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Darth Jax
01-26-2009, 09:09 PM
So months ago after watching 30 days of night, i was watching the previews on the DVD and they advertised 'Zombie strippers.' Great name, but i promptly forgot all about the movie. Until browsing through Hollywood Video the other nite.

Much like snakes on a plane, the title tells you everything you need to know about the film. It's a horror-comedy, that tries to incorporate political satire, philosophical undertones and 'B' movie greatness... but ultimately comes up a little short - cuz it tries just a little too hard. Not the best movie i've seen recently, but not a total waste of 2 hours.

bobafrett
01-27-2009, 07:46 AM
So were there Zombie's that strip then?

Slicker
01-27-2009, 07:51 AM
I'm desperately trying to come up with a joke pertaining to zombie's, strippers, and getting some brain but I just can't seem to do it.

JetsAndHeels
01-27-2009, 09:37 AM
Isn't this the flick with Jenna Jamison? I had it on queue from Netflix, but cancelled it.

LTBasker
01-27-2009, 10:12 AM
It also had Robert Englund...somehow...I assume he was either incredibly desperate for a paycheck, or he offered to do it in return for mass amounts of snu snu.

I watched the trailer of it oh so long ago, and I found it incredibly funny that they use a cheapo $30 airsoft shotgun as one of the gun props, and didn't even modify it to make it appear different. It even still has the little tiny BB-magazine that could not actually ever fit a real shotgun round in it. I suppose it was resourceful, though, since they simply used sound effects to make it sound real.

Darth Jax
01-27-2009, 05:47 PM
freddy and the porn star and a bunch of other nobody's are in it.


and yes frett, the stippers become zombies and (which doesn't interfere with their ability to strip) - just say no to the lap dance afterwards

sith_killer_99
01-27-2009, 08:51 PM
Zombie Strippers, so good I bought it on blu-ray!

UKWildcat
01-29-2009, 11:51 AM
I've got this one on my hard drive but haven't watched it yet... I hear it is terrible.

Darth Jax
01-29-2009, 12:28 PM
it's terrible, yes. but not unwatchable terrible.

sith_killer_99
01-29-2009, 02:41 PM
It is the greatest Zombie Stripper movie ever..EVER.:thumbsup:

Ando
01-29-2009, 06:20 PM
I bought it on DVD off Amazon. Didn't like it.

If you want a crappy (good crappy) zombie movie, try Flight of the Living Dead.

Qui-Long Gone
02-03-2009, 09:41 PM
I've got this one on my hard drive but haven't watched it yet... I hear it is terrible.


teheheheh. you said 'hard drive.' tehehehehehehe

Mad Slanted Powers
02-04-2009, 12:42 AM
The thing with zombie strippers is that they can keep stripping even after their clothes are off. They just keep peeling more layers of skin and flesh off.

Lord Malakite
02-04-2009, 02:05 AM
The thing with zombie strippers is that they can keep stripping even after their clothes are off. They just keep peeling more layers of skin and flesh off.
Kind of gives a whole new spin on the phrase "I want to jump your bones".