View Full Version : Really Funny Fart-Noise Practical Joke

04-06-2008, 11:44 PM
OK, we have resident "business centers" in my complex - computer labs with printers and fax machines, copiers, what not, that our residents can use for free. (You supply your own paper).

The computers have little sattelite speaker systems. They are in cubicals, close enough to each other.

For a moment, I was down there in the lab by myself. I'd decided to check the message boards and such down there in the lab, as it would be more social than hiding online by myself in my apartment.

Then the idea struck me!

I used the proximity of the different computer terminals to reconnect the speaker system of the computer next to the one I was using, to my own machine - while the lab was still empty.

About an hour later, other residents started coming in and getting on the other terminals. The lab is generally quiet, like a library

THEN I GOOGLED-farting machines!

These are my personal favorites for disgusting sounds! (http://www.prankplace.com/p_disgustingsounds.htm)

About every 10 minutes or so, I pushed a button and everyone else in the lab would suddenly look at the poor girl sitting next to me.

I wore a hoody so I was able to hide my bright red face, really huge grin :D , and the tears of laughter that were leaking out of my eyes.

The girl was so embarassed! Haha.

Then when I accidentally hit one of the toilet noises on one of the other gross sound makers, people got wise to the fact it was definitely fake, as there were no toilets in the computer lab for the diarhea backsplash effect.

The girl looked under her desk and saw the speaker wire trailing away from her terminal to my machine, and we had a good laugh over the whole thing.

You gotta admit, that was a fun gag! :laugh:

El Chuxter
04-07-2008, 01:02 AM
That is the funniest thing I have ever read in the last hour. lol