From the journals of Captain "Pegleg" Chuxbeard, Ye Olde Captain Aboard Her Majesty's Pirate Ship 'Barley'
A long sad story that be, aye. All the other lads in Pirateville had parrots, aye, they did. But me Mum got me not a parrot, not even a scurvy dog. All I had to keep me company was me pet lemur. And not even a scary lemur, no. It were the cutest lemur me ever saw, it were. And cute on the HMPS Barley ain't worth no salt, so when I became a man I put the lemur in a basket and left it on Mr T's porch with a note asking him to care for me baby, I did. And the last me heard of me lemur were a voice saying, "What's this jibba-jabba? That's one ugly foo' baby!"