View Full Version : If I were on "TOP CHEF"...

09-03-2009, 01:39 PM
I'd have a hard time calling the host by her name, Padma.

I'd probably get booted off the show for calling her "Padme", "Queen Amidala", "m'lady", "your highness" or "senator".

Just sayin'...


09-03-2009, 01:40 PM
I'd be asking her, you really sleep/slept with Eddie Money multiple times?

09-03-2009, 01:44 PM
Is that how she got that giant scar on her arm? :eek:

El Chuxter
09-03-2009, 01:44 PM
No. That's how she got two tickets to paradise.

09-03-2009, 03:22 PM
If I were on that show, I'd be the second (third actually) person from my town on that show.

The 2 Voltaggio brothers are from Frederick, MD where I live. One of the brothers still lives here and has a fantastic restaurant downtown.

El Chuxter
09-03-2009, 03:38 PM
If I were on Top Chef, I would cut off Tom Colicchio's arms and legs in one swipe, take Padma in my arms, and say, "It's over, Tom. I have the high ground."

10-29-2009, 10:11 AM
Last night blew my mind!!! Natalie Portman was the guest judge on the show.

I woulda been so: "Padma... Padmé. Padmé... Padma." :love:

She was hilarious! Padma was talking about the garlic blossom being spicy and said it was like having a little prick on the end of her tongue. Natalie said, "Oh, no... you'd better not say that!!!" Then Padma said something about little explosions in her mouth and Nat, of course, had something to say about that as well. She was naughty!!! :p

10-29-2009, 10:38 AM
Were they cooking with... younglings? *slowly covers mouth with hand*

10-29-2009, 10:46 AM
Were they cooking with... younglings? *slowly covers mouth with hand*

*spittake* You pig!!!! :whip: