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Kidhuman
01-24-2009, 06:23 AM
And I did it

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 06:44 AM
And I did it

And I missed it. :cry:

Slicker
01-24-2009, 06:58 AM
And I did itPost padder. But who cares?

Kidhuman
01-24-2009, 07:57 AM
Exactly, who does indeed?

Bel-Cam Jos
01-24-2009, 10:16 AM
Thought I'd share this PM I got the other day:


bcj-
dude u know i want u 2 win so here goes-
make sur ur online on the ******** at ****** east time an whenevr u make ur post ill close the thread an yule win
sweet!

l8r
steve outAnd u know that's like totally how SS speaks, so u gots to know I'm the winner now! :pleased:

l8r
belcam out

obi-dad
01-24-2009, 10:47 AM
ah carp! it's not even worth trying then anymore...guess we should all abandon this thread cuz he gonna win anyway.

but at least i'm winning now

Darth Jax
01-24-2009, 11:16 AM
Thought I'd share this PM I got the other day:

And u know that's like totally how SS speaks, so u gots to know I'm the winner now! :pleased:

l8r
belcam out

i smell a rat (and it's not in separate)

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 01:16 PM
51 pages and still going!

DarthQuack
01-24-2009, 01:38 PM
Duh....I win....2009th post.

Ji'dai
01-24-2009, 01:43 PM
Subway sounds good for supper.

Ooo! post 2010: the year we make contact!

DarthQuack
01-24-2009, 01:45 PM
2011: Transformers 3: The Return of Tycho

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 01:59 PM
Post number 2012?

WOW!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-24-2009, 02:06 PM
2013: The year after the end of the world, if you believe misread prophecies.

DarthQuack
01-24-2009, 02:16 PM
The 2014 FIFA World Cup will be held in Brazil.

JetsAndHeels
01-24-2009, 03:28 PM
If video games were chicks LM would be Hugh Hefner.

This was a few pages back, but damn that was a good line. Bravo Slick.

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 04:02 PM
I like green eggs and ham.

Darth Jax
01-24-2009, 04:45 PM
i like big buttes, i can not lie

Slicker
01-24-2009, 05:50 PM
Did you hear what Arkansas?

He saw a Minnesota.

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 07:42 PM
Mini soda?

Our Kansas?

WTF?:confused:

TeeEye7
01-24-2009, 07:50 PM
...and the award goes to:

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 07:59 PM
sith_killer_99

AKA SK99:thumbsup:

obi-dad
01-24-2009, 08:17 PM
Just got back from seeing Gran Torino, Notorious & Revolutionary Road.

Slicker
01-24-2009, 08:20 PM
Did you theater hop or actually pay for all 3?

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 08:21 PM
Gran Torino was AWESOME!:thumbsup:

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 09:11 PM
I'm listening to the Eagles Desperado album, that I had my step daughter "rip" to the computer, cause I'm to legendary to do it myself.

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 09:26 PM
Do you know the difference between you and me?

I make this look good!:yes:

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 09:33 PM
I'm making arrangements to be a WINNER!

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 09:42 PM
What a coincidence!:D

obi-dad
01-24-2009, 10:05 PM
Did you theater hop or actually pay for all 3?

I'm a hopper. Go in on the weekends before 12 for $5 and see 2-5 movies (divorced and no girlfriend). Funny, some employees even tell me which movies are good or if I should stick around through the credits, cuz something good is at the end.

Definitely Gran Torino was the best, but Notorious was pretty good too. Revolutionary Road wasn't bad, but I liked the other 2 better.

Wow, just realized all 3 movies had something very much in common and didn't even pick it up as I was watching. SPOILER... Eastwood & Winslet both break into a rap song in their respective movies.

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 10:13 PM
Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most.

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 10:35 PM
Ladies and gentle nerds, here is your winner!

Slicker
01-24-2009, 10:42 PM
Sorry but you aren't winning anymore.

Ji'dai
01-24-2009, 10:48 PM
Nostradamus predicted I'd win this contest.

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 11:07 PM
Nostradamus predicted I'd win this contest.

Nostradamus is dead!:twisted:

Ji'dai
01-24-2009, 11:08 PM
So are your chances of winning!

sith_killer_99
01-24-2009, 11:10 PM
Really, my chances are...dead?!?!

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 11:35 PM
Nostradamus picked his nose!

Slicker
01-25-2009, 12:00 AM
Nostradomus picked the Lions to win Super Bowl MCXXXVIII

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 12:06 AM
There is no fate, but what you make.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-25-2009, 12:10 AM
Not according to Terminator 3.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 12:15 AM
I decide who live and dies, I decide!

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 01:27 AM
That may be so, but whoever makes post #2042 WINS!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-25-2009, 01:48 AM
That may be so, but whoever makes post #2042 WINS!
Well whoever makes post 2043 double wins!

Slicker
01-25-2009, 02:13 AM
And whoever makes post #10,000 wins a toaster oven.

El Chuxter
01-25-2009, 02:13 AM
Well whoever makes post 2043 double wins!
Unless he has a sexy avatar of Harvey Korman in drag.

Then everyone else wins. :love:

Lord Malakite
01-25-2009, 03:19 AM
I'm the winner.

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 03:53 AM
I'm the winner.

No, only if you're savvy in the lore of Power Rangers do you win. Therefore I win since I'm Zordon's homeboy!

Slicker
01-25-2009, 04:25 AM
I used to smoke weed with Johnny Hopkins.

Lord Malakite
01-25-2009, 04:29 AM
No, only if you're savvy in the lore of Power Rangers do you win. Therefore I win since I'm Zordon's homeboy!
Did you forget who you are talking to here? :D If you are really Zordon's "homeboy" you should be able to answer the following questions about him.


What planet is Zordon from?
What is the name of the alien group of wizard protectors that Zordon belonged to?
Why was Zordon a giant floating head in a tube?
Why did Zordon disappear from the show?
Did Zordon ever have a food or drink product named after him (and if so what)?

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 04:58 AM
Did you forget who you are talking to here? :D If you are really Zordon's "homeboy" you should be able to answer the following questions about him.


What planet is Zordon from?
What is the name of the alien group of wizard protectors that Zordon belonged to?
Why was Zordon a giant floating head in a tube?
Why did Zordon disappear from the show?
Did Zordon ever have a food or drink product named after him (and if so what)?


1. Erie, Pennsylvania
2. Wizards of Waverly Place
3. The Talking Heads had no vacancies
4. Contractual problems
5. Powerade

Lord Malakite
01-25-2009, 05:10 AM
1. Erie, Pennsylvania
2. Wizards of Waverly Place
3. The Talking Heads had no vacancies
4. Contractual problems
5. Powerade

That is so wrong. :p


Eltar
Order of the Meledon
He was magically imprisoned within an interdimensional time warp. After nearly 2,000 years of fighting, Rita Repulsa, in a desperate attempt to win and conquer the galaxy, offered Zordon a truce (who accepted it in the name of peace) but then betrayed him and trapped him in an interdimensional time warp. Zordon, not going down without a fight (and knowing that Rita's offer of peace was most likely a ploy), unleashed a magical trap of his own just before disappearing into the time warp. A golden "space dumpster" with a bejeweled lid appeared, sucking the villains inside (where they would remain imprisoned for the next 10,000 years).
Zordon died. Zordon told Andros (the "In Space" Red Ranger) there was not much time, as the forces of the evil Dark Spector had already captured most of the universe and soon they would capture the Earth. To stop it from happening, he told Andros to shatter his energy tube; that only the good energy from his tube could destroy the attacking forces of evil in one strike. When asked what would happen to him, Zordon said he would be gone, but his spirit would forever live in all that was good. Andros insisted that they'd keep fighting and there had to be another way, but Zordon firmly replied that there was no other way. Andros prepared to strike the tube but couldn't bring himself to destroy him, despairing that Zordon asked too much of him. Soon Andros finds himself in a fight with Ecliptor after having accidentally killing his "adoptive daughter" Astronema (who also just happened to be the kidnapped "brain-washed" sister of Andros) in self-defense. Zordon again told Andros to hurry and destroy his energy tube, as time was running out. Reluctantly Andros listened intently as Zordon explained that it was his duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Andros slashed at Zordon's tube, and just as Ecliptor got up to stop him, the Spiral Saber shattered the tube, releasing an intensely bright orange "energy ribbon" of light. The wave of energy radiated outward as a ring of energy which spread throughout the universe. When the wave passed over the armies of evil, they were dissolved into piles of sand, with the exception of a few villains (Rita, Zedd and Divatox) who were purified into human forms (they having also been long ago kidnapped and "brain-washed" by the forces of Dark Spector, just as Astronema had).
The answer is yes. And that product was "Zordon" flavored Pop-Tarts by Kellogg's.

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 05:17 AM
Aren't we talking about Zordon Rabinowicz?

Slicker
01-25-2009, 05:33 AM
Are we supposed to be impressed? I can ramble off some facts about a subject I know well but nobody else gives a f**k about too. :thumbsup:

Lord Malakite
01-25-2009, 05:37 AM
Are we supposed to be impressed? I can ramble off some facts about a subject I know well but nobody else gives a f**k about too. :thumbsup:
Like your mom. ;)

Slicker
01-25-2009, 05:43 AM
ooooooo...buuuuuuurrrrnnn. got me gud bich!!!111!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 06:51 AM
That is so wrong. :p


Eltar
Order of the Meledon
He was magically imprisoned within an interdimensional time warp. After nearly 2,000 years of fighting, Rita Repulsa, in a desperate attempt to win and conquer the galaxy, offered Zordon a truce (who accepted it in the name of peace) but then betrayed him and trapped him in an interdimensional time warp. Zordon, not going down without a fight (and knowing that Rita's offer of peace was most likely a ploy), unleashed a magical trap of his own just before disappearing into the time warp. A golden "space dumpster" with a bejeweled lid appeared, sucking the villains inside (where they would remain imprisoned for the next 10,000 years).
Zordon died. Zordon told Andros (the "In Space" Red Ranger) there was not much time, as the forces of the evil Dark Spector had already captured most of the universe and soon they would capture the Earth. To stop it from happening, he told Andros to shatter his energy tube; that only the good energy from his tube could destroy the attacking forces of evil in one strike. When asked what would happen to him, Zordon said he would be gone, but his spirit would forever live in all that was good. Andros insisted that they'd keep fighting and there had to be another way, but Zordon firmly replied that there was no other way. Andros prepared to strike the tube but couldn't bring himself to destroy him, despairing that Zordon asked too much of him. Soon Andros finds himself in a fight with Ecliptor after having accidentally killing his "adoptive daughter" Astronema (who also just happened to be the kidnapped "brain-washed" sister of Andros) in self-defense. Zordon again told Andros to hurry and destroy his energy tube, as time was running out. Reluctantly Andros listened intently as Zordon explained that it was his duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Andros slashed at Zordon's tube, and just as Ecliptor got up to stop him, the Spiral Saber shattered the tube, releasing an intensely bright orange "energy ribbon" of light. The wave of energy radiated outward as a ring of energy which spread throughout the universe. When the wave passed over the armies of evil, they were dissolved into piles of sand, with the exception of a few villains (Rita, Zedd and Divatox) who were purified into human forms (they having also been long ago kidnapped and "brain-washed" by the forces of Dark Spector, just as Astronema had).
The answer is yes. And that product was "Zordon" flavored Pop-Tarts by Kellogg's.



I call the above, nerdism to the extreme. Take that and smoke it!

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 09:56 AM
i liked TI7's answers better anyways

Ji'dai
01-25-2009, 10:04 AM
Christina Aguilera is a Pop Tart. Zordon is not.

obi-dad
01-25-2009, 10:07 AM
I'd eat that.

Ji'dai
01-25-2009, 10:22 AM
She's so sweet she makes sugar taste just like salt.

mtriv73
01-25-2009, 10:27 AM
Christina is hot, but Pink scares the living **** out of me.

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 10:35 AM
there's a picture of britney in stormtrooper armor in the "newer contest"

mtriv73
01-25-2009, 10:53 AM
there's a picture of britney in stormtrooper armor in the "newer contest"

When I read that the first thing that popped into my head was "Wretched hive of scum and villany." I feel unclean just looking at pictures of her. Enough Britney bashing out of me. I just wish her kids the best. I really hope they don't get screwed up.

obi-dad
01-25-2009, 12:08 PM
When I read that the first thing that popped into my head was "Wretched hive of scum and villany." I feel unclean just looking at pictures of her. Enough Britney bashing out of me. I just wish her kids the best. I really hope they don't get screwed up.

That would probably take devine intervention... but I'm sure that it's nothing that years of therapy in their 30s & 40s can't resolve.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 12:48 PM
That would probably take devine intervention... but I'm sure that it's nothing that years of therapy in their 30s & 40s can't resolve.

I put more faith in "divine intervention" than "therapy", and I'm not big on divine intervention.:twisted:

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 01:55 PM
Will someone hand me a crow bar, please, so I can pry out those ads just below the first post on each page? Annoying!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-25-2009, 02:14 PM
Will someone hand me a crow bar, please, so I can pry out those ads just below the first post on each page? Annoying!
Not to mention the watermark on every attachment and the crop of new little nerblers due to the "can't read it if you're not a member" thing . . .

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 02:17 PM
I'm still seeing ads after every tenth post, about 6 per page.:yes:

Ji'dai
01-25-2009, 03:27 PM
I run without pics on so I don't see the ads, just a rectangle between posts. I also miss out on all the smileys and avatars so that's the cost I bear.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 03:47 PM
Hmmm...interesting.

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 06:13 PM
How about this ad..................

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 06:31 PM
Are you getting a raging clue right now?:twisted:

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 07:55 PM
Are you getting a raging clue right now?:twisted:

What, what what?

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 07:59 PM
Uh, are you getting a clue. The Hardly boys from South Park always follow their clues.

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 08:43 PM
I don't know, I don't have a clue.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 08:56 PM
You're clueless then?

Jargo
01-25-2009, 08:59 PM
I'm nude. and staring at you all. mr. wibbly says hello.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 09:06 PM
I'm nude. and staring at you all. mr. wibbly says hello.

Hello! Wait, what?:confused:

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 09:10 PM
I'm nude. and staring at you all. mr. wibbly says hello.

what, what, what?

Jargo
01-25-2009, 09:12 PM
i joined a nudist goup. nudists against didactic authority.

i'll be naked whenever i post from now on.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 09:16 PM
i joined a nudist goup.

Nudist goup? Is that like clue glue?:laugh:

Jargo
01-25-2009, 09:18 PM
are you oppressing me?

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 09:20 PM
Does NADA have an official motto?

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 09:21 PM
are you oppressing me?

long as SirSteve doesn't add a webcam option, i don't think any of us mind what you wear while you post.

Jargo
01-25-2009, 09:25 PM
good.

don't have a motto. the sight of grown men naked is usually enough to make people remember.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 09:27 PM
are you oppressing me?

"I am Arthur, king of the Brits!"
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DarkArtist
01-25-2009, 09:48 PM
"I am Arthur, king of the Brits!"
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"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.":beard:

i always prefered Merlin myself.....something about sorceror's just always seemed cool to me.

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 09:50 PM
I'm going to be not only naked, but shaven while posting. I hope none of the kids stop by while I'm on the computer.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 10:15 PM
Wow, you guys have real issues.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-25-2009, 10:32 PM
I have the subscription.

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 10:44 PM
Now I'm on top!

Slicker
01-25-2009, 11:31 PM
And now you're on the bottom. :whip::love:

sith_killer_99
01-25-2009, 11:48 PM
Yes, but not for long....

Slicker
01-26-2009, 12:21 AM
So you like being on top then? Hmmm...well, now you're back on the bottom...

CaptainSolo1138
01-26-2009, 12:22 AM
Jesus. Still nothing?

UKWildcat
01-26-2009, 01:00 AM
Nope.........

Lord Malakite
01-26-2009, 01:08 AM
Just me and my sidekick, a talking pie.

bigbarada
01-26-2009, 01:35 AM
After a weekend of playing Zelda: Wind Waker, I come back to find this thread still going?

Slicker
01-26-2009, 02:08 AM
This thread is the like the song from Lamb Chop.

This is the thread that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friend...

Lord Malakite
01-26-2009, 02:41 AM
This thread is the like the song from Lamb Chop.

This is the thread that doesn't end. Yes, it goes on and on my friend...
And thats a bad thing?

TeeEye7
01-26-2009, 03:12 AM
Nah nah nah nah.
Nah nah nay nah.
Hey hey hey...
Good bye!

It's all over. I WIN!

JediTricks
01-26-2009, 03:35 AM
Until I win!

Slicker
01-26-2009, 03:39 AM
Or until you lose because I win.

JediTricks
01-26-2009, 03:51 AM
Serving military need not enter... because I'm gonna win, so it'd be a waste of your time.

Slicker
01-26-2009, 04:06 AM
Residents of California and the other 49 states need not apply...neither can our territories...

Kidhuman
01-26-2009, 06:26 AM
How is it, I still havent broken?

bobafrett
01-26-2009, 06:52 AM
At least most of the posts are short and easy to read, unlike some of those that Tych.o posts.

Shouldn't this now be called the "old contest" since it is no longer a "new contest" or maybe call it "the never ending contest" or "having to re marry my ex would be easier than the time I have endured contest, contest" or the "2107 post wins it all contest".

Slicker
01-26-2009, 07:05 AM
Or you could call it the

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 08:09 AM
The Knights that say "ni" contest

Jargo
01-26-2009, 09:02 AM
The 'who can post the most crud while generating page hits contest'.

Slicker
01-26-2009, 09:31 AM
Tee hee!

It's 11:32pm. I'm gonna go to bed.:sleeping:

Exhaust Port
01-26-2009, 09:42 AM
STOP, collaborate and listen


Awesome, I just scored Post #2112!!! One of the best Rush albums! Gotta go and listen to "A Passage to Bangkok".

Slicker
01-26-2009, 09:47 AM
MEH! I'm emailing with a friend now and can't go to bed. I'm sooooo sleepy though and I have to get up in about 6 hours. :upset:

DarthQuack
01-26-2009, 09:50 AM
Just have a beer you'll get sleepy then.

Slicker
01-26-2009, 10:04 AM
I wish I could but I'm still on the boat.

Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 10:12 AM
I wish I could but I'm still on the boat.

must... not... make... little man... in rowboat... joke...

Kaptain Curk
01-26-2009, 10:22 AM
bla bla blah

Kaptain Curk
01-26-2009, 10:23 AM
boogie boogie woogie

pbarnard
01-26-2009, 10:58 AM
Never celebrate Chinese New Year like New Year's eve and try to do science. I think I'm blind from drinking the methanol, but that could be nothing more than me too lazy to open my eyes.

mtriv73
01-26-2009, 11:04 AM
Never celebrate Chinese New Year like New Year's eve and try to do science. I think I'm blind from drinking the methanol, but that could be nothing more than me too lazy to open my eyes.

Don't drink lab ethanol either (not that I've ever tried.) It's too pure and apparently jerks all the water out of the tissues in your mouth and esophagus. Plus it's distilled with benzene which isn't really good for you.

sith_killer_99
01-26-2009, 01:26 PM
In the post 2121.....thread page # 54...I declare...still no winner.

Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 02:00 PM
"i've paid my dues, time after time
i've done my sentence, but committed no crime
and bad mistakes i've made a few
i've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but i've come through


i am the champion, i'll keep on fighting til the end
i am the champion, i am the champion
no time for losers cuz i am the champion... of this thread

mtriv73
01-26-2009, 02:18 PM
I just went to Subway and they were out of tuna. The first time I had ever decided to get tuna from there and they pick that day to be out. Maybe it was a sign. Maybe overfishing of game fish to feed the insatiable appetite of an ever more obese nation should be stopped. Maybe we should turn to more sustainable foodstuffs like grains and veggies. Maybe I should just plan ahead and pack a lunch from home saving money and time. Maybe they'll have more in by tomorrow.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:00 PM
STOP, collaborate and listen


Awesome, I just scored Post #2112!!! One of the best Rush albums! Gotta go and listen to "A Passage to Bangkok".

oh my... took me a few seconds, but that's Ice, Ice Baby, right? Mixing Vanilla Ice & Rush in the same post? Isn't that enough to get you banned?

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:02 PM
I just went to Subway and they were out of tuna. The first time I had ever decided to get tuna from there and they pick that day to be out. Maybe it was a sign. Maybe overfishing of game fish to feed the insatiable appetite of an ever more obese nation should be stopped. Maybe we should turn to more sustainable foodstuffs like grains and veggies. Maybe I should just plan ahead and pack a lunch from home saving money and time. Maybe they'll have more in by tomorrow.

either... "Don't sleep in the subway" recorded by Petula Clark in 1967 or "Another Fish bit the dust" by Queen?

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:04 PM
"i've paid my dues, time after time
i've done my sentence, but committed no crime
and bad mistakes i've made a few
i've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but i've come through


i am the champion, i'll keep on fighting til the end
i am the champion, i am the champion
no time for losers cuz i am the champion... of this thread

I got a busy day and it turns out to be song/lyric day... can't we get this site to play mp3s? Each post can play it's attached song... JT, get on that right away.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:09 PM
In the post 2121.....thread page # 54...I declare...still no winner.

Read this and started searching my mp3's for the song "in the year 2121", until I finally realized it wasn't 2121, which is why I couldn't find it. just another 4XX posts and we have "In the year 2525" by Zager & Evans.

pbarnard
01-26-2009, 03:32 PM
I still can't see anything.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-26-2009, 03:36 PM
I still can't see anything.


I can see for miles and miles.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:40 PM
D@mn... you beat me to it, before you shook me all night long.

mtriv73
01-26-2009, 03:44 PM
D@mn... you beat me to it, before you shook me all night long.

Moving from lyrics to albums...Shut up and dance

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:46 PM
and if you don't like dancing with yourself, Come Dancing With the Kinks.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:55 PM
guess that stumped everyone else, so ""I'm the Winin' Boy" by Jelly Roll Morton released in 1951.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 03:57 PM
"It's Winning Time" by Klique 1981

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 04:03 PM
"Hey Stoopid" by Alice Cooper 1991,

if you are thinking about posting,

"Don't Bother" by Shakira 2006... don't even go

"One Step Beyond" by Madness 1979 hitting "Post Reply"

mtriv73
01-26-2009, 04:10 PM
...apparently what some kid said is what you get when you cross a duck with a fox.

You mean a dox?

Jargo
01-26-2009, 04:19 PM
naughty naughty. very naughty.



anyone got any veras?

JediTricks
01-26-2009, 04:38 PM
That was not responsible posting behavior, watch your language or you will find yourself suspended.

Kidhuman
01-26-2009, 04:50 PM
I wish I had internet in my bathroom so I could read this during my morning constitutional

mtriv73
01-26-2009, 05:00 PM
I wish I had internet in my bathroom so I could read this during my morning constitutional

Doesn't "taking a constitutional" usually refer to taking a walk (http://books.google.com/books?id=ndjk2MQY-skC&pg=PA247&lpg=PA247&dq=sayings+and+take+a+constitutional&source=web&ots=ryCTEHkISP&sig=Hfmpu4dO3GRmyxbRHecPON1NYAg&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result)? Of course, for all I know you have a treadmill in the bathroom.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 05:57 PM
I wish I had internet in my bathroom so I could read this during my morning constitutional


Doesn't "taking a constitutional" usually refer to taking a walk (http://books.google.com/books?id=ndjk2MQY-skC&pg=PA247&lpg=PA247&dq=sayings+and+take+a+constitutional&source=web&ots=ryCTEHkISP&sig=Hfmpu4dO3GRmyxbRHecPON1NYAg&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result)? Of course, for all I know you have a treadmill in the bathroom.

According to urbandictionary.com, the term morning constitutional (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=morning%20constitutional), means exactly what KH implied and what I usually think of when I hear it. However, "Taking a constitutional", may totally mean something different that "morning constitutional".

Slicker
01-26-2009, 06:11 PM
I want to go to bed soooo bad. Only a few more minutes...

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 06:12 PM
only 13 more minutes till I get off, then I can go to bed.

Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 06:12 PM
it's snowing

Lord Malakite
01-26-2009, 06:13 PM
The talking pie is in the lead.

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 06:14 PM
i would say not here, yet, but it's too dark to see outta the windows

Slicker
01-26-2009, 06:22 PM
it's snowingI wish it would snow here. Instead I had to take a 6 hour trip up north to see some. Stupid Mount Fuji and it's snow blocking abilities. :upset:

Ji'dai
01-26-2009, 06:23 PM
Supposed to get 6" of snow by tomorrow night. Maybe I'll go sledding.

Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 06:32 PM
Supposed to get 6" of snow by tomorrow night. Maybe I'll go sledding.

i'll to go to work. takes more snow than that to shut down town

Kidhuman
01-26-2009, 07:15 PM
Power Rangers suck

bobafrett
01-26-2009, 08:14 PM
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!

TeeEye7
01-26-2009, 08:23 PM
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!

That is what I'd truly like to be....

Jargo
01-26-2009, 08:59 PM
i'm in bed using my laptop. which I always forget I have. so in a way, you're all in bed with me.


scarey thought......

Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 10:03 PM
the party's at Jargo's...

TeeEye7
01-26-2009, 11:02 PM
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

Kidhuman
01-26-2009, 11:24 PM
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner!

Wel, you are half way there, you're a weiner

obi-dad
01-26-2009, 11:48 PM
we had about 1/4 to 1/2 inch earlier, but that stopped by 7... not snowing now.

Goodnight cruel world.

Slicker
01-27-2009, 12:49 AM
Is this thing done yet?

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 01:51 AM
That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slicker
01-27-2009, 02:44 AM
buuuurrrn! got me gud bich!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 02:55 AM
Lol what, a homo haha

Slicker
01-27-2009, 03:27 AM
You're a tard JJL...

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 04:27 AM
3:30 and all is well. No additional snow yet.

Slicker
01-27-2009, 05:53 AM
It's 7:54pm. And I'm stuck at work...again...

Kidhuman
01-27-2009, 05:58 AM
Schools closed here, no snow or anything at all

Slicker
01-27-2009, 06:50 AM
Why is school closed then?

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 07:16 AM
6:18 and off to work

Slicker
01-27-2009, 07:32 AM
Have fun. I get off work in an hour and a half.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 07:33 AM
8 hours and 57 more minutes for me

Slicker
01-27-2009, 08:09 AM
But who's counting?

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 08:11 AM
Definitely not me.. I love my job (8 hours 19 minutes)

Darth Jax
01-27-2009, 08:27 AM
i'm gonna attempt work today. still haven't fully recovered from last week

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 08:28 AM
good luck... (8 hours 2 minutes)

Slicker
01-27-2009, 08:39 AM
20 minutes.

Darth Jax
01-27-2009, 08:41 AM
9 hours, 19 minutes. should i make it that far.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 08:42 AM
I have the day off. I have a honey do list, that I made for myself.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 08:49 AM
7 hours 41 minutes... but I forgot to bring my lunch :cry:

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 08:50 AM
bobafrett... wanna add a quick trip to st. louis with a chicago style pizza to your list?

Slicker
01-27-2009, 08:52 AM
Get some Arby's. It sounds good to me so eat some on my behalf. :thumbsup:

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 08:58 AM
We have a local chain in St. Louis for roastbeef sandwiches (well, they have turkey, ham and i think some new ones now, but I haven't got anything other than roast beef in over 10 years) called Lion's Choice. I know some aren't crazy about it, but I have tons of friends and family that one of the first places they eat when the visit St. Louis is Lion's Choice. I may have to do that today, if it doesn't snow too much during the day [cuz our cafeteria is so awesome!!! :thumbsup: :nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore:]. 7 hours 33 minutes... how long can I keep up this annoying countdown?

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 09:07 AM
bobafrett... wanna add a quick trip to st. louis with a chicago style pizza to your list?

I work for a place that started out as a "New York" style pizza, but when the new owners took over they made the crust thicker, and the pizza doesn't taste that good. Besides as I had mentioned earlier, I doubt I will work there much after this week, as they have shorted me $43 in wages, and as you know, no one messes with the 'frett!

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 09:09 AM
I work for a place that started out as a "New York" style pizza, but when the new owners took over they made the crust thicker, and the pizza doesn't taste that good. Besides as I had mentioned earlier, I doubt I will work there much after this week, as they have shorted me $43 in wages, and as you know, no one messes with the 'frett!

I didn't mean from your place... I meant good pizza!!! :D 7 hours 21 minutes

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 09:10 AM
Oh yeah... snow due to start up again in 3 hours or so. (7 hours 20 minutes)

Slicker
01-27-2009, 09:14 AM
I thought you were at work? It doesn't seem that you're working that much.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 09:25 AM
I thought you were at work? It doesn't seem that you're working that much.

Sorry, missed that one... I was downstairs getting breakfast.

I work on servers/circuits that provide market data, the markets aren't open for another 6 minutes and it's been pretty slow this morning.... no issues yet.

7 hours 5 minutes

Slicker
01-27-2009, 09:48 AM
Well, in that case...I'M WINNING!!

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 09:50 AM
you were winning... I AM winning. 6 hours 40 minutes

Slicker
01-27-2009, 09:53 AM
-54 minutes. I'm just BSin' online now. I should really go to bed though...

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 09:55 AM
I found out it really doesn't matter. I went to bed early last night and woke up at 3am and was awake until around 4. 6 hours 35 minutes

Slicker
01-27-2009, 10:00 AM
Yeah, I have trouble sleeping too so I know it's just a waste to go lay in bed until 3am when I can do so many useful things on the interwebz. :stupid:

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 10:09 AM
I do that all too often. 6 hours 21 minutes

DarkArtist
01-27-2009, 10:15 AM
hey we're expecting snow today and tomorrow. whoo hooo !

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 10:47 AM
We're starting to get flurries here now... (5 hours 43 minutes)

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 10:49 AM
It's snowing here. Which means my leukopack will be late. Which means I'll be here until the sleet and freezing rain is really going tonight. Fun.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 10:54 AM
It's snowing here. Which means my leukopack will be late. Which means I'll be here until the sleet and freezing rain is really going tonight. Fun.

you're making me work too hard... so that's a blood pack containing concentrated blood?

5 hours 36 minutes

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 11:01 AM
you're making me work too hard... so that's a blood pack containing concentrated blood?

5 hours 36 minutes

No, just the white blood cells. Well, mostly white blood cells. I still have to use a sucrose density gradient to remove the remaining erythrocytes. Then I take it over to the irradiator, zap then with 6000 rads and use them as feeder cells to restimulate my CD4+ and CD8+ SIV specific T-cell clones.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:03 AM
well... that goes without saying... i mean doesn't everyone use a sucrose density gradient to remove the remaining erythrocytes?

5 hours 27 minutes

Jargo
01-27-2009, 11:07 AM
te InT@NeTz iz 4 Pr0n

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:11 AM
te InT@NeTz iz 4 Pr0n

now what exactly is that? I did a google search on that and got:

WEB TO DESKTOP REMINDER

ATTENTION:

Access to Internet is permitted only in accordance with the conditions set out in the Electronic Code of Conduct.

In particular you are reminded that access is granted to use only the facilities necessary for the performance of your job, and occasional, incidental use for personal communications.

ON NO ACCOUNT MUST ACCESS BE USED TO VIEW, USE, DOWNLOAD OR PROLIFERATE ANY OFFENSIVE OR OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL, OR TO CARRY OUT ANY ACTIVITY WHICH MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO THE COMPANY'S INTERESTS. ANY PERSON FOUND TO HAVE USED THESE FACILITIES FOR SUCH PURPOSES WITHOUT A VALID JOB RELATED JUSTIFICATION MAY BE SUBJECT TO THE COMPANY DISCIPLINARY PROCEDURES.

YOUR USE OF THESE FACILITIES MAY BE MONITORED.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:14 AM
oh yeah... sorry... 5 hours 16 minutes left!

oh yeah again... Woo Hoo! I hit 900 posts, but didn't notice till number 902.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:15 AM
i'm such a gullible moron... 5 hours 15 minutes

DarthQuack
01-27-2009, 11:29 AM
I hate snow.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:34 AM
I could see that in Albany. I still love it, though it seemed to snow more often and more snow per snowfall when I was younger. St. Louis only gets maybe 2-3 good snow falls a winter, maxing out arount 5-6 on a good on, and some years no snow at all. 4 hours 56 minutes

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 11:38 AM
well... that goes without saying... i mean doesn't everyone use a sucrose density gradient to remove the remaining erythrocytes?

5 hours 27 minutes

No. It's easier to just lyse them but that leaves behind a bunch of stuff that can interefere with my assays.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 11:41 AM
I knew I should have stuck with my chem & bio classes... instead I went with math. I have a good friend from highschool that works at Pfizer that would probably understand what you've been talking about. Looks like he just narrowly escaped another round of layoffs, but nothing is official until the ink dries. 4 hours 49 minutes.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-27-2009, 11:59 AM
I stood in line for 3 hours yesterday. It was not fun.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 12:03 PM
3 hours for what?

Jedi_Kal-El
01-27-2009, 12:04 PM
To get a grant to go to school.

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 12:18 PM
If you get the grant then it will be time well spent. You may have essentially made several thousand dollars an hour just standing around. You should put that on your resume if you ever apply for a management position.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 12:31 PM
Going to lunch... man I need the break.. 3 hours 59 minutes.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 12:47 PM
Didn't want you guys to miss me, so I brought my lunch back up to my desk... can't tell you what I'm eating, since that's for the lunch thread. 3 hours 43 minutes.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 12:59 PM
I'm just here to be crowned "Winner". Someone, anyone, Steve? I need my crown now please!

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 01:02 PM
I'm just here to be crowned "Winner". Someone, anyone, Steve? I need my crown now please!

call your dentist if you need a crown. we'll all be dead by the time this thread ends. Our children or grandchildren still have hope. Besides, I'm winning. 3 hours 28 minutes left.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 01:04 PM
Ha, but I am off of work, and just another two or three days of labor before I take a little R&R session in sunny southern California!

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 01:06 PM
Bobafrett currently has 4000 more posts than Obi-dad.

If this contest continues much longer, Obi-dad will pass him by mid-march.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 01:10 PM
I'm working on it. I think I had 5XX posts when this contest began and previous to this thread, the majority of my posts in the Hasbro Q&A and threads in whatever the current collection is (ie The Legacy collection currently). Although I did slow down for a week in this thread, today I'm coming back strong. 3 hours 20 minutes left.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 01:42 PM
Bobafrett currently has 4000 more posts than Obi-dad.

If this contest continues much longer, Obi-dad will pass him by mid-march.


What a pleasant observation.

I need a shave, I'm looking like Grizzley Adams.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 02:13 PM
Please let this day be over so I can stop calculating how much time I have left!!!! 2 hours 17 minutes.

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 02:17 PM
Obi-dad is within 3999 of Bobafrett...the race is on.

DarthQuack
01-27-2009, 02:18 PM
I haven't done anything productive today.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 02:19 PM
Can't I just post my password and get some help around here? :D T minus 2 hours 11 minutes and counting...

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Peter Gabriel is useless for anything besides parody movie trailers.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 03:15 PM
Peter Gabriel is useless for anything besides parody movie trailers.

Ok.. now that's really crossing the line... where's the petition to ban JJL for obscene language... let me sign.

1 hour 45 minutes.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 03:22 PM
Math problem: this will be post 2224 and now I have 921 posts. If no one else posts in this thread... how many posts will I have to post so that my total post = the total posts in this thread?

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 03:27 PM
Great, a math word problem, I suck at those.

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 03:36 PM
Math problem: this will be post 2224 and now I have 921 posts. If no one else posts in this thread... how many posts will I have to post so that my total post = the total posts in this thread?

Since it seems you're mainly posting in this thread, your post count will never exceed the total posts in this thread. Although you're only 3997 away from bobafrett now.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 03:47 PM
Since it seems you're mainly posting in this thread, your post count will never exceed the total posts in this thread. Although you're only 3997 away from bobafrett now.

That was the answer I was looking for... I didn't think about only posting in other threads (well, something like the newer contest so that this bs wouldn't matter) until I caught up.

I just scraped off 7 hours worth of ice of my car... hopefully there won't be much more accumulation in 43 minutes.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 04:15 PM
Oh geez, Someone is closing in on my beloved post count. Don't get within 100 posts of mine Obi-Dad or I declare war, Star Wars that is!

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 04:17 PM
I'll try not to post in the next 15 minutes or at least until I get home... 13 minutes until I'm outta here.

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 04:55 PM
3:56 and all is well, after scraping my car off again.

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 05:02 PM
It's starting to snow again here as well. We're supposed to get 1-3 inches of sleet and snow tonight. That's going to be a mess tomorrow. They actually closed the military base where I work at 1:00 today, but I'll be here a couple more hours anyway finishing up.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-27-2009, 05:15 PM
If you get the grant then it will be time well spent. You may have essentially made several thousand dollars an hour just standing around. You should put that on your resume if you ever apply for a management position.

I didn't really mind standing in line cause it's gonna be worth it. I'm eligible for the grant due to being laid off, so it's all gonna work out in the end. I'm going to be taking some IT classes so it should be fun.

mtriv73
01-27-2009, 05:36 PM
Good luck. I miss school. Actually, I think I miss the parties. But what little attention I did pay in class has defintely paid off.

DarthQuack
01-27-2009, 05:52 PM
6-12 inches here from Midnight til midnight...

Ji'dai
01-27-2009, 06:06 PM
I win.

Good thing too, I want to get in a nap before bedtime.

Ando
01-27-2009, 06:37 PM
I win.

Good thing too, I want to get in a nap before bedtime.

Enjoy your nap, but now I win.

Darth Jax
01-27-2009, 06:39 PM
naps are awesome. i was thinking bout a nap before dinner.

DarthQuack
01-27-2009, 06:56 PM
Blah, enough of this.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 07:07 PM
No snow here yet, just passing South of here.

Jargo
01-27-2009, 07:26 PM
6-12 inches here from Midnight til midnight...

Lordy! someones a busy boy..... :lipsrsealed:

Kaptain Curk
01-27-2009, 07:52 PM
omg horse turds stink

obi-dad
01-27-2009, 07:55 PM
dinner time

Jedi_Kal-El
01-27-2009, 08:22 PM
Dinner tonite was Little Caesars. Pizza Pizza, mmm, yummy! :thumbsup:

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-27-2009, 08:26 PM
I am the winner. But not really, since we all know there's no real prize.

Kidhuman
01-27-2009, 08:38 PM
Why is school closed then?

About 20 minutes after I posted they were closed it started icing and sleeting out

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 08:40 PM
We are just getting a dusting right now, might get an inch total in the Chicago, and Metallica is playing tonight, but I can't afford to go. Grrrrrrrr!

sith_killer_99
01-27-2009, 09:52 PM
2247 and 57 pages still counting!

bigbarada
01-27-2009, 10:23 PM
I just realized that the Super Bowl is this weekend, does anyone know who's playing?

QLD
01-27-2009, 10:36 PM
Random QLD cameo.

Jedi_Kal-El
01-27-2009, 10:38 PM
I just realized that the Super Bowl is this weekend, does anyone know who's playing?

Arizona and Pittsburg.