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pbarnard
08-28-2009, 10:33 AM
We were admonished if we talked like Speedy Gonzalez in Spanish 3 or 4 in high school.

mtriv73
08-28-2009, 11:31 AM
If a stormtrooper "outgasses" in his armor, are there filters to take care of the odor or do they just have to live with it until they change?

Beware the stormtrooper with brown pants.

pbarnard
08-28-2009, 12:17 PM
Well the thin suit underneat suposedly recycles the sweat and other wastes to use to keep cool or warm, so I don't see why not.

TeeEye7
08-28-2009, 01:14 PM
We were admonished if we talked like Speedy Gonzalez in Spanish 3 or 4 in high school.

Any problems if you spoke like Speedy Alka Seltzer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxYRhnBzp8U

pbarnard
08-28-2009, 01:38 PM
No, but we arose suspicions if we did the telenovelas start calm, and than raise your voice and go hysterical.

El Chuxter
08-28-2009, 01:42 PM
Kids are smarter and more adept at getting references to the past than we give them credit for. I didn't understand the Humphrey Bogart references in Bugs Bunny when I was little, but I knew the cartoons were old and could figure out he was a celebrity from way back when.

The problem with too much kids' entertainment today is that the producers try too hard to be "hip" and forget that, like adults, kids want to see what's good. I think the only reason Pokemon does well is that there's really nothing to compete with it aside from clones. As much as I personally don't like The Clone Wars, kids seem to enjoy it, and it's a million times better than any other (kids') cartoon on right now.

mtriv73
08-28-2009, 03:33 PM
My 2 year old loves Southpark. He walks around all the time saying "bad kitty, that's my pot pie!"

Of course I'm kidding. He's never seen Southpark. We do watch the occasional Robot Chicken when Mommy isn't watching though.

El Chuxter
08-28-2009, 03:43 PM
I found out the hard way that my mother-in-law is one of those people who doesn't pay any attention to cartoons, thinks all cartoons are for kids, and allows a television to babysit toddlers.

My daughter went there for a week, and came home wanting to watch "Bobby Hill," and recognizing Brian Griffin and Eric Cartman. Thankfully, no foul language yet, and the one she seemed to like the most is easily the most harmless of the bunch.

I have a feeling she won't be down there for a week again anytime soon. It's almost as bad as my own father letting her watch Spongebob so now she recognizes it. I keep telling her he's "not nice," which is the only thing she really understands when it comes to, "No way in hell is that crap getting turned on in my house."

DarthQuack
08-28-2009, 03:53 PM
Back to School is a great film.

mtriv73
08-28-2009, 04:00 PM
Back to School is a great film.

Star Wars was better

TeeEye7
08-28-2009, 04:14 PM
School's Out is a good song. I was 18 when I first heard it.

mtriv73
08-28-2009, 05:08 PM
School's Out is a good song. I was 18 when I first heard it.

Don't feel bad, I was 16 the first time I heard it. Of course the song was 18 years old by then...

Darth Jax
08-28-2009, 06:48 PM
School's Out is a good song. I was 18 when I first heard it.

are you a nice guy still?

Bel-Cam Jos
08-28-2009, 07:01 PM
On my Wall of Popular Culture in my classroom, I have a few images of things my students have little to no idea about:

- John Wayne
- that Burgess Meredith Twilight Zone episode "Time Enough at Last"
- Goofus and Galant
- Uncle Sam (a few get this, but not as many as should)
- Iron Eye Cody (Native American from those "Keep America Beautiful" ads)
- The Giving Tree
- Time Bandits
- my 'subtle' speed-of-light speed limit sign

But yet they all know about:
- The Breakfast Club
- Spider-Man
- The Hulk
- Simpsons
- various SW posters
- Superman
- Wolverine (but not all know Capt. America next to him)
- House, M.D.
- Weird Al (but they seldom admit it :p)

TeeEye7
08-29-2009, 03:26 AM
are you a nice guy still?

No more, mister......

But...I've got a baby's brain and an old man's heart....

Darth Jax
08-29-2009, 08:43 AM
don't always know what i'm talking about

bobafrett
08-29-2009, 08:54 AM
don't always know what i'm talking about

That's me, and I'm 44 :(

Darth Cruel
08-29-2009, 09:15 AM
Fortunately, what people talk about matters less and less every day. So we are not missing anything by not knowing what we are talking about.

Bel-Cam Jos
08-29-2009, 09:46 AM
When a speech or ad has to be no more than 140 characters long, you'll know we're all headed for 1984.

Darth Cruel
08-29-2009, 10:12 AM
I'll be ready with my sledgehammer.

mtriv73
08-29-2009, 12:25 PM
Well, I didn't win the Mega-millions jackpot. I guess I'd better keep the day job.

TeeEye7
08-29-2009, 01:20 PM
Well, I didn't win the Mega-millions jackpot. I guess I'd better keep the day job.

There goes your chance of being a billion dollar baby.

sith_killer_99
08-29-2009, 02:02 PM
Holy cow, this thing's still going.

Six thousand five hundred twenty-three posts and one hundred sixty-four pages!:twisted:

bobafrett
08-29-2009, 04:26 PM
Well, I didn't win the Mega-millions jackpot. I guess I'd better keep the day job.

