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JEDIpartner
04-06-2011, 01:20 PM
So, this morning, I woke up with blocked sinuses. I went to the gym and still had blocked sinuses. I finished up my shoulder workout and went to the locker room to get showered and immediately had an allergy attack. All of that sneezing cleared my sinuses, so I went to the toilets to get a few sheets of loo roll to blow my nose. The first thing I was able to smell was the guy in the next stall doing a massive poo.

Tremendous.

My day, for the most part, has been relatively that stinky.

El Chuxter
04-06-2011, 01:26 PM
The first thing I was able to smell was the guy in the next stall doing a massive poo.
I thought that sounded like you sneezing! I wasn't sure, though, so I didn't say anything--you know how awkward talking to some folks in the bathroom makes them feel. Hope you're feeling better.

And, before you ask, yes, the oat bran cereal works wonders!

JEDIpartner
04-06-2011, 01:44 PM
I thought that sounded like you sneezing! I wasn't sure, though, so I didn't say anything--you know how awkward talking to some folks in the bathroom makes them feel. Hope you're feeling better.

And, before you ask, yes, the oat bran cereal works wonders!

ahahahahahahaha!!!

JEDIpartner
04-07-2011, 11:24 AM
...and then this morning, I had to switch cardio machines three times because King Farticus kept doing farts ever few minutes. His friend on the cardio machine next to him kept pulling his shirt up over his face to stop from breathing in all the stink. I told him that was so not cool to keep doing that when people are breathing so heavily on those machines.

RUDE!!!!!!! :upset:

El Chuxter
04-07-2011, 12:06 PM
It was Seth Rogen, wasn't it? That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do.

JEDIpartner
04-07-2011, 12:44 PM
The guy actually looked like a more mentally challenged version of Adam Sandler.

JimJamBonds
04-07-2011, 05:18 PM
The guy actually looked like a more mentally challenged version of Adam Sandler.The poor b@stard.

Bel-Cam Jos
04-07-2011, 06:37 PM
I tend to drop things, hit my hands/fingers on stuff, spill breakfast to determine my upcoming bad day.

LusiferSam
04-09-2011, 07:56 PM
Opening the shades or turning the lights on first thing always leads to a bad day. Ex roommates and girlfriends have found this out the hard way. I'm not a morning person and lights on first thing makes me "grumpy."

Having trouble with right and left is also not a good sign. Normally it means the dyslexia is going to be really bad that day. It's the stuff I don't do everyday, like stopping for gas or following directions, not the everyday things like which hand I write with or wear my watch on. And because it random, there is nothing I could do about it.

JEDIpartner
04-15-2011, 01:48 PM
The poor b@stard.

Yeah... I know. :(


I tend to drop things, hit my hands/fingers on stuff, spill breakfast to determine my upcoming bad day.

....a this porridge is too... *spills bowl on hand* HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-OT!!!!!!!


Opening the shades or turning the lights on first thing always leads to a bad day. Ex roommates and girlfriends have found this out the hard way. I'm not a morning person and lights on first thing makes me "grumpy."

Having trouble with right and left is also not a good sign. Normally it means the dyslexia is going to be really bad that day. It's the stuff I don't do everyday, like stopping for gas or following directions, not the everyday things like which hand I write with or wear my watch on. And because it random, there is nothing I could do about it.

*nods* You sound like my partner. LOL