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El Chuxter
01-08-2009, 10:23 PM
(Bwah ha ha! I'll get everyone to post in here and the prize in the other thread is mine for sure!)

Ji'dai
01-08-2009, 10:41 PM
So what's the prize? Industrial chimney sweep for a day?

TeeEye7
01-08-2009, 10:50 PM
Just wait until I start my gnu contest! :twisted:

Darth Jax
01-08-2009, 11:15 PM
to be followed with the knew contest

Slicker
01-09-2009, 12:24 AM
Is this the thread where I post for a free prize?

JetsAndHeels
01-09-2009, 12:33 AM
At least this one is Power Ranger free!! :)

sith_killer_99
01-09-2009, 12:45 AM
At least this one is Power Ranger free!!

Don't tempt fate!:twisted:

Kidhuman
01-09-2009, 06:22 AM
Oh, bright and shiny!!!

Darth Jax
01-09-2009, 08:11 AM
i win cuz i'm the only one willing to diss the shamwow as being more sham and less wow.

DarkArtist
01-09-2009, 08:30 AM
man, i thought that it was just going to be a freebie.

Kidhuman
01-09-2009, 08:54 AM
Nothings free when it comes to German Engineering

bobafrett
01-09-2009, 01:16 PM
I ain't even puttin my 2 centz in here cuz you all is crazy!

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-09-2009, 02:14 PM
i win cuz i'm the only one willing to diss the shamwow as being more sham and less wow.
Use it in real life, as I did for the first time yesterday. You'll be saying "Wow!" every time!


Nothings free when it comes to German Engineering
You know the Germans always make good stuff.

Darth Jax
01-09-2009, 06:29 PM
Use it in real life, as I did for the first time yesterday. You'll be saying "Wow!" every time!


You know the Germans always make good stuff.

i don't trust Germans due to their strange affinity for all things hasselhoff

Ji'dai
01-09-2009, 07:13 PM
and Germans probably made that awful youtube video of the two girls with the cup

Ando
01-09-2009, 07:45 PM
Has anyone seen the newest infomercial with Vince?

It's for the "Slap Chop" kitchen gadget.

Best quote from the commercial: "You'll love my nuts."

Jedi_Kal-El
01-09-2009, 07:55 PM
Did the Post Padding thread get moved? Where was I? I really need to spend more time here than I have been.

TeeEye7
01-09-2009, 08:45 PM
I ain't even puttin my 2 centz in here cuz you all is crazy!

If you put your 2 cents in, then you'd only have $99.98 from your latest lottery winnings! I wouldn't do it, either! :D

Jargo
01-11-2009, 11:41 AM
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes no.

Kidhuman
01-11-2009, 01:38 PM
The no's have it then I see

Ji'dai
01-12-2009, 09:20 AM
I'm winning both contests now!

InsaneJediGirl
01-12-2009, 09:29 AM
Ha! Now I am :p

Ji'dai
01-12-2009, 09:45 AM
That's fine. This thread is the actual contest though, so go ahead and post all you want!

Jargo
01-12-2009, 10:53 AM
Let's make biscuits!

pbarnard
01-12-2009, 11:07 AM
Let's make make biscuits of monkeys making biscuits!

Darth Jax
01-12-2009, 11:36 AM
i feel a biscuit coming

TeeEye7
01-12-2009, 12:13 PM
Look over there!

*TI7 grabs prize and runs away*

Ji'dai
01-12-2009, 01:36 PM
Rascal!

Reminds me of that time back in dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty. I chased that scoundrel over dickety-six miles before I became tired and had to give up.

sith_killer_99
01-12-2009, 08:05 PM
How did this thread get knocked down to one page.

Oh, wait, I see what you did there.:yes:

bobafrett
01-12-2009, 09:09 PM
My hands are really dry, and scaley, like public restroom toilet paper.

Darth Jax
01-12-2009, 09:59 PM
My hands are really dry, and scaley, like public restroom toilet paper.

i don't know that i'd be sharing that with everyone

TeeEye7
01-13-2009, 04:57 AM
At least this one is Power Ranger free!! :)

Go! Go! Power Rangers!

Especially Kimberly! Woo! Hoo! :stuckinthenineties:

Slicker
01-13-2009, 05:38 AM
Go! Go! Power Rangers!

Especially Kimberly! Woo! Hoo! :stuckinthenineties:I'd rather be :stuckinkimberly: :yes:

Jedi_Kal-El
01-13-2009, 06:47 AM
I'd rather be :stuckinkimberly: :yes:

Who woudn't?

I'd stickitinher :D

bobafrett
01-13-2009, 06:55 AM
Who woudn't?

I'd stickitinher :D


I'd be her grand daddy!

Slicker
01-13-2009, 07:41 AM
I'd be her grand daddy!And you're old enough to be it as well! :thumbsup:

bobafrett
01-13-2009, 08:00 AM
And you're old enough to be it as well! :thumbsup:


Watch it rain coat boy, I'm only old enough to be your Father!

Slicker
01-13-2009, 10:39 AM
Watch it rain coat boy, I'm only old enough to be your Father!EWWWW!!! So that means you did the dirty deed with Slicker's mom!!! *throwupemoticon*

bobafrett
01-13-2009, 11:04 AM
EWWWW!!! So that means you did the dirty deed with Slicker's mom!!! *throwupemoticon*

Are you not Slicker? Besides from what I've heard, I wasn't the first, and certianly not the last to do the "dirty deed" with said mother.

TeeEye7
01-13-2009, 12:29 PM
I bet more people would post in this thread if Kimberly were the prize!

Go! Go! Amy Jo!

pbarnard
01-13-2009, 01:01 PM
Is she the one that did the movies or was that the yellow one later on?

I'm still trying to figure out why the monkey chased the weasel around the mullberry bush and not the bridal wreath.

El Chuxter
01-13-2009, 01:51 PM
I still remember a quasi-freeshot she gave in one episode. :love: Only good thing about Power Rangers, ever.

Mr. JabbaJohnL
01-13-2009, 02:27 PM
I remember thinking the Pink Ranger was cute when I was five. She's 38 now, I think. :dead:

bobafrett
01-13-2009, 02:31 PM
I remember thinking the Pink Ranger was cute when I was five. She's 38 now, I think. :dead:


Old enough for me, just as long as she hasn't pigged out on pork rinds.

Darth Jax
01-13-2009, 06:23 PM
how fitting she's the 'pink' ranger

Ji'dai
01-13-2009, 06:28 PM
And her last name was "johnson"

huh huh huh

El Chuxter
01-13-2009, 06:46 PM
The black and yellow Rangers were kinda racist, if you think about it.

Also, in the battle scenes that were brought over from Japan, the yellow Ranger not only isn't wearing a stupid skirt like the pink Ranger, but she appears to have a "package." :eek:

Slicker
01-14-2009, 02:27 AM
The black and yellow Rangers were kinda racist, if you think about it.

I've always thought that as well.

Darth Jax
01-14-2009, 11:15 AM
The black and yellow Rangers were kinda racist, if you think about it.



you mean like 'song of the south'

mtriv73
01-14-2009, 01:15 PM
you mean like 'song of the south'

Exactly. Like Song of the south in a live action bad godzilla movie sort of way.

pbarnard
01-14-2009, 01:21 PM
Exactly. Like Song of the south in a live action bad godzilla movie sort of way.

The slowness of the motiong/obviousness of the models fighting the man in the rubber suit or the mouth moves and than sound comes out way?

mtriv73
01-14-2009, 01:39 PM
The slowness of the motiong/obviousness of the models fighting the man in the rubber suit or the mouth moves and than sound comes out way?

Actually I just pulled that out of thin air. I've never seen more than 2 minutes of Power Rangers and I haven't seen any of the old Godzilla movies outside of MST3K. I miss that show.

pbarnard
01-14-2009, 02:11 PM
See, now this is very important. George Carlin always wanted to know when on an airplane, do you place the metal flap into the buckle or place the buckle over and around the metal flap.

Jargo
01-14-2009, 02:23 PM
Patrick McGoohan has died. aged 80.

El Chuxter
01-14-2009, 02:50 PM
I saw that, and it's almost as sad as the other story I saw: Jackie Chan and Will Smith's brat playing in a remake of The Karate Kid.

pbarnard
01-14-2009, 03:01 PM
I saw that, and it's almost as sad as the other story I saw: Jackie Chan and Will Smith's brat playing in a remake of The Karate Kid.

that is justification for mass murder.

Darth Jax
01-14-2009, 03:32 PM
that or smith trying to remake 'old boy'

TeeEye7
01-14-2009, 09:16 PM
Patrick McGoohan has died. aged 80.

Didn't hear that. Too bad.

RIP Number Six.

Jargo
01-14-2009, 09:34 PM
Tis unfortunately the season where the stars wink out. snow and sunshine. a twice yearly period where the great and the good take their final curtain calls.

Slicker
01-15-2009, 12:13 AM
I saw that, and it's almost as sad as the other story I saw: Jackie Chan and Will Smith's brat playing in a remake of The Karate Kid.That's sheer blasphemy. What's next? Remaking Star Wars with Jamie Foxx as Luke Skywalker? :rolleyes:

2-1B
01-15-2009, 07:04 PM
He would be better in that role than The Hamm.

Kidhuman
01-16-2009, 11:25 AM
I like this thread better than the other, no crowds

TeeEye7
01-16-2009, 11:27 AM
I like this thread better than the other, no crowds

Yeah, and no prize!

Ji'dai
01-16-2009, 12:10 PM
I get a No Prize for winning? Awesome! I've wanted one of those for years.

Jargo
01-16-2009, 01:53 PM
beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep you're listening to bbc world service. it's seven o-clock.

bobafrett
01-16-2009, 04:34 PM
Will this thread ever close with no prize being awarded?

TeeEye7
01-16-2009, 08:23 PM
Will this thread ever close with no prize being awarded?

Yes and yes.

UKWildcat
01-16-2009, 09:42 PM
Speaking of contests, The 2nd Annual SSG Academy Awards Movie Challenge (http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showthread.php?t=39726) starts up soon! Get your popcorn ready! :D

Kidhuman
01-17-2009, 11:53 AM
To heck with that thread.

Jargo
01-17-2009, 01:07 PM
STINKMAN, STINKMAN. Does what no other hero can. Flies like a hippo and farts like a cow, slaps like a girl he's the cat's maiow, (mrrrowwww!) Stinkman stinkman stinkman STINK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Ji'dai
01-17-2009, 05:57 PM
The winner of this thread gets one month's free maid service courtesy Louie the Lilac and his top notch cleaning staff: Acacia, Arbutus, Petunia, Azalia, Lotus, Grimace, Grape Ape, and Barney.

Kidhuman
01-17-2009, 08:38 PM
I hope I win it all now

bobafrett
01-17-2009, 09:56 PM
Over my dead body!

TeeEye7
01-18-2009, 05:29 AM
OK, Chux, you started this thread.......

So where's my prize? I'm winning coz there's no one else here.........

bobafrett
01-18-2009, 06:16 AM
Hand it to me my long haired Canadian brother, for the "Geek" shall inherit the Earth!

Ji'dai
01-18-2009, 11:22 AM
Chux is too busy to give out prizes. I hear his new job with the Arbco Furniture Co. takes up a lot of his time.

TeeEye7
01-18-2009, 03:37 PM
Hand it to me my long haired Canadian brother, for the "Geek" shall inherit the Earth!

Did mabs just walk into the room?? :confused:

DarthQuack
01-18-2009, 04:31 PM
It's cold out right now....My nips are hard.

Darth Jax
01-18-2009, 05:03 PM
watch out, he's cutting glass

bobafrett
01-18-2009, 07:18 PM
It's cold out right now....My nips are hard.


I guess so, they entered the room 10 minutes before you did!

Darth Jax
01-18-2009, 08:16 PM
shouldn't this go in the indoors/outdoors when cold discussion?

Kidhuman
01-19-2009, 11:34 AM
Let the mods sort that out Mr Jax. :D

Ji'dai
01-24-2009, 01:02 AM
It's gonna get cold again this weekend. Blasted Canadians.

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 06:49 AM
Yes, I mean WTF, I can deal with the snow, but this cold snap Brrrrrrrrrrr!

Kidhuman
01-24-2009, 07:58 AM
Whats wrong Frett? Armor frozen to you?

