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Runobot
04-03-2002, 06:40 PM
Read this like David Letterman is saying it:

"You know you have social problems when:

5) You do not know what half of your friends look like.

4) You only know your friends by their user-names.

3) You have more friends on message boards than you do in real life.

2) You check to see if someone replied to your last post 5 times in one day.

And the number one reason you know you have social problems...[drum roll please]

You get excited when all your friends are online at the same time!"


Thank you very much, I will be here all week.

2-1B
04-03-2002, 06:45 PM
In a "Norm McDonald as David Letterman" voice:

Uhh, you got any gum?

:D

jw_bryant
04-03-2002, 08:22 PM
the sad thing is, 3-4 of those are true for me. :(

warren
04-03-2002, 09:56 PM
Well..... let's see ..

5.) Seems true ... half my friends are working on the other side of the country ...:eek:

4.) user name ??? nope maybe by their nick name !!
like chicken head !! fatty bump !!! etc.... :crazed:

3.)I don't know .... maybe not ...:confused:

2.)nope !!!! 10 till 20 times I guess !!!:D

how's that ..... what do you think my rating should be ..... ??????

Rollo Tomassi
04-03-2002, 10:39 PM
Geeez. Now I feel guilty. My name is NOT Rollo... it's...




:D

LTBasker
04-04-2002, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Runobot
5) You do not know what half of your friends look like.

4) You only know your friends by their user-names.

3) You have more friends on message boards than you do in real life.

2) You check to see if someone replied to your last post 5 times in one day.

And the number one reason you know you have social problems...[drum roll please]

You get excited when all your friends are online at the same time!"

5) Nope I don't, only a few of'em.
4) Nah, some I know by their real names but I'm more used to calling them by their user-names.
3) Well actually I do... no question about it.
2) 4! I do it at least 4!
1) I don't do that, cause all my friends are never on-line at the same time, or I just don't know it cause I'm usually not on at that time, no matter what time it is. :p

Pendo
04-04-2002, 10:04 AM
Social problems? Nope, not got social problems...!

Really...

Honestly...









OK, so what if all 5 are true for me? I'm still cool :cool:!!!


:D
PENDO!

Lord Malakite
04-04-2002, 10:35 AM
Should I be happy :) or sad :( that I fit all five perfectly? Perhaps that explains why I'm turning transparent like those fish and insects you find in caves. Just look at my avatar, you can see my skeleton through my skin. ;) :D

187-Maul
04-04-2002, 12:43 PM
most of them fit to me...but who cares I'm happy:) ...or am I:confused: ...should I now be worried...I think I'm talking total nonsense here...I'll better go now:(

NesteaFett
04-04-2002, 10:26 PM
::Runs away crying:::cry:

warren
04-04-2002, 10:46 PM
hey ... who cares :o as 187 Maul says .....
as long as you are happy with your life and
you don't go around giving other people problem ... :D

heck ... nobody will call you a problem child or person or what ever .....:eek: :crazed:

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
04-06-2002, 12:12 AM
You know you have social problems when the only girlfriend you have ever had, is someone you've actually never met. Chances are her name is "Lurleen," she lives 1,000 miles away in trailer park in Boise, and you have nude photos of her she sent you from an E-mail (The photos may not be of her, but someone better looking she envies, because she herself is nothing to brag about).

Emperor Howdy
04-06-2002, 12:26 AM
Are you telling me my Lurleen......sent you.....those.....those.....those photos too!?!?!



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmboohoohoohoohoo:cry: ......why the cheatin' #%&*!!!!!!!

Obi-Don
04-07-2002, 09:05 AM
Oh Great! Not only do I have no life. Now have have social problems.:eek:

Lowly Bantha Cleaner
04-13-2002, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Emperor Howdy
Are you telling me my Lurleen......sent you.....those.....those.....those photos too!?!?!



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmboohoohoohoohoo:cry: ......why the cheatin' #%&*!!!!!!!


She's mine! You keep your filthy hands off of her Mr. :mad:

She told me that I was the light of her life, the spark to her flame, the scented cake of her urinal. . So you better delete any remnants you have remaining of her !

Mandalorian Candidat
04-13-2002, 01:11 AM
You know you have social problems when Natalie Portman's lawyer starts sending you restraining orders because you were hounding her for one of those dresses from EP1 because you wanted it for dress-up at high tea with the Queen of England but suddenly you wake up in a cold sweat remembering it was only a dream and that you had to go to work shoveling cow pies.

No, I'm not talking about me, just a friend of mine. :rolleyes:

Bel-Cam Jos
04-13-2002, 11:10 AM
You know you have social problems if:

You are stuck on which orange jumpsuit to wear today.
You cannot play "Madlibs" without using the F-word as all 8 parts of speech.
You laugh at auto accidents.
"Forgiveness" is a foreign word in your vocabulary.
You KNOW you are better than all those &{#@!$% $#@%^&*&s out there.
The world is your ashtray.

Sorry, those weren't funny. Here's a funny one to make up for it:

You can't write an ironic statement in a school assignment without drawing a colon and parenthesis. : ) :)

Mandalorian Candidat
04-14-2002, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Bel-Cam Jos
You know you have social problems if:

You cannot play "Madlibs" without using the F-word as all 8 parts of speech.


Eight parts of speech?! OK, I get the noun, verb, and adjective, but how do you use it as an adverb, preposition, or pronoun?

No that's OK, you don't have to spell it out for us. :)

jw_bryant
04-14-2002, 01:33 PM
get the f*** song, it explains it all. :)