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bigbarada
01-27-2009, 09:46 PM
Arizona and Pittsburg.

Cool, thanks! Go Steelers! :thumbsup:

I'm actually more excited for the Georges St-Pierre/BJ Penn rematch on Saturday.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 09:55 PM
Random QLD cameo.

Ha, now that's good! t would have been better had the contest ended with QLD and his one post in this thread, I would guess, been picked "Winner"!

QLD
01-27-2009, 09:58 PM
Yeah, I was really hoping that my obscure post might win me a date with Steve.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 10:00 PM
Quit trying to win you random poster you!

QLD
01-27-2009, 10:02 PM
What did I win?

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 10:03 PM
Nothing, I beat you to the draw..................ing! I win!

"Tell him what he won Steve!"

sith_killer_99
01-27-2009, 10:09 PM
What did I win?

You win a quite long....d'oh!:twisted:

NEVER MIND.

QLD
01-27-2009, 10:17 PM
Can't say it!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 10:18 PM
QLD . . . now, that's not a name I've heard in a long time. A long time.

QLD
01-27-2009, 10:21 PM
Would you say it's been a QUITE LONG time?

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 10:29 PM
would you say it's been a quite long time?
Doooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sith_killer_99
01-27-2009, 10:46 PM
Wow, that word is really long.....:yes:

QLD
01-27-2009, 10:51 PM
I can't remember the kid who complained about my name that made me change it. However, at the time, I remember he was posting about it being offensive, and I wrote this really long deranged story about how my username was derived from my time in a bell tower or something. Good times.

sith_killer_99
01-27-2009, 10:54 PM
Hehehe...how long ago was that? Seems like only yesterday.

QLD
01-27-2009, 11:02 PM
Honestly, that was probably around 2000 or 2001.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:07 PM
night all...

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 11:21 PM
I can't remember the kid who complained about my name that made me change it. However, at the time, I remember he was posting about it being offensive, and I wrote this really long deranged story about how my username was derived from my time in a bell tower or something. Good times.
I remember that. That was hilarious.

Slicker
01-28-2009, 03:39 AM
A QLD sighting always means good things.

DarthQuack
01-28-2009, 04:29 AM
The drive into work this morning wasn't too bad....it's the drive home that will be.

Kidhuman
01-28-2009, 05:02 AM
I can't remember the kid who complained about my name that made me change it. However, at the time, I remember he was posting about it being offensive, and I wrote this really long deranged story about how my username was derived from my time in a bell tower or something. Good times.

that was great, I remember that. Wasnt it like Keith something???? I wish Caesar would dig it up or is that thread gone?


Honestly, that was probably around 2000 or 2001.

It was actually after I signed up, so maybe 03-04.

Slicker
01-28-2009, 05:04 AM
I haven't driven a car in almost two years. :thumbsup:

bobafrett
01-28-2009, 05:41 AM
I haven't driven a car in almost two years. :thumbsup:

Your on a boat, no need to drive a car out there.

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 07:35 AM
do they let you drive the boat?

obi-dad
01-28-2009, 07:40 AM
I almost didn't make it in today. Once I got out of my apartment complex there were no issues, but I was in 1st gear and going about 1-2 miles/hour up the hill, if that much. In fact, someone walked past me at one point.

Slicker
01-28-2009, 07:41 AM
do they let you drive the boat?No but I can do training where I could be able to. :thumbsup: Now THAT'S a scary thought!

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 07:46 AM
i'm picturing something along the lines of the end of Speed II with Slick at the helm.

Slicker
01-28-2009, 08:36 AM
Well, seeing as I'm not a box office bomb I think I'll do better.

obi-dad
01-28-2009, 09:26 AM
3 hours into work... and I still got nothing (not that it has kept me from posting before)

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 09:45 AM
I just realized I've been here for 3 hours...and I probably have another 11 to go still.

QLD
01-28-2009, 09:53 AM
that was great, I remember that. Wasnt it like Keith something???? I wish Caesar would dig it up or is that thread gone?



It was actually after I signed up, so maybe 03-04.


It could be. It's hard to remember for sure. Is Caesar still around? I miss that guy.

mtriv73
01-28-2009, 09:56 AM
No but I can do training where I could be able to. :thumbsup: Now THAT'S a scary thought!

Do you have to be able to parallel park it at the naval base to get your license?

obi-dad
01-28-2009, 10:50 AM
today is sssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo ooooooowwwwwww. I can't take it...it's putting me to sleep... think it's time to go home early and nap. I have 50 half-vacation days and have already put in 4 hours, so it would be a good day to go home and sleep.

JetsAndHeels
01-28-2009, 11:02 AM
What up folks...I haven't posted in here in a while. Just thought I would give you all a shout out.

mtriv73
01-28-2009, 11:15 AM
today is sssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo ooooooowwwwwww. I can't take it...it's putting me to sleep... think it's time to go home early and nap. I have 50 half-vacation days and have already put in 4 hours, so it would be a good day to go home and sleep.

Can you exchange those for 25 full days or can you only take a half day at a time with those? If your company gives out half and full vacation days, then that is the strangest policy I've ever heard of.

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 11:22 AM
Figure this one out...for every month, I acrew 12 hours of sick leave and 16 of vacation. Top it off, I start with 80 hours and 40 hours respectively. Universities are whacky.

mtriv73
01-28-2009, 11:33 AM
Figure this one out...for every month, I acrew 12 hours of sick leave and 16 of vacation. Top it off, I start with 80 hours and 40 hours respectively. Universities are whacky.

That's about what I get, plus all federal holidays. Actually, I have no idea how much sick leave I get as I hardly ever use any of it. We can bank as much of that as we want and apply it toward years of service for retirement though. Vacation leave is use or lose (unpaid) after you bank 240 hours. I usually have to take off a couple weeks in december beacuse of that.

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 12:02 PM
After 2 years worth of accumulated 40 hour work weeks, you stop acrewing here. I know you can take the cash pay out when you leave/retire.

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 12:26 PM
I still have 5 years left before my "first retirment".

obi-dad
01-28-2009, 12:30 PM
today is sssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo ooooooowwwwwww. I can't take it...it's putting me to sleep... think it's time to go home early and nap. I have 50 half-vacation days and have already put in 4 hours, so it would be a good day to go home and sleep.


Can you exchange those for 25 full days or can you only take a half day at a time with those? If your company gives out half and full vacation days, then that is the strangest policy I've ever heard of.
No, I have 25 full days that I can take full or half day increments (but under circumstances [like i just want to and I haven't missused this priveledge] you can take as small as 1 hour intervals. Usually, though if there was an emergency and you had to leave for an hour, they wouldn't make us use vacation or personal days or even make up the time.

DarthQuack
01-28-2009, 12:49 PM
:lipsrsealed: :whip: :razz: :thumbsup: :D lol :( :grin: :yes: :rolleyes:

El Chuxter
01-28-2009, 01:15 PM
It could be. It's hard to remember for sure. Is Caesar still around? I miss that guy.

Yes, but he changed his name. I'll leave it up to you to figure out his new handle.

DarkArtist
01-28-2009, 01:22 PM
Yes, but he changed his name. I'll leave it up to you to figure out his new handle.

oh man it's like a contest inside of a contest. twisted

QLD
01-28-2009, 01:36 PM
Glad to see you haven't changed El Chuxter.

Ji'dai
01-28-2009, 02:29 PM
We got so much snow last night, I coulda sworn I saw the ghost of Obi-Wan imploring me to go to the Dagobah System this morning.

mtriv73
01-28-2009, 02:50 PM
QLD, since your avatar is a picture of Ron Jeremy, I'm equal parts scared and curious about the link to your DVD collection in your sig line. Maybe I'll click it when I get home.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-28-2009, 03:51 PM
oh man it's like a contest inside of a contest. twisted

Everyone likes a contest inside a contest. :thumbsup:

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-28-2009, 04:25 PM
Both contests are highly contested.

Jargo
01-28-2009, 04:47 PM
Contestants rrrrrrrrrready? Gladiators rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreadyyyyyyyyyyyy?

*whistle*

Jedi_Kal-El
01-28-2009, 06:05 PM
Both contests are highly contested.


Who else contests that both contests are highly contested?

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 06:14 PM
Let's get ready to rumble.

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 06:16 PM
I too contest these highly contested contests.:twisted:

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 06:43 PM
Wait, since Steve has to close the thread, wouldn't he have the last post, therefore making him the defacto winner?

FIX!!! shenanigans.shenanigans.

JetsAndHeels
01-28-2009, 07:09 PM
Wait, since Steve has to close the thread, wouldn't he have the last post, therefore making him the defacto winner?

Hmm, sounds like you are guilty of contesting the contest. Do you contest that fact?

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 07:14 PM
Hmm, sounds like you are guilty of contesting the contest. Do you contest that fact?

Contesting is done to contest the contest's consistent clear fairness.

Don't know any good synonyms for fair that begin with c.

JetsAndHeels
01-28-2009, 07:15 PM
Don't know any good synonyms for fair that begin with c.

