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UKWildcat
02-01-2009, 01:36 AM
You ain't nothin' but a big ol' heffer!

Kidhuman
02-01-2009, 06:32 AM
You ain't nothin' but a big ol' heffer!

Want some Fat Boys lyrics?

bobafrett
02-01-2009, 06:44 AM
No lyrical content, just winning entrries please.

DarthQuack
02-01-2009, 07:18 AM
Man, I'm glad it's my Friday finally.

TeeEye7
02-01-2009, 09:28 AM
Any one have plans today?

My plan is to WIN!

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 10:33 AM
jrr lyrics are too easy:

Perhaps, but JRR lyrics sung by Leonard Nimoy! Millions of regular geeks can post Led Zepplin/JRR lyrics.:p


just winning entrries please.

If that were the case, then Steve would have won when he started the thread, until he closes this thread, we are all posting losing entries.:p

Crossing Buffy the Vampire Slayer with David Letterman....:D

Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman?
Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality?
Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep,
five nights a week?
And I try as hard as I can,
but I could never be David Letterman...

James Marsters (Spike from BTVS) singing "David Letterman" with his SoCal band Ghost of the Robot.:thumbsup:

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 10:49 AM
Want some Fat Boys lyrics?

why is it that the beach boys appeared with the fatboys on 'wipe-out' (originally by the surfaris) yet chubby checker was recruited for 'the twist', shouldn't they have done one of the beach boys songs with the beach boys?

Ji'dai
02-01-2009, 11:16 AM
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band

he said son when you grow up will you be the savior to the broken the beaten and the damned

he said will you defeat them your demons all all the non believers the plans that they have made

because one day i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the black parade

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 11:25 AM
Super Sunday has arrived. bring on the big game and the bigger hype of the commercials.

bobafrett
02-01-2009, 12:58 PM
I'll be on a plane. I will miss the game and the commercials. No biggie! Go Cardinals!

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 01:43 PM
enjoy the vacation frett, i'm sure this here thread will be waiting for ya once you get back.

Jedi_Kal-El
02-01-2009, 07:18 PM
This thread does seem to be dragging. What Steve didn't tell anyone was that this was going to last all year long.

Ji'dai
02-01-2009, 08:51 PM
Yeah, well, that was before we found out what the winner actually gets - a one-year hitch aboard Steve's Satellite of Love.

He'll send you cheesy movies - the worst he can find - and you'll have to sit and watch them all, while Steve monitors your mind.

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 10:13 PM
2514 posts and 63 pages...still going.

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 10:13 PM
several years from now, this thread will be resurrected by someone with a shovel cuz the contest will still be going.

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 10:14 PM
What are you stalking this thread, I think it's in no danger of needing a shovel. lol

Slicker
02-01-2009, 11:25 PM
I miss a day and it's still here!

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 11:41 PM
Yep, and still going strong!:p

Darth Jax
02-01-2009, 11:44 PM
this will be my last post (for this evening)... in this particular thread.

sith_killer_99
02-01-2009, 11:54 PM
Good, more time for me to be in the lead!:laugh:

Slicker
02-01-2009, 11:57 PM
Not quite. It's 3pm here and I just started my shift. I'll postin' in this for 8 more hours. :thumbsup:

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 01:29 AM
Good luck. :thumbsup:

Slicker
02-02-2009, 02:27 AM
And the same to you. :thumbsup:



I'm winning...

TeeEye7
02-02-2009, 02:53 AM
I'm winning...

No, not until you attend MabuCon Deuce!

Slicker
02-02-2009, 03:12 AM
Well, I just completed the first part of the adventure. I just bought 3 tickets for the Wings game for Friday the 27th so now I just need for RB and Cappy to be able to follow through with the main portion of the adventure, that being Mabu-Con itself. And hopefully Mr. Reason shows as well. :thumbsup:

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 03:43 AM
My 4,000th post!!!

Slicker
02-02-2009, 04:27 AM
Awesome. Congrats. But seriously, Post Padding??? Who Cares???

Kidhuman
02-02-2009, 04:58 AM
Well, there is this one person who cares, not me, but someone has to

Slicker
02-02-2009, 05:09 AM
I don't care but I understand.

Jargo
02-02-2009, 05:51 AM
it snowed here last night. about half an inch. if that. people are moaning as though it's six feet deep. didn't stop my postman bringing me a parcel though. I hate it when cute postmen deliver really early so you answer the door with half asleep face and stinkin of a nights perspiration and morning breath...... :(

Slicker
02-02-2009, 06:17 AM
I hate it when cute postmen deliver really early so you answer the door with half asleep face and stinkin of a nights perspiration and morning breath...... :(I know! That's the worst!!!!

DarthQuack
02-02-2009, 07:49 AM
The Steelers didn't deserve that Super Bowl win.

obi-dad
02-02-2009, 08:59 AM
Yeah, but neither did the Cardinals, so that didn't leave many other choices.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 09:01 AM
the game pretty much sucked, right up til the 4th quarter when it got really interesting.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 09:40 AM
Well, there is this one person who cares, not me, but someone has to

Gnt isn't around anymore though

obi-dad
02-02-2009, 09:46 AM
There we go, ruined our 1 post per hour ratio in this thread.

mtriv73
02-02-2009, 10:20 AM
At least the game had an exciting finish. I was hoping the Cards sould hang on but they didn't deserve it after that interception debacle at the end of the first half. If you can't tackle one guy in 100 yards at that level of play then you don't deserve to win.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 10:28 AM
he was gassed to by the end of that run. he couldn't get up after it was over.

it was a bad throw to begin with. there should only be one pass play they call in that situation, jump ball to fitzgerald in the corner of the end zone (much like his first TD catch, or the one that holmes had at the end of the game).

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 10:44 AM
Two things kept the Cardinals from winning...penalties, and the interception that the Steelers were able to capitalize on. The biggest thing was the interception, but I believe they still could have won, even with the interception, if they hadn't had so many penalties.

Overall it was a close game throughout and an exciting 4th quarter, you really can't ask for much more.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 11:07 AM
anyone got any favorite commercials, or ones that really stood out???

pbarnard
02-02-2009, 11:16 AM
I liked the two coke comercials in the second half. The first was the one with the insects. The second was the updated Mean Joe ad using Troy Poluamalu.

mtriv73
02-02-2009, 11:45 AM
I barely remember any of them. The cash for gold one with Ed McManhon (sp) and M.C. Hammer was funny. They needed Mr. T in it too though.

DarthQuack
02-02-2009, 11:47 AM
I liked the Doritos one with the crystal ball, the careerbuilder.com one(hey dummy) and the punching of the koala bear.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 11:56 AM
i can barely remember any of them either. guess that's what i get for sitting at the bar, sipping adult beverages, while watching the game. but hey - free food and drinks - can't be beat.

from what i do remember the crystal ball doritos one - that was good. the go daddy ones were stupid. and the e*trade baby got a buddy.

pbarnard
02-02-2009, 12:07 PM
I liked the Doritos one with the crystal ball, the careerbuilder.com one(hey dummy) and the punching of the koala bear.

I liked those. Related to the careerbuilder.com is the Caster Oil one. They used Chimps. The welding chimp was classic. Careerbuilder should've never stopped using the chimp ads.

mtriv73
02-02-2009, 01:42 PM
If people were as hard to infect as some of my cell lines, there would be no AIDS epidemic. :justwasted3hours:

pbarnard
02-02-2009, 02:10 PM
If people were as hard to infect as some of my cell lines, there would be no AIDS epidemic. :justwasted3hours:

On thursday night/friday our building half of campus lost power. The cell people were 2 days in to their 10 day transfection protocol. I didn't know you could use those words in that context, and I have a dirty mouth to begin with. :D

mtriv73
02-02-2009, 03:45 PM
On thursday night/friday our building half of campus lost power. The cell people were 2 days in to their 10 day transfection protocol. I didn't know you could use those words in that context, and I have a dirty mouth to begin with. :D

It always amazes me how many languages I've learned to curse in working in science. German, Russian, Chinese, Polish, Farsi, I've even learned a few new ones in English.

Most of them would probably even make it past the auto-censor, but why risk it?

pbarnard
02-02-2009, 04:07 PM
Most of them would probably even make it past the auto-censor, but why risk it?

To win the contest!!!:thumbsup:

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 04:29 PM
it seems that the first things one learns of a new language are the curses.

TeeEye7
02-02-2009, 04:34 PM
it seems that the first things one learns of a new language are the curses.

Courtesy of xenophobia.

Exhaust Port
02-02-2009, 05:49 PM
Say hello to my little friend

TeeEye7
02-02-2009, 06:18 PM
Say hello to my little friend

Is one of these your little friend?

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Still going....nothing outlasts the new contest thread!

Ji'dai
02-02-2009, 07:06 PM
Every time you post in this thread, god kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kittens.

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 07:16 PM
Die die die die die!

Kittens are evil he!! spawns!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-02-2009, 07:51 PM
My head hurts and I should be doing homework.

sith_killer_99
02-02-2009, 07:54 PM
Watch Chuck...better than doing homework!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-02-2009, 08:11 PM
Eh, I don't have 3D glasses and have never seen the show. I'll just wait for How I Met Your Mother.

Darth Jax
02-02-2009, 08:25 PM
my head hurts, i think it's cause i spent the afternoon cleaning rather than taking a nap.

Exhaust Port
02-02-2009, 09:46 PM
Is one of these your little friend?

I would like the P-47 please. :)

TeeEye7
02-02-2009, 09:51 PM
I would like the P-47 please. :)

Take your pick!

DarthQuack
02-02-2009, 10:28 PM
Another boring MNR.

bobafrett
02-02-2009, 10:38 PM
Hello from sunny California. I'll be a little preoccupied the next couple days, so keep this going til I get back!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-02-2009, 11:39 PM
Hello from sunny California. I'll be a little preoccupied the next couple days, so keep this going til I get back!
Will do, boss!

(Good luck!)

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 12:22 AM
if dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos?

Slicker
02-03-2009, 02:17 AM
Good luck Frett!

mtriv73
02-03-2009, 09:05 AM
if dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos?

Obviously it's so the cacti don't eat them.

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 09:22 AM
Obviously it's so the cacti don't eat them.
I thought it was because the porpises sued the hell out of them for copyright.

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm ready for spring.

Ji'dai
02-03-2009, 09:46 AM
Gonna be cold the next day or so then high near 50 this weekend (but with rain). With all the snow melt and the ground still frozen I wonder where all that water is going to go.

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 09:50 AM
Hopefully not in your basement!

TeeEye7
02-03-2009, 09:54 AM
Good luck Frett!

Things should be happening now. Take care sirs!

Wouldn't be cool if 2-1B did the honors?

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 11:04 AM
Gonna be cold the next day or so then high near 50 this weekend (but with rain). With all the snow melt and the ground still frozen I wonder where all that water is going to go.


Hopefully not in your basement!

90million in FEMA Flood relief from last summer's floods and soon to be more I fear.

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 11:35 AM
ok, so here's the situation...
my parents went away on a week's vacation.

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 11:37 AM
ok, so here's the situation...
my parents went away on a week's vacation.

And you're posting on here? Why aren't you enjoying the orgy you should be having right now?

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 11:40 AM
Yea, where's our party invites?

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 11:40 AM
they musta got lost in the mail

mtriv73
02-03-2009, 12:03 PM
I wonder what DJ Jazzy Jeff is doing these days?

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 12:13 PM
He's sitting right here beside me rolling off some phat beats.

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 12:30 PM
He's probably wondering why Mini-me gets all the attention and wonders if Will Smith needs a new driver.

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 01:26 PM
My new 'tar rocks.

mtriv73
02-03-2009, 01:34 PM
My new 'tar rocks.

It's mesmerizing.

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 01:49 PM
Because of the "workstation" I use at work, and the advertising animation, the 'tar looks like he's well at a very specific point towards the end. Disturbing.

sith_killer_99
02-03-2009, 02:02 PM
WTF, this thread is still going? lol

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 02:03 PM
Because it will take you to 5,000 posts!

mtriv73
02-03-2009, 02:36 PM
WTF, this thread is still going? lol

It actually ended 2 weeks ago, but we asked Steve to bring it back.

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 03:02 PM
It actually ended 2 weeks ago, but we asked Steve to bring it back.

what do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 03:12 PM
what do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

Fresh Oregano.

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 03:17 PM
My guess would be a stick.

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 03:20 PM
My guess would be a stick.

what do you call a dog with no legs?

Ji'dai
02-03-2009, 03:29 PM
what do you call a dog with no legs? Matt.


Know what? Coming up on 3,000 posts. That's the winning number I think.

pbarnard
02-03-2009, 03:56 PM
My guess would be a stick.

Which is wrong


what do you call a dog with no legs?

Liz's. Cuz my ex girl friend did have a dog like that


Matt.


Know what? Coming up on 3,000 posts. That's the winning number I think.

Forgot what his name was, it was not Matt. No, that's when Spiderman will leap off our monitors and well I can't ruin the suprise.

obi-dad
02-03-2009, 05:29 PM
I see I haven't missed anything. What's for dinner?

DarthQuack
02-03-2009, 05:46 PM
I'm thinking leftover pasta, salad, bread and butta, tall glass of milk.

Kaptain Curk
02-03-2009, 06:05 PM
my friend was at my house telling me how much he loved this one kickboxer in the ufc. after he left my dad said if i ever loved a nother guy as much as my friend loved that kickboxer he would send me to san fransisco and get me a job in a fudge factory in the packing depatment

i don't want to go to san fransicso because it is too far away

sith_killer_99
02-03-2009, 06:20 PM
Because it will take you to 5,000 posts!

Nice, that's the magic number....hmmmm 5,000 posts!:sur:

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 07:03 PM
you'll get there long before i do SK

sith_killer_99
02-03-2009, 08:21 PM
With threads like this I'm sure we'll all get there soon. lol

Darth Jax
02-03-2009, 09:39 PM
no doubt,

but if obi-dad continues at his previous pace he'll easily beat you.

Slicker
02-04-2009, 01:42 AM
This is still here?!?!?!?!

DarthQuack
02-04-2009, 04:23 AM
Yea.....*yawn

Kidhuman
02-04-2009, 05:00 AM
Wow, I want sleep

Slicker
02-04-2009, 06:15 AM
I need some sexin'.

DarthQuack
02-04-2009, 07:06 AM
What time is it there Slick, I'm sure the ***** houses are open at this hour.

Slicker
02-04-2009, 07:17 AM
It's 10:20pm but I'm still at work so no payin' for love for me tonight.

DarthQuack
02-04-2009, 07:20 AM
I could recommend a few websites if you're alone...

Slicker
02-04-2009, 07:28 AM
I would but I'm on a government computer. They kinda look down on that. ;)

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 09:27 AM
I would but I'm on a government computer. They kinda look down on that. ;)

Yet they don't mind us being on SSG

Darth Jax
02-04-2009, 11:12 AM
my tax dollars at work

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 11:47 AM
my tax dollars at work

I'm working. I just have to wait on the centrifuge to finish.

Darth Jax
02-04-2009, 11:51 AM
i imgaine slicker sitting in front of a computer terminal practicing his 'Yo, Joe' battle cry.

sith_killer_99
02-04-2009, 12:14 PM
2613 posts and 66 pages!:thumbsup:

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 12:28 PM
Hasbro should make a BobaFrett action figure (in his 501st uniform of course.)

sith_killer_99
02-04-2009, 12:38 PM
Hasbro should make a BobaFrett action figure (in his 501st uniform of course.)

Agreed, BobaFrett is a hero! Maybe Derryl DePriest and Steve Sansweet will convince Lucas to run with the idea.

pbarnard
02-04-2009, 12:52 PM
It's a licensing thing. You just need Lucy Wilson's ok.

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 01:42 PM
:disguising voice to sound like lucy wilson: I think it's a great idea! Let's do it!

El Chuxter
02-04-2009, 01:44 PM
The prize was a kidney transplant. Steve canceled the contest because he realized there was only one person here who needed it.

Tycho is the winner!!

Thread closed.

DarkArtist
02-04-2009, 02:08 PM
Hasbro should make a BobaFrett action figure (in his 501st uniform of course.)

Nice idea, but i kinda want a DarkArtist figure myself. not to knock on BobaFrett.

Darth Jax
02-04-2009, 02:10 PM
there could be a Tycho, medical frigate figure as well

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 02:13 PM
Nice idea, but i kinda want a DarkArtist figure myself. not to knock on BobaFrett.

If you looked anything like your avatar, I would want one too.

El Chuxter
02-04-2009, 02:20 PM
I can guarantee you that you'll find dozens of figures of DarkArtist's avatar warming pegs in a few months. ;)

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 02:51 PM
I can guarantee you that you'll find dozens of figures of DarkArtist's avatar warming pegs in a few months. ;)

True, but I'll still take Scarlett O'Hara :love: over him :Ogre: any day.

DarthQuack
02-04-2009, 03:50 PM
Just did my laundry.

Ji'dai
02-04-2009, 04:03 PM
Feel like taking a nap now.

Slicker
02-04-2009, 04:05 PM
Good morning.

Darth Jax
02-04-2009, 04:48 PM
going to see Underworld after a shower. maybe should add that to the list of "best trilogies"

mtriv73
02-04-2009, 05:42 PM
Good morning.

Good morning to you. Happy thursday.

Slicker
02-05-2009, 12:21 AM
Now it's good afternoon for me but you get the idea.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-05-2009, 01:39 AM
The contest winner gets a walk on appearance in the next EJ Entertainment production! For now, please enjoy VINCE: AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE, from the link in my sig line!

Slicker
02-05-2009, 01:44 AM
I wish I could watch it but I can't get on YouTube at work.

DarthQuack
02-05-2009, 04:19 AM
I had a great night.

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 07:06 AM
Looks like I've slowed a bit... but I do have exciting news for you all!!! Had a colonoscopy yesterday (my first) and got a clean bill of health.

Pics to be added later! :D

Slicker
02-05-2009, 07:45 AM
I really believe you. No pictures necessary...

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 08:07 AM
I really believe you. No pictures necessary...

You sure? I don't have a scanner, but I'm sure I could find one!

Slicker
02-05-2009, 08:11 AM
Oh, no. I really really believe you. :yes:

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 08:39 AM
Well, let me know if you change your mind.... if everyone isn't interested (but how could they not be???) I would be glad to email or pm it to you. :thumbsup:

Slicker
02-05-2009, 08:48 AM
It's almost midnight and I'm watchin' The Dark Knight. It sucks having a watch at 4 in the morning. :(

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 09:05 AM
i don't wear a watch, that's why the put the time on cell phones.

Slicker
02-05-2009, 09:21 AM
ha ha. I've got to stand a watch at a barracks on base.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 09:37 AM
Standing on a watch takes incredible balance.

DarthQuack
02-05-2009, 09:38 AM
Sorry don't have the "time" to do that. Did you catch my joke there? Time????? Ha I kill me.

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 09:45 AM
Sorry, DQ, I just can't read your posts... somehow, my eyes can't seem to move to the right of your 'tar.

mtriv73
02-05-2009, 09:51 AM
It's almost midnight and I'm watchin' The Dark Knight. It sucks having a watch at 4 in the morning. :(

It could be worse. You could have had to watch Obi-dads colonscopy.

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 09:53 AM
I know he didn't want the pics, but I never thought to ask if slicker would like me to post the video....

Jargo
02-05-2009, 09:56 AM
Thread closed!

mtriv73
02-05-2009, 09:58 AM
It's not closed yet

Slicker
02-05-2009, 10:03 AM
How about trying this one...


THEED CLOSED!

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 10:07 AM
that only works for Dar

Slicker
02-05-2009, 10:15 AM
That's true. I just figured I'd give it a whirl since he hasn't shown his mug around here in some time.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 10:31 AM
He gave up. It's a marathon. He's passed out way back on a hill someplace.

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 10:37 AM
That's true. I just figured I'd give it a whirl since he hasn't shown his mug around here in some time.

kids take it out of ya

Slicker
02-05-2009, 10:56 AM
I suppose. I wouldn't really know.

Jargo
02-05-2009, 11:09 AM
go gay. it's cheaper.

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 11:11 AM
there's a billboard near here that advertises a local establishment that sells adult dvd's - claims it's cheaper than dating.

Slicker
02-05-2009, 11:13 AM
go gay. it's cheaper.How so? Then you've gotta buy twice as many condoms...

Jargo
02-05-2009, 11:17 AM
a packet of 12 costs nothing compared to the cost of a rugrat.

Slicker
02-05-2009, 11:19 AM
Pfffttt...could've fooled me. I see plenty of people on welfare driving cars nicer than anything I'll ever have. It must pay to have kids.

Jargo
02-05-2009, 11:24 AM
well it pays in china not to have kids. I know that much.

DarthQuack
02-05-2009, 11:27 AM
Me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke.

El Chuxter
02-05-2009, 12:11 PM
Obi-Dad, please do not post any pictures unless Lemmiwinks appears in one of them.

mtriv73
02-05-2009, 12:16 PM
I'm ready to be disappointed by toyfair. They never give out enough info on what's coming up. I wish Comic-con was just around the corner.

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 12:16 PM
Well, I know everyone will be definitely upset to hear this, after getting everyone's hopes up, but they didn't give me any pics or video, so I have none to post.

Don't worry, I'll call my doctor and see if he'll be sending some or at least can email me one or two. What do people want? wallet size, 4x6 or 5x7's?

obi-dad
02-05-2009, 12:20 PM
I'm ready to be disappointed by toyfair. They never give out enough info on what's coming up. I wish Comic-con was just around the corner.

I thought last year ToyFair was better an Hasbro only showed one new wave at CC (with the ANH wave pics in the slide show). I definitely remember being disappointed last year at CC... can't remember so much how I felt after TF pics last year.

DarthQuack
02-05-2009, 12:39 PM
I feel a turtlehead making an appearance.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 01:12 PM
Me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke.

My wife's Chinese. She doesn't talk like that. :tired:

El Chuxter
02-05-2009, 01:38 PM
My wife's Vietnamese and, though she doesn't talk like that, I have to smell the Coke before I drink it.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 01:56 PM
My wife's Vietnamese and, though she doesn't talk like that, I have to smell the Coke before I drink it.
That's because you know you can smell cyanide and strichnine in solutions.:thumbsup:

mtriv73
02-05-2009, 03:24 PM
That's because you know you can smell cyanide and strichnine in solutions.:thumbsup:

Too bad you can't smell melamine or lead.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 03:38 PM
I just blame our lack of a decent olfactory bulb and psuedogenes.

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 03:58 PM
blame canada, they seem to be a ready-made scapegoat

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 04:06 PM
No, I blame Eric Clapton. Using a drum machine instead of a live band?!?!?

mtriv73
02-05-2009, 04:30 PM
I just blame our lack of a decent olfactory bulb and psuedogenes.

You've got to make room for the higher cognitive functions somehow and the olfactory bulb would be my choice to downsize and move as well. Why do we need great sniffers when we can domesticate dogs to do it for us?

As for the pseudogenes, there is no bad DNA only bad translation. If repetitive elements and the like weren't important for something (like regulation of regular genes) they wouldn't be there.

We need our own science geek thread. It'd probably have to be in the pit though.

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 04:35 PM
we'd need more than just the SSG glossary for the rest of us to understand what the 2 of you are talking about as well

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 04:37 PM
True 'dat. But there is bad DNA. It's the stuff that keeps giving different results despite being the same sequence. I always yell, "BAD DNA" when it does. CE is a pain even when the CE's work.

Jargo
02-05-2009, 05:01 PM
Simon says - sit on your hands.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 05:11 PM
And Simon was drawn and quartered in the revolution!!!

Jargo
02-05-2009, 05:33 PM
Simon says - you're out.

Ji'dai
02-05-2009, 05:36 PM
I bought a pair of psuedogenes on clearance one time. They fit like a glove. I don't think I ever had another pair of pants that were sooo comfortable.

Haven't been able to find another pair like 'em since :dis:

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 05:40 PM
Bad homophones don't work after the terrible job in Jurrasic Park.

Ji'dai
02-05-2009, 05:57 PM
I loved Jurassic Park. Bet I went to see that one six, maybe seven times when it was in theaters.

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 06:16 PM
i saw the original JP in the theater, but only saw the other releases on video.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 06:43 PM
I read the books before seeing the movies, except for the third one.

sith_killer_99
02-05-2009, 07:05 PM
2684 posts and 68 pages!:twisted:

Bel-Cam Jos
02-05-2009, 07:09 PM
Hit .268 with 68 RBI, and you'll still earn over $1 million in MLB.

pbarnard
02-05-2009, 07:13 PM
Sit on the bench and play less than 4 minutes a season, and you still make $3.4 million as an NBA 12th man.

sith_killer_99
02-05-2009, 07:29 PM
Well, here we go, now the thread turns to sports/stats/money. lol

El Chuxter
02-05-2009, 08:10 PM
What is this third Jurassic Park movie to which you refer? There were only two, and they were awesome!

Unrelated, anyone have any clue what I might've been doing for about two hours for one random weekend in July of 2001? I seem to have blocked it out for some reason.

Jargo
02-05-2009, 08:22 PM
*inappropriate slickers mom joke goes here*

sith_killer_99
02-05-2009, 08:26 PM
Inappropriate follow up slickers mom joke goes here!:twisted:

El Chuxter
02-05-2009, 09:05 PM
Isn't "goes here" an inappropriate Slicker's Mom joke in and of itself? Or at least half of one?

Jargo
02-05-2009, 09:09 PM
turbulence!!

Darth Jax
02-05-2009, 09:13 PM
Unrelated, anyone have any clue what I might've been doing for about two hours for one random weekend in July of 2001? I seem to have blocked it out for some reason.

sitting on the toilet?

sith_killer_99
02-05-2009, 09:17 PM
I am.

^
The shortest sentence is the English language.:yes:

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 12:59 AM
I am.

^
The shortest sentence is the English language.:yes:

and popeye's motto is i am's what i am's

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 09:32 AM
What is this third Jurassic Park movie to which you refer? There were only two, and they were awesome!

Unrelated, anyone have any clue what I might've been doing for about two hours for one random weekend in July of 2001? I seem to have blocked it out for some reason.

There was a third (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_III). It was awful.

I was really dissapointed in the fist one after reading the book first. Lesson learned, I'll never read another book again.:thumbsup:

Edit: just read the rest of your post and realized you were talking about the third movie.

DarthQuack
02-06-2009, 10:10 AM
I kissed a girl.....and I liked it.

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 10:25 AM
did she taste like cherry chapstick?

DarthQuack
02-06-2009, 11:17 AM
What happened to Jedi Sal?

pbarnard
02-06-2009, 11:22 AM
What happens if we turn off the internet...i mean for everyone?

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 11:33 AM
What happens if we turn off the internet...i mean for everyone?

no more pr0n

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 11:36 AM
What happens if we turn off the internet...i mean for everyone?

Ducks and chickens would be more than just friends. People would throw their poop at monkeys. Vince from Sham wow would be considered attractive. Episode VII would go into production. Lists like these would no longer exist.

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 12:07 PM
Lists like these would no longer exist.

don't even joke about that, theres a certain member whose life would be shattered without lists

pbarnard
02-06-2009, 12:18 PM
That's the prize boys and girls. That's the prize.

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 12:39 PM
If a penguin gets too hot, like if it's in a zoo and even it's water pool is too warm for comfort, how does it cool off?

pbarnard
02-06-2009, 01:08 PM
Simple, lowers the thermostat on the pool and if that is broken calls the pool repair man.

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 01:25 PM
i figured he'd go grab a beer and sit in the refrigerator for awhile.

Jargo
02-06-2009, 01:45 PM
Ducks and chickens would be more than just friends. People would throw their poop at monkeys. Vince from Sham wow would be considered attractive. Episode VII would go into production. Lists like these would no longer exist.
Vince Offer is a stud. I would. Even if no-one else would.

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 02:40 PM
Vince Offer is a stud. I would. Even if no-one else would.

:shamwow: I'd rather have the overheated penguin

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 02:50 PM
the penguins got a pool. vince has a boy-band mic and a bad haircut. the penguin wins, hands down

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 03:01 PM
Posting from the computer room at the Homewood suites in rainy Southern California! Hows everyone doing out there!

Jargo
02-06-2009, 03:02 PM
yeah but vince is good at cleaning up spillages and chopping veggies. A penguin is just take take take alllllllllll the tiiiiime.....

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 03:04 PM
Posting from the computer room at the Homewood suites in rainy Southern California! Hows everyone doing out there!

We've all been busy cheering Josh on and celebrating your bravery and sacrifice (and posting really stupid stuff about penguins and Vince from shamwow.)

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 03:08 PM
Posting from the computer room at the Homewood suites in rainy Southern California! Hows everyone doing out there!

It's already been said many times (and in many threads), but you truly are the man.

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 03:09 PM
We've all been busy cheering Josh on and celebrating your bravery and sacrifice (and posting really stupid stuff about penguins and Vince from shamwow.)

So I've noticed. Isn't vince really a Penguin with a human outer skin?

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 03:16 PM
So I've noticed. Isn't vince really a Penguin with a human outer skin?

Continue insulting penguins like that and I'll have your other kidney on my sword good sir.

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 03:55 PM
So I've noticed. Isn't vince really a Penguin with a human outer skin?

he doesn't waddle enough, and seems wily enough that he's probably an otter in disguise

mtriv73
02-06-2009, 04:04 PM
Vince Offer more than meets the eye

Vince Offer...otter in disguise

The Offerbots wage their battle to clean up the dirty messes of...slickers mom

El Chuxter
02-06-2009, 04:11 PM
Do not insult Vince Offer. He may be scum, but he's no otter.

Filthy, disgusting creatures, otters.

Do you know why the woolly mammoths are extinct? Giant prehistoric otters sold them tainted peanut butter.

Stinking, filthy otters.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-06-2009, 04:20 PM
I can't believe the lies and misinformation I'm hearing about Vince! Click the link in my sig line to reveal the unfiltered truth!!!

As for this contest, I think Barry should win hands down. :p

El Chuxter
02-06-2009, 04:28 PM
I just watched it again!!

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 04:47 PM
As for this contest, I think Barry should win hands down. :p

Thank you, but I must abide by the rules set forth by the adminstrator of said contest.

Besides, I got washed at the hospital by another woman besides my wife! She washed me everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE! Woo Hoo!

I love the smell of live otters rubbed on my chest!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-06-2009, 04:56 PM
Thank you, but I must abide by the rules set forth by the adminstrator of said contest.

Besides, I got washed at the hospital by another woman besides my wife! She washed me everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE! Woo Hoo!

I love the smell of live otters rubbed on my chest!
Wow, it seems that you gave Tycho a kidney, and Tycho gave you his crazy thoughts! :D

Jargo
02-06-2009, 05:22 PM
did they shave you too? I went in for a biopsy and they shaved my right leg. then took a biopsy from my left bicep!

Darth Jax
02-06-2009, 06:53 PM
fire, fire, he he he fire

TeeEye7
02-06-2009, 07:51 PM
I want to buy a TK-523 t-shirt. When will they become available?

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 08:15 PM
did they shave you too? I went in for a biopsy and they shaved my right leg. then took a biopsy from my left bicep!

Yep, my chest and my nether regions got shaved. I feel like a little boy now, or as my wife says, a little boy with a beard.

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 08:20 PM
I want to buy a TK-523 t-shirt. When will they become available?

Funny, I'm wearing my "Imperials 501st Legion" baseball jersey right now, on the back is my number "523" with "TK" below it. I spent around $100 to have it made, but it fits rather comforatabely considering my abs swelled out a bit after the surgery because of have some gas pumped in to help assist with surgery.

I've lost about 8 pounds, and I eat lighter now, hope I can keep it up!

El Chuxter
02-06-2009, 08:24 PM
Not to be disgusting, but will the gas somehow dissipate on its own?

bobafrett
02-06-2009, 08:31 PM
Not to be disgusting, but will the gas somehow dissipate on its own?

I sure hope so, I can't get into my own jeans. I have the other kind of gas already, which I needed to do in order for them to let me out. I let a long stream of gas out (I tooted) in front of one of the nurses and my wife. Quite embarrasing.

Kidhuman
02-06-2009, 09:31 PM
What happened to Jedi Sal?

I was wondering the same thing earlier today

TeeEye7
02-06-2009, 09:50 PM
Bye! Time to go to work!

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 12:18 AM
But if you go to work, and this contest ends, you cannot win.

I have to go get some shut eye soon. But then I can't win either!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
02-07-2009, 12:43 AM
You're winning right now.

Wait . . . d'oh!

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 12:51 AM
It's okay, but I really need to get back to my hotel room and have a brownie and milk.

DarthQuack
02-07-2009, 07:25 AM
Yes, where is jedi sal....he would love it here.

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 08:14 AM
Good Morning! I went to bed for 6 hours, and only 1 post after mine? Where is everyone, sleeping in on a Saturday?

Darth Jax
02-07-2009, 09:41 AM
sleepy peoples aren't going to win

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 10:20 AM
I just had a delicious breakfast at the hotel where I am staying. It's raing right now in San Diego.

JetsAndHeels
02-07-2009, 10:27 AM
I just had a delicious breakfast at the hotel where I am staying. It's raing right now in San Diego.

You stay classy San Diego!!

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 10:32 AM
I just noticed I left the "in" out of "raining" it's not "raing" it's raining.

Bel-Cam Jos
02-07-2009, 10:42 AM
Therefore, unfotunaly, you are now disqualfed from this thread's winngs. Dang it! Now I'm DQ'd! :upset:

mmm... Dairy Queen...

Darth Jax
02-07-2009, 11:02 AM
I just had a delicious breakfast at the hotel where I am staying. It's raing right now in San Diego.

if peyton manng's in your hotel, make sure and tell him to take a hike

TeeEye7
02-07-2009, 11:34 AM
But if you go to work, and this contest ends, you cannot win.

I have to go get some shut eye soon. But then I can't win either!

I'm back from work (and the tire shop...caught a nail in the right front). I see the contest is still on so I've still got a chance to win!

But now I've got to go to bed. I'll dream the contest is still going so that it will be when I wake up! :yes:

pbarnard
02-07-2009, 04:23 PM
The contest is far from over. It's more addictive than crack, and cleaner than a meth lab!

Plus I thought Peyton Manning was in Hawaii this week for the ProBowl that no one will watch but we'll hear about the injuries in the NFL2008 carried over to NFL2009 threads.

Darth Jax
02-07-2009, 05:03 PM
it will be interesting when the pro bowl is played prior to the superbowl next year.

TeeEye7
02-07-2009, 05:35 PM
I'm awake! And, hey, look! The contest is still going! Just like I dreamed!

bobafrett
02-07-2009, 05:54 PM
I'm dreaming of cookies and milk! Freash baked chocolate chip cookies, not the local chips ahoy mind you! 2% milk does well, but these days I'm drinking skim.

Darth Jax
02-07-2009, 06:51 PM
I'm dreaming of cookies and milk! Freash baked chocolate chip cookies, not the local chips ahoy mind you! 2% milk does well, but these days I'm drinking skim.

i drink mostly vodka

pbarnard
02-07-2009, 07:25 PM
it will be interesting when the pro bowl is played prior to the superbowl next year.

With no one from those teams in the game.


i drink mostly vodka

I just run it in straight IV. Saves time, and the liver doesn't dilute it out of the blood stream as fast. :thumbsup: