View Full Version : So I have a ticket to......

07-09-2008, 06:52 PM
the final game at Yankee Stadium. If they Yankees don't make the playoffs which in the small back of my mind I wouldn't mind seeing....only if I go through with going to the game and not selling the ticket off....what should I try to take with me? Should I try to get a wrench in and take my seat with me? Try to get some dirt from the field? I definitely want to take something me when they close it down....thoughts?

07-09-2008, 07:00 PM
They'll jack you up big time if you try to take something like the seat, I'm afraid to say. Some dirt or grass might be possible, but I really think you'd be running the risk of getting done by the cops - they'll have 10,000 strong waiting there to crack heads.

It IS the Bronx, after all..... :D

07-09-2008, 07:13 PM
Take a gas can and a book of matches. By burning the place to the ground, you would save them tons of cash that can be put towards overtime the next time someone buries something in a new stadium.

07-09-2008, 09:53 PM
Wow thats VERY cool Xir. Forget a chair way to obvious...... I say go for one of the monuments in centerfield.

07-10-2008, 02:24 AM
Xir?......my name is DQ :lipsrsealed:

07-10-2008, 06:45 AM
I know..... not sure why I said that but I did.

07-10-2008, 07:29 AM
Just in case you do decide to make off with something, here is a list of the soundest investments you could make. (http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3479929)

Bel-Cam Jos
07-10-2008, 12:53 PM
I know that JediTricks should be the one to post this, but you are The 'Xir... :handwave: :rolleyes:

I'd go. Hey, you'd get to see the Orioles play (wonder if Jeffrey Maier [sp?] will get a free seat in right field?)!

jedi master sal
07-10-2008, 01:24 PM
Toilet handle to represent the Yankees season. (Or them in general...heh heh.)

Mr. JabbaJohnL
07-10-2008, 04:34 PM
I've got two tickets to paradise.

Well, one. Some guy named Eddie is going with me since he had the tickets in the first place. He's kind of weird.

El Chuxter
07-10-2008, 04:49 PM
I thought you were going to say you had a ticket to ride, and you don't care.

Bel-Cam Jos
07-10-2008, 06:30 PM
No, he drove over 55, with one foot on the brake and one on the gas, but because there was too much traffic, he couldn't pass. Then a mean judge hanged a vintage Han Solo figure. DQ's face was posted "Wanted: Dead or Alive," they took his license (and all that jive). I said "oh, yeah."

07-12-2008, 11:27 AM
Take A-Rod's wife with you.

07-22-2008, 10:26 AM
Smuggle me into the game.

07-22-2008, 12:43 PM
Smuggle me into the game.

Don't worry, I'm bring you back a toilet seat.

07-22-2008, 03:51 PM
If anyone needs to double up on toilet seats, it's KH. I hear he burnt out the one he was using in the shower anyhow.