I didn't win either, if I did, I would get on a plane to go visit with Josh, but I didn't, so I won't, at least not for now .

Darth Jax
08-29-2009, 07:34 PM
don't let your wife know that you want to visit Tycho so you can accompany him to the bachelorette party

bobafrett
08-29-2009, 09:27 PM
don't let your wife know that you want to visit Tycho so you can accompany him to the bachelorette party

That my friends would get me locked up, and I wouldn't be catching my flight to anywhere.

TeeEye7
08-30-2009, 01:00 AM
This just in:

bobafrett
08-30-2009, 08:20 AM
Oh my God, you are going to get me into so much trouble!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! Stop!

DarthQuack
08-30-2009, 09:45 AM
Come fly away....

Bel-Cam Jos
08-30-2009, 09:54 AM
I think we should just isolate and remove the Gets In Trouble Due To Pictures gene in all people worldwide and forever Photshop everyone with anyone doing whatever every time.

Darth Cruel
08-30-2009, 11:40 AM
I want to thank Sir Steve for my winning this contest. Much appreciated!

Slicker
08-30-2009, 12:10 PM
*sniff* It smells like porn star ***** and the great depression in here.

pbarnard
08-30-2009, 01:07 PM
So you're hiding in your mother's closet again?

Bel-Cam Jos
08-30-2009, 04:18 PM
Winning contests... George won a contest once...

Darth Jax
08-30-2009, 09:47 PM
george has a line of kitchen products

TeeEye7
08-31-2009, 01:57 AM
Washington was a chef?

I get it! That's where "Hail to the Chef" came from!

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 08:27 AM
Where did the weekend go?

Darth Jax
08-31-2009, 08:55 AM
weekends not quite over for me.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 09:47 AM
Why is it I check out the "off topic" of this forum first, but any other site, I go from top to bottom?

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 10:23 AM
Why is it I check out the "off topic" of this forum first, but any other site, I go from top to bottom?

Syphillus, definitely.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 10:40 AM
I was thinking Sifo-dys, but since that's viral, I'll take antibiotics anyways.

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 11:01 AM
Good, antibiotics are great for viral infections!

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 11:26 AM
I'm trying to figure out what people were thinking when I was very little: why was Peter Scaleri supposed to be the big star and not Tom Hanks???

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 11:58 AM
Being Italian was cooler

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 12:32 PM
There's a joke about trains running on time, but it doesn't work here.

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 01:55 PM
A joke about Slicker's Mom is appropriate for any occasion.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 01:56 PM
Involved Mussolini...but he probably did Slicker's mom too.

Darth Jax
08-31-2009, 02:22 PM
who hasn't?

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 02:23 PM
Any of us who don't have a burning sensation when we pee?

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 02:28 PM
I used to have that, but I took antibiotics

Darth Jax
08-31-2009, 02:33 PM
surprising the govt doesn't put them in the water

El Chuxter
08-31-2009, 02:34 PM
I used to, and then found out I was prone to kidneystones. Only they were small enough to almost make it to freedom and not actually get caught in the kidneys. It was not pleasant. But drinking more during the day keeps that problem away! (Trouble is, people say I have a bladder like a pregnant woman because I prefer to injest huge amounts of liquid rather than deal with stones.)

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 02:36 PM
surprising the govt doesn't put them in the water

Only the human use causing the accelerated evolution of multidrug resistant bacteria prevents us.

mtriv73
08-31-2009, 03:12 PM
:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:
The ninja stealth poster strikes again
:ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja::ninja:

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 03:15 PM
GI Joe issue 21, grenade beats ninja...every time!!!

El Chuxter
08-31-2009, 03:18 PM
GIJoe #21 has be one of the five greatest comics ever produced, unless you're "too cool for school" and won't admit to how freaking awesome it was and still is. Leialoha is absolutely, unquestionably one of the most underrated masters in the field.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 03:20 PM
I just use it as an example of why there are no ninjas and it's just impractical for them to continue the myth that they're invincible when they contradict it within their own story.

El Chuxter
08-31-2009, 03:24 PM
They became invincible after they became too popular for their own good. I think Devil's Due took it way to the extreme when Snake Eyes actually died and came back as a zombie. At least, no matter how farfetched it got, Hama kept the ninjas based in real-world folklore.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 03:34 PM
I actually got usable data today.

Slicker
08-31-2009, 03:59 PM
*sniff* It smells like dick cheese and mummy wrappings in here.

plasticfetish
08-31-2009, 04:07 PM
Two for one...

A) It's your upper lip.

B) So when did your mom drop by last?

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 04:14 PM
I was going to say while hiding in his mom's closet he put her solitary pair of panties on his head.

Darth Cruel
08-31-2009, 05:50 PM
This thread is really becoming...abstract.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 06:42 PM
Abstract or absurd?

bobafrett
08-31-2009, 07:15 PM
I just grilled chicken for dinner tonight, quite delicious.

pbarnard
08-31-2009, 07:31 PM
You grilled the chicken? What about the eggs? The rooster?

DarthQuack
09-01-2009, 04:26 AM
Ectocooler.

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 08:30 AM
Monkeys eating ground weasel Chalupas...is it a logical consequence of chasing them around the mulberry bush?

Slicker
09-01-2009, 09:17 AM
Get this. Whenever we pull in we have a Friends and Family Day Cruise a few days later. Basically the ship will pull back out about 20 miles and everyone is allowed up to the flight deck to see the birds take off and then they do an airshow. It's really quite neat. Apparently Friends and Family isn't PC (that was seriously there reasoning) so they renamed it. They no carp renamed it to the Family and Guests Cruise. Or, as we've ALL been calling it, the *** Cruise. Someone did NOT think that through too well.

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 09:19 AM
It's the Navy. What's the biggest oxymorron: Military Intelligence.

mtriv73
09-01-2009, 10:11 AM
Get this. Whenever we pull in we have a Friends and Family Day Cruise a few days later. Basically the ship will pull back out about 20 miles and everyone is allowed up to the flight deck to see the birds take off and then they do an airshow. It's really quite neat. Apparently Friends and Family isn't PC (that was seriously there reasoning) so they renamed it. They no carp renamed it to the Family and Guests Cruise. Or, as we've ALL been calling it, the *** Cruise. Someone did NOT think that through too well.

So basically you're saying that the next time you pull into Norfolk or San Diego you can get all of us (your best friends) onto an aircraft carrier for a 20 mile ride and an airshow? I'm in.

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 10:12 AM
No, he's saying they all tell after being asked.

mtriv73
09-01-2009, 10:35 AM
They can ask me any questions they want if if means I get to see a bunch of F-18's doing crazy stunts.

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 10:45 AM
Unless they go supersonic, pass.

Slicker
09-01-2009, 12:33 PM
So basically you're saying that the next time you pull into Norfolk or San Diego you can get all of us (your best friends) onto an aircraft carrier for a 20 mile ride and an airshow? I'm in.If we were ever to pull into either of those cities I'd be more than willing to get you guys onboard but unless you travel to Japan I can't get you on the GW since it's permanently forward deployed here.


Unless they go supersonic, pass.They'll definitely break the sound barrier. I've got several videos that I've personally taken with them passing the sound barrier. As a matter of fact I think I have one up on my Myspace page...which I haven't visited in months. Meh!

mtriv73
09-01-2009, 12:44 PM
Just booked my trip to Tokyo. Is 100,000 yen a lot?

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 01:01 PM
Just booked my trip to Tokyo. Is 100,000 yen a lot?

Dude, you way over paid for a date with Slicker's mom. :yes:

mtriv73
09-01-2009, 01:10 PM
But it's totally worth it to celebrate Family And Guests day with Slicker and the rest of the Seamen

TeeEye7
09-01-2009, 01:26 PM
Only 8 more new members until the coveted 10.000 membership mark for SSG is reached.

I wonder what percentage of the membership is made up of spammers? :Ponder:
What would the real total be?

Jedi_Kal-El
09-01-2009, 01:35 PM
Can this still be considered a new contest? lol

Darth Cruel
09-01-2009, 02:12 PM
So basically you're saying that the next time you pull into Norfolk or San Diego you can get all of us (your best friends) onto an aircraft carrier for a 20 mile ride and an airshow? I'm in.

Not if we are his best friends. We can only go if we are his best guests.


Only 8 more new members until the coveted 10.000 membership mark for SSG is reached.

I am quite sure there are more than 10 members.

You know what is interesting about this thread? I usually do not crack wise on grammar mis-cues on forums because I am completely burnt out on the jokes from that...

But it seems to be absolutley fine to do it in this thread.

pbarnard
09-01-2009, 02:33 PM
I find the participation in this thread despite the futility brings out either the optimists or the nihlists. Who's who, eh...

Slicker
09-01-2009, 02:43 PM
Just booked my trip to Tokyo. Is 100,000 yen a lot?Nah. It's only about $1,000. You got it for less than it cost me when I went home in March. :mad:

mtriv73
09-01-2009, 04:38 PM
Nah. It's only about $1,000. You got it for less than it cost me when I went home in March. :mad:

I should have actually looked for a flight and booked it then.

bobafrett
09-01-2009, 06:24 PM
Book em Dan-o!

Bel-Cam Jos
09-01-2009, 06:49 PM
Or, dang it, Book-o!

Darth Jax
09-01-2009, 09:28 PM
do not taunt happy fun ball

TeeEye7
09-02-2009, 03:10 AM
While you were all sleeping..........:sleeping:





I won this contest!

DarthQuack
09-02-2009, 07:44 AM
You lie....you have won NOTHING....and like it!!!!

Darth Jax
09-02-2009, 08:50 AM
little chocolate donuts - the breakfast of champions

El Chuxter
09-02-2009, 09:09 AM
Meh. It's not as good as Quarry or Super Colon Blow.

Darth Jax
09-02-2009, 09:20 AM
but those little waxy donuts are simply heaven. neither screams breakfast food like them.

but the video of belushi jogging around the track with his cigarette dangling is great.

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 09:31 AM
I was thinking, why isn't there a samurai deli?

mtriv73
09-02-2009, 09:35 AM
I was thinking, why isn't there a samurai deli?

