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JetsAndHeels
06-25-2009, 02:53 PM
Ok, it may not be the best ever, but this guy does a great job describing his item. :)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/1235615702.html

Ando
06-25-2009, 03:03 PM
Ok, it may not be the best ever, but this guy does a great job describing his item. :)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cto/1235615702.html

No, this is the best. The frequent use of the phrase "kick a**" solidified it.

LTBasker
06-25-2009, 04:58 PM
or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

So, if he knows what On Star is that makes him not a real man, what was he doing with the truck in the first place then?

mtriv73
06-25-2009, 05:07 PM
I need a truck, I live near there, sadly I'm not even close to manly enough to own it.

I'd get lost in my driveway without my GPS.

Maybe I'll join the Marines, punch out my drill sergeant, (spend some time in Leavenworth,) take a chain saw to a redwood, spit a lot, scratch my pubic places in public places, drink a lot of beer, fart and then laugh about it, and then I'll be manly enough to buy it. :thumbsup:

Or maybe I'd qualify if I quit buying kids toys for myself

JediTricks
06-27-2009, 12:16 AM
Trying too hard. Plus, his truck is a POS, rear suspension looks shot from the nature of that sagging longbed. And it's got a plastic grille, no manly man truck has a PLASTIC GRILLE. And twinkletoes here didn't even mention that it's NOT a 4wd - what kind of wussy truck doesn't have four wheel drive?!? Plus, why all this bolt-on aftermarket crap, what's wrong with the original parts, what did he do to this truck? Oh, and since when does a real man use the INTERNET?!?

:p

Slicker
06-27-2009, 10:38 AM
And the oil spot underneath it says that only a "man that can fix a leaking engine can own me."

JimJamBonds
06-27-2009, 01:02 PM
I skimmed it and it seemed rather Onion like.

clone157
07-31-2009, 11:09 PM
Did anyone save this? It is so hilarious and I just tried to find it for my folks to check out, but its been taken down.:(

Ando
01-15-2010, 04:29 PM
I found an even better Craigslist ad today courtesy of *****

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html)

JediTricks
01-15-2010, 05:29 PM
No linking to the site I just removed, they routinely post inappropriate material on their front page, it's become a problem.

Conan was talking about that last night, pretty funny stuff.

Ando
01-15-2010, 05:32 PM
No linking to the site I just removed, they routinely post inappropriate material on their front page, it's become a problem.

Conan was talking about that last night, pretty funny stuff.

Sorry, won't happen again.

JediTricks
01-15-2010, 06:32 PM
Ok. It wasn't porn and it wasn't intended to be breaking our rules, so I didn't consider it a "problem that Ando did", I just wanted to explain why I pulled the link.

Ando
01-15-2010, 06:45 PM
Ok. It wasn't porn and it wasn't intended to be breaking our rules, so I didn't consider it a "problem that Ando did", I just wanted to explain why I pulled the link.

I appreciate that. I guess I am probably desensitzed to that blog's content since I check it every day out of habit more than anything else.