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El Chuxter
03-17-2008, 01:25 AM
I found this in a kids' book that the doctor gave us for free. It's kinda a carpy book aside from this page, so I see why someone donated a huge amount to local doctors to give away. (I think Scholastic couldn't sell any copies and gave away the entire print run.)

The best thing is the text that goes with it, in both English and Spanish:
"Well? How's that poo-poo coming along?"

Funny enough in and of itself, but the Spanish is:
"Que? Llega o no llega esta caca?"
And it translates as (and I'm not making this up):
"This s**t comes or does not come?"

TeeEye7
03-17-2008, 02:46 AM
Well.....actually......s**t is a bit strong on the translation. "Poop" is more the course. Used by Hispanic parents to their children all over the world. Even carp is a little strong. I know you're familiar with the "M" word, Chux. That is the appropriate translation for s**t. The rest of the translation is pretty good, though. :yes:

I can't help it, Chux......it's the teacher side of me!

El Chuxter
03-17-2008, 04:05 AM
Hmmmm.... I thought it sounded kinda funny, and plugged it into a (usually reliable) online translator to verify (my Spanish is rather rusty). It came back with the s-bomb, which I found pretty unusual. (Usually it would say "dung" or "feces," so I thought this must be a naughty word indeed.

TeeEye7
03-17-2008, 12:59 PM
I'm surprised the online translator didn't come up with the word "growler", given the illustration. ;)

bigbarada
03-17-2008, 02:34 PM
Can we contribute our own funny pictures?:D

El Chuxter
03-17-2008, 02:44 PM
Can we contribute our own funny pictures?:D

That was my original intention. If it's just a monster taking a dump, this thread is going to die pretty fast, like that Deuce in Hell thread I need to go bump now.

TeeEye7
03-17-2008, 03:10 PM
Good picture, BigB.

I could get scholarly here and say prophetic, too!

bigbarada
03-17-2008, 03:53 PM
That was my original intention. If it's just a monster taking a dump, this thread is going to die pretty fast, like that Deuce in Hell thread I need to go bump now.

Cool, that's what I was hoping.

Kidhuman
03-17-2008, 08:18 PM
Here is one I got off of my page at work from sports pics:

Mad Slanted Powers
03-17-2008, 08:27 PM
The best thing is the text that goes with it, in both English and Spanish:
"Well? How's that poo-poo coming along?"

Funny enough in and of itself, but the Spanish is:
"Que? Llega o no llega esta caca?"
And it translates as (and I'm not making this up):
"This s**t comes or does not come?"
The Dashboard widget on my Mac translated it as "That? It arrives or it does not arrive this poop?"


Can we contribute our own funny pictures?:DIs that soldier breakdancing?

Jedi_Kal-El
03-17-2008, 08:33 PM
Here's one.

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Deoxyribonucleic
03-17-2008, 08:38 PM
This is from the photo booth at the bowling alley. We get crazy after 4 hours of bowling and winning money. The picture includes, from left to right, Deoxyribonucleic, Bumcake and Killerpromqueen :yes:

TeeEye7
03-17-2008, 08:55 PM
Here's one.

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Hey, Kal! Where'd you get my picture!?

Jedi_Kal-El
03-17-2008, 08:58 PM
Hey, Kal! Where'd you get my picture!?

Do I sense a new avatar coming soon TI?lol

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
03-17-2008, 09:01 PM
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El Chuxter
03-17-2008, 11:14 PM
I thought that caption was supposed to go with a picture of a gorilla high-fiving a shark in front of a massive explosion...?

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
03-18-2008, 12:11 AM
I thought that caption was supposed to go with a picture of a gorilla high-fiving a shark in front of a massive explosion...?

It (should) also go with this one.

TeeEye7
03-20-2008, 03:11 AM
How about a picture of my butt? Some people think it's funny.

This is me working a double shooting night before last. This is a still photo from video taken by one of the local TV stations night before last. It was posted on their website.

Grissom, eat your heart out! :p

The media ALWAYS photos us at our best!

dr_evazan22
03-20-2008, 09:41 AM
Maybe its just me LBC, but it looks a little like that guy is having some relations with that shark.

TeeEye7
04-16-2008, 11:28 PM
Your caption here......

Mad Slanted Powers
04-16-2008, 11:45 PM
Whatchoo been eatin'? You might want to see a doctor about that.

El Chuxter
04-17-2008, 12:50 AM
That's why we've not heard from Slick in a while, eh?

TeeEye7
04-17-2008, 03:04 AM
Post your caption here.....

jedi master sal
04-17-2008, 09:20 AM
Wow, I remember Navy food being bad, but that bad?

To the B-ball pic... "Seeth hereth an ancestor of Michael Jordan, who doth shooteth the ball into yon hoop."

Mad Slanted Powers
04-17-2008, 10:02 AM
That shot looks like its gonna be a brick to me.

bigbarada
04-17-2008, 10:34 AM
No caption necessary.:D

TeeEye7
04-18-2008, 02:51 AM
What thoughts are running through this man's mind.......?

jedi master sal
04-18-2008, 10:21 AM
What thoughts are running through this man's mind.......?

Oh Sh..!

At least that's what would be going through my mind...

LTBasker
04-18-2008, 01:50 PM
What thoughts are running through this man's mind.......?

I dunno what's going through his, but wow, Jesus really could walk on water! Or run, in this case. :D

Jedi_Kal-El
04-18-2008, 11:01 PM
Oh Sh..!

At least that's what would be going through my mind...

Oh F would be going though my mind. The Sh.. part would be coming from somewhere else.:D

El Chuxter
04-19-2008, 01:20 PM
"Wait a sec! I had to poop a minute ago! Why not anymore? And why is my leg warm?"

bigbarada
04-20-2008, 03:27 PM
Here's another one that doesn't really need a caption.:razz:

El Chuxter
04-20-2008, 03:55 PM
Egg roll!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

bigbarada
04-20-2008, 04:19 PM
Here're a few more...

Jedi_Kal-El
04-20-2008, 04:28 PM
Here's another one that doesn't really need a caption.:razz:

An eggroll is all it takes, eh?


Here're a few more...

The one of the baby has Mr Bean's face. The billboard is the best though. Too funny.lol

sergiurusu
04-21-2008, 01:48 AM
one with Star Wars one regular :D

bobafrett
04-21-2008, 05:55 PM
one with Star Wars one regular :D

Both very good! I got a good laugh, Thank You!

Jedi_Kal-El
04-21-2008, 09:11 PM
Everyone should have a weather forecasting stone.:thumbsup:

sergiurusu
04-22-2008, 03:06 AM
Talking about funny pics I have tons - for example I have about 800 with Star Wars:thumbsup:

sergiurusu
04-23-2008, 03:36 AM
Boba Fett......

TeeEye7
04-24-2008, 07:00 AM
A Cantina patron, perhaps.....?

Mad Slanted Powers
04-24-2008, 10:27 AM
Gives a new meaning to "from head to toe."

sergiurusu
04-25-2008, 12:56 AM
1. Windows error in Star Trek LOL:

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/6/11/3/f_datacomputem_95b2d3a.gif

2. weird mouse pad:

Jedi_Kal-El
04-25-2008, 11:41 AM
1. Windows error in Star Trek LOL:

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/6/11/3/f_datacomputem_95b2d3a.gif

2. weird mouse pad:


1. Good one! Perfect WTF moment for Data.:D

2. Because realism is key!:thumbsup: Seriously doubt I'd buy one though.

Mad Slanted Powers
04-25-2008, 12:23 PM
I'm hoping one of those bumps on the mouse pad is the mouse and that you can move it around and press its buttons.

Jedi_Kal-El
04-25-2008, 01:14 PM
I'm hoping one of those bumps on the mouse pad is the mouse and that you can move it around and press its buttons.


Hmmm. That might be worth picking up, but it doesn't look like they move at all.

CaptainSolo1138
04-25-2008, 01:31 PM
I bet the boobie mouse pad is comfy. I have a hunch Mrs. Solo wouldn't find as much humor in it, though.

dr_evazan22
04-25-2008, 02:25 PM
A Cantina patron, perhaps.....?

That's Yaereal Poof's (spelling?) kid sister. They call her no neck (in her race).

mtriv73
04-25-2008, 04:24 PM
Anakin speaks to a cat...

sergiurusu
04-26-2008, 05:10 AM
Hmmm, the Clonetrooper cow I personally saw in a city in Romania

CaptainSolo1138
04-26-2008, 08:19 AM
Hmmm, the Clonetrooper cow I personally saw in a city in Romania
Ehhh. Its just OK. It doesn't look like the ankles are articulated, nor does he appear to have the correct blaster. I think I'll pass on this one.


:p

Jedi_Kal-El
04-26-2008, 08:41 AM
Ehhh. Its just OK. It doesn't look like the ankles are articulated, nor does he appear to have the correct blaster. I think I'll pass on this one.


:p


Yeah, kinda looks like a step backwards in IMO.lol

Rebo's_Guitarist
04-26-2008, 08:50 AM
Saw this one campin'

Mad Slanted Powers
04-26-2008, 12:17 PM
Took me a while to figure that one out, but then I finally noticed the "or die".

sergiurusu
04-27-2008, 02:11 AM
Niktom's really funny stuff :D

TeeEye7
06-13-2008, 11:33 AM
Yeah, baby! :whip:

This pretty much summed up our relationship with one of our neighbors when we first moved in. They thought they owned the block. I got news for ya..........!

We've since come to an understanding. :D

TeeEye7
06-16-2008, 02:25 PM
I'm a WWII buff and came across this today while reading on the subject on one of my favorite fighters.

Some pod racer. Not sure if it's the fastest ever, however.

mabudonicus
06-16-2008, 02:35 PM
Duhhh it took me all of a few minutes to "get" that- I was just thinking "it's just a pic of a P-38".... also one of my fave designs btw, I have a partially finished kit of one in 1/48 (partuially finished cos it's been stored remotely for like 20 years)
:beard: Iso&Baws
Oyes

TeeEye7
06-21-2008, 10:50 AM
Inspired to reach new heights!

Mad Slanted Powers
06-21-2008, 11:06 AM
That's a definite "Oh #%@!" moment,

sergiurusu
06-22-2008, 02:48 AM
some pics for today

TeeEye7
06-26-2008, 10:36 PM
Say "cheese"!

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
07-02-2008, 11:48 PM
Star Wars related lolcats

sergiurusu
07-03-2008, 02:13 AM
hmmmmmm...

TeeEye7
07-08-2008, 04:41 AM
Did you look for work today?

Lord Malakite
07-09-2008, 07:40 AM
Ever wonder what it would be like if Star Wars ever crossed over with Power Rangers? George Lucas apparently has. :D

TeeEye7
07-21-2008, 03:33 PM
I don't collect the cards but.....

Mad Slanted Powers
07-21-2008, 08:08 PM
I would think that card would be banned from tournament play.

sergiurusu
08-12-2008, 10:31 AM
http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/8/12/f_georgiam_6ed7469.jpg

TeeEye7
08-12-2008, 10:38 AM
http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/3/8/12/f_georgiam_6ed7469.jpg

Yep. You sure can tell President Bush's No Child Left Behind program is working just fine! :rolleyes:

Can I get an "Amen!" from all the teachers on SSG, please?

CaptainSolo1138
08-12-2008, 12:03 PM
Amen.

That is an absolute shame. Remember when kids would go to their parents with questions like that and not the random confines of the intrawebz? Jesus, save yourself the global embarrassment and ask a friend at least. Worst case scenario is that you're laughed out of school.

DarthQuack
08-12-2008, 12:16 PM
Redneck Ice Cream Truck

El Chuxter
08-12-2008, 12:32 PM
At least I knew I was joking when I commented on the Russians sending in Sherman.

scruffziller
09-30-2008, 10:44 AM
This is the most bizarre collection of photographs I have ever seen. If anyone can identify some of the more dubious items, that would be cool. Like what the heck is that container in the fridge!!!

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3DArthas%2 6fr%3Dchr-divx%26xargs%3D0%26pstart%3D1%26b%3D22%26ni%3D21&w=1280&h=1024&imgurl=ml.blastnet.ee%2Fkrapp%2Fillidan_vs_arthas_ 4.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fml.blastnet.ee%2Fkrapp&size=73.4kB&name=illidan_vs_arthas_4.jpg&p=Arthas&type=JPG&oid=050d146ceb88d1a4&no=32&tt=6,376&sigr=10r37vuid&sigi=11coralbh&sigb=13e4k7cpf

mabudonicus
09-30-2008, 12:31 PM
thing in the fridge could be a beer keg or something to do with beer maybe?? I've seen similar things but am by far an expert on that type of thing ( pressurized cylinders I mean, I know quite a bit about beer)

:beard: Iso&Baws

Oyes quite a bit

Blue2th
09-30-2008, 12:49 PM
Looked like a radiator from a 98 Ford Escort. An air-pump like you use to inflate an air-bed.
These guys look like eastern block dudes, and computer geek hackers.

TeeEye7
10-06-2008, 03:49 AM
Time to get into the spirit of Halloween with a little trick or treat:

sergiurusu
10-07-2008, 04:22 AM
some funny pics

Mad Slanted Powers
10-07-2008, 10:04 AM
I would title that middle one, "Sylvester and Tweety: The Early Years."

Mr. JabbaJohnL
10-07-2008, 03:53 PM
And I would title the one on the right "Uh-whaaaaaaaaaa.........." :eek:

TeeEye7
10-08-2008, 12:20 PM
"Uh-whaaaaaaaaaa.........." :eek:

The universal phrase for "I'd like to investigate causes of global warming" :whip:.

TeeEye7
10-22-2008, 11:40 AM
Remember:
Halloween is on a Friday this year. Don't over do!

:laugh:

sergiurusu
10-23-2008, 03:56 AM
Happy Halloween :pleased: