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scruffziller
10-08-2009, 08:17 PM
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, if I live I will kill you if I die you are forgiven. Such is the rule of honor.

LTBasker
10-08-2009, 08:42 PM
Can't say I agree. I'd deny the forgiveness as I'm already intending to take alot of hatred to my grave, and there's plenty of room for more. Especially if I'm murdered. :p

JimJamBonds
10-08-2009, 09:56 PM
I like this one...

Veni, Vidi, Castratavi Illegitimos'

We came, we saw, we castrated the b@stards.

2-1B
10-08-2009, 10:47 PM
"Have a good time...all the time."
-- Viv Savage of Spinal Tap's touring band --

JediTricks
10-09-2009, 01:08 AM
I dunno if any band is cool enough for me to live by their words, even Lamb of God. Now, if it were Ozzy... Then again, his only words directly to me were "my ****ing fingers are ****ing flat and they're ****ing numb," to which I replied "thanks for signing my comic book." :p

Lord Malakite
10-09-2009, 01:32 AM
If you can't remember me with a smile, then don't remember me at all.

Ando
10-09-2009, 12:48 PM
My mom always used to say "If you don't have anything nice to say, at least be funny."

I have been telling people my mom said this for so long that I forgot that I made it up. She got mad when I told her that I tell people she says this.

pbarnard
10-09-2009, 12:58 PM
"I don't have pet peeves I have f***ing psychotic episodes." Geoge Carlin.

2-1B
10-09-2009, 02:14 PM
I believe GC said he had "major psychotic f***in' hatreds."

pbarnard
10-09-2009, 02:20 PM
I believe GC said he had "major psychotic f***in' hatreds."

Direct quote from the 2004 show I attended live, which was the tour of his last HBO comedy special.

2-1B
10-09-2009, 03:20 PM
Cool, I was going back to one of his CDs (1999's "You Are All Diseased"), so we're probably discussing 2 different things. :) Although, he had an HBO gig in 2007, which was his last. Good stuff in that one, but it was definitely the saltiest I'd ever seen him. :crazed:

Darth Cruel
10-09-2009, 04:16 PM
My words to live by:

Don't key in on specific "words to live by" because sometimes you will need something John Lennon-ish, and other times, a solid quote from General Patton will be appropriate.

DarthQuack
10-09-2009, 06:07 PM
Life is short, party naked! :thumbsup:

Bel-Cam Jos
10-10-2009, 09:05 AM
"Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're right."

Or...

'Weather, you think "ewe Cannes oar," think "ewe Kant." Your rite.'

I try to follow the first one more. :rolleyes:

JimJamBonds
10-10-2009, 11:36 PM
Direct quote from the 2004 show I attended live, which was the tour of his last HBO comedy special.

Second last HBO comedy special. :D

Rocketboy
10-11-2009, 12:48 AM
"Si vis pacem para bellum."

If you want peace, prepare for war.

El Chuxter
10-11-2009, 12:48 AM
Igor's father had the greatest motto of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh3m1aN9B5Y

JimJamBonds
10-11-2009, 02:42 PM
Nice call with the Young Frankenstein reference Chux's!!!!!