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El Chuxter
06-05-2009, 08:23 AM
STOP CASTING SHIA LEBOUF IN YOUR FILMS!

It destroys any credibility you may have. If you need a leading man, Carrot Top would be a better choice.

Those of us with the desire to pay to see people who actually have talent and are worthy of our money shall henceforth boycott any movie with this douchenozzle.

Darth Jax
06-05-2009, 08:40 AM
as a rider to the above declaration, i'd include nic cage

pbarnard
06-05-2009, 09:23 AM
Can they get the orangutang from the cannon ball and clint eastwood films instead?

sith_killer_99
06-05-2009, 11:09 AM
^ I think he's dead. They could probably get the one from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.:yes:

Qui-Long Gone
06-05-2009, 01:42 PM
^ I think he's dead.

That would still be a better actor. :D

LTBasker
06-05-2009, 02:08 PM
You know what I want to see? A movie with Nicholas Cage, Shia LeBouf, Ice Cube, Jackie Chan, Beyonce Knowles, Hugh Grant and Jessica Alba. Directed by Brett Ratner.

Epic I tell you.

Maerj2000
06-05-2009, 04:58 PM
I want to see a movie for this trailer right here:

http://www.swtor.com/media/trailers/deceived-cinematic-trailer

THAT would be worth camping out for!

Qui-Long Gone
06-07-2009, 07:14 PM
^I thought it was a yawner actually...and I'm probably the only person...I just get tired of masked Sith...Vader was basically the ONLY Sith to EVER look good in gear, everyone else just comes off looking like a half-effort Vader....:rolleyes:

I like LT's idea...Ratner should direct EVERY film from here out...:thumbsup:

pbarnard
06-10-2009, 04:46 PM
Chux may get his wish.
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/10/shia-labeouf-is-at-his-wits-end/ Maybe OD'd by the end of the year?

Maerj2000
06-10-2009, 08:28 PM
I just read that and...wow, just wow. He needs a little help I think, based off of that interview.

figrin bran
06-11-2009, 01:26 AM
Speaking of Ratner, I just watched X3 again the other day. It should have been a decent film. should have.

JetsAndHeels
06-11-2009, 09:51 AM
Read this (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525730,00.html) article. If you didn't think the guy was weird enough already, this ought to seal the deal.

JediTricks
06-25-2009, 08:56 PM
Hey now, skinny little weaselly tools need to eat, too. :p

This kid clearly has the world's best agent. Of course, when Satan takes an interest in your career, it helps too.

You know what I want to see? A movie with Nicholas Cage, Shia LeBouf, Ice Cube, Jackie Chan, Beyonce Knowles, Hugh Grant and Jessica Alba. Directed by Brett Ratner.

Epic I tell you.Oh, I like that idea. Wait, your plan includes dropping an atomic bomb on the filming site the first day they get together, right?

El Chuxter
06-25-2009, 08:57 PM
I'd cut Hugh Grant, Ice Cube, and Jackie Chan from the cast if dropping an a-bomb is part of the deal. They've starred in some real crap, but they're not horrible.

2-1B
06-25-2009, 09:46 PM
Neither is Beyonce, she was awesome in Goldmember.

JediTricks
06-26-2009, 01:06 AM
Neither is Beyonce, she was awesome in Goldmember.
Wow, is this Bizarro World?

Those other actors had good movies before, but as they age their films get worse and worse.

Qui-Long Gone
07-23-2009, 02:41 PM
Neither is Beyonce, she was awesome in Goldmember.

Well, there were two things about Beyonce awesome in Goldmember, but plenty of other things that weren't....mostly involving dialogue, acting, character motivation, and scenes that didn't feature her "assets."

2-1B
07-25-2009, 01:35 PM
I liked her in Goldmember. *shrug*

I can't remember any scenes of profound acting, dialogue, or character motivations in ANY of those 3 movies. ;)

JediTricks
08-07-2009, 04:02 PM
Well, there were two things about Beyonce awesome in Goldmember, but plenty of other things that weren't....mostly involving dialogue, acting, character motivation, and scenes that didn't feature her "assets."
You neglected to mention her awful afro.

Qui-Long Gone
08-08-2009, 09:23 PM
You neglected to mention her awful afro.

I actually wasn't looking up....:whip: