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Tycho
04-05-2002, 09:49 PM
If you think this is funny, you may be sniffing YOUR Mouse Droid.

If you think so CLICK HERE! (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5280)

^ ^ ^ Mouse Droid Sniffers Anony-mouse ^ ^ ^


If you think the incomprehensible decisions Hasbro makes with our toy line is funny, try imagining how hard it is for your action figures to actually re-enact the movies:

First, from our old forums, the story begins in:

The Resculpt Menace (http://209.197.112.151/thread.html?dom=ss&TID=17&PID=2944)

Then it continues in:

A New Resculpt (http://209.197.112.151/thread.html?dom=ss&TID=27&PID=3744)



Which had to be continued in the new forums starting from the Cantina Scene (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=309)

and is succeeded by:

The Resculpt Strikes Back (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1528)

And we are now only starting along the process of retelling:

The Return of the Resculpts (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4134)

Hope you enjoy! Please share your thoughts!

Tycho
04-27-2002, 04:38 PM
I thought I'd refresh this post since many new people are coming to our forums and might want to know what this is all about ...

since "Return of the Resculpts" is well under way.

Start with "The Resculpt Menace" as this is a fun, ongoing story.

Plus you'll get to take a walk into the past as you can see what SirSteve's old forums used to look like!

Post here what you think, and what threads you like, or whatever you don't understand!

2-1B
04-27-2002, 04:49 PM
Next month after the film is out, can you start a new thread, Attack of the Preposed Gimmicks ? :D It may take several months to get Attack of the Resculpts started. :)

Tycho
04-27-2002, 05:15 PM
Well, in creative discussions with my principle co-horts, El Chuxter and Bel-Cam Jos, I think we're calling Episode 2:

Resculpts of the Clones???!!!

Just because of the sheet audacity of the idea of resculpting identical figures!

However, we really got a fine selection of E2 figures, and not too many resculpts are available, or planned yet. (I'd actually like to see a few like Kamino Obi-Wan, which have never been announced or even rumored yet).

But depending upon the usefulness and / or demand for them from the E2 line, plus taking into account another Luke Bespin and Vader... we have yet to arrive at the outcome of Episode 6, as Luke strives to get Hasbro to offer a variety in the line.

Remember in our twisted version, Episode 2 is the SEQUEL to Episode 6. So anything can happpen.

If Luke becomes a Jedi, he'll be a 'bad-guy' in our stories, because they are the guardians of peg-warming and over-production in the galaxy. When POTJ was first proposed and created by Emperor Hasbrotime, the Jedi allied themselves with the Sith. They think they're making it easier for kids to get the main cast members at the expense of stagnating the entire line and angering core collectors. Luke and Leia are part of a Rebellion movement fighting for us.

But now Luke is about to face his destiny - that his Grandfather is JarJar Crap, a character with more peg-warming power than all the Luke Tatooine figures combined!

Again, start at "The Resculpt Menace" at the link above to get all the laughs and the full story!

Finally, everyone contributing will need to know the full dialogue scripted for AOTC's in order to re-write it as ROTC, so because the movie's not out, ROTR is not finished yet, and spoiler issues, it will be a while until ROTC's comes out (in the Hasbro Saga section).

Meanwhile, continue to post your opinions of these fine SSG original movies here, or even links to other funny threads you've come across.

JetsAndHeels
04-27-2002, 05:19 PM
Man, reading the thread about sniffing toys syre got me cracked up again. That thread went on for a good while. Actually I think it is still going if I am not mistaken. We really had a good time on that one, didnt we Tycho? I am still a figure sniffer 100%. Now that the AOTC toys are out we have a new batch of them to sniff.
On a side note, I did sniff the Luminara figure right after I opened her, and she is strong!! Dar Argol warned us of this, but I did this today about 15 minutes before I logged on. My timing couldnt have been any worse. So I will re-state what Dar Argol said about Luminara: Do NOT sniff her immediately after opening her!! She is very, very strong and will knock you out!! I know this first hand. Give her at least 10-15 minutes to air out some before.

2-1B
04-27-2002, 05:44 PM
originally posted by JF96
That thread went on for a good while.

A "good while" longer than your Slave Leia Sniffing Thread, eh Jangy? :D :D :D


originally posted by Tycho
Finally, everyone contributing will need to know the full dialogue scripted for AOTC's in order to re-write it as ROTC, so because the movie's not out, ROTR is not finished yet, and spoiler issues, it will be a while until ROTC's comes out (in the Hasbro Saga section).

With only 3 weeks to go and considering the availability of the script in illustrated book form (they are releasing it, right?), it shouldn't be too long til it happens! :)

Here's hoping that Luke fails in his quest to become a Jedi !

JetsAndHeels
04-27-2002, 05:57 PM
The Leia sniffing thread died as quick as it ended. But she does smell good!! Not to mention the figure is great!! That thread couldve been something. Its a shame.

Mandalorian Candidat
04-27-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by JangoFett96
The Leia sniffing thread died as quick as it ended. But she does smell good!!

I'll say! Her navel smells like rancid cheese.

MMMMMMMM. Rancid cheese. :crazed: :crazed: :crazed: :dead:

Tycho
04-29-2002, 06:51 AM
This is the "Touching the Reek's Wee-Wee Thread" (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7026&perpage=15&pagenumber=1)

I know it was closed, but it makes you laugh so hard that we wouldn't want to lose track of it!

You KNOW once the Arena Playset comes out, a heck of a lot more Reeks are going to be sold, and the ones we bought will get opened... and a "Mommy, what's this?" thread is going to start ALL OVER AGAIN! LOL

This one was hilarious and I nearly fell out of my chair laughing over it!

And it was all Hasbro's fault!

SWAFMAN
07-27-2002, 09:05 PM
may I humbly submit..... (http://www.sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=145744#post145744)

rynobot
07-27-2002, 11:04 PM
hey where's the Reculpts?

scruffziller
07-29-2002, 08:18 AM
Yea well all the figs in each mold of the same ARE CLONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jonna
08-02-2002, 01:45 PM
I thought that Derek's "." thread was the best. To bad Derek, QLD, myself and Deadeye (who didn't know what the hell was going on anyway) were the only ones that knew about it before it was deleted.

The origin of Weeeeeeeeee! is safe for another day.

El Chuxter
08-02-2002, 02:33 PM
Here's two gems under Classic Trilogy that were hysterical, but could use a jumpstart from some new blood:

What would be fun to see (http://sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1927)

Star Wars III hits soon! (http://sirstevesguide.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2353)

Both of these are based on the idea that it's about 20 years ago and we're discussing what will happen in ESB and ROTJ (much as we did with AOTC just a few months ago), with quite a few misconceptions and some hilarious twists.

2-1B
08-03-2002, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Jonna
I thought that Derek's "." thread was the best. To bad Derek, QLD, myself and Deadeye (who didn't know what the hell was going on anyway) were the only ones that knew about it before it was deleted.

I think it was up longer than you recall, because I remember reading it! :D

Hey Tycho, you mentioned the "Reek's Wee Wee" thread, how long would a thread about the (somewhat) anatomically correct Teemto Pagalies figure last?

Jargo
08-04-2002, 08:06 AM
How uncool is it that I'm the last person t post in both of those threads Chuxter? Like - I killed them dude! I'm so ashamed... :cry:

SWAFMAN
08-18-2002, 01:33 PM
(this was the closest existing thread topic I could find to post this)

for discretion's sake, all I'm saying is go to The Onion's website and check out the article under the Opinion section.

Pendo
08-18-2002, 02:15 PM
LOL SWAFMAN!!! Yoda's Penis, hehehe :D. To be honest I have NEVER wondered what it was like :rolleyes:, but you can't help it when reading the article, lol :D.

PENDO!