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El Chuxter
04-05-2008, 10:21 PM
Don't like the EU? Make up your own!

List your "facts" here. You don't have to honor any previously established EU (though you can incorporate characters from existing works if you want).

1) Ackmena was the first Cruisemissile Trooper.

04-05-2008, 10:26 PM
2. Princess Leia likes girls. We are dating, living in a luxurious condo on Coruscant.

04-05-2008, 11:56 PM
3. Everything that happens after Return of the Jedi was a dream.

04-06-2008, 07:05 AM
4. Not only was Boba Fett Dengars best man but Aurra Sing was the Maid of Honor!!!

04-06-2008, 10:06 AM
5. 2-1B: Jedi Master

Mad Slanted Powers
04-06-2008, 01:24 PM
Nothing I can come up with will be as good as the Weequay using a magic 8-ball as an oracle.

04-06-2008, 02:51 PM
7. (What a cool number! ;)) Jira as an undetected Sith Lord.

04-06-2008, 03:03 PM
8. A few years after ROTJ, Leia reveals to Han that she was actually just using him to get to Chewie. Up until then, Han had just assumed that all their children were born with hypertrichosis.

04-06-2008, 05:47 PM
9) rejected title for "mind harp of Sharu"- "Lando's biggest boner"
:beard: Iso&Baws
could have been true

04-06-2008, 07:24 PM
Uh, excuse me, can you say "Darth Maude (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=23418)"?

Mr. JabbaJohnL
04-06-2008, 07:30 PM
Contrary to popular belief, General Grievous was not once known as Qymaen jai Sheelal but rather Billy Ray Cyrus.

04-06-2008, 08:09 PM
5. 2-1B: Jedi Master

Um, how is that EU ? I'm pretty sure it's canon. Please follow the rules, Rocketboy. :thumbsup:

Contrary to popular belief, General Grievous was not once known as Qymaen jai Sheelal but rather Billy Ray Cyrus.

Don't you mean Harry Potter ? ;)


04-06-2008, 09:32 PM
11. Ben Kenobi was once the love puppet of Aunt Beru. who would sneak up to the room they 'never' used where she secretly kept Ben hidden and fed him blue milk, cookies and afternoon delight while Owen was tending to vaporators.
when luke became big enough to have his own room owen had wanted to clear out the room they 'never' used. So beru knowing of a farmer who had just died in a vicious rogue Bantha attack, directed Ben to the small house recently vacated that he inhabited from then on.

The real reason Owen and Beru ended their lives as charred corpses is that the truth about the affair came out after luke started talking about becoming a recruit at the academy. An argument regarding Anakin lead to talk about Ben. Talk about Ben lead to certain pennies dropping in owen's mind. He confronted Beru and asked her outright if there had ever been anything betwen herself and Ben. Beru's blushing face said it all. Owen couldn't take it and went crazy. He doused Beru and himself in generator fuel and set them both alight.

The only witness was a perimeter glow droid and it only spoke binary which Luke had been too lazy to grasp properly. Luke never discovered the truth. And Ben convinced himdself he'd done no wrong. From a certain point of view...

04-06-2008, 10:25 PM
12. Lobot wore the headpiece to block out the sounds of Lando's sweet, sweet love makin' (they shared bunk beds).

04-06-2008, 10:51 PM
Darth Mouse came about at the end of ROTJ. When Darth Vader redeems himself by pitching the Emperor into the Death Star's reactor core, Palpatine's body explodes.

Some of his many midi-chlorians that were then blown all over the Endor System were absorbed by a mild-mannered Mouse Droid that was just minding his own business, running errands for Imperial officers in the Death Star halls.

Darth Mouse absorbed Palpatine's midi-chlorians by osmosis and then interfaced with one of the deposed Sith Lord's holocrons that he came into proximity with while floating in the wreckage of the 2nd Death Star after the conclusion of the Battle of Endor.

Downloading the knowledge of the Dark Side to use himself, Darth Mouse became the self-taught Dark Lord of the Snot.

There is no more dangerously potent smell in the universe!

Soon after, he adopted his Sith markings that you all know and love him by.