There is, but it's in Japan. I'll bring you back some calamari salami when I go for the Family And Guest cruise with Slicker.

El Chuxter
09-02-2009, 09:41 AM
How can even John Belushi compete with the image of Phil Hartmann atop a mountain of 2.5 million bowls of oat bran?

(Warning: May cause abdominal distention.)

Slicker
09-02-2009, 09:53 AM
There is, but it's in Japan. I'll bring you back some calamari salami when I go for the Family And Guest cruise with Slicker.mtrivs gonna get the salami when he comes to the ***...cruise...

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 10:09 AM
mtrivs gonna get the salami when he comes to the ***...cruise...

He hasn't figured that part out. Don't tell. :thumbsup:

mtriv73
09-02-2009, 10:47 AM
No, I knew exactly what I was saying. The difference is Slicker can come right out and say it and I'd be banned (or worse yet I might offend one of our members who are gay and don't know me well enough to know that we're joking.) So, I have to play the straight guy to set him up for the zingers.

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 10:48 AM
If this thread hasn't offened anyone yet, we have to try harder!!!

El Chuxter
09-02-2009, 10:56 AM
Hmmm... gay jokes and a reference to abdominal distention on the same page. That doesn't happen often.

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 11:13 AM
Well I also received your package yesterday Chux. Nice and big. But after emptying the contents, I quickly discarded it.

mtriv73
09-02-2009, 03:12 PM
Well I also received your package yesterday Chux. Nice and big. But after emptying the contents, I quickly discarded it.

Did you swallow the contents of his package?

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 03:16 PM
Did you swallow the contents of his package?

No. My wife even commented on how my Skystriker was much bigger and larger and nicer than Chux's Python Patrol Conquest

mtriv73
09-02-2009, 03:30 PM
If all you've ever seen are micromachines then it's easy to mistake a regular titanium for a BMF.:laugh:

pbarnard
09-02-2009, 04:17 PM
What were we talking about?

mtriv73
09-02-2009, 04:25 PM
Toys, just toys

Darth Cruel
09-02-2009, 05:25 PM
What were we talking about?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing to see in this thread...move along, move along.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-02-2009, 07:08 PM
Signed, Mr. U. Famizzum.

El Chuxter
09-02-2009, 08:19 PM
I was starting to get worried about it, and was planning to ask you if it had shown up if no word from you this evening. :)

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 08:28 AM
I learned something. Apparently, Slicker has had a dish called goat whip. According to my wife, it's quite an expensive delicasy in and around the Sea of China.

Darth Jax
09-03-2009, 08:33 AM
i learned from the news today that it's hard for a terrorist to determine which direction the blast effect will "go" when hiding explosives in one of their own body cavities.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 08:43 AM
Did know if he was coming or going type of thing?

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 09:33 AM
i learned from the news today that it's hard for a terrorist to determine which direction the blast effect will "go" when hiding explosives in one of their own body cavities.

Can we get a link to that one? Sounds interesting.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 10:32 AM
How much C4 can you stuff in your bowels? It's the new show coming to a station near you. check local listings for dates and times. New host every week.

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 11:45 AM
Uranus is a gas giant.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 11:49 AM
Do you think the kid who said he liked Santa Claus in "A Christmas Story" got teased/buliled throughout high school?

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 12:15 PM
If he did, all he had to say was that he made enough money to by his first car for saying that (assuming he invested wisely.) That would shut just about anyone up.

El Chuxter
09-03-2009, 12:28 PM
Do you think the kid who said he liked Santa Claus in "A Christmas Story" got teased/buliled throughout high school?

I can just imagine him bragging to impress a girl.

"I was in a movie back when I was younger."
<slightly skeptical> "Really? Which one?"
"You ever seen A Christmas Story?"
"No kidding! Of course I have, every year! You were in that?"
"I sure was."
<unbuttoning blouse> "I love that movie! That is so cool!"
"Yeah, I know. It's neat to think of the effect I've had on bringing Christmas cheer to everyone."
<unhooking brassiere> "Oh, you've got to tell me all about making it. Who were you in the movie?"
"You know the kid in front of Ralphie in line to see Santa Claus? The guy who says, 'I like Santa,' then freaks out when he gets to see him? Wait! Where are you going?!? Damn! Oh well, Rosie, I still have you and your five sisters."

Darth Cruel
09-03-2009, 12:31 PM
I am thinking abstractly...or is it absurdly. I get confused. I feel disjointed. Like I am free-floating in a vacuum and I don't have the sense to care.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 12:37 PM
Do or do not. That is so true when it comes to thinking. Sadly, we have ~6 billion people who do not.

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 01:12 PM
I am thinking abstractly...or is it absurdly. I get confused. I feel disjointed. Like I am free-floating in a vacuum and I don't have the sense to care.

Did Tycho give you his leftover meds?

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 01:15 PM
Well he didn't steal from Michael Jackson, if he did, he'd sleep through the end of this contest...maybe.

TeeEye7
09-03-2009, 02:51 PM
What kind of instruments do the musicians play in a lap band?

....and are they accompanied by lap dancers?