Sorry, I am a social studies teacher, not an english/grammar teacher.

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 07:24 PM
I am now the last poster....

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 07:27 PM
Can't you consider quickly quoting quality contentious contest complaints?

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Can't you consider quickly quoting quality contentious contest complaints?

I could.

I could consider quoting them.

I could quote them quickly.

I could quote them contentiously.

I could quote contest complaints, I could, I could.

:laugh:

Jedi_Kal-El
01-28-2009, 09:52 PM
Contesting is done to contest the contest's consistent clear fairness.

Contesting the contest's consistant clear fairness would be considerably inconsistant.

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 10:07 PM
Contesting the contest's consistant clear fairness would be considerably inconsistant.

Conditions of the consistency in the contest should be considered carefully.

DarkArtist
01-28-2009, 10:21 PM
to much contesting of the contesting of the contesting......wow i think typing this just gave me a headache

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 10:27 PM
to much contesting of the contesting of the contesting......wow i think typing this just gave me a headache

Yes, one down, so many more to go.

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 10:29 PM
Perhaps we should consider the contest officially incontestable.

bigbarada
01-28-2009, 10:39 PM
I would contest that.

bobafrett
01-28-2009, 10:45 PM
I like contests, ones I win prizes at! This will not be an acception.

I went to work for 14 hours today and this is what I come back here to?

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 10:52 PM
but you're back, and the contest continues. so post pad away

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-28-2009, 10:56 PM
Boom boom boom!

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 11:00 PM
Boom boom boom!

and out go the lights

pbarnard
01-28-2009, 11:00 PM
I like contests, ones I win prizes at! This will not be an acception.

I went to work for 14 hours today and this is what I come back here to?

I've been at work for 16.5 hours. I'm just leaving now. Hopefully I will wake up a winner!!!:twisted:

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 11:00 PM
Wow, I ummm...well, yeah...it's late.

Darth Jax
01-28-2009, 11:05 PM
I've been at work for 16.5 hours. I'm just leaving now. Hopefully I will wake up a winner!!!:twisted:

you may be a winner... in publisher's clearinghouse. but not in this contest

sith_killer_99
01-28-2009, 11:22 PM
2322 posts and 59 pages...Impressive, most impressive!

Slicker
01-28-2009, 11:58 PM
Don't you mean 2,333 posts and 233 pages? :p

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 12:05 AM
The only reason I'm up is my son is over at his step sisters house, and it's after midnight, he has school in the morning, and I think he's dating one of their friends. He claims he fell asleep over there. Grrrrrrrrrr! I have to be up at 6:15 am to make sure he is awake and gets showered for school.

El Chuxter
01-29-2009, 12:25 AM
Boom boom boom!


and out go the lights

You don't see many references to classic blues songs anymore. Kudos, Jax. In my heart, you just won the contest. :)

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 12:45 AM
12:43 am, still no son home yet. Much anger swells within me. He's keeping me from getting a good nights sleep.

Boom, Boom, I'm going to put out his lights.

Slicker
01-29-2009, 01:07 AM
12:43 am, still no son home yet. Much anger swells within me. He's keeping me from getting a good nights sleep.

Boom, Boom, I'm going to put out his lights.
Oh, come on Frett. The kids just beatin' some guts out.:love:

Lord Malakite
01-29-2009, 02:04 AM
This is the last stand for humanity
Power Rangers RPM lets go
Go
Its getting late and need to get some rest
Then Venjix puts us to the test
Don't they know
We're the best
Power Rangers
Evil machines try to destroy me and Corinth City
Well let me say
Awww
We're here to save humanity
Power Rangers
This is the last stand and we'll do our best
RPM Go
Awww
We're here to save humanity
Power Rangers
You'll never break us or erase us
Power Rangers RPM lets go
Power Rangers RPM lets go

Slicker
01-29-2009, 02:33 AM
LM needs to get laid, get some vagina
He needs to head south like Carolina
Liking the Power Rangers don't help a bit
Ain't helpin' his weiner get up in that sh*t
Maybe it's best if he don't reproduce
His sex drive stayin' on the ground just like the Spruce Goose
Maybe we should be happy he ain't gettin' up in the wet
Even Barry's son is gettin' laid like a pimp version of Boba Frett

Lord Malakite
01-29-2009, 04:00 AM
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If Slick's mom can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you thought, did, or said
Will not matter after you're dead

In the year 4545
She's gonna lick your teeth and blind your eyes
She won't get away from you
Who will look for you when its through

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Slick's mom is moving those for you

In the year 6565
Find out your as loose as a rubber band, wish you could end your life
You've picked your fun, picked your slaughter too
On the bottom of her like an inner tube

In the year 7510
If she'll be done it ought to be sometime by then
Or maybe she'll look around herself and say
Guess it's time to have it my way

In the year 8510
She's gonna shake her mighty head
She'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear him down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old girl can give
And she ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he had gone through
Now man's pain is true
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
He fears it's only yesterday

Slicker
01-29-2009, 06:04 AM
Is this thing done yet?

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 06:43 AM
Nope, I suspect we'll hear or read more lyrical content from LM. Though I suspect he just copied and pasted thusly................

We are secrets to each other
Each one's life a novel
No-one else has read
Even joined in bonds of love
We're linked to one another
By such slender threads

We are planets to each other
Drifting in our orbits
To a brief eclipse
Each of us a world apart
Alone and yet together
Like two passing ships

Just between us
I think it's time for us to recognize
The differences we sometimes feared to show
Just between us
I think it's time for us to realize
The spaces in between
Leave room
For you and i to grow

We are strangers to each other
Full of sliding panels
An illusion show
Acting well-rehearsed routines
Or playing from the heart?
It's hard for one to know

We are islands to each other
Building hopeful bridges
On the troubled sea
Some are burned or swept away
Some we would not choose
But we're not always free


Ta Da!

Slicker
01-29-2009, 07:02 AM
At least mine was an original compilation.

Slicker
01-29-2009, 08:33 AM
Since nobody has posted in an hour and a half does that mean I win?

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 08:41 AM
Since nobody has posted in an hour and a half does that mean I win?

Nope, not at all.:laugh:

Slicker
01-29-2009, 08:46 AM
Not funny! Don't make me write a poem about you!

mabudonicus
01-29-2009, 09:06 AM
might as well put some classics in here
:beard: Iso&Baws

Oyes, Jonathan something something OYES

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 09:15 AM
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

DarthQuack
01-29-2009, 09:34 AM
I'm pretty depressed.

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 09:35 AM
I'm pretty depressed.

You may be depressed, but you're not pretty.:laugh:

Ji'dai
01-29-2009, 09:48 AM
Well, it's almost 11 EST. Time for my daily prank call to NAhSAw.

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 10:07 AM
morning, afternoon and in case i don't post again - good evening

DarthQuack
01-29-2009, 10:09 AM
So I woke up at 4am like I normally do for my 5am shift....got to work right on time to see my buddy who was working for me and I forgotten that I was going in at noon. That was fantastic.

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 10:21 AM
So I woke up at 4am like I normally do for my 5am shift....got to work right on time to see my buddy who was working for me and I forgotten that I was going in at noon. That was fantastic.

sounds like someone needs a nap

DarkArtist
01-29-2009, 10:36 AM
Yes, one down, so many more to go.

nope not yet.....advil works wonders

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 10:44 AM
Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

about time?

TeeEye7
01-29-2009, 10:45 AM
I haven't checked in for a couple of days because I've been putting in l-o-n-g hours at work.

I just wanted to remind everyone that I'm winning!

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 10:51 AM
I haven't checked in for a couple of days because I've been putting in l-o-n-g hours at work.

I just wanted to remind everyone that I'm winning!

Are these "long" hours more than 60 minutes?

Actually, I don't care about that. I just wanted to remind you that you aren't winning any more.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 10:57 AM
I just got back from a late breakfast. Since I had to wait up until almost 1 am for my son to get home, I had to wait until he left for school this morning to make love to my wife. Afterwards we napped for an hour then went to breakfast. I had southern reef benedict, which uses crabmeat instead of ham. Yummy!

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 11:24 AM
actually, none of you are winning anymore, i am.

and i wil be again.

pbarnard
01-29-2009, 11:29 AM
nope not yet.....advil works wonders

Note to self, replace Advil with something more insidious. :bandit:

Why oh why can't you be over? Will it never end?

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 11:30 AM
There's a fog upon L.A.

pbarnard
01-29-2009, 11:37 AM
The wind makes it seem like its snowing again. I crossed two buildings in search of food and I ended up in a blizzard.

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 11:50 AM
The wind makes it seem like its snowing again. I crossed two buildings in search of food and I ended up in a blizzard.

Did you cross these 2 buildings in a single bound?

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 12:27 PM
The wind makes it seem like its snowing again. I crossed two buildings in search of food and I ended up in a blizzard.

was it a blizzard of ozz?

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 12:50 PM
I am the prettiest and therefore should win.

pbarnard
01-29-2009, 01:05 PM
I am the prettiest and therefore should win.

I'm out of it for a little while and everyone has dillusions of grandeur!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-29-2009, 01:15 PM
I had to wait until he left for school this morning to make love to my wife.
Like father, like son! :p

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 01:16 PM
and my friends have lost their way.

Lord Malakite
01-29-2009, 01:25 PM
I'm out of it for a little while and everyone has dillusions of grandeur!
Not me. I just have plain delusions. One of those is that someone other than me will win this contest. :o Another is that Canadians, like Mabudon for example, haven't turned "Power Rangers" into a national religion after large "shrooming" sessions. :thumbsup: A third is that Slicker's Mom is a separate person and not just Slicker in women's lingerie. :love:

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 01:41 PM
I'm unwashed, still need a shave and several steps away from being a bum.

Lord Malakite
01-29-2009, 01:43 PM
I'm unwashed, still need a shave and several steps away from being a bum.
Ha, I have you beat. I'm already a bum.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 01:46 PM
Ha, I have you beat. I'm already a bum.


A bum with an internet connection? How is this? Are you in a public library, and if so why haven't they shooed you away yet scaring young children like that?

QLD
01-29-2009, 02:00 PM
Here comes daddy!

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 02:03 PM
We'll be over soon they said

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 02:26 PM
it'll never end, this thread is the energizer bunny of threads, it just keeps going and going

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 02:42 PM
2367 posts and 60 pages and still going!

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 03:10 PM
Now 2368 if I get this posted in a timely manner!

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 03:14 PM
Now they've lost themselves instead.

Lord Malakite
01-29-2009, 03:17 PM
Its a Barbie world
and I'm a Barbie doll
I'm fantastic and made of plastic
so come on, lets party, I'm a Barbie

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 03:20 PM
Please don't be long please don't you be very long

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 03:21 PM
Its a Barbie world
and I'm a Barbie doll
I'm fantastic and made of plastic
so come on, lets party, I'm a Barbie

didn't Mattel (or whoever makes Barbies) sue Aqua for that?

mtriv73
01-29-2009, 03:42 PM
Yes, and then Barbie sued Bratz. She's a litigious little minx.

Ji'dai
01-29-2009, 04:24 PM
Anyone want some snow? It's clean, white and oh, so fresh. Hardly any yellow to speak of.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-29-2009, 04:43 PM
Anyone want some snow? It's clean, white and oh, so fresh. Hardly any yellow to speak of.

I have all the snow I can stand this winter, and I'm ready for summer thatnk you very much.

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 04:55 PM
2376 and counting...

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 04:56 PM
2377 and counting. I haven't an original idea. Sad.

El Chuxter
01-29-2009, 05:02 PM
If Slicker's Mom was really just Slicker in lingerie, she'd be a lot more popular. :love:

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 05:23 PM
I vote him in, and the state senate votes him out.......Bye, Bye Blaggo!

CHICAGO (Reuters) – The Illinois state senate on Thursday convicted Governor Rod Blagojevich of abuse of power, removing him from office amid charges that he tried to sell the U.S. Senate seat once held by President Barack Obama.

More than two-thirds of the 59 senators, acting as a jury following the two-term Democrat's impeachment on January 9, voted to find him guilty, effectively ousting him from office.

The vote was televised live from the state capitol building in Springfield, Illinois. Blagojevich is the first governor in Illinois history to be impeached and removed from office.
(Reporting by Andrew Stern and Michael Conlon, Editing by Peter Bohan)

El Chuxter
01-29-2009, 05:33 PM
Did you see any of his testimony earlier? It would've been funny if he weren't the governor of one of the bigger states.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 05:41 PM
Saw a few minutes of it, but I would have liked to have seen him making the media circuit like he did.

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 05:55 PM
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

it's so sad that i realized your lyrics were incorrect

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 06:11 PM
Wow, that's disturbing!

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 06:13 PM
i enjoy really, really bad music (and movies too)

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 06:18 PM
I enjoy humping a dry martini!

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 06:32 PM
I enjoy humping a dry martini!

shaken or stirred?

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 06:42 PM
If I were a martini who had been humped, I would imagine "shaken".

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 06:56 PM
Hmmm...OO7?!?!

DarthQuack
01-29-2009, 07:49 PM
Boop boop de boop.

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 07:50 PM
i got nothing... again.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 07:54 PM
i got nothing... again.

Your right. I am here to put an end to the long suffering endured by you Obi Wan, by proclaiming......ME winner! :ninja:

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 07:57 PM
Nice try, but no cigar.

Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

obi-dad
01-29-2009, 08:22 PM
wasn't cigar a character in an officer & a gentleman?

TeeEye7
01-29-2009, 08:42 PM
Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Maybe that's what inspired Clinton......

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 09:09 PM
I don't smoke, cigars, cigarettes or anything. Blah! Nasty habits.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-29-2009, 09:10 PM
Nice try, but no cigar.

Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Tell that to BTG.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 09:39 PM
I'd like a chocolate shake! Oh, and an In N' Out burger!

JetsAndHeels
01-29-2009, 10:25 PM
I'd like a chocolate shake! Oh, and an In N' Out burger!

I'd like a Big Kahuna Burger....Pulp Fiction style.

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 10:33 PM
I'd like to see the movie "Fanboys" after watching the trailers on comcast on demand!

JetsAndHeels
01-29-2009, 10:40 PM
I'd like to see the movie "Fanboys" after watching the trailers on comcast on demand!

I want to see it too...it was delayed for a while if I am not mistaken.

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 11:14 PM
THX1138....Heh...I win!:razz:

bobafrett
01-29-2009, 11:27 PM
THX1138....Heh...I win!:razz:


But that was in post 2,401 which does not a post 1138 make. King pawns queen! I was never any good at chess. :hurt: Potter!

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 11:45 PM
if the never-ending story was never-ending, how could it have sequels?

El Chuxter
01-30-2009, 12:35 AM
Nice try, but no cigar.

Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


Tell that to BTG.

Or to George Carlin.

Slicker
01-30-2009, 01:48 AM
I'm a weiner!!!

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 04:27 AM
Tell us something we don't already know Slick ;)

Kidhuman
01-30-2009, 04:58 AM
Dang, I cant beleive this hasnt ended

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 05:34 AM
Fo real fo sho?

bobafrett
01-30-2009, 06:04 AM
Good Morning! *yawn* *scratching* What's up? (besides morning wood)

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 06:07 AM
My 2500th post is whats up :)

Slicker
01-30-2009, 06:07 AM
Dang, I cant beleive this hasnt endedMaybe it's like the Simpsons. It'll never end when it probably should've a long time ago.

Jargo
01-30-2009, 07:31 AM
I'm a weiner!!!

woof woof yip!

obi-dad
01-30-2009, 08:16 AM
mornin y'all.

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 08:21 AM
Yep....still here.

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 08:25 AM
This may require drastic measures...Billy Mays in 7.1 Dolby Digital. Our brains will liquify!

Slicker
01-30-2009, 08:27 AM
I need to be up at 6:30 and it's 11:30 but I'm not sleepy in the least. It only sucks because I have a busy day tomorrow.

Ji'dai
01-30-2009, 09:08 AM
This is my 62nd post in this thread. How many do you have?

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 09:11 AM
This is my 62nd post in this thread. How many do you have?

I'm ashamed to say this is number 138

Slicker
01-30-2009, 09:19 AM
I'm at a respectable 128. :pleased:

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 09:23 AM
It's not about how many along the way, it's all about that last one.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 09:44 AM
It's not about how many along the way, it's all about that last one.

You've been talking to Slicker's mom again, haven't you?

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 09:47 AM
You've been talking to Slicker's mom again, haven't you?

you talk to her??? you know where that mouth's been?

sith_killer_99
01-30-2009, 09:50 AM
2423 posts and 61 pages.

I am quickly approaching my 4,000 post!:D

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 09:59 AM
2423 posts and 61 pages.

I am quickly approaching my 4,000 post!:D

and it's only taken several years. i think JT hit 4,000 by the 3rd week of the new forums.

TeeEye7
01-30-2009, 10:17 AM
LOOK! TI7 is winning! :thumbsup:

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 10:19 AM
Winning? I beg to differ!

sith_killer_99
01-30-2009, 10:31 AM
As do I, the winner will be the final poster, right now that's me!

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 10:39 AM
As do I, the winner will be the final poster, right now that's me!

Certitude is the fall of many. This could be the last one.





















I hope.





















Really.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 10:40 AM
and it's only taken several years. i think JT hit 4,000 by the 3rd week of the new forums.

He was a little busy overseas for some of that time and didn't have much time to post though.

obi-dad
01-30-2009, 10:52 AM
Ok... I"m just going to be lazy and ask how do you find out how many posts you have in a certain thread?

UKWildcat
01-30-2009, 11:13 AM
Ok... I"m just going to be lazy and ask how do you find out how many posts you have in a certain thread?

In the thread list for General Discussion (or whatever other topic), you just hover your mouse pointer over the envelope symbol that shows whether or not there are new posts, the thread is hot, if you replied to the thread, etc.

UKWildcat
01-30-2009, 11:15 AM
In the thread list for General Discussion (or whatever other topic), you just hover your mouse pointer over the envelope symbol that shows whether or not there are new posts, the thread is hot, if you replied to the thread, etc.

It will tell you how many posts you have in said thread, and when the last one was. :thumbsup:

obi-dad
01-30-2009, 11:17 AM
It will tell you how many posts you have in said thread, and when the last one was. :thumbsup:

Oh my!!!! I shall take a vacation from this thread for a while. :o

UKWildcat
01-30-2009, 11:18 AM
Oh my!!!! I shall take a vacation from this thread for a while. :o

Well, before you go on vacation, how many posts do you have in this thread? This one here will be my 15th.

UKWildcat
01-30-2009, 11:24 AM
Well, before you go on vacation, how many posts do you have in this thread? This one here will be my 15th.

You can search for it too... and obi-dad has 377 posts in this thread! or 15%! Most impressive.

Though I wouldn't be surprised if this thread eventually gets moved to another part of the forum and everybody's post count decreases significantly. lol

obi-dad
01-30-2009, 11:32 AM
I still need another 50+ posts to hit 1000, but until I get through updating a spreadsheet, it'll have to wait.

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 11:32 AM
even if post totals go down, the winner will still have the glory sure to come with the super-cool prize up for grabs.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 11:35 AM
I just hope it ends on a really good post. Not a lame one like this one.

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 11:41 AM
post #193 for me. i really need to get a life.

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 11:46 AM
Four more posts and I'm in the magical position. Course, that means after the power outage last night/this morning, things are back to normal and I have another slow day of monitoring the CE's.

sith_killer_99
01-30-2009, 12:17 PM
I do not like green eggs and ham!

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 12:28 PM
i don't like eggs.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 12:28 PM
Four more posts and I'm in the magical position. Course, that means after the power outage last night/this morning, things are back to normal and I have another slow day of monitoring the CE's.

1413 is magical?

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 12:30 PM
1413 is magical?

sure all the hip magicians use it - "presto chango, abracadabra, 1413"

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 12:36 PM
1413 is magical?

If you put a 3. in front of it yep. But was talking within the thread. :thumbsup:

sith_killer_99
01-30-2009, 12:37 PM
Stormtrooper 13013 AKA Stormtrooper BOB....think about it, but don't think too hard.

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 01:17 PM
Stormtrooper 13013 AKA Stormtrooper BOB....think about it, but don't think too hard.

Shouldn't that be 130E1???

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 01:36 PM
Hasbro Q&A should be posted soon. Unfortunately, that will probably be the highlight of my day. : pathetic:

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 01:55 PM
For me, should the frakkin' cable work this week, it's BSG.

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 02:30 PM
Swf, wwf, hbo, cbs

pbarnard
01-30-2009, 03:18 PM
Time for everyone to go home.

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 03:48 PM
I got out at 2p :P Then went and got a haircut.

Slicker
01-30-2009, 03:59 PM
It's raining like crazy here. I guess it's a good thing because now I can go back to bed but I really, really had things to do today. Unfortunatley they involved a lot of walking.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 04:29 PM
It's raining like crazy here. I guess it's a good thing because now I can go back to bed but I really, really had things to do today. Unfortunatley they involved a lot of walking.

If you wear your slicker, the rain shouldn't bother you too much.

JetsAndHeels
01-30-2009, 05:06 PM
I got out at 2p :P Then went and got a haircut.

And for the next week, everyone you see will for some reason have the need to tell you that you got one.

"Hey, you got a haircut!!"

No $hit, sherlock. :)

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 05:10 PM
And for the next week, everyone you see will for some reason have the need to tell you that you got one.

"Hey, you got a haircut!!"

No $hit, sherlock. :)

i don't just get a hair cut. i get em all cut.

DarthQuack
01-30-2009, 07:08 PM
I love the King of Kong, I could watch this once a week.

mtriv73
01-30-2009, 07:59 PM
1 hour till Battlestar Galactica

TeeEye7
01-30-2009, 08:04 PM
1 hour 'til I hafta go to work!

Darth Jax
01-30-2009, 10:20 PM
1 hour til i hafta go

Ji'dai
01-31-2009, 02:46 AM
If ActionOnline was still calling the shots, this woulda been over a long time ago and I'd have won by now.

bobafrett
01-31-2009, 05:48 AM
I go away for a day, an 7 pages of non winners! Good, gooooodd!

DarthQuack
01-31-2009, 06:45 AM
I'm watching Major League at work.

Kidhuman
01-31-2009, 07:08 AM
Major League Rules.

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 09:04 AM
Major League Rules.

each sequel got worse

DarthQuack
01-31-2009, 09:32 AM
Yet Bob Uecker was a great constant throughout.

TeeEye7
01-31-2009, 10:01 AM
1 hour 'til I hafta go to work!

Back from an uneventful night at work. In my business, that's good!

I get to see the sun rise and all your sunny faces this morning! :pleased:

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 10:23 AM
BSG rocked last night.

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 12:03 PM
Yet Bob Uecker was a great constant throughout.

that's like saying Letterman isn't gonna torture Richard Simmons if he's on, it's a given

Ji'dai
01-31-2009, 12:56 PM
Whatever happened to Larry Bud Melman? Except death, that is.

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 01:29 PM
2471 posts, 62 pages in and still no winner?:D

Slicker
01-31-2009, 01:40 PM
It's 4:40am and I just got in and I'm completely sober. I made a mistake somewhere...

DarthQuack
01-31-2009, 01:55 PM
Did you yak up all the booze?

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 01:57 PM
It's 4:40am and I just got in and I'm completely sober. I made a mistake somewhere...

Damned non-alcoholic beer...there really ought to be a law!:mad:

TeeEye7
01-31-2009, 04:18 PM
2471 posts, 62 pages in and still no winner?:D

Yep. It's me! :thumbsup:

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-31-2009, 04:28 PM
Correction: it's me.

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 04:46 PM
this breaking news just in:

the winner of SSG's new contest is none other than... ME!

Qui-Long Gone
01-31-2009, 05:14 PM
Luckily I stole your victory at the last second.....





*THIS THREAD IS CLOSED*

THANKS TO ALL OF THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED.

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 07:35 PM
Not so closed that I can't post!

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 08:45 PM
pretty slow for a weekend. it's odd that this thread gets more posts during the average workday.

bobafrett
01-31-2009, 09:00 PM
I just went on a wild hunt for ink cartridges! Fun!

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 09:12 PM
I am watching the new Hulk Vs. on blu-ray!

bobafrett
01-31-2009, 09:14 PM
I am watching the new Hulk Vs. on blu-ray!

No your not, you are trying to win a contest, a never ending contest.

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 09:17 PM
No your not, you are trying to win a contest, a never ending contest.

I'm multi-tasking here!;)

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 09:18 PM
I just went on a wild hunt for ink cartridges! Fun!

be bery, bery quiet. I'm hunting ink cartridges - wascally ink cartridges.

bobafrett
01-31-2009, 09:20 PM
be bery, bery quiet. I'm hunting ink cartridges - wascally ink cartridges.

See the "How you spent your Saturday" thread for more exciting detail!

Exhaust Port
01-31-2009, 09:25 PM
Stop! Hammertime!

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 09:31 PM
didn't hammer do one of those VH1 reality shows?

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 09:38 PM
Stop! Hammertime!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic:twisted:

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 09:43 PM
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic:twisted:

Hammer's no Rob Van Winkle though. Word to your mother!

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 09:49 PM
Hammer's no Rob Van Winkle though. Word to your mother!

Turn out the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle:twisted:

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 10:10 PM
how bout some lyrics from Jimmy Pop Ali, SK?

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 10:16 PM
how bout some lyrics from Jimmy Pop Ali, SK?

Yes, a *** dance is so much better when the s******* is cryin'
Yes, a *** dance is so much better when the s******* is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she g***** me against her will
Yes a *** dance is so much better when the s******* is cryin':twisted:

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 10:21 PM
i figured something from bad touch or foxtrot... or maybe fire, water, burn. i wasn't expecting that.


the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 10:33 PM
the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah:D

Darth Jax
01-31-2009, 10:57 PM
You've forced me to go to the ultra-geek lyrics... I present to you mc chris...

My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

sith_killer_99
01-31-2009, 11:18 PM
You've forced me to go to the ultra-geek lyrics... I present to you mc chris...

I'll see your mc chric ultra-geek lyrics and raise you Nimoy/Tolkin mega-geek combo lyrics:

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Don't f with a Jedi master, son.:Pirate:

bobafrett
02-01-2009, 12:13 AM
I'm tired and I want to go to bed...................

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 12:20 AM
Okay, well goodnight then.

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 01:08 AM
I'll see your mc chric ultra-geek lyrics and raise you Nimoy/Tolkin mega-geek combo lyrics:

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Don't f with a Jedi master, son.:Pirate:

jrr lyrics are too easy:

Mines a tale that cant be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
Twas in the darkest depths of mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.