anne Hathaway
3x Cruisemissle Trooper

Why only 3 ??? :thumbsup:

Jargo
03-14-2008, 11:38 PM
Cool Hwhip.

CaptainSolo1138
03-14-2008, 11:48 PM
Why only 3 ??? :thumbsup:I'll consider 4, but I ain't going without the humpin'.

Cool Hwhip.Hwhat are you talking about? That's not the hway it is pronounced?

2-1B
03-15-2008, 12:10 AM
Hwenever humpback hwales hwere having happy hour, heavy handed hwores harassed hwo ???

bobafrett
03-16-2008, 05:24 PM
Indoor Plumbing I hate going number two in the bushes

Lifetime supply of Diet Pepsi to handle my thirst

Porno Magazine Don't ask, cause I won't tell

Computer with internet service So I could boast about how I was stranded on an island

Digital camera So I could take pictures of me to post on SSG while I waste away from only having Diet Pepsi and no food

TeeEye7
03-16-2008, 05:31 PM
No food, no #2, no need for plumbing! :D

Jargo
03-16-2008, 08:24 PM
who says there's no food? J K-E only said deserted island not desert island. could be a lush verdant plentiful garden of eden. vegetarian diet. or fruitarian. survivable if it is't completely healthy. provided there wasn't only coconuts to eat coz i hate coconut. it's like chewing wet packing peanuts.

which hemisphere is this island in? which ocean? which country is it nearest?

Old Fossil
03-16-2008, 08:46 PM
Saltwater fishing rod/reel/twine (counts as 1 item together:D)

Swiss Army knife

Machete

Binoculars

Jumbo cast iron cooking pot

bobafrett
03-17-2008, 06:00 PM
No food, no #2, no need for plumbing! :D

Ah yes. Good thing I'm not stranded on an island then. I could always uses the toilet for a chair while posting on the internet.