View Full Version : Ep III comedy idea

04-15-2002, 04:09 PM
Okay here's how Episode 3 should end (this is a joke). For about 20 minutes Darth Vader beats the hell out of Jar jar Binks (think WWF style beating). After killing Binks in a hangar, the Jedi Council enter and face Vader.

Windu: Anakin your time has come.

Vader says nothing but pulls out a remote control and pushes a button. Imperial shuttles land, and from them 100 Darth Maul clones emerge. They all activate their sabers.

Yoda: Hm screwed we are yes! (He runs away, jumping in a ship with a sign on its back labelled "To Dagobah"

Windu: (looking back where Yoda fled) Mother *&*&(&)


04-15-2002, 08:10 PM
*Rick McCallum impersonation*

Dude that is so f***ing amazing!

04-16-2002, 02:06 AM
You forgot the scene were Lucas steps out from behind the camera, apologizes to the audience, and then the reel of the actual star wars prequels begins to roll.

Am I sayin' that the prequels are a 28 year long wait joke? :D