- Nightclub -
Mouse - "Wanna buy some death sticks?"
Obi - "You take republic diateries?"
Mouse - "I'd rather have cash.."
Obi - "All I have are these credits ( waves hand ) but they will do fine"
Mouse - "um, no... only cash, these are quality death sticks, imported straight from Kashyyyk.. these are uncut bro.."
Obi - "mmm.. hang on.. ( yells ) ANAKIN!"
Ani - "yes master?"
Obi - "spot me a 20.."
Ani - "All I have are these credits master.. "
Obi - "Damn these credits!! can't we possibly have ONE DECENT transaction using these credits! "
Ani - "Master, shouldnt we be looking for the changling?"
Obi - "later, I'm about to score some death sticks.. go find her and see if she wants to party.."
Obi-Wan: "That's why I'm here."
Lama Su: "You sound confused, Master Jedi. I didn't get to be Prime Minister by being foolish. Tell me why you really here."
Obi-Wan: "I'm here like I'm supposed to be. To do, the things I am required to do. Like you said. And because it was the right thing to do, and the right time."
Lama Su: "This isn't a history class where you bluff your way through. Taun We, remove this imposter from the city!"
Taun We: "Yes, your honor."
(Later, outside on landing platform)
Obi-Wan (on comlink): "Master Yoda, Master Windu."
Yoda: "Report, Master Obi-Wan. Find you did, what you sought?"
Obi-Wan: "Uh, yes. There are many things here, important things. Things that I was looking for, and that I found. Like you said."
Mace: "What are you talking about? Stop being vague."
Yoda: "Like a Padawan who did not study for The Trials, you seem."
Obi-Wan: "No, no! I studied! All night!"
Mace: "Oh, man. We be in big trouble now!"
Yoda: "Yes. Yes we are. Send the droids."
Jar Jar: Weesa be robbed and crunched.
Qui-Gon: Oooh, kinky!
Anakin: I think he's a "she," and a changeling.
Obi-Wan: Are we even try to stick with "plausible" anymore?
Anakin: Mom, you always tell me--
Shmi: Shut up, Anakin. Be right back--I have to take a dump.
Vader: You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
Leia: Go %^&* yourself.
Tusken Raider: Hey, Anakin, your mom was great last night! Wait, what are you doing? I was only kidding! We never laid a hand on her! Why the hell are you killing little kids? You #$%hole!! I'm calling the cops! I mean it. They're gonna be here any--URK!
[interior of Star Destroyer, over Tatooine]
Officer: "Hold your fire. There's no lifefo-"
Gunner [pressing trigger button]: "What was that?"
Luke: "Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator. Look!"
Owen: "Oh well. Buyer beware. You fix the red one."
Vader: "Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son."
Luke: "Whatever gets me off this dangling ledge! Sure, help me up!"
Yoda: "Luke... there is... anoth...er, Skywalk..."
Luke: "Anakin? Yeah, I know, you told me already. Some help you were."
Pod race official: "I'm sorry, son. You didn't come to qualifying. We haven't checked your pod for proper schematics. You aren't part of the racers' guild. You can't race today; maybe next Boota."
Anakin: "Who hired you?"
Zam: "Boba's... dad..." [dies]
Obi-Wan: "Huh? Who?"
Anakin: "I doubt the Archives will help us much."
Obi-Wan: "I feel as if a million troops suddenly cheered. I fear something anticlimatic has happened."
Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Palpatine: "First, there is an old VHS, maybe a laser disc. Then there will be a DVD version, but it will omit some key parts. Wait a few years for the Blu-Ray, but it won't include the original release. Likely, another one will come out, just before a major holiday."
Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Han: "You know, your words have been hurtful. My mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say..."
Vader: "By any means necessary. No disintegrations."
Fett: "And when has there been any evidence of me disintegrating anything?"
Dengar: "How about the storyline's continuity?"
Yoda: "When gone am I... the last of the Jedi... you shall be."
Luke: "That's unlikely. Over the whole galaxy, killing every single Jedi? I mean, I'm sure there will be Jedi popping up here and there, if the story needs a plot device. I don't believe that for a second."
Yoda: "Too old... for this poodoo... Am I getting..."
Queen Amidala: "It deserves our gratitude. What is its name?"
Panaka: "Uh, your majesty. I don't want to look at the equivalent of a droid's underwear to check. How 'bout I call him 'CU-L8R'?"
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well anymore."
Obi-Wan: "That's a symptom of depression or repressed desires and tension. I suggest medication with warm blue milk. I mean, happy and energetic milk! "
Anakin: "NOW I am depressed."
Grievous: "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku."
Obi-Wan: "Did he show you how to blend watercolors? Or make shading with cross hatch? May fave was double-exposure photography! "
Grievous: "No. I just drew Tippy the Turtle and won a prize."