View Full Version : STAR WARS...MST3K Style!

Eternal Padawan
04-13-2002, 11:42 AM
Everyone is a fan of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (and those who aren't, should be.) Imagine you are watching your favourite trilogy and three silhouettes are at the bottom of the screen. What are they saying?

LEIA: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

CROW: Hey! it's cold in here! Gimme a break!
TOM: Aren't you a little "experienced" to be wearing white?
MIKE: This is much nicer than MY room...

LUKE: Huh? Oh the uniform...

CROW:Chicks did the uniform...
TOM: It's certainly not your wit and charm.
MIKE: If that were a REAL Stromtrooper, he would've fried her...

LUKE(Taking off helmet): I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm hear to rescue you!

CROW: ...from your virginity! Heh heh.
TOM: Sick! What if their related?
MIKE: Oh now, who's gonna come up with something THAT stupid?

Ect. Etc. Etc. Get the idea? O.K. GO!

Bel-Cam Jos
04-13-2002, 11:13 PM

Luke: "Something just moved past my leg."
C: "Alligators in the sewer..."
Han: "It's just your imagination."
T: "Does my imagination have one eye?"
Luke: "Aagghhh!"
C: "Serves you right, you whiny brat!"
Han: "Luke! Luke!"
M: "Yeah. Like that'll help him."

Sorry... not too funny.:rolleyes:

04-18-2002, 10:32 PM
PLEASE GOD...please bring back MST3K and let them do Star Wars!