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El Chuxter
11-19-2009, 05:16 PM
The Wachowski Brothers
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!! (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/168351/may-09-2008/stephen-vs--rain)

This has the potential to be a real classic.

11-24-2009, 01:09 PM
And yet it was rewritten by J. Michael Straczynski in the course of 53 hours because the original script was found unsatisfactory just weeks before filming. Honestly, that does not fill me with confidence.

Early reviews suggest that my claims that the concept of the Ninja is dead cliche junk has come to pass with this film.

El Chuxter
11-24-2009, 01:27 PM
And that post just suggests that my claims that you are a Doombot have come to pass. :p

11-24-2009, 02:39 PM

This would suggest that you don't remember what you've said in the past, since you're riffing off my post 1 prior about how Ninjas generally always suck.

11-24-2009, 07:53 PM
that's why they call him El Riffster.

El Chuxter
11-24-2009, 10:35 PM
I get the impression this movie isn't supposed to be realistic, whereas, even as much as it played loose with the real world, GIJoe was supposed to be mostly based in our world. That's what I was referring to in that post.

And any Korean pop star who can out-dance Colbert on his own show gets extra leeway in the realism department.

But, more importantly, I never pass up a chance to call you a DoomBot, even if it means making no sense myself. :crazed:

11-25-2009, 02:25 AM
That's alright, your punishment will be sitting through cinematic turds like this. ;)

The AICN review says that the ninjas in this are all super stealthy disappear right before your eyes which is awesome right up until they call the army in with a few search lights and guns which totally foils the ninjas. That is mucho stupido.

11-27-2009, 04:19 PM
spoiler alert.

11-27-2009, 04:59 PM
Even though Sho Kosugi is in this, I'm not interested.