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 02:56 PM
But why do they always disappear when they stand up? Answer me that Mr. Crime Solver.

TeeEye7
09-03-2009, 03:04 PM
The band's name is Belly of the Beast.

...that explains it all....

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 03:20 PM
Or are they illegals in Rusia, legal in Finland, possibly neither in Sweeden or Norway?

El Chuxter
09-03-2009, 03:21 PM
Slicker's Mom plays clarinet. It's the only instrument she can play on her back.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 03:23 PM
There's something about sucking on a wooden reed while blowing air through your mouth that could make this much dirtier than it already is. I can't quite figure it out.

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 04:19 PM
Slicker's Mom plays clarinet. It's the only instrument she can play on her back.

She plays a mean skin flute in just about any position you can imagine.

pbarnard
09-03-2009, 04:43 PM
You can also use the term human whip. If you're ordering ala carte.

mtriv73
09-03-2009, 05:39 PM
My carbon emissions are rather high today for some reason.

Probably the mexican food I had last night for dinner

Darth Jax
09-03-2009, 07:27 PM
Can we get a link to that one? Sounds interesting.

i heard about it on the radio, but a little google searching and i came up with this (http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/2833157/Bomb-in-anal-cavity-raises-new-airline-concern)

the radio report indicated the prince was "pretty much" unscathed by the attack cause the force was directed in the other direction.

bobafrett
09-03-2009, 09:25 PM
I'm tired, but I'm waiting for my strawberries to blossom on my Farmville App on Facebook.

TeeEye7
09-04-2009, 03:34 AM
My carbon emissions are rather high today for some reason.

Probably the mexican food I had last night for dinner

Those who were around you "ˇcabrón! emissions would be high as well...

.... at least that's what they'd be saying for putting up with all those pedos!

DarthQuack
09-04-2009, 08:02 AM
Just call me Abe Froman....the sausage king of Chicago.

pbarnard
09-04-2009, 08:40 AM
Bicycle accidents aren't fun. Some stupid *** hit me last night, helmet saved me only minor concussion. I did more damage to this guys car than he did to me and my bike.

Darth Jax
09-04-2009, 08:41 AM
want a gummi bear?

Darth Cruel
09-04-2009, 10:33 AM
I have nothing to say. I am posting merely to attempt to win this contest. I am truly hoping to actually be able to contribute some meaningful content some day.


But I am not losing any sleep over it.

TeeEye7
09-04-2009, 11:49 AM
Sorry to hear about your incident, PB. I hope you're doing well.

pbarnard
09-04-2009, 12:12 PM
Sore lower back, dizzy, a mild bit of nausea. Sadly, this is why I wished i bruised and felt pain sometimes. I should be black and blue and with a couple broken bones, not denting a car, chipping windshield, taking a few divots out of my helmet, and 3 scratches on my chest.

Darth Cruel, do or do not already. So Zen, so Catholic in its simplicity.

TeeEye7
09-04-2009, 12:17 PM
Thankfully, it sounds like the braids were unscathed! :beard:

;)

mtriv73
09-04-2009, 12:24 PM
Sore lower back, dizzy, a mild bit of nausea...

Sounds like you're not injured, you're pregnant.

TeeEye7
09-04-2009, 12:33 PM
I can tell the new school year has started. Thanks to my wife, a third grade teacher, our house looks like an Office Depot that exploded.

Papers, books, folders, red pens, rubber bands, paper clips everywhere I tells ya!

pbarnard
09-04-2009, 01:20 PM
Sounds like you're not injured, you're pregnant.

It's just the ringing in my head and not needing to pee every 5 minutes that are contraindicative.

mtriv73
09-04-2009, 01:44 PM
It's just the ringing in my head and not needing to pee every 5 minutes that are contraindicative.

But have you gone up a cup size?

TeeEye7
09-04-2009, 03:39 PM
From a Slurpee to a Big Gulp, right?

We are talking 7 Eleven drinks here, aren't we?

Pee, cup sizes, it all adds up....

Darth Cruel
09-04-2009, 03:45 PM
I was about to mention having just had a slurpee. But in this context...it didn't sound good.

mtriv73
09-04-2009, 03:46 PM
We're rapidly catching up to the LA area just found thread for number of posts. 2 more and we'll be on page 666. :twisted:

pbarnard
09-04-2009, 04:25 PM
Well, slurpee, that'd be good for compression, and for drinking.

No cup size, I am forbidden from lifting weights for a week. I'll try running tomorrow though.

Darth Jax
09-04-2009, 06:45 PM
percocet missed with slurpee makes it even better

bobafrett
09-05-2009, 08:00 AM
In the wonderful store called Wal-Mart, where I work, our store is getting completely remodeled. The last three weeks I have had to watch the back door to make sure nobodys taking any merchandise out with them. So yesterday, the brilliant management team decides that in addition to watching the back door, I should also build furniture displays. I was kneeling on a this layer of cardboard, and my back hurts as well as my knees. It's been very hard to get up off the couch.

Darth Jax
09-05-2009, 08:39 AM
you were supposed to be building the displays for the store, i would guess; not taking them home with you.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-05-2009, 08:48 AM
My league will be meeting in another three hours for our fantasy football draft. Which kicker should I draft in round 1?

Darth Jax
09-05-2009, 09:00 AM
scott norwood, he's so good in the clutch situations.

bobafrett
09-05-2009, 01:07 PM
you were supposed to be building the displays for the store, i would guess; not taking them home with you.

I did build them for the store, I just thought it was weird being outside in the back in a section of the lot, building furniture for display. At least I got a little O.T. yesterday!

BTW we are on page 666, this should be a sign!

mtriv73
09-05-2009, 01:50 PM
Go Hokies, Beat 'Bama!

Darth Jax
09-05-2009, 09:37 PM
not much happening after the college football post.

Ji'dai
09-05-2009, 11:00 PM
change places!

Bel-Cam Jos
09-06-2009, 09:41 AM
Due to this thread being where it is, teams that should've won this weekend:

Duke Blue DEVILS
Wake Forest DEMON Deacons
Notre Dame FIGHTING Irish
Texas LongHORNS
Tampa Bay DEVIL Rays (yeah, I know they changed it... but the devil owns their souls for that :evil: )
Chicago FIRE (but the Gary BRIMSTONE never did very well :p)

mtriv73
09-06-2009, 09:47 AM
You forget the UVA cavaliers. There's no excuse for losing to William and Mary. I wish Navy could have pulled off the upset as well.

I wish the VT game had ended differently, but it was a great game. I'm glad the Hokies made it as close as they did against a great SEC team.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-06-2009, 09:54 AM
And, mtriv73, you get the honor of post #6660, while I only get reply #6660.

mtriv73
09-06-2009, 10:00 AM
Wow, that is a huge honor for both of us. We should print certificates or something. :yes:

pbarnard
09-06-2009, 01:10 PM
I got 6663, a smaller head ache, but still sore neck and back.

bobafrett
09-06-2009, 01:36 PM
I guess that means I'm post 6664 then.

TeeEye7
09-06-2009, 03:55 PM
It appears to be a quiet weekend around here.........:neutral:

pbarnard
09-06-2009, 04:38 PM
Taking a couple of tramadol can result in hours of sleep and quiet.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-06-2009, 09:39 PM
This post would be an awesome poker hand: quad 6s and a 7 kicker (but alas, the next two posts would've beaten me... if you had stuffed four extra 6s up your sleeves).

bobafrett
09-07-2009, 05:30 AM
This post would be an awesome poker hand: quad 6s and a 7 kicker (but alas, the next two posts would've beaten me... if you had stuffed four extra 6s up your sleeves).

Well not, because we would have 6-6's in the deck then.

DarthQuack
09-07-2009, 09:07 AM
Mine reply has a 69 at the end of it. :lipsrsealed:

pbarnard
09-07-2009, 06:21 PM
Stupid slot machine 6--6--7--0. NUTS.

Darth Jax
09-07-2009, 07:07 PM
pf changs has yummy food

bobafrett
09-07-2009, 09:29 PM
PF Changs, to expensive for my wallet.

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 08:37 AM
But do they serve cow lung? If not, not authentic.

Darth Jax
09-08-2009, 08:51 AM
i wasn't looking for that. i was happy with kung pao chicken

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 09:15 AM
What about Slicker's favorite: goat or bull whip?

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 09:41 AM
We took our son camping for the first time this weekend. That was interesting. He starts daycare today. It's a big week for the little guy.

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 10:04 AM
Day cares, middle schools, and dorms. Words that mean communicable diseases for 800, Alex.

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 01:09 PM
You forgot Slicker's Mom

El Chuxter
09-08-2009, 01:14 PM
The only time I ate PF Chang's, the portions were too small, the food bland, the service not quite exquisite, and the price too high. I've never been back.

Mind you, the one time I had authentic Chinese food, I didn't much care for it, either. I'll stick with the Americanized stuff. Odd, since most other Asian cuisines I like authentic, aside from Korean (don't like at all) and Japanese (too much fish, so I can't eat it).

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 03:26 PM
... and Japanese (too much fish, so I can't eat it).

Is that because you used to be a fish?

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 03:40 PM
No, because he used to eat thermometers. The mercury does stuff to the brain.

PS, Join SSG Fantasy Football!!!

El Chuxter
09-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Allergies, actually. The only fish I can eat is halibut, which isn't the one normally found in restaurants.

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 04:07 PM
Stick to children. Get the same omega-3s, helps the planet, and they're highly renewable.

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 04:11 PM
I caught a Halibut in Alaska once. The thing was almost as big as me, but his teeth were much sharper.

It didn't taste at all like chicken.

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 04:23 PM
Did it taste like fish?

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Fish all taste so different from each other (which amazes me since you'd think muscle would just taste like muscle with some minor variations between mammals and birds or fish.)

At any rate to answer your question it tasted like a fish: halibut.

Not to be confused with yo mommas butt

El Chuxter
09-08-2009, 04:48 PM
Costco has been a godsend. They have some awesome frozen beer-battered halibut that heats up in less than half an hour and tastes just as good as fresh fish 'n' chips at an English pub.

It sucks to like something for twenty-odd years and suddenly become allergic to it.

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 05:08 PM
Do you serve it in newspaper with a pint of your favorite ale to go with it?

El Chuxter
09-08-2009, 05:28 PM
Ale, yes. Newspaper, no, since I eat it at home, and there's no point bothering.

pbarnard
09-08-2009, 06:42 PM
But if you deep fry the news paper you get fiber!!!

Bel-Cam Jos
09-08-2009, 07:03 PM
If you can even find a newspaper... if they go out of bizznezz soon, what will we use to line birdcages? Direct (read: junk) mail? Printed online coupons? Mailing labels from online shopping?

mtriv73
09-08-2009, 07:48 PM
I needed some paper to line our birdcage but we were all out so I had my blonde friend fax me a sheet and then I made 200 copies of it. We have plenty of blank paper now.

Darth Jax
09-08-2009, 11:21 PM
next he'll be looking for the recipe for ice

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 07:45 AM
Black or Dry ice?

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 09:17 AM
next he'll be looking for the recipe for ice

No more ice at my house. I had the recipe written on a sheet of paper that we put in the birdcage before I got the bright idea above.

On another note, I went in to get my drivers license renewed today. For some reason they told me I had to take the practical test again and they almost failed me. It was all because when the instructor told me get in the car, I got in the back seat.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 09:37 AM
Yet they passed the old guy with the white cane and dog. Go figure.

DarthQuack
09-09-2009, 09:48 AM
Heyo boyos!

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 09:54 AM
The abilty to post does not mean you're intelligent. Or something along that lines.

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 10:19 AM
I have e-mail therefore I get spam

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 10:43 AM
The key is there to open the can. The can is there to hold in the spam.

Speaking of, there's an interesting article in today's Daily Iowan that says Weird Al Yankovich deserves to be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 10:47 AM
I don't like Spam and Weird Al shouldn't even be allowed in Cleveland much less inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 10:53 AM
Judge for yourself. http://www.dailyiowan.com/2009/09/09/Arts/12733.html



Yankovic, on the other hand has thrived in rock (“I Want a New Duck”), swing (“Grapefruit Diet”), rap (“White and Nerdy”), country (“Truck Drivin’ Song”), polka (too hard to pick just one), pop (“Like a Surgeon”), grunge (“Smells Like Nirvana”), blues (“Albuquerque”), and zydeco (“My Baby’s in Love with Eddy Vedder”). I doubt many active recording artists even know what zydeco music is, much less have the chops to transcribe it by ear.

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 12:11 PM
I'm not doubting he has talent, he just isn't really in the same class as the Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd etc. etc. etc.

If there is a comedian wing then I'd be all for the inclusion of him and Stephan Lynch.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 12:16 PM
So this years inductees of Yes, Chic and Donna Summer are deserving?

El Chuxter
09-09-2009, 12:20 PM
Weird Al's band is, no joke, quite good. Steve Jay on guitar is especially talented. He may not be another Clapton, but he's better than most guitarists in the business today.

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 01:09 PM
I have a major aversion to anyone who uses an accordian in their performances.

Now for something completely different:

Slicker's Mom's original special home-made Hot Chocolate

2 cups milk
4 TBL cocoa powder
1 cup sugar
3 TBL butter
1tsp Cinnamon
1 tsp nutmeg
1 bottle Jack Daniels
1/2 cup goat whip

Melt butter over low heat, stir in cocoa powder and sugar. Slowly add milk. Add cinnnamon and nutmeg and continue heating, stirring constantly, until the mixture boils. While you're waiting drink the Jack. Serve in mugs warmed to 100 degrees F in oven, top with goat whip and enjoy.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 01:20 PM
Does she serve it with Rocky Mountain Oysters too?

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 01:29 PM
If you're into that kind of thing, I'm sure you could include them. Since I have a nut allergy, I prefer to leave them out.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 01:59 PM
Don't forget what Bob Barker said. And it wasn't let me have a little kiss, whoever you are.

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 02:10 PM
Bob Barker always said "don't forget to spay AND neuter your pets." Unless you have some freaky hermaphroditic hound that's just impossible.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 02:51 PM
I wonder if it is if you have both cats and dogs, the dogs are male, but the cats are female or vice versa. But what about fish or reptiles? Try finding a vet that will spay or neuter them. Not so easy Mr. Price is Right to settle my sexual harassment lawsuits is it?

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 04:03 PM
A lot of fish are hermaphroditic.

What if you had pet bees? There's really only one you need to worry about I guess, but the thoughts of performing surgery on 1000's of the little guys is mind blowing.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 04:17 PM
A lot of fish are hermaphroditic.

What if you had pet bees? There's really only one you need to worry about I guess, but the thoughts of performing surgery on 1000's of the little guys is mind blowing.

Actually all bees or hymenoptera are capable of reproducing. It's just that they don't because there's all these quantitive evolutionary genetists that made me memorize equations that say they're 75-100% identical as opposed to 25% identical to their fathers/males. :tired:

mtriv73
09-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Why is "the talk" called the birds and the bees? Shouldn't it be the birds and the other birds? Interspecies relationships is a little advanced for 8th grade health class.

Darth Cruel
09-09-2009, 05:29 PM
I am only seeing 168 pages. Somebody needs to change their settings.

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 06:11 PM
Only you can make that change.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-09-2009, 08:14 PM
Apparently, Smokey the Bear doesn't care about forest fires anymore. It's wild fires now, that are all the rage. :bearsgonewild...fires:

pbarnard
09-09-2009, 10:23 PM
I don't care what type of fire it is, as long as I don't get burnt to a crisp by it.

DarthQuack
09-09-2009, 10:45 PM
Teeee Ennnnn Ayyyyy

bobafrett
09-09-2009, 11:08 PM
I got a note today from my upostairs neighbors complaining that we split the water bill, yet they are only two people, and they say we have a family of 4 or 5. Yet we pay the electric bill, plus the gas heat for the hot water to wash their clothes in. I spent an hour and a half replying to their stupidity.

Darth Jax
09-09-2009, 11:33 PM
I don't care what type of fire it is, as long as I don't get burnt to a crisp by it.

you and frankenstein got something in common

bobafrett
09-10-2009, 06:19 AM
Good morning, and off to the exciting world of retail I go.

pbarnard
09-10-2009, 07:29 AM
Retail is only exciting if you have the possiblity of getting robbed and catching the robbers.

Darth Jax
09-10-2009, 08:49 AM
retail is only exciting if target and wm actually stock new product, as opposed to the void i live in. although wm is starting to catch up, they finally put the 1st wave of joe toys out on the shelves.

pbarnard
09-10-2009, 09:08 AM
Retail is a black void that won't carry things I want but force me into things that aren't quite right, so I have to wonder if they're the problem for our terrible existence?

mtriv73
09-10-2009, 09:35 AM
I got a note today from my upostairs neighbors complaining that we split the water bill, yet they are only two people, and they say we have a family of 4 or 5. Yet we pay the electric bill, plus the gas heat for the hot water to wash their clothes in. I spent an hour and a half replying to their stupidity.

All the more reason for you to move to Frederick, MD and get a job at one of the Wal-marts here. It would be a welcome change to have a competent person who cares at either of the stores.

pbarnard
09-10-2009, 10:01 AM
Where's the utility box? Time to start switching off some circuit breakers.

mtriv73
09-10-2009, 10:03 AM
There's no need. A little electricity never hurt anybody.

DarthQuack
09-10-2009, 05:52 PM
I had it in the can twice last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRn09T_X8lA

pbarnard
09-10-2009, 06:23 PM
There's no need. A little electricity never hurt anybody.

But a lot with just a few amps can:thumbsup:

Not the voltage, but the amps that kill.

Bel-Cam Jos
09-10-2009, 06:57 PM
Seal sang that "the loneliness, that's the killer."

Darth Jax
09-10-2009, 09:34 PM
green jello released cereal killer

Qui-Long Gone
09-10-2009, 11:15 PM
Seal sang that "the loneliness, that's the killer."



The real killer is Heidi Klum's weapons of massive
destruction....:love: :whip::pleased:

pbarnard
09-11-2009, 08:49 AM
Wait, I thought one was the loneliest number you'd ever know.

mtriv73
09-11-2009, 09:00 AM
Actually it's 3. If you're the odd one out you're lonely and jealous.

pbarnard
09-11-2009, 09:15 AM
Actually it's 3. If you're the odd one out you're lonely and jealous.

No, because they're probably paranoid, so the voices in their head mean they're not truely ever alone. :thumbsup:

mtriv73
09-11-2009, 09:42 AM
I stopped eating Dominoe's Pizza because of their 'Noid commercials.

pbarnard
09-11-2009, 10:07 AM
In Iowa City, there's a part now that no pizza place will deliver because of shootings. So if we stay and buy a house soon, third question on our list about the property, "can you get a pizza delivered?".

mtriv73
09-11-2009, 10:39 AM
Why would you shoot a pizza?

pbarnard
09-11-2009, 10:47 AM
*shrugs* No clue. But the convience stores in that area last summer were struck by ninja bandits.

mtriv73
09-11-2009, 11:13 AM
*shrugs* No clue. But the convience stores in that area last summer were struck by ninja bandits.

No doubt from the corn-smuggler clan.

pbarnard
09-11-2009, 11:20 AM
It's sometimes referred to as the City of Chicago gave them bus tickets to leave and become some place elses problems.

mtriv73
09-11-2009, 02:24 PM
They should've given them tickets to Racoon City where the marksmanship skills would come in handy. :Zombieheadpopper:

bobafrett
09-11-2009, 08:57 PM
I'm tired, and I have a long road trip ahead of me early tomorrow morning.

Darth Jax
09-12-2009, 08:41 AM
bon voyage frett

Bel-Cam Jos
09-12-2009, 09:22 AM
Is it a long, strange trip? :tired:

pbarnard
09-12-2009, 07:47 PM
Where's the vitamin C and cocaine?

DarthQuack
09-12-2009, 08:37 PM
On the nightstand of course.

mtriv73
09-13-2009, 09:47 AM
I thought Cocaine was vitamin C

Bel-Cam Jos
09-13-2009, 09:54 AM
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie [on the nightstand]...