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Tycho
10-31-2008, 12:13 AM
Today I think it is important for everyone to learn what a platypus is.

From wikipedia.org:

The Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. Together with the four species of echidna, it is one of the five extant species of monotremes, the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth to live young. It is the sole living representative of its family (Ornithorhynchidae) and genus (Ornithorhynchus), though a number of related species have been found in the fossil record.

Hmmm. Some of us here were hatched....

The bizarre appearance of this egg-laying, venomous, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammal baffled European naturalists when they first encountered it, with some considering it an elaborate fraud. It is one of the few venomous mammals; OK - some of us are definitely related...the male Platypus has a spur on the hind foot that delivers a venom capable of causing severe pain to humans. The unique features of the Platypus make it an important subject in the study of evolutionary biology and a recognisable and iconic symbol of Australia; it has appeared as a mascot at national events and is featured on the reverse of the Australian 20 cent coin.

Until the early 20th century it was hunted for its fur, but it is now protected throughout its range. Although captive breeding programs have had only limited success and the Platypus is vulnerable to the effects of pollution, it is not under any immediate threat.

The body and the broad, flat tail of the Platypus are covered with dense brown fur that traps a layer of insulating air to keep the animal warm. The Platypus uses its tail for storage of fat reserves (an adaptation also found in animals such as the Tasmanian Devil and fat-tailed sheep). Oh - I like sheep It has webbed feet and a large, rubbery snout; these are features that appear closer to those of a duck than to those of any known mammal. The webbing is more significant on the front feet and is folded back when walking on land. Unlike a bird's beak (in which the upper and lower parts separate to reveal the mouth), the snout of the Platypus is a sensory organ with the mouth on the underside. The nostrils are located on the dorsal surface of the snout, while the eyes and ears are located in a groove set just back from it; this groove is closed when swimming. Platypuses have been heard to emit a low growl when disturbed and a range of other vocalisations have been reported in captive specimens. They also post on Star Wars message boards.

The platypus is a swimmer and is known to make beaver dives.

The platypost is a forum post that is made just for whatever darn reason and has little or no relevance whatsoever, but the strange, narcissistic author of said post has taken on a sudden interest in platypuses and wants to see who else he holds this interest in common with.

LTBasker
10-31-2008, 12:40 AM
It's a truly interesting creature, I theorize that it is the qiute possibly the stupidest animal that exists. Not stupid in general, mind you - as like I said, it's interesting. Rather, stupid in the sense that it doesn't know what the heck it is, and whatever thing it was that formed it over the ages had no clue as to what to do with it. In the next few decades, I believe the Platypus will become the second dominant species of the planet; right behind asian females, but ahead of the rest of us humanoid mortals. Of course, it will then replace the notorious Kitty and we will be forced into slavery by the empire known as Hello Platypus. I for one welcome our Hello Platypus overlords.

I never knew they were venomous though...very intriguing...

pbarnard
10-31-2008, 07:54 AM
They're interesting now for me because of articles coming out of another fossil discovery from Northern Canada. They seem to have found a species that existed that was quite possibly one of the several possibley hypothesized animals that were part fish and part tetrapod. The skull was the bone most recently isolated and had a more tetrapod as opposed to fish structure. I'm interested as a neuroscientist in the aspects of the skull in terms of neurodevelopment, even though I tend to study smaller cellular signaling mechanisms. Always interesting to listen to how the brain got there.

Platypi are intersting in general because of their uniqueness which is common throughout all of Australia (more marsupials than generally are found elsewhere per mamalian species). It is definitely one of the easier demonstrations on evolution in isolation and what happens when there are very few large land predators.

bigbarada
10-31-2008, 08:22 AM
When I was in high school, comic books like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Fish Police were the rage, so I came up with my own anthropomorphized animal/human character and it was.... you guessed it.... a platypus.

His name was Rommel Platt and he was some kind of private investigator/secret agent or something. The actual story for him was all over the place.

I haven't thought about that character in years, probably not since 1988 or 89. I even remember doing a report on the platypus in my 10th grade biology class.

JEDIpartner
10-31-2008, 03:46 PM
Platypus - (n) Marsupial, native to Australia and Tasmania. Scientific name - wanafakapada messimus.

mtriv73
10-31-2008, 03:55 PM
Coming next week, in Tycho's Wild Forums a profile of nature's most unfortunate and amusing animal, the fainting Goat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat).

pbarnard
10-31-2008, 05:02 PM
Coming next week, in Tycho's Wild Forums a profile of nature's most unfortunate and amusing animal, the fainting Goat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat).

I was thinking bonobos aka pygmy chimps. Polygamous, do it in trees, on the ground etc, mutually gratify each other and matriachal.

TeeEye7
11-03-2008, 11:21 AM
I wonder if Tycho's platypus dreams look like this:
;)

El Chuxter
11-03-2008, 11:27 AM
What the...?

Tycho
11-03-2008, 12:46 PM
LOL! Where did you find that picture?!

JEDIpartner
11-03-2008, 01:34 PM
Kylie Minogue had an instrumental mix of the song "Got to Be Certain" on the b-side of the vocal mix of that song. It was called the "Out for a Duck, Bill, Platter Plus Dub Mix". :p

TeeEye7
11-03-2008, 01:44 PM
LOL! Where did you find that picture?!

Just a Google search here:

http://www.platypus.org.uk/

Click on "Objects"