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Tycho
11-29-2010, 04:27 PM
Now in time for the 3-D re-release, ILM can add a rubber chicken to Star Wars for brand new additional footage.

It's most appropriate place is in Jabba the Hutt's palace.

I think that we should see Jabba squeeze the rubber chicken each time he drops someone to the rancor.

It would be like Jabba's version of Simon Cowel or Donald Trump!

Right before Oola is sent falling to her doom, Jabba should whip out the rubber chicken and give it a few good squeezes.

This would be the squeaky kind you get at pet toy stores.

You'd hear Jabba laugh, and then the squeeks, and Oola scream "NOoooooo!"

Then the scene would repeat itself when Jabba drops Luke.

The expanded universe could create the backstory for this, clearing up the mystery of whether rancors are from Dathomir or Fallucia.

There would be two different breeds!

Malakali, will be revealed as the original inventor of the rubber chicken. As such, only rancors from Dathomir associate the squeaking of the rubber chicken with feeding time.

It will be revealed that Malakali was also an agent of the Emperor's - in place at Jabba's in case Mara Jade failed to kill Luke.

Just before Palpatine hurls lightning bolts into Luke on the Death Star II, he will have a new CGI rubber chicken in his hand to give Luke the signal - his time as a Jedi is all but over!

Squeak! Squeak!

Then Hasbro can re-release a SA Malakali on a vintage card with a scale-size rubber chicken accessory. :yes:

Later, a new edition of Emperor Palpatine can also re-use this prop.

Bel-Cam Jos
11-29-2010, 09:50 PM
Now in time for the 3-D re-release, ILM can add a rubber chicken to Star Wars for brand new additional footage.

It's most appropriate place is in Jabba the Hutt's palace.

This would be the squeaky kind you get at pet toy stores.

Squeak! Squeak!

Then Hasbro can re-release a SA Malakali on a vintage card with a scale-size rubber chicken accessory. :yes:What about CGI-ing out the dianoga head in the DS garbage masher scene? Or Han tossing one to Wuher as payment as he leaves the cantina?

And, no, no Malakili re-release ever. Please.

rickantel
12-07-2010, 03:42 AM
how bout cgi-ing luke coming back in to shoot third right into greedos chest to definately make sure he stays dead this time lol

Tycho
12-07-2010, 02:33 PM
That's a good idea, too.

They could make Kentucky Fried Greedo while they're at it.

Or Klatoonian Fried Greedo (KFG).

rickantel
12-08-2010, 12:58 AM
That's a good idea, too.

They could make Kentucky Fried Greedo while they're at it.

Or Klatoonian Fried Greedo (KFG).

lollollollol:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Qui-Long Gone
12-16-2010, 11:32 PM
If a rubber chicken is going in, then I want a woopie cushion too!

After Han shoots Greedo, Greedo's head falls to the sound of the cushion.

As the Rancor eats Pig we hear multiple cushion effects.

As Han is lowered into the carbon chamber he "cushions."

And when Sideous sits in his chair after christening Vader, CUSHION!

JimJamBonds
12-17-2010, 07:24 AM
There already is a rubber chicken in TPM, Jar Jar grabs it and it ends up flying into Sebulba's soup.

Tycho
12-20-2010, 12:59 AM
Qui-Long Gone - those are great ideas!



There already is a rubber chicken in TPM, Jar Jar grabs it and it ends up flying into Sebulba's soup.

Yes, JimJam. You're right. But the rubber chicken has no speaking lines! :mad:

Qui-Long Gone
12-20-2010, 01:02 AM
What about the Ugs tossing around a rubber chicken as Chewie collects 3PO?

It would also be cool if the trash compacter on the Death Star was full of chickens!

What if Jar Jar was entirely replaced by...wait for it....a rubber chicken?!

Tycho
12-20-2010, 01:06 AM
[QUOTE=Qui-Long Gone;742767]What about the Ugs tossing around a rubber chicken as Chewie collects 3PO?

Another good idea.


It would also be cool if the trash compacter on the Death Star was full of chickens!

Don't you think nuggets and dipping sauce would be more appropriate?



What if Jar Jar was entirely replaced by...wait for it....a rubber chicken?!

Seriously? I don't really see that making any kind of a difference, though.

Tycho
01-27-2011, 08:51 AM
I just found myself revisiting my desire to see large, rubber chickens in the Star Wars movies.

But now, I would also like to add a live-action actor dressed up as a giant, yellow chicken, who would do jumping jacks in costume during segments of the Star Wars films.

Imagine the exciting addition of a large man in a yellow bird costume dancing around when Anakin pulls his lightsaber on Palpatine, finally realizing that the latter is the Sith Lord!

Or when Han and Luke are discussing Leia in the Falcon's cockpit after having just escaped the Death Star - what if the ship hit a large chicken in outer space - just like the asteroids bounced off the ship in ESB? However, this time the actor in the large chicken suit would be stuck, spread-eagled, across the front transparisteel window of the Millennium Falcon. But Han and Luke would ignore it, though Chewie would come up to the cockpit and lick his lips like he wanted to eat it!

For the 3D release, these improvements could be made, adding 3-D large chickens!

I hope Lucas has thought about doing this.

Mister Roboto
01-27-2011, 12:46 PM
the tonnika sisters should be replaced by a couple of people chicken suits.

the ice cream maker guy should be modified to be carrying a large rubber chicken.