Darth Jax
01-24-2009, 11:17 AM
possibly a hex wrench and set of handlebars

Jargo
01-24-2009, 04:33 PM
generic nonsensical ill thought out post padding reply.

bobafrett
01-24-2009, 09:13 PM
Whats wrong Frett? Armor frozen to you?

Yes, but it's the cod piece that hurts the most, and I gotta pee!

Ji'dai
01-24-2009, 11:05 PM
Check out the codpiece on this Stormtrooper:

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bobafrett
01-24-2009, 11:36 PM
Is that a she / he trooper? Oh my!

Slicker
01-25-2009, 12:01 AM
The sad part is that I totally believe she fills up every part of that cod piece.

Ji'dai
01-25-2009, 10:07 AM
Official Imperial policy is don't ask, don't tell.

Jargo
01-25-2009, 12:34 PM
Oh dear lord!!! :cross-eye

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 01:58 PM
Check out her "VIP" card with Chewbacca's picture. He's turning his head because he can't stand to look, either! lol

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 02:44 PM
my eyes, my eyes

Ji'dai
01-25-2009, 03:33 PM
You guys must all be dating or married to Victoria Secret models.

Can't tell me you wouldn't hit this:

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TK-OU812! Why aren't you at your post! TK-OU812, respond!

TeeEye7
01-25-2009, 03:45 PM
You'd need a Vince Offer-approved can opener first.

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 06:15 PM
Peel back the cod, and it smells like cod.

Jargo
01-25-2009, 07:21 PM
You guys must all be dating or married to Victoria Secret models.

Can't tell me you wouldn't hit this:

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TK-OU812! Why aren't you at your post! TK-OU812, respond!

Well I know I wouldn't. :hurt:

Jargo
01-25-2009, 09:03 PM
I'd like to see slicker in a wookiee outfit.

Darth Jax
01-25-2009, 09:18 PM
I'd like to see slicker in a wookiee outfit.

awesome. every home needs one.












i'd like to see that too.

bobafrett
01-25-2009, 09:51 PM
I'd like to see a shaven naked Jargo posting on a computer
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but that's not allowed here.

Kaptain Curk
01-26-2009, 10:27 AM
:whip:aehahadhdsddhssjsfjssf

pbarnard
01-26-2009, 10:59 AM
I'd like to see a shaven naked Jargo posting on a computer.

Wait, that explains the blindness.

Jargo
01-26-2009, 04:21 PM
too bad, i'm growing a beard. well actually I'm growing lazy and haven't shaved for two weeks. my face is the only place that hair grows in abundance.

Ji'dai
01-26-2009, 06:12 PM
I hate shaving! I'll go the weekend if I can get away with it, then shave Sunday night so I won't have to Monday morning.


Well I know I wouldn't. :hurt: Yeah well, you're the exception. But I know these other guys would even if they say they wouldn't :whip:

Slicker
01-26-2009, 06:26 PM
I'd like to see a shaven naked Jargo posting on a computer
How were you able to read my dream from last night?!:love:

Kaptain Curk
01-27-2009, 07:43 PM
one time i had a dream i was working in the field at my aunts farm and i had to pee the animals p in barnyard so i decide to p in the barnyard. may aunt caught me and said don't you p in my barnyard u p in the outhouse she said that i couldnt have peaches for desert instead i had to go into the barn and shovel horse plop it was nasty and i said eww

Darth Jax
01-27-2009, 07:46 PM
nowhere lengthy enough or strange enough to be a tycho dream

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 08:41 PM
nowhere lengthy enough or strange enough to be a tycho dream

Yes, a Tycho dream would be in such vivid detail that you almost feel like you were having the dream yourself, then you wonder 'what's up with that boy".

Jargo
01-27-2009, 09:39 PM
Originally Posted by Slicker
How were you able to read my dream from last night?! :love:


You're a sick puppy. :yes:

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 11:17 AM
his nose is cold and wet

Ji'dai
01-29-2009, 05:29 PM
Dang! The snap broke on my Trapper Keeper.

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 06:56 PM
that wouldn't happen to be a dawson's creek trapper keeper would it?

Ji'dai
01-30-2009, 09:55 AM
Nah, it's got Jonas Brothers on it. They're wearing their jammies.

Slicker
01-30-2009, 09:57 AM
You're a sick puppy. :yes:And how do you figure? Maybe it's you who is the sick puppy. :yes: