Why do I have the urge to storm something French today...?
Today needs to become Moon Day. "If you believed they put a man on the moon (man on the moon)..."
Yes, moon day, Congress is working on making a National Monument of the lunar landing site!
Labor Day: oxymoron : Boxing Day : pro-violence (for all you analogies fans out there, even thought this was a poor one)
Uh, haven't you heard of the lick-it rule? Just after his famous speech, which also explains why his voice was off some, Mr. Armstrong claimed the moon (not made of cheese, so he said) for USA! USA!
Oh, I forgot how binding UN resolutions are, backed by the UN's powerful, respected forces. :p Sorry. ;)