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DarthQuack
03-24-2009, 01:48 PM
Who wants to go with me to the home opener for the New York Yankees? :thumbsup:

pbarnard
03-24-2009, 01:49 PM
I've done the cannonade part of the music indoors with hydrogen ballons, it was the finale to our Chemical Demonstration Show at Creighton.

mtriv73
03-24-2009, 02:39 PM
With no Battlestar and no Clone Wars cartoon what the heck am I supposed to do (as a married man with a toddler which negates going out) Friday night?

pbarnard
03-24-2009, 02:43 PM
Whatever that channel is that used to show BSG, SG-1 etc, will show Stargate Ark of Truth. I myself however plan to watch Real Time with Bill Maher instead, since they moved that up and not wait for the repeats on Sunday or Monday.

TeeEye7
03-24-2009, 03:03 PM
Who wants to go with me to the home opener for the New York Yankees? :thumbsup:

I will if you can pick me up at my house and give me a ride to the stadium.

mtriv73
03-24-2009, 04:22 PM
I will if you can pick me up at my house and give me a ride to the stadium.

Don't you think "somewhere between the delta and the core" is a little out of his way?

bobafrett
03-24-2009, 04:42 PM
I was going to say something noble, but I won't.

mtriv73
03-24-2009, 04:56 PM
I was going to say something noble, but I won't.

Were you going to say something like...“There is nothing noble in being superior to some other person. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.”

bobafrett
03-24-2009, 05:03 PM
Exactly! Am I smart or what?

mtriv73
03-24-2009, 05:33 PM
Exactly! Am I smart or what?

You're as smart as you are handsome.:thumbsup:

Darth Jax
03-24-2009, 09:13 PM
man it's getting deep in here

bobafrett
03-25-2009, 07:19 AM
You're as smart as you are handsome.:thumbsup:

Then I's dumb. :cry:

JEDIpartner
03-25-2009, 09:02 AM
Tammy calls up every Brady in the El Lay phonebook, but to no avail!

"Hello... is Mike or Carol in...?"

Tammy finally meets someone who KNEW the Bradys. He tells her startling and terrifying news!!

"I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this; *sniffle* The Brady Bunch was canceled in the 70s!!!"

pbarnard
03-25-2009, 09:20 AM
The Osbournes gang raped the Bradys. It was all over the dogs. Don't mess with Sharron's pooches!

bobafrett
03-25-2009, 09:44 AM
I really need to get up and get something done today.

pbarnard
03-25-2009, 10:04 AM
I really need to get up and get something done today.

Only if the world or universe revolves around you. Sleep in, take it easy!

Bel-Cam Jos
03-25-2009, 11:13 AM
Was Tom a member of the Brady Bunch? Did he throw the football at Marsha?

pbarnard
03-25-2009, 11:28 AM
No, but remember, unless he's dating/sleeping with you, not a super model. Also, he averages the NFL 1 major rules change every 3 years of his career.

bobafrett
03-25-2009, 11:49 AM
Only if the world or universe revolves around you. Sleep in, take it easy!

I wish I could, but I find myself back at the computer, I am waiting for the mail man, as I long for something tasty to eat. I'm hoping that he brings me my tax refund money, that the Florida department of Child support enforcement took from my Federal tax refund. I've had my son living with me since January 2003, and got child support terminated in June of 2007, and custody in August of 2007.

That, and I am waiting for a check for around $75.00 from U.C.L.A. for 2 shipments of some blood that I shipped out in December of 2008. I was told 6 to 8 weeks, and it's now 11 weeks later, still no money from that.

El Chuxter
03-25-2009, 12:00 PM
The Osbournes gang raped the Bradys. It was all over the dogs. Don't mess with Sharron's pooches!

That actually looks like something from that new variety show they've been hyping. Ozzy is such a doofus publicity hound that he's no longer fit to be the Prince of Darkness. Will his replacement be Glenn Danzig, Ronnie James Dio, Lemmy Kilmister, or someone else altogether?

pbarnard
03-25-2009, 12:21 PM
That, and I am waiting for a check for around $75.00 from U.C.L.A. for 2 shipments of some blood that I shipped out in December of 2008. I was told 6 to 8 weeks, and it's now 11 weeks later, still no money from that.

Cali's broke. They just can't afford the postage. Not like you want a rubbery check anyways.


That actually looks like something from that new variety show they've been hyping. Ozzy is such a doofus publicity hound that he's no longer fit to be the Prince of Darkness. Will his replacement be Glenn Danzig, Ronnie James Dio, Lemmy Kilmister, or someone else altogether?

You mean he's not dead from choking on his own vomit yet?

DarthQuack
03-25-2009, 01:27 PM
I've gotta poo, wish me luck!

bobafrett
03-25-2009, 01:33 PM
I've gotta poo, wish me luck!

Thanks for sharing that tid bit with us.

pbarnard
03-25-2009, 01:42 PM
I've gotta poo, wish me luck!

Are you constipated or incontinent? If not, than luck you do not need. :thumbsup:

Darth Jax
03-25-2009, 06:52 PM
I've gotta poo, wish me luck!

quoth harvey dent "i make my own luck"

bobafrett
03-25-2009, 11:09 PM
I'm going to bed. Won't be back until tomorrow sometime. Therefore if the contest ends at this point, I will be declared "King of the SSG year".

DarthQuack
03-26-2009, 04:18 AM
Your kingdom isn't ready for you to lead yet :)

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 10:40 AM
No, the prize is getting to whack play whack a mole with your least favorite celebutard's face taped to all the little critters for an hour. Or as they call in Albania, therapy.

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 10:41 AM
Your kingdom isn't ready for you to lead yet :)


Quit posting while you are on the can

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 10:42 AM
He'd have no where to do post than that would take him seriously.

mtriv73
03-26-2009, 10:59 AM
He'd have no where to do post than that would take him seriously.

Umm, what?

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 11:09 AM
Deal with it. I'm post drunk from here.

bobafrett
03-26-2009, 12:51 PM
I got off of work early today! I put 5 hours in, and left at lunch. I thought I would get home and find my favorite site would have declared me "winner".

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 12:52 PM
You would be in error. But that's ok, it means you could just be off on the day it may or may not happen.

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 12:58 PM
I put Star Wars terms in the questions for my classes. Here is an example from today's civics class:

(and I know its a planet not a nation, i just used it in place of the crazy name they gave in the original question)

The nation of Alderaan has a higher standard of living than most nations. It has a stable government, a solid economy, and strong leadership. Alderaan can BEST be described as which of the following?

A.) A command economy
B.)A developed nation
C.)A developing nation
D.)An insignificant nation

mtriv73
03-26-2009, 01:30 PM
I put Star Wars terms in the questions for my classes. Here is an example from today's civics class:

(and I know its a planet not a nation, i just used it in place of the crazy name they gave in the original question)

The nation of Alderaan has a higher standard of living than most nations. It has a stable government, a solid economy, and strong leadership. Alderaan can BEST be described as which of the following?

A.) A command economy
B.)A developed nation
C.)A developing nation
D.)An insignificant nation


The answer is E.) Completely blown away.

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 01:45 PM
F) Financing an illegal insurection against the soverign goverment and therefore, totally blown away as an example to others.

DarkArtist
03-26-2009, 01:47 PM
F) Financing an illegal insurection against the soverign goverment and therefore, totally blown away as an example to others.

good one pbarnard.

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 01:48 PM
It was no mercy mission, that was for sure!

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 02:24 PM
G. They are peaceful and have no weapons

By the way, nobody hardly ever catches the SW references.

bobafrett
03-26-2009, 02:29 PM
H. "That's no moon, it's a space station, that coincidently happens to be near the remains of Alderaan"

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 02:31 PM
Next Question: Why did the country of Naboo have trade sanctions levied against it despite being a well governerned, highly developed, peaceful nation?

A) Because the rest of the world is mean
B) Because some ego maniac was going to use a trade war to take over the world
C) Because they were illegally breaking copyright on digital media
D) They refused to play royalties and tarrifs on goods that were made in other parts of the world by slave labor by corporations set up in places like Naboo, but used these low waged/low skilled/barely educated workers to undermine the competitions prices and get goods the people of Naboo wanted cheaply.

Darth Jax
03-26-2009, 02:33 PM
snow day. the trip that takes 10 minutes took 90 minutes today to get home. looking out my window i see two feet of snow on my balcony

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 03:17 PM
NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's not true, that's impossible!!!!!!

mtriv73
03-26-2009, 03:21 PM
G. They are peaceful and have no weapons

By the way, nobody hardly ever catches the SW references.

If nobody hardly ever catches it, does that mean that everyone regularly catches it, or does it mean it's a good thing you're not teaching english:laugh:?

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 03:29 PM
I think it his test maybe an indictment of the whole educational system, or minimally, his school district.

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 03:34 PM
I think it his test maybe an indictment of the whole educational system, or minimally, his school district.


I was simply showing how I use Star Wars names and locations in my questions.


If nobody hardly ever catches it, does that mean that everyone regularly catches it, or does it mean it's a good thing you're not teaching english:laugh:?

Yes. :)

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 03:43 PM
I was simply showing how I use Star Wars names and locations in my questions.:)

Until the smart a$$ed kid asks, where is it on a map:shocked:

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 03:57 PM
Until the smart a$$ed kid asks, where is it on a map:shocked:

I have that too.

mtriv73
03-26-2009, 04:02 PM
So if the Millenium Falcon leaves Mos Eisley spaceport traveling 0.5 past light speed towards Alderaan (59 light years away) at 4:20 PM and the death star blows up Alderaan at 4:30 PM and the debris cloud expands at 1000m/s, how big will the debris cloud be when the Millenium Falcon arrives in the Alderaan system?

A. Point five past light speed makes no sense
B. 30 billion meters
C. Bigger than yo momma
D. Smaller than yo momma
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above
G. Some of the above

pbarnard
03-26-2009, 04:36 PM
So if the Millenium Falcon leaves Mos Eisley spaceport traveling 0.5 past light speed towards Alderaan (59 light years away) at 4:20 PM and the death star blows up Alderaan at 4:30 PM and the debris cloud expands at 1000m/s, how big will the debris cloud be when the Millenium Falcon arrives in the Alderaan system?

A. Point five past light speed makes no sense
B. 30 billion meters
C. Bigger than yo momma
D. Smaller than yo momma
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above
G. Some of the above

*sniffs* They peed their pants. No one ever gets those right except enginerds.

Bel-Cam Jos
03-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Until the smart a$$ed kid asks, where is it on a map:shocked:Well, you can find Tataouine, Fortuna, Jutland, El Camino Real, Falusa, or the Palatine Hills on maps... :rolleyes:

BTW, any HS or college student would say that leaving at 4:20 would delay anybody... :tired:

mtriv73
03-26-2009, 04:57 PM
I really can't get enough of supershadow. I hope he never gets his medication adjusted.

DarthQuack
03-26-2009, 05:00 PM
Sweet 16 lol

bobafrett
03-26-2009, 06:43 PM
Sweet 16 lol

We don't want to hear about the age of your date last weekend.

Darth Jax
03-26-2009, 07:15 PM
So if the Millenium Falcon leaves Mos Eisley spaceport traveling 0.5 past light speed towards Alderaan (59 light years away) at 4:20 PM and the death star blows up Alderaan at 4:30 PM and the debris cloud expands at 1000m/s, how big will the debris cloud be when the Millenium Falcon arrives in the Alderaan system?

A. Point five past light speed makes no sense
B. 30 billion meters
C. Bigger than yo momma
D. Smaller than yo momma
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above
G. Some of the above

i was gonna say a couple of parsecs, but since it actually a measure of distance rather than time i'm not gonna give that as an answer

DarkArtist
03-26-2009, 07:18 PM
So if the Millenium Falcon leaves Mos Eisley spaceport traveling 0.5 past light speed towards Alderaan (59 light years away) at 4:20 PM and the death star blows up Alderaan at 4:30 PM and the debris cloud expands at 1000m/s, how big will the debris cloud be when the Millenium Falcon arrives in the Alderaan system?

A. Point five past light speed makes no sense
B. 30 billion meters
C. Bigger than yo momma
D. Smaller than yo momma
E. All of the above.
F. None of the above
G. Some of the above

Bigger than a cracked out Rancor going without a tasty Gamorrean snack for weeks on end......

Darth Jax
03-26-2009, 09:37 PM
not looking forward to the mess that will be traffic in the morning

bobafrett
03-26-2009, 10:33 PM
We had an accident just a 1/4 block down from our house just a 1/2 hour ago. I got to call 911 to get a police officer to the scene. I feel important now!

JetsAndHeels
03-26-2009, 10:39 PM
I sure am enjoying watching Villanova beat Duke. Lets go Nova!!

Darth Jax
03-27-2009, 08:10 AM
We had an accident just a 1/4 block down from our house just a 1/2 hour ago. I got to call 911 to get a police officer to the scene. I feel important now!

now you're just an attention junkie. not enough that you gave up a kidney apparently.

mtriv73
03-27-2009, 08:16 AM
Was it a really horrible accident with parts all over the street (car parts, not human hopefully) or was it a fender bender?

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 08:53 AM
Was there an organ donor, i mean motorcycle involved against a semi so you gotta seperate the racoon and deer parts from the motorcyclist?

mtriv73
03-27-2009, 09:13 AM
Would the racoon or deer be driving the semi? Otherwise I don't see how they'd be involved. Deer can't drive motorcycles because they can't fit the helmets over their antlers. I guess female deer could wear helmets. A racoon in a helmet is just silly. Can you imagine the helmet head you'd have if your whole head was covered in fur? It's take 3 showers to get that to calm down so I can't see racoons even bothering (they're very practical creatures.) Now 3 racoons working together could easily drive a semi. The stupid deer was probably joyriding on the hood. It's a wonder that species has made it this long. One day though, racoons will rule the land and otters the sea. Truly that will be a bad day for the deer.

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 09:24 AM
You've obviously never seen that a semi leaves behind no roadkill. Deer and racoon endtrails and what not are all over the wheels and front of the semi. These critters are to semis what bugs are to a car.

Which begs the question, did you have to stop neighborhood dogs from licking up the blood?

TeeEye7
03-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Which begs the question, did you have to stop neighborhood dogs from licking up the blood?

We have to have some one on guard to prevent this at the homicide scenes I work. Kinda makes the looky-loos even more squeamish!

The feral dogs that wander the streets are always looking for an opportunity.

mtriv73
03-27-2009, 10:21 AM
As if I didn't have enough to worry about, now I find out there are vampire dogs roaming the streets. Great.

TeeEye7
03-27-2009, 10:25 AM
Vampire dogs? Ruh-roh!

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 10:39 AM
I'm not worried about the Vampire dogs as much as I am the harpoon armed monkeys that escaped from Ft Bragg.

El Chuxter
03-27-2009, 11:04 AM
I understand attacks by monkeys with harpoon guns have increased dramatically along the I-95 corridor.

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 11:15 AM
Don't stop at the rest stops.

See, they're wild monkeys. Forgot to add that.

El Chuxter
03-27-2009, 11:52 AM
But are they making the kids happy?

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 12:06 PM
I don't know, they're WILD monkeys!

mtriv73
03-27-2009, 12:54 PM
Which comedian had that bit? I recall hearing it on XM Raw Dog recently. I almost had to turn it off I was laughing so hard it was affecting my driving.

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 12:56 PM
It's from Will Farrel's one-man show (A Final Night with George W. Bush). It was on HBO. My wife wondereding if turning purple because I was laughing so hard was normal.

mtriv73
03-27-2009, 01:17 PM
It's from Will Farrel's one-man show (A Final Night with George W. Bush). It was on HBO. My wife wondereding if turning purple because I was laughing so hard was normal.

Ah, That's where I heard it! It must have been something else that almost made me wreck. It certainly wasn't all the old Sam Kinneston they play all the time.

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 01:28 PM
Yea, sorry, can't help with the voices in your head. That's something else entirely.

JEDIpartner
03-27-2009, 03:56 PM
Tammy finally meets someone who KNEW the Bradys. He tells her startling and terrifying news!!

"I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this; *sniffle* The Brady Bunch was canceled in the 70s!!!"

EPILOGUE:

With this knowledge, Tammy could not bear to live another moment of her wretched, filthy and REALLY boring life!

"If I cannot... spend... spring break in Hawaii with the Brady Bunch... I will drink poison... and DIE!"

:cry:

pbarnard
03-27-2009, 04:06 PM
Hmmm, this thread alone will push me over 2k. Will I need to have a patch installed or is this millenium proofed already?

DarthQuack
03-27-2009, 07:27 PM
My poo came out ok the other day BTW.

bobafrett
03-27-2009, 08:05 PM
Was it a really horrible accident with parts all over the street (car parts, not human hopefully) or was it a fender bender?

The gut from what I can tell was driving a black volkswagon beetle, he was going to cross York st. which is a main thouroghfare in my town, and a lady was driving with no headlights on, and he started across the street, must have just got the nose of his car out when the lady hit the front drivers side, oil, radiator fluid, and car parts all over the road. The old man when I got out there I think he was in shock, he had one headlight hanging out by a wire, still lit. I watched him as he put the light back in place, then proceeded to pick up the parts of his car from the street, the whole time traffic is going by, and I'm yelling at him to get out of the street, while I'm on the phone with the cops. I also kept telling him to turn his car off, as the inside windows were getting steamed. Both cars were taken away on tow trucks.

Darth Jax
03-27-2009, 08:13 PM
My poo came out ok the other day BTW.

i'd been so worried, now i can relax

bobafrett
03-28-2009, 04:06 AM
I can't believe that I am up at 4 a.m., but I had to go potty.

Darth Jax
03-28-2009, 08:29 AM
7 am and i'm up to get ready for work.

Bel-Cam Jos
03-28-2009, 10:18 AM
There was an accident around here in SoCal, that shut down a fairly-major artery freeway from about 6am to around 3pm. Involved two trucks, a bus, a couple SUVs, and a couple cars. Not pretty to be near there. Three injured and two killed. :sad:

Please drive carefully, people!

TeeEye7
03-28-2009, 10:22 AM
7 am and i'm up to get ready for work.

7am is my time to quit work. It's also time to begin my week end! :thumbsup:

....after I get a few hours sleep first.

Dar' Argol
03-28-2009, 10:45 AM
This a strange, strange contest . . . . . and I have pity for you . . .

lol, j/k

bobafrett
03-28-2009, 12:00 PM
Welcome to the contest that never ends! I was actually surprised that it didn't get locked down with your return!

DarthQuack
03-28-2009, 03:16 PM
I'm playing KanJam....anyone ever heard of it before???? It's an awesome frisbee game....check it out at www.kanjam.com :)

Darth Jax
03-28-2009, 03:48 PM
Dar would never lock a thread... Theed is another story and likely to get shut down

bobafrett
03-28-2009, 04:08 PM
I'm playing KanJam....anyone ever heard of it before???? It's an awesome frisbee game....check it out at www.kanjam.com :)

I'd have to have at least 7 other people to play, and I rarely see any of my friends. :(

mtriv73
03-29-2009, 10:43 AM
Dar should win for having the best avatar

DarthQuack
03-29-2009, 01:20 PM
Quiet you! Morehead St!

TeeEye7
03-29-2009, 01:48 PM
I thought DQ was going to pull out the Nerf Crotch Bat there for a moment.

DarthQuack
03-29-2009, 02:14 PM
Crotch....what a fun thing to say....although Jennifer Tilly in Liar Liar on USA right now is making mine move. :thumbsup:

Darth Jax
03-29-2009, 04:30 PM
better the nerf crotch bat than the louisville slugger crotch bat if you are the intended target of crotch bat

DarthQuack
03-29-2009, 06:08 PM
The Final Four is set.

bobafrett
03-29-2009, 07:31 PM
The Final Four is set.

Is it tuna, bread, mayo, and relish?

DarthQuack
03-29-2009, 08:27 PM
Slicks Mom/Flornbi/Chuck Norris/Carp

bobafrett
03-30-2009, 05:43 AM
"I see" said the blind man to the deaf dog.

Jedi_Kal-El
03-30-2009, 05:51 AM
I see the getting older, New Contest is still running.

Slicker
03-30-2009, 06:00 AM
This is STILL here?! This is getting ricockulous.

DarthQuack
03-30-2009, 07:57 AM
Don't forget my nice chop-sticks and sake for me. :thumbsup:

Darth Jax
03-30-2009, 08:21 AM
why is it the far east, cuz i could get there easier by going west but quickest with a great circle route

pbarnard
03-30-2009, 09:00 AM
I add a year and it's still going. So much for my birthday wish...wait, that involved, can't say. Won't come true.

Slicker
03-30-2009, 09:38 AM
Don't forget my nice chop-sticks and sake for me. :thumbsup:
Just PM me what you want and I'll see what I can do for ya.

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 10:59 AM
I'm going to prison tonight. Luckily not for any significant length of time. I'm going to visit an institutional Jaycees chapter. A Hokie in the pokey. Should be fun. |:bandit:|

pbarnard
03-30-2009, 11:01 AM
About time they got you off the street!

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 12:25 PM
About time they got you off the street!

Seriously, it probably is. I watched the Australian Grand Prix yesterday (F1 is the only real racing,) so I'll probably get a ticket on the way there. I don't know what it is about those races that makes me want to slam the pedal to the floor and see how good german engineering really is. :dancingbananainyourtailpipe::

pbarnard
03-30-2009, 12:59 PM
See, Vince Offer was walking the streets, and the street walker popped him one good. You know it was a quality pop too, she was German!

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 03:27 PM
Has anyone here been to the south by southwest music festival? I watched some of it this weekend and really want to go.

pbarnard
03-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Can't say that I have. But if they have both kinds of music there, I'll pass.

bobafrett
03-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Both types of music? Like Rock and Country or Blues and Jazz, or was it something else perhaps?

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 04:27 PM
The concerts I listened to were alternative rock (Lenka, Third Eye Blind, and Shiny toy guns,) but they had an Oakridge Boys concert too. I think it's 80 bands over 4 days and many genres of music. I feel the same way about country music as I do about NASCAR (see my formula one post earlier today for clarification.)

DarthQuack
03-30-2009, 04:31 PM
And in this corner.....Andre the Giant!!!

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 05:01 PM
I am the Dwead Piwate Woberts

Darth Jax
03-30-2009, 10:17 PM
Preposterous

TeeEye7
03-30-2009, 10:32 PM
Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak!

mtriv73
03-30-2009, 10:47 PM
I'd like a nice mutton lettuce and tomato

TeeEye7
03-31-2009, 02:50 AM
Mawage is what bwings us togedder today.

bobafrett
03-31-2009, 05:28 AM
Mawage is what bwings us togedder today.

What??? I can understand the last six words, but what is Mawage? Boo Hoo, you lost me.

Darth Jax
03-31-2009, 08:42 AM
scary - i heard that dolly parton is designing a kid's show (supposedly with pee wee's playhouse as the inspiration) for tv

mtriv73
03-31-2009, 09:30 AM
What??? I can understand the last six words, but what is Mawage? Boo Hoo, you lost me.

Marriage. Have you seen The Princess Bride? It's a fantastic movie.



scary - i heard that dolly parton is designing a kid's show (supposedly with pee wee's playhouse as the inspiration) for tv

Anything coming to mind I could possibly say about this will get me banned. I'd watch it though.

pbarnard
03-31-2009, 10:32 AM
Like play time at Dolly's Mountain?

mtriv73
03-31-2009, 04:03 PM
I wonder what Freud would have to say about lightsabers?

pbarnard
03-31-2009, 04:11 PM
Boinkin' your sister is bad...but daddy dressing up in black and boinkin' his daughter sadistically even worse.

obi-dad
03-31-2009, 04:11 PM
Marriage. Have you seen The Princess Bride? It's a fantastic movie.

Absolute must see.

pbarnard
03-31-2009, 04:12 PM
Enjoyable, but verging on the over rated.

mtriv73
03-31-2009, 04:23 PM
Enjoyable, but verging on the over rated.

Never! Watching that movie (with dates) during my college years got me more action than a Jackie Chan movie.

pbarnard
03-31-2009, 05:20 PM
Wait a second, you mean girls like certain types of movies?

Darth Jax
03-31-2009, 07:15 PM
princess bride, along with pretty woman, are like the only 2 chick flicks watchable by man

UKWildcat
03-31-2009, 08:56 PM
princess bride, along with pretty woman, are like the only 2 chick flicks watchable by man

The Notebook is alright.

Darth Jax
03-31-2009, 09:28 PM
thankfully i've been able to avoid that one so far, so i can't comment on it.

Slicker
03-31-2009, 09:36 PM
The Notebook is alright.The Notebook is indeed good. Another good "chick flick" is What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams. I find it rather funny that the hell portions were filmed on an aircraft carrier (the USS Oriskany). I should've paid more attention to that movie 5 years ago...

DarthQuack
04-01-2009, 07:13 AM
New edition of Streak for the CASH! Anyone do this on ESPN.com, we should make an SSG group.

bobafrett
04-01-2009, 07:20 AM
I really enjoyed the Princess Bride, and my wife had me watch "The Notenook" which I found to be a very enjoyable movie. Tonight we are going to see "Monsters Vs. Aliens".

Darth Jax
04-01-2009, 08:33 AM
. Tonight we are going to see "Monsters Vs. Aliens".

3D or 2D????

mtriv73
04-01-2009, 08:40 AM
3D or 2D????

I liked 2d on Facts of Life, but Blair was the bomb(shell).

Disney movies are also great hook-up flicks.

Jumping completely to the other end of the spectrum, on our first date, my wife and I watched Armagedon.

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 09:46 AM
The first two movies I watched with my wife are Kill Bill vol 1 and The Last Samurai. I think she was trying to send me a message with all the Asians beheading white people.

TeeEye7
04-01-2009, 10:26 AM
Is this the day we pity the fools?

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 10:32 AM
Is this the day we pity the fools?

I ain't gittin' on no plane, Hannibal!

bobafrett
04-01-2009, 10:41 AM
3D or 2D????

The theatre we are going to has it in 3D, but it's not an IMAX theatre.

mtriv73
04-01-2009, 11:05 AM
Is this the day we pity the fools?

This is the day we make fun of Pagans for the silly spring rites they perform.

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 11:06 AM
Cuz Gregory didn't like Julius' calendar, so he made up his own!

El Chuxter
04-01-2009, 02:39 PM
How exactly is What Dreams May Come a "chick flick"? Simply not having action and explosions does not a chick flick make.

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 02:50 PM
You mean they can make movies without them?

bobafrett
04-01-2009, 03:20 PM
Oh, Oh, in another hour I will be watching Aliens Vs. Monsters, Yippee!

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 03:31 PM
And maybe in 90 minutes after that asking for your money back?

mtriv73
04-01-2009, 04:04 PM
Oh, Oh, in another hour I will be watching Aliens Vs. Monsters, Yippee!

Do you get a discount if you show them your AARP card?:razz:

Dar' Argol
04-01-2009, 04:57 PM
I think this is one big April Fools joke Steve devised and he's gonna come in here, post it then close it so he's the last one . . . . .

or not . . . .


side note . . I'm the 3900 post in this thread . . . woot!!! PANTS!

Darth Jax
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
You mean they can make movies without them?

michael bay can't

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
My hypothesis is that the explosion shape matches that of his last burrito meal.

DarthQuack
04-01-2009, 06:18 PM
Just dance.......Lady Gaga

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 06:40 PM
No. Let's Dance. David Bowie!

bobafrett
04-01-2009, 06:42 PM
side note . . I'm the 3900 post in this thread . . . woot!!! PANTS!

I think he meant Wet Pants! Ha Ha Dar wet his pants!

JetsAndHeels
04-01-2009, 06:54 PM
I think he meant Wet Pants! Ha Ha Dar wet his pants!

From Billy Madison:

"You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!!"

"If peeing in your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 06:59 PM
That or the Shermanator.

bobafrett
04-01-2009, 08:44 PM
I'm going to be in the Star Wars insider issue number 109!

If you have the hyperspace membership, then look at issue number 90, pages 5 and 6! Oh, yes, and Josh is in there also!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
04-01-2009, 09:03 PM
I'm going to be in the Star Wars insider issue number 109!

If you have the hyperspace membership, then look at issue number 90, pages 5 and 6! Oh, yes, and Josh is in there also!
Cool! I saw that Hyperspace thing online but let my subscription lapse years ago so it'll be good to have it in the actual magazine.

JetsAndHeels
04-01-2009, 09:04 PM
I'm going to be in the Star Wars insider issue number 109!

If you have the hyperspace membership, then look at issue number 90, pages 5 and 6! Oh, yes, and Josh is in there also!

If I send my copy to you will you sign it for me, Mr. Frett? :)

Darth Jax
04-01-2009, 09:37 PM
There you go, making his head bigger than it was before

pbarnard
04-01-2009, 09:45 PM
You mean George Lucas took your other kidney and now you need one?

JetsAndHeels
04-01-2009, 09:45 PM
There you go, making his head bigger than it was before

Then I will send it to Tycho for his signature.

DarthQuack
04-02-2009, 04:33 AM
Oh god.....I had forgotten Hyperspace memberships....and the insanely high price that it costs :P But I will be picking it up at my local newsstand!

mtriv73
04-02-2009, 10:09 AM
Are they still charging for Hyperspace memberships? You'd think any web traffic they get would be viewed as free advertising and they'd do everything in their power to max it out.

TeeEye7
04-02-2009, 10:39 AM
this thread is officially closed.

And I win!

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 10:43 AM
this thread is officially closed.

And I win!


Nice try,

LIAR!

TeeEye7
04-02-2009, 10:47 AM
NOW this thread is officially closed.

And I STILL win!

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 10:48 AM
To quote Lee Corso


No so fast my friend!

TeeEye7
04-02-2009, 10:51 AM
Lee Corso also said: "Good night, Burt!"

I'm off to beddy-bye, guys!

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 10:53 AM
Nah, they probably staid up late talking about braiding their chest hair and growin' mustaches.

That or how to ruin movies and football teams.

mtriv73
04-02-2009, 10:57 AM
Lee Corso's rental car was hit by lightning and destroyed in Blacksburg, VA a few years ago after he picked Georgia Tech to beat the Hokies.

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 11:06 AM
That's something we all get to look forward too, mean spirited college kids wrecking senile septa & octagenarians vehicles.

mtriv73
04-02-2009, 12:46 PM
That's something we all get to look forward too, mean spirited college kids wrecking senile septa & octagenarians vehicles.

As much as I'd like to give the students credit for being able to control the weather, I'm pretty sure the lightning came from the storm that ripped through the area that night.

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 12:55 PM
Prove the negative. That's easiest to do.

DarkArtist
04-02-2009, 03:00 PM
passed my state housing inspector's license last night. whoo hoo

pbarnard
04-02-2009, 03:21 PM
So the 1970s ranch killed Col Mustard in the turn of the century Victorian with a candlestick?

Dar' Argol
04-02-2009, 03:30 PM
*waves hand*

This is not the thread you are looking for

DarthQuack
04-02-2009, 04:09 PM
Rolling on the river....

bobafrett
04-02-2009, 04:22 PM
If I send my copy to you will you sign it for me, Mr. Frett? :)

Yes, but then I'll have to ship it to Josh, as he is the other part of the story!

bobafrett
04-02-2009, 04:26 PM
Then I will send it to Tycho for his signature.


Yes, but then I'll have to ship it to Josh, as he is the other part of the story!

This is what I get for responding to the thread without reading the next page first. I'd still ship it to Josh, instead of routing it back to you, then having
you have to ship it out again.

mtriv73
04-02-2009, 04:40 PM
So if you had a theme song what would it be?

Jedi_Kal-El
04-02-2009, 04:43 PM
Here's my every other day to once a week obligatory post in this thread.

And before anyone speaks up I know you'll probably all tell me not to feel obligated to post in here. :p:yes:

bobafrett
04-02-2009, 05:27 PM
So if you had a theme song what would it be?

The Imperial March

Bel-Cam Jos
04-02-2009, 06:44 PM
So if you had a theme song what would it be?"Untitled," by an artist I fail to recall.

Darth Jax
04-02-2009, 06:55 PM
So if you had a theme song what would it be?

i imagine it would involve a kazoo, washboard and old whiskey jug

JetsAndHeels
04-02-2009, 10:03 PM
I'd still ship it to Josh, instead of routing it back to you, then having you have to ship it out again.

Ah, thanks. You are very kind, sir...which is no surprise. That is why you are in the magazine, after all. :)

bobafrett
04-03-2009, 06:09 AM
Ah, thanks. You are very kind, sir...which is no surprise. That is why you are in the magazine, after all. :)

Yes, and don't forget my fellow SSGer's to pick yourself up a copy, it's a good read!

Shameless self promotion, Hee Hee!

pbarnard
04-03-2009, 09:31 AM
So if you had a theme song what would it be?

"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour. :yes:

I haven't picke up an issue of insider at least since the Emisaries of the Void serial. That was what, 2 publishers ago?

mtriv73
04-03-2009, 10:09 AM
Princes of the Universe by Queen. (Did I mention that I don't suffer from any lack of self esteem?)

TeeEye7
04-03-2009, 10:32 AM
Baby Beluga by Raffi.

pbarnard
04-03-2009, 10:48 AM
Princes of the Universe by Queen. (Did I mention that I don't suffer from any lack of self esteem?)

Well if you're going to be dillusional, may as well be dillusions of grandeur.

DarthQuack
04-03-2009, 02:21 PM
F-ing gunman in Binghamton, NY.......I was covering it all morning-afternoon for our news station in Binghamton....

pbarnard
04-03-2009, 02:34 PM
And Tony Kornhieser says nothing ever happens there.

mtriv73
04-03-2009, 03:42 PM
You're making jokes about a tragedy where 15 people have died?

DarthQuack
04-03-2009, 03:47 PM
Not funny prick.

JetsAndHeels
04-03-2009, 09:12 PM
F-ing gunman in Binghamton, NY.......I was covering it all morning-afternoon for our news station in Binghamton....

Terrible tragedy. Nothing else to say really.

bobafrett
04-03-2009, 09:55 PM
Very sad. Why is it becoming more common, crimes of these types? Or is it just more media coverage. It saddens me.

JetsAndHeels
04-03-2009, 10:13 PM
Very sad. Why is it becoming more common, crimes of these types? Or is it just more media coverage. It saddens me.

It saddens me too. Just last Sunday here in NC a guy went on a shooting spree in a nursing home facility, killing several patients and a worker.

Darth Jax
04-03-2009, 11:12 PM
nother example of man's inhumanity to man.

bobafrett
04-04-2009, 07:53 AM
Well it's Saturday morning, I almost went into work today, but since I have to work tomorrow, I decided against it. I'm only on the schedule three days this week, but as a full time assembler, I am needed to work 5 days, so I get to choose the other 2 days I work.

Darth Jax
04-04-2009, 07:59 AM
that's pretty cool that you can pick some of the days you work. many of us are stuck with a weekly schedule that never varies.

since it's early on saturday morning, and all the rest of you yahoos are still in bed, must mean i'm on my way to work.

DarthQuack
04-04-2009, 08:55 AM
Been at work since 4a....lots of on-scenes with our reporters in Binghamton.....sad stuff. :(

TeeEye7
04-04-2009, 10:46 AM
Why is it becoming more common, crimes of these types?

It's because these nut cases have been educated as to where the killing fields are: churches, schools, day cares, hospitals etc. They go to where they know they won't be opposed. You've never heard of one of these dill weeds going into a police station or National Guard armory before, have you? Nope. Their reception there will be quite different!

mtriv73
04-04-2009, 12:31 PM
It's been almost 2 years since the killings down at Virginia Tech. It seemed there was a lull in that kind of tragedy for a while after that but recently the world seems like it's going crazy again. Isn't this the 5th in the last month?

I just read that another nut job just killed 3 police officers in Pittsburg. Very, very sad.

bobafrett
04-04-2009, 02:05 PM
It makes me angry, if they don't like their life, why take others with you? I've been depressed about things over my life, I once thought about ending my life, but I never thought "well I'll go make more family's in this world life miserable by taking out some innocent people. Instead, I got help.

Jedi_Kal-El
04-04-2009, 10:51 PM
It does seem to be getting crazy out there again. You hear about these kinds of things with much more regularity lately.

When life gets me down I usually like to take it out on the people who live within the world of a GTA game. It's one of the reasons I like the series so much because you can do things any normal person wouldn't even consider doing in real life.

bobafrett
04-05-2009, 06:23 AM
It's morning, and I'm off to work. Had nightmares that all my bikes sold.

Slicker
04-05-2009, 07:53 AM
Why's that a nightmare? If they sold that means you can build more and still have a job for another day. :thumbsup:

Bel-Cam Jos
04-05-2009, 09:01 AM
Weirdest thing. The other morning, just before awakening, I had the distinct feeling that I was NOT dreaming, while I was still sleeping. The image I had was a white background with a black rectangle right in front of me. Then, when I did wake up, I still had the image. :do-do-doodoo:

And yes, wide economic situations like these bring out more crazy nut cases than "normally" exist. :mad:

TeeEye7
04-05-2009, 10:26 AM
I can't remember dreaming of anything for a long, long time. :signofoldage:

Darth Jax
04-05-2009, 11:03 AM
page 100.....

DarthQuack
04-05-2009, 12:52 PM
Actually page 300 something.

JetsAndHeels
04-05-2009, 01:33 PM
Mine says page 397.

TeeEye7
04-05-2009, 02:20 PM
I was channel surfing this morning and saw that Apocalypse Now was on with Harrison Ford's uncredited scene. I never noticed it before, but his name tag on his uniform was "Lucas".

Darth Jax
04-05-2009, 02:21 PM
so we can't agree on how many pages long this thread is, but you can't argue with the post number

DarthQuack
04-05-2009, 03:35 PM
Post #3967
Page #397

Ji'dai
04-05-2009, 04:03 PM
Post #3968
Page #397

My 75th post in this thread!

Darth Jax
04-05-2009, 04:16 PM
for all you 10 posts/page peoples, this is my 396th post in this thread. averaging one per page for you.

course for the 40 posts/page peoples (like me) i'm averaging more like 4 per page.

DarthQuack
04-05-2009, 04:23 PM
Wrestlemania XXV is tonight....I hope it's gonna be good.

TeeEye7
04-05-2009, 07:36 PM
Here's who DQ is going to wrestle....

bobafrett
04-05-2009, 09:26 PM
It's morning, and I'm off to work. Had nightmares that all my bikes sold.


Why's that a nightmare? If they sold that means you can build more and still have a job for another day. :thumbsup:

Yes, but it's very stressful, when you have management breathing down your neck wanting you to get the bike rack full, and you have 80 bike slots, and can only build X number of bikes in an 8 hour shift. I have been busting my butt trying to get some bikes done to fill as they sell. But I'm the one who has to fill the rack everyday, which sometimes takes up trhe first two hours in a day, then it's build time.

bobafrett
04-05-2009, 09:29 PM
Wrestlemania XXV is tonight....I hope it's gonna be good.

Wrestling fake, I prefer Ultimate fighting! :hurt: :frus:

bobafrett
04-06-2009, 06:04 AM
OMG, it's like 6 a.m. central time, and no one has a thing to say between the time I went to bed, and the time I woke up?

mtriv73
04-06-2009, 09:59 AM
OMG, it's like 6 a.m. central time, and no one has a thing to say between the time I went to bed, and the time I woke up?

You said it all, Wrestling is fake. There's nowhere to take that without starting a new topic. So, what topic are we going to beat into the ground today?

TeeEye7
04-06-2009, 10:48 AM
All I hear are crickets........

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 11:05 AM
Not any more. *wipes his shoes*

DarkArtist
04-06-2009, 11:07 AM
Weirdest thing. The other morning, just before awakening, I had the distinct feeling that I was NOT dreaming, while I was still sleeping. The image I had was a white background with a black rectangle right in front of me. Then, when I did wake up, I still had the image. :do-do-doodoo:

And yes, wide economic situations like these bring out more crazy nut cases than "normally" exist. :mad:

i use to have wierd dreams like this all the time...so do at times... i used to work for a banquet hall and have to set up the hall for weddings , parties etc and i would always have dreams in the middle of the night that they would be setting up a party in the middle of my bedroom. the dreams were so realistic that I would actual get up and start moving tables and stuff until i realized that i was standing in the middle of the room in my pj's wondering what i was doing ? used to drive me crazy

DarkArtist
04-06-2009, 11:08 AM
Here's who DQ is going to wrestle....

can it be a tag team ? i'd gladly join in the match

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 11:11 AM
And can I go to your trial in 6 months when she presses charges?

Darth Jax
04-06-2009, 11:41 AM
All I hear are crickets........

so what temperature is it?

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 12:14 PM
so what temperature is it?

Cold. Want any more descriptions?

sith_killer_99
04-06-2009, 12:52 PM
I do I do!!!:twisted:

Darth Jax
04-06-2009, 01:13 PM
Cold. Want any more descriptions?

crickets would give you an idea of how cold... that was before you stepped on them

mtriv73
04-06-2009, 01:59 PM
I used to have a Fat tailed Gecko named Morrison that ate crickets. I'd buy crickets once a week or so and keep them in a little terrarium in my room before feeding them to him. One particularly hot night in the summer of 1998, the AC went out in the townhouse I was renting. It was about 85 degrees in my room and those blasted bugs chirped like crazy all night. Threatening to get out a can of Raid had no effect on them (probably because they understand english about as well as I speak cricket.) I finally ended up throwing them all in with the Lizard. Slowly the chorus of chirping decreased until only one lone set of legs was left rubbing together. And then there was silence.

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 02:17 PM
Actually the cold affects the harmonics of the males mating chirp. Too cold, and can't sing for the lady crickets.

Darth Jax
04-06-2009, 02:18 PM
i had an anole when i was a kid. his tail fell off.

mtriv73
04-06-2009, 02:26 PM
Did it grow back?

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 02:29 PM
My wife had a hedgehog. It jumped out of her 9th floor window and crashed to the sidewalk. It survived, but didn't live long after that. She also had crickets and silk worms as pets. Beijing kids are wierd.

Darth Jax
04-06-2009, 02:37 PM
Did it grow back?

nope he had a stump for about a year before he died.

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 02:59 PM
Such is the way of things. The way of the Force...

mtriv73
04-06-2009, 03:03 PM
I was told not to worry if Morrison's tail came off. When I bought him, the guy in the pet shop said it would grown back over time if he ever lost it, but I tried to be really careful anyway. Luckily for him, we never had to test that out. I know I'd hate to lose a body part and have to wait until it grew back.

JediTricks
04-06-2009, 03:18 PM
I must succeed!

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 04:07 PM
While I have pointed this out, but wouldn't it be easier for you (JT), to post, lock the thread and declare yourself the winner?

bobafrett
04-06-2009, 04:39 PM
Hey, we hit page 400, post #3995

Slicker
04-06-2009, 05:01 PM
Post number 3996

pbarnard
04-06-2009, 05:05 PM
Watch out for Panzers!!! Here I come with 1934!

DarthQuack
04-06-2009, 05:13 PM
And yet again....

I shall have......

The thousandth post.....this one being the 4000th!!!!

Darth Jax
04-06-2009, 06:29 PM
triple posts disqualify oneself. so while you got #4000 you ain't gonna win

sith_killer_99
04-06-2009, 06:40 PM
4002 posts and 101 pages....still going!:thumbsup: